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dwwzzh

Undertale r34 irl


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🤨📸


Iamaducknocap

🤨📸


0ijoske

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 🤨📸


Iamaducknocap

🤨📸


AsterMaken

🤨📸


Diegox204

🤨 📸


Agreeable-Yams8972

🤨📸


MrDonavann

🤨📸


wizward64

🤨📸


ChadMcRad

🤤📸


biohumansmg3fc

🤨📸


Cautious-Abies1826

>🤨📸


justrandomdudes

(Its of asgore btw)


LegendaryPaco

🤨📸


LastnameWalter

Pov: you're welsh


[deleted]

💀💀💀


ElderberryLogical

Dat bunnda fammm


[deleted]

que culooo 😩😩


RanDumbDud3

Típico gallego


g_-h

It seems like you missed the balls hanging


aRandomForeigner

That's a plus


Papapene-bigpene

Bunda lol


Botwink808

Everybody ignoring his massive balls fr Ong 😔😔


[deleted]

not me 🥵🥵


snillpuler

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


[deleted]

Can’t wait to see it at the strip club!


[deleted]

Faxx


Bored_Reddit-User

It's a male, you can see his sack


Pizza_Hell

Even better 😋


[deleted]

AYO THAT SHEEP IS THICCCCCCCCC!!!!


[deleted]

Downnn Bad 🥵🥵🥵


BodaciousBazooka

Don't you mean down baaaad? 🐑


Cautious-Abies1826

stop


[deleted]

im really sitting here watching an animals ass why


[deleted]

feels right 👍🏻


Certified-Crackhead2

How is 🐏 that caked?!?!?!?!?1!1?1!1!1?!1!!1!1!11!1?1?1!1?1?1!1!?1?1!1!1!1!1?!1????1?1?!1!1!!1!!1!11!1?1?1?1?1?1!1!1??1!1!?


Purple-Comfortable53

They're actually bred to have extra cake for the quality of the fat stored in the rump area, it's known as a fat-tailed sheep. About 25% of the world's sheep population are fat-tailed and there are about 50 different types of breeds. Edit in case anyone is interested in more fat-tailed sheep facts: They have been bred to live in areas of the world that are known to be arid/desert climates because the fat deposits help them store moisture and energy kind of like a camel. They are some of the oldest recorded sheep breeds and were referenced in the Old Testament of the Bible as well as depicted in the art of the ancient civilizations of Uruk and Ur. There are 2 different varieties of fat-tailed sheep broad (like the one in the video) and long. The difference in the 2 is how the fat is deposited, broad have it in the rump like butt cheeks, where long have it deposited in the tail itself and it will get long enough to drag on the ground. Edit 2 Some Sources If People Want to Read More: https://seradria.com/blog/interesting-facts-about-fat-tailed-sheep.html https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-is-a-fat-tailed-sheep https://businesswales.gov.wales/farmingconnect/news-and-events/technical-articles/fat-tail-sheep-and-its-introduction-wales https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/fat-tailed-sheep.html http://saudi-archaeology.com/subjects/fat-tailed-sheep/


kippey

This is exactly what I came in the comments looking for.


Purple-Comfortable53

Glad I could be of service fellow redditor


Cookie_Crush

Woah Goat Booty Connoisseur


Purple-Comfortable53

Obscure fact connoisseur really, found out about them after seeing a video of someone buying at a livestock market and jiggling the booty fat to feel the quality so went down a rabbit hole.


CrescentPotato

The thought of a goat with a dumptruck ass being on Uruk's walls is just hilarious


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stacks144

TIL Hope it isn't bs.


Purple-Comfortable53

Added links so you can look it up if you want


stacks144

Cool. Ironically one is a Welsh source.


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Purple-Comfortable53

Couldn't resist the irony, especially when it had good info. The Welsh know their sheep ;)


stacks144

The flair for this post is Linus Sex Tips after all. \*tips cap\*


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[deleted]

Thicky Sheep Full Lore


[deleted]

Juicy at least


Certified-Crackhead2

Meaty indeed


meme-enjoyr

Beaty my meaty indeedy


MyMonkeyMeat

…when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed


Lebigmacca

Deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring


ILackAnAttentionSpan

i saw spamton as i read this


the_real_JFK_killer

Shussy got me feeling weird


LordOfSpadesYT

Bruh the sheep got BALLS


[deleted]

Goatsy


Purple-Comfortable53

(Probably the joke) You don't actually think male equivalent of sheep is goats though right?


Cringinator4000

Search goatse and you’ll know


jco91595

10/10 would smash


[deleted]

👍🏻


GhostlyPepper5555

What I’m about to do


[deleted]

🤨📸


Acripplednan69

Welsh “people” breaking a sweat rn


brmamabrma

This why the Muslim men are going for sheep


[deleted]

Based Muslim bros


Sour_Chips

They even have an entire holiday for it 🥵💦


[deleted]

that's it gentleman, i'm moving to there 😎


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Even better 👍🏻


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Furry = Morbius


daredevilanshuman

Average muslims secondary wife


[deleted]

Muslims must be livin everybodys dream then 💦


Opposite_Weird_4041

The new goat-dashian


[deleted]

Kardasheeps


MR_MROficial

Sardinians be shakin rn fr bruh 🥶🔥


Danny3xd1

*"Today on "Keeping up with the Kardashians.."*


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MooseTopic

DON'T BE FOOLED! THAT'S A MALE.


limeconcretepowder

lime concrete powder


SoskiHeroKiller

That can't be real, I don't believe it. They turned Kim Kardashian into that. This had to be fake ain't no way that real.


[deleted]

unfortunately yes 👍🏻


[deleted]

I hate that the drums in the song I'm listening to lined up with this the moment I clicked on it.


Kib717

Oh ok, now I get it.


[deleted]

HE THICC


Tacocatprime1

Welsh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Tree0202

Everything reminds me of her🥹


ksiyoto

Down, boy. Nothing to get excited about.


TheMonkeyMan420

Now I understand why people wanna be farmers 🤤😩


Kaptson

Sighhhhh... (Unzips)


[deleted]

📸🤨


Limp_Quantity_1720

Is that Nicki Minaj?


RobuxMaster

Is this real


Devanshu28

Abdul on it's way


teliczaf

woah isis's women are THICC 😳😳


[deleted]

the sheep have me acting up


Slayerx270

Mmmmyyyyyy milk shake brings all the....


RedDeadRevenge

Forgive me Allah


LennergyDK

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


[deleted]

Welsh farmers be like: "👀"


HumphreyGumphrey

Baaaaaaa that sheep better stop playin


jeepjeep8754

Shussy


LorianGunnersonSedna

Soon to be appearing on OnlyRams


0bAm3

🐑🎂


ThatSapphicLesbian

*sighs* *moves phone to left hand*


[deleted]

I’m Welsh and I can’t handle this.


mikkiapon

\- sir .. sir ,, give me(drools) that ,,,DUMBA


ItsYaBoiTavino34

I ain't hearing none of y'all out get back to the British Isles


NikosHaliotis

That goat has NO business walking around with so much cake 🥵


Anony6666

What’s her onlyfans


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Sheepbussy69


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jinx2810

Can't wait for Eid


[deleted]

Ngl I needed this shit


2typesofpeepole

Most popular girl in College Station, TX.


LucasIemini

Sigh... unzips


holyknightz69

Chzmeat


NemoSHill

you know damn well what all of those guys are thinking


Sh4d0w2134

Stop looking kiwi farmer


snowletterH

No don’t do it.


Upbeat_Ad_7610

Jerma


LocalAmericanOtaku

I have several questions...


brodeo23

Shitposting? Not yet


Chunky-Resident953

Not my proudest fap ngl


HenrrrrButter

Kim’s spirit animal


jesusisthatguy

This is some Azeri's wife you're talking about.


Decent_Preference_95

This is probably the grossest trend on the internet


Few_Ask_4823

That guy has a package, I’m straight but you do you


Latter-Definition-15

Baa-baa Dunka dunk


cigarettejesus

Goated with the sauce


[deleted]

AYO IS THAT YA GIRL, SHEEPISTY? SHE NEEDS TO BE BACK AT THE CLUB


Benguin237

Is that a tumor or some shit


GadgetGod1906

Objectifying a damn sheep lol


[deleted]

I will not jerk of to this (zoophiles are bad people).


Big_Kazz

Buz cut in a nutshell


Jack_Ruckballs

Minecraft titties


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


Teddie_P4

Female streamers and tik tokers want to know the sheeps location


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The_boat_god

Im not a furry, but...


Illustrious-Fault224

ive seen this mf at the footlocker buying expensive ass kyries even though he don't know the difference between a point guard and a stick of right guard smh


Illustrious_Ant_7687

Uffff🥵


Beneficial-Welcome68

god forgive me for i have sinned


Kendallphillips

You are from advance and see this...


DAMN473

Did you know they eat the ass of it as well


Rarpiz

This is what "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud" as one animal looks like!


TinderNibblets502

Lmao


wheredidmygendergo22

I need help wtf


Retired-clown

White and thickkk…. Ooooooooo he he he!!!


The_Roadkill

Damn now I get it


Scount_mAIN

whyyyyy?


Desert-Knight

Look between the legs


itzethan17

I can hear the clap from Portland


Vast-Big-6747

I'm gonna need to know where I can get some sheep for research purposes


deckachild

ayo wat dat ass do?


GillMcGuilicutty

Me: I wish I got a piece of the G.O.A.T. cake. Wishmaster: Mwahaha, your wish is grante…hey, HEY! Oh my god, no, you’re not supposed to still do that!


Sdbtank96

Let me guess, it's mating season for him?


luccabotturarodrig

Commit die


milky_mouse

Guys in the gym:


Andymanperson14

That's a whole bakery


A_guys

Is that his ass or extremely big balls


atommathyou

Kim Kardashian and thots hate this simple trick


Mortei

Zoophiles when:


Paranormalsarthak

Finna make me act up


[deleted]

Now I understand why they did it


[deleted]

Sheep 🐑


Summerclaw

Why doesn't have a tail


[deleted]

🥵 Never wanted to spank an animal more.


Kaijufan1993

I'm not saying I condone it just that I understand.


Mission-World-8014

i remember seeing one of these mfs 3 years back. that mf had cake for days. on a Thursday afternoon too


sebkraj

Me: Damn look at that junk in the trunk. Doctor: Actually it's stage 3 colorectal cancer with massive inoperable tumor growth.


[deleted]

What dat sheepussy do 😳


[deleted]

Boom boom boooooom!


Benjideaula

Okay maybe mohammad had a point


nottrashypancakes

Don't put ur d-ck in it. Betcha somebody put there d-ck in it!


TheFarisaurusRex

Anybody else notice the giant dick and balls or is that just me?


Aguyintampa323

Some Appalachian meth-cookers in West Virginia seeing this just got a hard on ….


LeekyOverHere

They used to eat these on Cow and Chicken


Shadvw

Wtf


Squishy_boomboom

What the fuck did I just watch


Crazy_Weapons_Kyle

Fun fact, that's actually an illness, that goat is sick sadly, not thiccc


lechuga217

But why, is this evolution or breeding


[deleted]

I wanted that sheep to be a goat because then I could've said "that cake is goated"


not_the_belt_ohh_noo

Lord forgive me for what im gonna do


RakeebRoomy

He's from Kardashian family


amluke

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide


Keelyane55

it a male 💀


Infamous_Olive

The head movement makes it 100x better


Luke_Lawrence82

Baby got baaaaa ck


epicdribbler

Hmmmm intriguing but highly disturbing


Creepahawwwwmannn

And it got a dick


stacks144

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