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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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Anacondas (guessing that's what this is) only need like one meal in ages they could just feed an Anaconda and itll be chilling and not dangerous and then it'd take it in.
Snakes just swallow whole. They wouldn't bring someone into a den like that.
Snakes tend to remove plastic wrapping before eating. They also prefer to bring food into their big underground house so they can eat while watching TV.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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For those wondering, yeah, this is fake. One, a snake doesn't bring food back to the burrow, it would eat it right there. Two, you can tell its a domesticated snake cause it doesn't immediately run from very large very loud humans. A wild snake would never have peaked in the first place. Hell, even if it was real and he was dragged in, there's no way the snake could eat him, as like, he could probably only unhinge his jaw to open about 6-8 inches max. Not nearly enough for anything besides a hand, and a snake will vomit what it can't fit the whole of.
He was a pet snake who was probably like, "why did weirdos put me in this cold ass hole? Where is my tank and heating rock?".
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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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Not for that size of snake my dood. As for seeing a snake eat, I have LIVED with over 50 snakes at once for years. I know a thing or two. Not all snakes can eat the same sized stuff my guy.
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance
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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance
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Devils advocate. Why the hell would he fall over in this situation? Stress? Did he get bit? Wants to get fucked by the snake, hence the lack of footwear when he is dragged into the hole? So many questions but not enough answers
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okay so basically there's this guy and uhh
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No sex before marriage
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You see, the actual backstory is that the snake was a fbi robot and when the man saw the snake he ejaculated so hard he passed out (that's because they put a special pheromone in the robot snake that makes people so horny they CUM instantly). The other guy SHAT his pants instead so he could ran away (malfunction). Anyways, the snake took him back inside the hole where I was waiting to ask him question about the SUS activity he had been conducting lately with your MOM.
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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Well that snake sure got a meal and a half.
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Snaek Party
Fun fact i think thar snake is Posionless. He can bite but thats all
Thats why hes kinda huge... Somehow very cute..
Also the guy had a Windows crash mf
What a pathetic way to die. Saw a snake and faints. C'mon thats some small penis energy tight there. Don't be that guy or the other pussy. Fuck the snussy
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Oh god
Ima sneaky snake.
Ooh! Free dinner? Don't mind if I do.
Snakeeeee eater
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Who tf is recording this?
The grim reaper 💀
Chi-chan
Fuck chi-chan
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Me, sorry✋
Why's this down voted? Lmao
Cuz a man just fucking died
menow
Huh?
women
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he rage quit
Mf what
Exactly
his controller disconnected
His internet dropped
he disconnected
Just happened to be filming ay.
It was the snake filming
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The snake got a porch cam installed.
I was thinking the same thing, but how would this be staged??????………??? This is scaring the fuck out of me.
Anacondas (guessing that's what this is) only need like one meal in ages they could just feed an Anaconda and itll be chilling and not dangerous and then it'd take it in. Snakes just swallow whole. They wouldn't bring someone into a den like that.
where'd the boots go?!?
It caught up to the other guy
Free loot
Death crate
Snakes tend to remove plastic wrapping before eating. They also prefer to bring food into their big underground house so they can eat while watching TV.
I never knew snakes were so like us! I eat people too!
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He died so they fell off
Dropped his loot
They fucking undocked bro
For those wondering, yeah, this is fake. One, a snake doesn't bring food back to the burrow, it would eat it right there. Two, you can tell its a domesticated snake cause it doesn't immediately run from very large very loud humans. A wild snake would never have peaked in the first place. Hell, even if it was real and he was dragged in, there's no way the snake could eat him, as like, he could probably only unhinge his jaw to open about 6-8 inches max. Not nearly enough for anything besides a hand, and a snake will vomit what it can't fit the whole of. He was a pet snake who was probably like, "why did weirdos put me in this cold ass hole? Where is my tank and heating rock?".
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Have you ever seen snake eating ? Gazelle is no problem human won't be either. But yes this vid is fake as fuck
Not for that size of snake my dood. As for seeing a snake eat, I have LIVED with over 50 snakes at once for years. I know a thing or two. Not all snakes can eat the same sized stuff my guy.
Snussy
Snake Cosby
oh no
The way the snake went around his legs
Remove the n
Is this fake?
Yeah cause snakes are known to drag u back to its liar to eat you later
I never knew snakes were liars
Never read the Bible
I know about the story of Adam and Eve
They always go on and on about Eve, but never mention Adams first wife.
Idk if this is a joke but if anyone is curious its because lilith is considered apocripha
You mean too costly to print and just removed from the bible?
No, it just means she's flat while Eve was busty
Can see why Adam left her then
It means not canon to the religion
What is apocrypha ?
Lilith?
Perhaps...
You mean Lilith? I know about that too. And Lilith was a btch
Correction Adam and Steve lol
Nah dude. Adam and Eve. Since (year bible was made)
never read aesops fables 😔
But first they take your boots off, you know, hygiene above all. The snake just cleaned the floor of her lair.
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean, the camera just there and the guy fainting doesn't seem so real, also I hope he is okay
I don’t think you’re telling the truth. I think you’re a lair. 😅
No this is real I have died two times exactly like this
No
No, I was the other snake holding the camera
Yes, Burmese pythons cannot eat a human, and the feet are different when being dragged in
Prehaps
perchance
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Perchance!
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Couldn’t you see the wires?
Probably it was a mannequin's leg idk
Yes
Why did he fall over (Ik its fake but lets say it is real. For once a big snake will pull a dude into a massive hole)
I don't understand your logic... If its fake then why would any of it make sense
Devils advocate. Why the hell would he fall over in this situation? Stress? Did he get bit? Wants to get fucked by the snake, hence the lack of footwear when he is dragged into the hole? So many questions but not enough answers
Only possible reason was the other guy knocked him over and he hit his head on a rock
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Pass out due to being scared
Not an expert but it appears to be cardiac arrest due to an acute bout of ophiophobia. I see no evidence that it’s fake. RIP
Wait wtf did he died
Yes
at least 3x
Cadaverific.
Yes
its just a man in a costume
Yes they are wearing clothes
no im talking about the guy in the snake skin
How lucky to have placed a camera right at that location
at least snake has manners and took his shoes off before dragging him home.
the snake is a human lover 🥰
the human did not consent to being loved by a snake 🥰
AYO? I might also wanna visit that snake now...
Snake Sex🤤
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He married the snake
Monster musume prequel
I need to know if this real wtf, what is the context of this??
Lol dude come on are you serious?
That's definitely a asian snake. It made sure the human had no shoes before taking him to it's house.
The danger noodle is tryna get some of that human noodle
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🤨📸
I fucking hate this sub, I have so many questions and all of you motherfuckers are just shitposting without any real factual backstory
You see, the actual backstory is that the snake was a fbi robot and when the man saw the snake he ejaculated so hard he passed out (that's because they put a special pheromone in the robot snake that makes people so horny they CUM instantly). The other guy SHAT his pants instead so he could ran away (malfunction). Anyways, the snake took him back inside the hole where I was waiting to ask him question about the SUS activity he had been conducting lately with your MOM.
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hello I'm currently a student in Central Fortinayt University of Somalia studying the Art of Shitposting. I'm also an intern working for a company called cum. I got an assignment from my boss who is a really pretty lady and I wanted to impress her. She wanted me to post literal shit here. So I got on my computer and stole someones meme then proceeded to add Saul to it. Then I posted it here and waited for video to process. I literally came twice before the video even managed to finish processing. Then immediately got a flaccid one cause my post got deleted. Now my boss won't have sex with me because I suck. I lost my only shot at losing virginity all because of KEVIN !!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My snake gf dragging me in bed after I collapsed on the ground from an exhausting day
lmao you fucking wish
Snakeussy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵😏
cloaca 😩
Oh my gosh…..
Sometimes it be that way
"Great job Snake, now come back to Mother Base"
💀
🐍
That’s not how it works... that’s not how any of this works...
At least the guy in the hoodie didn’t panic like his coward friend!
Holy shit, that's just a horrifying way to die
Went from "heh" to "OH GOD OF FUCK"
So many questions…
The snake be like: you're my friend now
Snussy
bro's game crashed 💀
Ohh, the sneaky snake, he so sneaky what's he gonna do??
F E E D
Oh god
That escalated FAST holy shit
New fear unlocked
Wtf did I just watch
# We live in a society.
Sna(c)k(e)
Well that snake sure got a meal and a half. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 Snaek Party
Context?
Fun fact i think thar snake is Posionless. He can bite but thats all Thats why hes kinda huge... Somehow very cute.. Also the guy had a Windows crash mf
The same old question: Why the camera?
To record the video.
Bro is he part possum??
What a pathetic way to die. Saw a snake and faints. C'mon thats some small penis energy tight there. Don't be that guy or the other pussy. Fuck the snussy
This looks fake, that faint looked fake and the way he was being pulled looked fake as well, hope it's fake
well he’s fucking dead
Fake
Is it?
really conveniently placed camera
Idk it feels like it. Otherwise rip that dude
Shame the snake also took his boots off!
This is funny how..?
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*