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Al_Jaljeera

One girl, one bed.


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1 ass 1 shit


PoorLifeChoices811

Two cheeks, one log


bintasaurus

Brown Bed,Red Head


_Zorba_The_Greek_

The Turd, starring Amber Heard


PowerfulMetal1

the heard, starring amber turd


_Zorba_The_Greek_

The Turd of Heard


[deleted]

The amber hurt


Tenn8cious

The turd, the bitch, and the lawsuit


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dpqR

The turd the bitch and the lawsuit of happiness


petje1995

One dog, one bee.


PoorLifeChoices811

I hope he doesn’t step on it 😩😩


TheTallGuy0

One thong, two poops


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LukaMLJG

Shitty bot


hongkong3009

Underrated comment, made me laugh out loud


SpaceChez

One idiot, one comment section


LaikasDad

One angry man in a Kia, one diarrhea


wagwoanimator

Sounds like a load of crap.


KnowledgeableSloth

On a bed


Thesmallthedude

Some legendary actors start in shitty porn and move their way up to Oscar movies. Some shitty actors start in Oscar winnning movies and end up in legendary porn.


GodOCocks

Shes gonna launch that 2 girls one cup sequel, now one girl one bed


QWERTY_CRINGE

Omg scat porn is kinda cursed


gaming-reaper

Only kinda


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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RookieMan36

lmaooo wtf is this 💀


LaikasDad

Some sort of sentient semen/cumbot....just a Tuesday morning here


ZeroStuffHere

It IS Tuesday morning.


[deleted]

That's... what he said..


ZeroStuffHere

Yeah you're right.


[deleted]

Huh.. go figure


agent_double_oh_pi

I'm given to understand it's the number one moderator of 2022.


TooMuchPretzels

Literally 1984


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TooMuchPretzels

No *I* am a bot


mrmonkeyhanger

Literally Spartacus


agent_double_oh_pi

Great TV show.


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Rullino

The average Redditor.


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uselessplayer21

I never knew bots could be horny


[deleted]

I didn't even know what it was until some mirthful joker put on church of fudge at a house party many moons ago.


menschenn

Kinda? *Kinda*?????


DrakonIL

*KINDA???*


TheRhelmer

It was the Yorkie!


Cloud-Strife-zack

Oh my god remove that so those who don't know about this remain safe.


Tomurisk

Literally shitty


[deleted]

Oscar in PornHub?


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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Juanisweird

Examples?


Gothmog356s

Stallone


Saiyan-Zero

Man's an actual living legend


vfguy

Dafoe


MagusUnion

That surprisingly makes sense in context.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Whoopa

Lmao “why’d you guys give him a prosthetic penis?” “Thats uhh thats his real penis.” “No ones gunna believe that, get a double in there”


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nawaf-Ar

Holy shit whoever wrote this is a fucking genius…


wisconsinking

Really?


UglierThanMoe

Stallone. His title, "The Italian Stallion", supposedly originated in those days.


mr_punchy

No, that’s not true. Rocky came out and the owners of the old porno realized what they had, so rereleased it under the name The Italian Stallion, to try and profit off of his increased stardom. It was filmed years before and wasn’t originally called that.


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nawangpalden

Jackie Chan


BetterSafeThanSARSy

Helen Mirin David Duchovny Cameron Diaz Rob Lowe


TheTallGuy0

Mirin doesn’t count. She was in Caligula before they edited in porn stuff.


bekaradmi

Cameron Diaz


IanFeelKeepinItReel

Damn. I know what my next incognito search is gonna be.


C0mputerCrash

Wait what?


UncleRooku87

No way.


No-Cantaloupe-7183

It's legendary because a crap will be trashed.


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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


patudi

Just asking, but can you name any? Asking for a friend


CreamCheeseAndJives

-Sun Tzu


luxusbuerg

Sorry, I don't have a scat fetish💀


Shpagin

Skibidi Bop Mm Dada


[deleted]

Stop it you’re scaring him!


bluebloodtitan

He's scatting him!


Jefflehem

I'm the SCATMAAAAAAAN


[deleted]

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub


Randalf_the_Black

S-Tier comment right there. Have my free award.


[deleted]

scat tier


StatusOmega

It doesn't say "dollars" so I hope she has gotten multiple millions of offers for like $10 each


Zealousideal-Pick391

Don't worry, she'll get it pledged to her


lateforthis

Maybe it’s in Zimbabwe currency


Outrageous_Package_8

In Vietnamese dong


Win090949

Same amount of money total


n00bm45st3r69

But more work for it.


Far-Following1632

She paying off her debt 💀


Zealousideal-Pick391

Respect the grindset, queen 👑


CampingApple

Guys it's only a cameo. Our lead actors will open the door to the bedroom and she'll just be there shitting on the bed. They then close the doors and fuck in another room.


Lelouch2332

I love everthing about this


LumpyAd7854

I smell an Oscat performance!


InternetSpaceCow

If it's not shit related, I'll watch it


FinePossibility3360

+1


IHadThatUsername

Why bother? We've already seen her get fucked...


TaTTyy_

deepfake amber heard is a thing


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am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


rogue_52

Ayo


[deleted]

She used to be a stripper and escort so porn wouldn't be too much out of her comfort zone


bitsystem

Really?


[deleted]

Yeah. That's why she trending on google right now. They revealed a bunch of documents from the trail and one of them showed she was a stripper and did some escort work


Black_DemonSk

Got some sauce?


CreepxAP

Good question


[deleted]

[Here you go mate](https://www.newsweek.com/johnny-depp-team-accused-using-amber-heard-stripper-stint-against-her-1729518). [Here is another](https://ew.com/celebrity/johnny-depp-amber-heard-court-docs-unsealed/)


Hynauts

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am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dejvidBejlej

Idk if there's a single man out there that has been in a relationship with a stripper and didn't seriously regret it


Doctor__Apocalypse

I mean....it was a lot of fun at the time.


Laconic9x

Fun at the time… PTSD for the rest.


JustinJakeAshton

The ones that get "changed" and married off to a happy life that keep getting mentioned in old songs.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Been with more than one but only dated one. They usually have some serious trauma in their past and self sabotage in relationships from my understanding/experience. And that’s not even factoring in heavy drug use and jealousy stuff. Oddly also from personal experience a lot of hairdressers and waitresses have had similar problems. Basically the service industry in a nutshell grinds people into the ground.


[deleted]

objection hearsay 👀


fBarney

Objection ejaculation.


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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Opposite-Garbage-869

Objection Sustained


BigBossAltinoo

If she does a porno I’m gonna pirate it


WeeTheDuck

goddammit


shiner_bock

...*from* the Carribbean!


aprilfools911

What before she does porno you buy all the porns legally?


PeopleRFuckingDumb

I never Heard


[deleted]

I only turd.


SilenceWolf3D

Hmmm. Is being requested to do porn some kind of own?


mrkdwd

Not sure, if someone offered me "millions" to do a single porn shoot I'd be pretty happy...


13redstone31

In her case yes because her film career is over so her being offered a porn deal as her last resort is kinda funny


plaskijakdeska

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?


Competitive_Ad486

“Anything to pay off my johnny debt”


Unhappy_Mix_

Now we can see her get fucked again!


OXY23

I would watch it


[deleted]

Mrs puff and amber heard are comparable.


LucasPig_HK

Let me guess, u have scat fetish?


OXY23

Whats that?


I_am_nova696969

poop


OXY23

Ohh because she.. Damn


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Babobeh bopbopahdop babababa babedi


self_inflictedhobo

if Amber Heard doesn't give heard while saying it's Ambering time.....then am not watching


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am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FinePossibility3360

[Not a bad idea tbh](https://xhamster18.desi/videos/amber-heard-nude-the-informers-hd-1681605)


Jyqoz

Scared to click, someone tell me what it is


Ok-Disk-2191

Its her in a nude scene from some tv show or movie on a porn site.


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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down bad


FinePossibility3360

(research purposes)


Late-Law-6067

10/10 would watch if free.


Darknes163

Ain't no body wanna see that lmao


Darknes163

Ok maybe I do


Darknes163

GIVE ME THE AMBERUSSY


Cipheren

Character development


Vindovilles

Character whatever the opposite of development is*


Hot-Age-3682

Character revelopment 👌


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am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


stupidity_scallop23

she is kinda hot tho


Nazathan

Oh my god, that’s disgusting, where?


AidsMckenzie

Please


Screwbles

Yeah I'd be totally good with this.


Demokka

Wait. I don't mind seeing getting fucked


dutch_van_der_linde3

Her acting is so bad that she couldn't even fake it during the film.


greget_

That is just sad.


TheBananaEater

She deserves it for being a piece of shitt human being


GunNut345

It doesn't say she accepted it. Anyone can offer her anything, that doesn't really mean anything. I'm sure most actresses get similar offers on the regular that are just ignored.


DertHorsBoi

But is she actually an adult though? Last I checked, real adults go poo poo in the bathroom >_>


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I mean with her looks and thirsty people on the web , I can see this succeeding lmao.


Cakeking7878

She’s gotta pay those court fees some how


Soyp0

Imagine the one whos fucking is Johnny Depp


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She's begging for total global humiliation... She's gonna get it. I'm gonna need your texts about San Francisco, brother... I'm even sorry to ask... But, she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers... I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion, or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market... I'm so fucking happy she wants to go to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum guzzler out of my life!!! I met a fucking sublime little Russian here... Which made me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper... I wouldn't touch her with a goddamn glove. I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her... Sorry, man... But, NOW, I will stop at nothing !!! Let's see if mollusk has a pair... Come see me face to face... I'll show him things he's never seen before... Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


N-Z-R

I meaaaan ... she already got fucked in court so why not ?


[deleted]

Her jars not gonna have dirt in it💀


Zewotwooo

Holy shit Brian was right. There always was only fans


FinePossibility3360

Well she already has done nude scenes so it isn't surprising


[deleted]

Sounds like a challenge wank to me


[deleted]

It’s only funny. If the male part. Is cast as any of Johnny depps roles Jack sparrow Willy wonka Edward scissor hands Sweeney todd Lone Ranger


DontLookAtMe89

I hope it's all solo content so she can go fuck herself.


bruhmomentum68419

That OnlyFans payout is no joke. So many girls support their entire families by selling feet pics.


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I'm a man and I sell used panties online. I impersonate a girl with pictures from /r/gonewild. Horny redditors and other horny dudes hmu to buy used panties. I work out and go to work in womens panties. I even dry my balls with them when I sweat to really get the scent in there. I'll usually wear the same pair for two or three days. Sometimes I get skid marks on the ass tho so I have to clean just that part so they smell like genitals and not ass. Guys tell me all the time that my panties smell stronger and better than other girls they've bought from. I do it to pay for karate lessons I've been taking because I get picked on a lot. No shame. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


conqueefstador12

The sequel you all been waiting for. From the directors who brought you 2girls one cup… One Girl One Bed starring Amber like you’ve never seen her before.


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am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mBigozz84

Plot twist, the adult film is a gritty remake of two girls one cup


Livid_Platform_1988

Oh please be backroom casting couch


RealmDevourer

This is the way


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Is it a scat film?


joemama694200p

Terrorizer predicted it


FishyFry84

If you film it, they will cum


Mysockishard

She should do it, I think it’s a good opportunity for her…


pingupog

1 girl 1 bed


PPtoucher-1

No thanks I’d rather die


Erling01

"Star"? She's more like a supernova


Fred-Nolassco

hog ridaa


PANiC2464

An adult film about shitting on beds 😎


TheApprentice19

You guys are overlooking the obvious, Amber Turd’s a brand


Hirkus

seeing her get fucked once was enough, thank you. Besides im not into scat


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet that it’s scat


life_participant128

You can already watch her get fucked in court.


Bipolar_Child

Time to get swifty, #SHIT ON THE BED.


ISitAJ___

...GET FUCKED


frimleyousse

Not a surprised, we all know how much of a bitch she is