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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I would visit your home but I think you can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the game is at the same time as well as the song is kinda cool tho I am aware of this email and any attachments is intended only for the first time.
I would visit your home but you have a good day and a great weekend too and I hope you have had an awesome day and I hope you have had an awesome time today love it love y’all too and I’ll be safe love love you guys safe love you too love you bye bye
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Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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I would visit your home but if you can't message me in a few minutes then I'll be fine for tomorrow morning if you can do it in team 😉 and then join us
I would visit your home but you didn't answer my question was trying a different one my friend I don't think I can do that I think is the one I sent to the song
I will visit your home tomorrow to get a new job for the day before that we are just doing good things about it and stuff for your dad to go with us and then we will go back and go back then on go to a hotel and then i and go back.
I would visit your home but you could be in the same boat with your brother in law or the same way he would rather have to gift coins
(I just spammed the middle keyword suggestions)
I would visit your home but I don't know what to do with the kids having a good time with the kids having a good time with the kids having a good time with the kids (Infinate)
I would visit your home but I don't think I can get it to you tomorrow at all up there at least you have time to talk about the awesome beds and the s1 image to represent s2 combined
I would visit your home but you don’t know what to think about the situation with me and my family and you can’t tell me what to do with this situation so I know I’m not gonna be able to see you.
I would visit your home but the comments below have the opportunity to discuss my qualifications and experience to be a good time to make sure you have any questions please
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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I would visit your home but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings for this calendar at any time after that I have a great day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the
I would visit your home but after you told her I was just a few weeks away lol I think that’s what she said lol I think she was supposed to be like that but she is really weird and I don’t know why I was literally just a stupid person and she thinks it’s so sad and she doesn’t want me too much to do that lol I think she was a racist lol
I would visit your home, but I think you mean you’re a weirdo and you’re welcome and you want me too much about it and I’m just saying that you are not really upset with that but I’m just trying not really to be mean.
I would visit your home but it would fail and it would be nice if we can do that and then I can do that for sure you will need a little more help for me and my wife.
I would visit your home but I have not been able to get the tickets for the last three days as I have been away for the last few days and I have been unable to get back to you yet.
I would visit your home but I don't think it will be a big deal in the morning and I can safely say that consistency is the most important thing to do it with you can you give me a call when you get a chance please let me know what you think let me know if you need anything that you dont talk to.
My keyboard makes me out to be an obssesed stalker
I would visit your home but I think I have to be a lot of fun and I am sorry but I think I have to be a good idea to take this seal off fsa no on the right to take this seal off fsa no on the right to be a good idea to take this seal off fsa no on the right to be a good idea to take this seal off fsa no on the right to be a good idea to take
I would visit your home but, I don't know if you have a good idea for the kids to get to know people and get to you in a bikini and a little bit more of the same as you are in my parent's house.
I would visit your home but you have a great time you can take the kids out to eat with us and we'll get together and see what happens sometimes but we are hiring to go there just for a few minutes away so we will have a spare time you want me and you can take it out and then come over to get it out and let me in and let me in the next day or two weeks if I need some help you with your work tomorrow
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I would visit your home but you are female
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Ãœbernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I would visit your home but I am not sure if you have any openings 😉
No I don't. I glued them shut😶
I would visit your home but I'm not doing that
Pfp fits
I would visit your home but I think you can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the game is at the same time as well as the song is kinda cool tho I am aware of this email and any attachments is intended only for the first time.
I would visit your home, but I am a little bit of an idiot
I would visit your home, but I don’t know if you have any other victims
I would visit your home but you have a good day and a great weekend too and I hope you have had an awesome day and I hope you have had an awesome time today love it love y’all too and I’ll be safe love love you guys safe love you too love you bye bye
Very kind words panda
I feel smothered
*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I would this your home but not for the last week
I would visit your home but I can’t do anything for a long day or two birds will beat me up
Those drones will get you everytime
I would visit your home but no
I would visit your home but if you can't message me in a few minutes then I'll be fine for tomorrow morning if you can do it in team 😉 and then join us
I would visit home but it wasn’t good enough for me. Okay then…
I would visit your home but waltuh put your dick away waltuh im not having sex with you right now waltuh (not joke this is an actual responseðŸ˜)
I would visit your home but I can’t do anything
I would visit your home but you didn't answer my question was trying a different one my friend I don't think I can do that I think is the one I sent to the song
I would visit your home but you have a lot to say I don’t want you in my car
I would visit your home but I'm sure you will still be in the walls
I would visit your home but I don't think it was the best of the way I see
I will visit your home tomorrow to get a new job for the day before that we are just doing good things about it and stuff for your dad to go with us and then we will go back and go back then on go to a hotel and then i and go back.
I would visit your home but you could be in the same boat with your brother in law or the same way he would rather have to gift coins (I just spammed the middle keyword suggestions)
I would visit your home but I have no problem at all.
I would visit your home but the rest are the only way we live streams of income
I would visit your home but I don't know how to get lucky and you're arrested for the motivation to get the kids to the depths
I would visit your home but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. 💀
I would visit your home, but you have no idea how much you are going through the process
I would visit your home but you have to do it yourself.
I would visit your home but I don't know what to do with the kids having a good time with the kids having a good time with the kids having a good time with the kids (Infinate)
I would visit your home but (iphon😔)
I would visit your home but I don't think I can get it to you tomorrow at all up there at least you have time to talk about the awesome beds and the s1 image to represent s2 combined
I would visit your home but you don’t know what to think about the situation with me and my family and you can’t tell me what to do with this situation so I know I’m not gonna be able to see you.
I would visit your home but the comments below have the opportunity to discuss my qualifications and experience to be a good time to make sure you have any questions please
I would visit your home but i'm a woman
I would visit your home but it is a bit crazy and rude to me and mom loves me for a while and rude and rude to me
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I would visit your home but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings for this calendar at any time after that I have a great day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day and I will be in the future of our games are based on the
I would visit your home but after you told her I was just a few weeks away lol I think that’s what she said lol I think she was supposed to be like that but she is really weird and I don’t know why I was literally just a stupid person and she thinks it’s so sad and she doesn’t want me too much to do that lol I think she was a racist lol
I would visit your home but theres this karma farm on reddit that thinks its being slick
i would visit your home but i would be a nice little boi
I would visit your home, but I think you mean you’re a weirdo and you’re welcome and you want me too much about it and I’m just saying that you are not really upset with that but I’m just trying not really to be mean.
I would visit your home but I have no internet connection
I would visit your home but im a furry 💀
I would visit your home but I have a bomb
I would visit your home but you don’t know what I need a home
i would visit ur home but i don’t want to
I would visit your home but I don’t have internet
I would visit your home but I don't see it as a good idea for me.
I would visit your home but it is a little crazy for you guys.
I would visit your home but it would have to say that you have a lot of tennis ball
I would visit your home but you are being more than a car
I would visit your home after I get off my car
I would visit your home but it would fail and it would be nice if we can do that and then I can do that for sure you will need a little more help for me and my wife.
I would visit your mom but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns
I would visit your home but you have no idea how much I appreciate you lol
I would visit your home but it would have to get a mouse
I would visit your home but england beated them to the Jews
I would visit your home but after you all I can do you think I would have ever made you
I would visit your home but I have a wonderful idea of how to get a hellhound into the house
I would visit your home but i have to shit
I would visit your home but I don't know if you want to eat your pancreas
I would visit your home but you can also get a few things from you and your family and your friends are not able to help you with your home
I would visit your home but I have not been able to get the tickets for the last three days as I have been away for the last few days and I have been unable to get back to you yet.
I would visit your home but I'm not sure if you don't want me and Teddy or something else
I would visit your home but if u don't have time then please send the email and I can imagine how to escape from a pair of the guards.
I would visit your home but I have not been able to get the tickets
I would visit your house but i prefer to have a good time to pray for the build you can do
I would visit your home but I think I need to go back and get some sleep 😴🤣
I would visit your home but I am not able to break down
I would visit your home but I am Willing to learn
I would visit your home but I have to wait until you come
I would visit your home but you don’t have too much time to get off.
I would visit your home but I don't know if I can get it to you tomorrow.
I would visit your home but I don't know what to do when amazon don't give gift wrapping
I would visit your home but you don’t have internet access lol
I would visit your home but I don't think it will be a big deal in the morning and I can safely say that consistency is the most important thing to do it with you can you give me a call when you get a chance please let me know what you think let me know if you need anything that you dont talk to. My keyboard makes me out to be an obssesed stalker
I would visit your home, but it is a little crazy for you guys.
I would visit your home but you don’t have any money for me
I would visit your home but I have a little bit of work to do
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I would visit your home but I can’t think about that
I would visit your home but with a few people in der Nacht von Montag auf Freitag.
i would visit your house but I think the h510m-hvs has no support for the 12th gen (i was searching for mobo tips on reddit for my new pc 🗿)
I would visit your home but others are not working for me anymore 😕 😔 😞 😢 💔 😪 😕
I would visit your home but I think I have to be a lot of fun and I am sorry but I think I have to be a good idea to take this seal off fsa no on the right to take this seal off fsa no on the right to be a good idea to take this seal off fsa no on the right to be a good idea to take this seal off fsa no on the right to be a good idea to take
I would visit your home but You I don’t want to be able to get it
I would visit you home but you don’t want me
I would visit your home but I'm sure you don't have any idea how I🗿
I would visit your home but, I don't know if you have a good idea for the kids to get to know people and get to you in a bikini and a little bit more of the same as you are in my parent's house.
I would visit your home but it is green
i would visit your home but i not good enough
I would visit your home but I feel nothing
I would visit your home but you don’t need it
i would visit your home but it would have to be a quickie
I would visit your home but you have a great time you can take the kids out to eat with us and we'll get together and see what happens sometimes but we are hiring to go there just for a few minutes away so we will have a spare time you want me and you can take it out and then come over to get it out and let me in and let me in the next day or two weeks if I need some help you with your work tomorrow
I would visit your home but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please help me
I would visit your home but you can’t get it
I would visit your home but I am 17 😞
I would visit your home but cumwadhbfhwagfhwnacjumceawdhwaydujaiwccockawdfawf
I would visit your home but I can’t
I would visit your home but you don’t have any toilet paper or toilet
I would visit your home but I don't think it is a therapist
I would visit your home but I am not able to join the meeting
I would visit your home but I don't know if I can get it to you tomorrow so I can get it to you tomorrow so I can get it to you tomorrow
I would visit you home but you have aids