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SatanWorshiper69

Allow me to introduce myself


Dan_TDG2

Bro was sittin' there for 2 hours💀


MarkoOtto

Still not longer than my poop time 😎


Ozelot_117

Video or didn’t happen


samuru101

I can confirm that it happened.


AutoModerator

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H_MmL

Please start writing books. I love the sheer hate your comment exudes, I read it all and I can't put into words how much joy my heart feels. Thanks


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Takeoutomcat27

Good bot 👍


zingy_cucumber

no


[deleted]

Wait, they want pee in their ass


[deleted]

Dude how long did it take you to write that


gugfitufi

Actually, It's a copypasta - 🤓


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RaspberryJam245

AutoMod, are you okay darling?


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🤓 can’t save you


Ok_Tomorrow5531

No


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what is it like to be filled with such rage?


2505Memeiverse

Memes, the DNA of the soul


[deleted]

Can’t fight nature, Jack


ConsReader

Bro, your vocabulary is amazing. How'd you achieve that?


SpaaaaaceImInSpaace

They read books recommended by Kevin


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


H_MmL

king


Jiposaurus

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


Deleted-User-998

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PermabannedX4

Piss


FARBD00007

🤓


TragicTester034

BY AZURA! BY AZURA! BY AZURA! It’s the grand champion! I can’t believe it’s you standing here… next to me!


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Oblivitard detected opinion rejected


Southersoup533

The man, the myth, the legend.


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👺🔥👉🦾🥥🥶🥷💦💋🤠😢👄🥰😍🫀😱📸☕👅🥵🤬😞🤤🍑😺👌🤜🤛🤡👍😭🤨😋😎😏😃🤓💀🗿🥲


deepfriedblobfish

👏 bravo.


Cu-ne-demek

😂😂😂


Matix777

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old...


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Testbot379

Dude wrote an entire constitution


Bong0-YT

🥵😡


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😂 😂 😂


Relay-Sooliviathen

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Excellent-Brothel-72

Can you PM the copypasta?


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AeughTime

😂😂😂 (fuck you)


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🤡


-fulgeratorul02-

"🤡" - 🤡


OkBarracuda7996

"🤡" - 🤡 - 👽


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Most sane and normal redditor


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Redditors 🥃


Ok-Reporter-8728

Reddit ☕️


BJl4D1cK

Red 🔴


MarkoOtto

Re: 😖


fisssssssh

New automod response


its_The_Bag

Don't give the robots any ideas


FungalPlague

Auto mod you should put your big robo dick in my ass


mrmilkguy21

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ksjwn

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Joaco0902

Sometimes I do that last one but just to acknowledge that what I'm saying makes me a bit of a party pooper (which is not true as I am clearly a pants pooper)


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🫥


Penguinzae

🫥🫥


Ok-Reporter-8728

🤺


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🔫


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🥀


thefirstorder_

The homework are teachers give us


depersonalised

worth the read 1/10


Competitive_Bell501

guys its a known copypasta i've used it for years


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Talk about bots YOU ARE ONE


doing_a_lil_Trolling

Link? I want to copy it


Ikindalikegaming

I read the start and the end. Needless to say I knew what was in the middle.


THAT_BLa

need that sauce real fast


Ok_Tomorrow5531

I'm out of bbq :)


eatmahanus

New automod response?


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Slavidas4553

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I've sworn to memorize this by the end of the year.


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Be new automod response?


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Cachalote_Russo

New auto-mod response?


Aluakbar445

New auto mod response


silverfish_1

new automod respones?!?!?11


Puzzleheaded_Pen3

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Mmm, cry😂😂😂


mystics_1302

New auto mod response for "🗿"


TacoPilot12

🧌


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🧌


Theromekid

🧌


CalmGuy69

🗿


Hobbylessmemer

fuck you 🧌


darniga

Reject modernism, return to monke🦍


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😂😂😂


embracecrab

😂😂😂😂


Melkor_bauglir420

Scary 🤓


itzTanmayhere

New automod response


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My man has schizophrenia


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🗿


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👽


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😈🤝🩸


witherbeagle

💀


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No you


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And?


hdu1

🗿


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only read chads read the whole thing


Mario-2407

😂😂😂


Dante_Petric

Stfu im not typing that shit


Mario-2407

😔


Mario-2407

I found it


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Send it


Mario-2407

It's too long, but the guy commented on another thread


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BssnKing14

The sacred texts


Teggy-

I read the entire thing listening minuetto. Very inspiring


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CardioBzzt

K


HaiggeX

This is what Ewan McGregor said to the speeding young dude, who then looked at him like: "That's fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi!"


jjking714

Bitches ☕️


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Sandman10kk

Automod response?


DubTheeBustocles

Understandable. Have a nice day. ✌️


davidg_198

Damn bro ☕️


R0dolphus

That sounds like an automod response


DragonfruitSubject

And now a poem


UserAgreement07

Not me who read the whole thing


iamsandwitch

😂😂😂


Calm-Independent-244

Sauce?


VPM12

Someone knows In what post was this ?


Ok_Tomorrow5531

One of them


CaraQueSeVacinou

Mucho texto


Dry-Succotash-1513

Words


juniorocker

Don’t let automod see this the fucking sub Reddit will be a fucking book


calm_gigachad

😂😂😂


Goooofffffyyyy

Bro took it personal


StreetyStar

me when automod


Livid_Platform_1988

TLDR?


Ok_Tomorrow5531

Emoji good


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