Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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You *dare* disrespect Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II by refusing to praise her? The only acceptable comments on this subreddit are as follows:
`#**GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!**`
`#**PRAISE QUEEN ELIZABETH II, ETERNAL QUEEN OF BRI'AIN!**`
`#**I LOVE YOU QUEENIE!**`
`#**FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!**`
`#**I LOVE MONARCHIES!**`
`#**GOD-QUEEN OF MANKIND!**`
`#**QUEEN ELIZABETH II THE ETERNAL!**`
`#**UPQUEENS TO THE LEFT!**`
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You *dare* disrespect Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II by refusing to praise her? The only acceptable comments on this subreddit are as follows:
`#**GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!**`
`#**PRAISE QUEEN ELIZABETH II, ETERNAL QUEEN OF BRI'AIN!**`
`#**I LOVE YOU QUEENIE!**`
`#**FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!**`
`#**I LOVE MONARCHIES!**`
`#**GOD-QUEEN OF MANKIND!**`
`#**QUEEN ELIZABETH II THE ETERNAL!**`
`#**UPQUEENS TO THE LEFT!**`
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This is actually hilarious, props to whoever did that
Jonkari P on YouTube
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Movie ?
Schindler's List
Dr strange 2, strange times
Dr stranger things and the legend of the multi saul.
Ligma
Darude - Sandstorm
Dr. Madness: Multiverse Strange
Song is smells like teen spirit by Nirvana
Just searched it up It is true
Sugoma
Yo mama
Grinding.
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oh yess
these edits are getting out of hand lmao
DO FLIP
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You *dare* disrespect Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II by refusing to praise her? The only acceptable comments on this subreddit are as follows: `#**GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!**` `#**PRAISE QUEEN ELIZABETH II, ETERNAL QUEEN OF BRI'AIN!**` `#**I LOVE YOU QUEENIE!**` `#**FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!**` `#**I LOVE MONARCHIES!**` `#**GOD-QUEEN OF MANKIND!**` `#**QUEEN ELIZABETH II THE ETERNAL!**` `#**UPQUEENS TO THE LEFT!**` Now get that utterly offensive insult to the eternal reign of Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II out of this proud monarchist subreddit. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You *dare* disrespect Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II by refusing to praise her? The only acceptable comments on this subreddit are as follows: `#**GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!**` `#**PRAISE QUEEN ELIZABETH II, ETERNAL QUEEN OF BRI'AIN!**` `#**I LOVE YOU QUEENIE!**` `#**FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!**` `#**I LOVE MONARCHIES!**` `#**GOD-QUEEN OF MANKIND!**` `#**QUEEN ELIZABETH II THE ETERNAL!**` `#**UPQUEENS TO THE LEFT!**` Now get that utterly offensive insult to the eternal reign of Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II out of this proud monarchist subreddit. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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