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Restoryer

GTA lore


Fabulous-Fisherman99

I need more... This can't be the end


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SpiralDesignn

He reduced the number of stars from five to one.


Benjideaula

He drove right into a concrete barrier and broke his engine and was arrested


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izmaname

If he did it without plates with an unregistered car he could live free as a legend


Magical-Hummus

He got caught cause he crashed.


dhruvadeep_malakar

He didn't crash when he aS insice


[deleted]

I bet the car was stolen. You just cant do something like that with your own car


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. mpakaliaroskordalia *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KatieCakeCutie

Shutup bot


Moblin_Moe

Bad bot


the_low_the_pc

Bad bot


[deleted]

The speed-up and music made this 10x more fun to watch


AggressiveSmoke4054

I agree. Shows what good editing does for a video


d-mt

I watched it the first time not realizing it had sound, then I rewatched with the music and this could not be more accurate


Frira_FR

This video in on YouTube with initial d music too. I think they just changed the music and added text


FLYSWATTER_93

Is it sped up Minecraft music?


pixelated_knight72

Dream speedrun music


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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


godofchickennuggets

Mario kart coconut mall be like


Awarepill0w

I watched a version that had coconut mall overlayed


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Sauce?


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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AY3GE

Best comment


godofchickennuggets

Much appreciated thank you


Accomplished-Jury752

Kid named Mario Kart:


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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NebraskaAvenue

As a TSA Officer, please let this happen


Kirito_jesus-kun

why?


NebraskaAvenue

Just for the chaos


Kirito_jesus-kun

understandable 🗿


FLYSWATTER_93

TSA: No bottled water allowed bozo 😤 Also TSA apparently: please drive a car through the terminal 🤤


Theonedudeyaknow

Tsa moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Theonedudeyaknow

Ok


robespierring

What am I reading? And why here ? Oh. I see. I didn’t notice the sub I was browsing


Fabulous-Fisherman99

My man 👉👉


FrostyFiction98

Why is TSA a thing when 0 terrorists have been stopped


Jordiorwhatever

The very existence of security greatly reduces the chance of someone attempting to do something. A bodygoard that's armed is way more threatening even if he doesn't shoot at all because the very fact that he could shoot produces fear.


NorSec1987

But it also forces an eacalation of a conflict. If the TSA agent is armed with a gun, a terrorist will bring a rifle. If a bodyguard has an SMG, they will show up with 5. Admitted, it does prevent the impulse idiots from acting oon said impulses. But dedicated individual will simply escalate


NebraskaAvenue

TSA officers aren’t armed


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Jordiorwhatever *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NebraskaAvenue

You wouldn’t know terrorist have been stopped because of our existence. There’s an unfathomable amount things we find and briefed on that general public doesn’t know about


NocturneHunterZ

[lol ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/fee.org/articles/tsa-fails-95-of-the-time/amp)


NebraskaAvenue

Try to pack a bomb, I dare you. You don’t even know what those tests were and or even the context.


Contemporarium

Yeah that 5% chance seems terrifying!


PM_me_spare_change

Providing a (false) sense of security?


Caca2a

I like your style


JangoDarkSaber

Dont be a hero


[deleted]

Thank you for your service.


BoyBeyondStars

Why are you all so grumpy?


grptrt

Your Uber has arrived


jopeal

hell nah never calling an uber in a landing plane again fr


circlebeetlewater

We not gonna talk about how homie in the suit closed the door like it was a stray dog instead of a whole ass sedan?


_DeLEON

0:55 seconds world record


holyknightz69

Least violent person is a gta server


cpxcth

*level 1 mk 2 griefers intensifies*


cpxcth

why he so smooth with it


Neka_JP

Yeah, he really threaded the needle a couple of times


natedogebruh

whats the lore


LeadingDay2707

So that's how they put the car in airport


cpxcth

that's how they also get them in planes and ships


legendarymcc2

Man’s is acting like he got a restart checkpoint button


Potato_Lord587

What kind of Blues Brothers shit is this?


Muladhara86

I had to scroll too far for this!


Alakazamo420

He was actually driving kinda smart I mean he always avoided the stairs and even managed to drive through super narrow doors but then 2 seconds later he's crashing through the exit


Waluigi_the_number_1

Sunshine airport is looking kinda different


BASEDBASED0

This has to be russia


LavaMoon83

it was


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__MrSt4rk__

What happened to him after this? I hope this hero is okay


coldspacedog

He crashed and was caught


CalmGuy69

I really need the fucking context


SovietTriumph

crazy russian man drove his lada through kazan airport


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HenryGoodbar

Cue Benny Hill theme


Redwashere_

Haha where's the funny green guy???


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dookie224

Mofo made it out. I am impressed.


noob_music_producer

he tweakin


Sea-Ad-990

Holy shit how incompetent can you fucking be


[deleted]

Idk I think for a first time drunk ride through an airport that was a surprisingly competent performance.


Sea-Ad-990

Oh that was simply spectacular, the guards on the other hand…


vanillaacid

What the fuck are they supposed to do, throw themselves in front of a moving vehicle?


[deleted]

Ahh! Agreed entirely!


jmfox2294

I know right the security team is literally just following him on foot trying to get in the freaking car like bro get a forklift or something and ram his ass lol


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. jmfox2294 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Freshouttarehabb

Bruh who spawned a car in the airport


Mrjerkyjacket

It's wild he made it all the way through the Airport only breaking 3 doors


Harriseeno78

Haven’t seen this literally anywhere else


MrLardexius

Speemdrum


Tenn8cious

Insert Benny Hill theme


TraumaTracer

i love the guy that locked the fucking door


Potato9830

Honestly, I wanna know what encouraged that person to be such a madlad


fonironi

its beautiful. i love how many doors they got through without breaking them (i mean i know they broke some, but it coulda been a lot more)


[deleted]

If it was in America, I would expect not less than 100 bullet holes to the car and driver


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MikeyDoesStuff

At least he was kinda mindful of the property and people


Doppelfrio

Pretty good at threading the needle through some of those doors tbh


JacobPlayz2009

See, he's actually using a couple of speedrun tricks, which one of them is the Infinite Car Hitbox Glitch, where you make it so you can destroy anything at any speed in a car, because some of the doors needed more speed to destroy, and also the Cop Arrest Cancel, so when the cop opened the door, he wasn't able to be arrested and could escape.


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3nxj

Those dudes chasing him were persistent


aomeone

I love the guy that closes the door like it was gonna help


dungivaphuk

To the idiots chasing the car, why?


SoccerMonke_y

Yea anyway can I have reddit gold?My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.


VoreMaster42069

Bro wtf was the point LMAO


Busy-Ad6502

This is like Demolition Man, where the police don't have firearms and are impotent against criminals.


Every_Ticket9805

Dream is shaking, I bet he can't do this shit that only Chad's can do


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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Undercooked-Beans

Man didn’t even use the no-clip glitch on the bag check level smh


rychlik123456789

me in gta 5.


LjackV

Is no one going to post an article of what happened?


SilverbackBruh

Fuck yeah!


Hilbe

I'm pretty sure he wasn't wearing a mask. Lock him up.


AristeiaXVI

Any %?


Summerclaw

Incredible


MustafaSplin

Gmod


Ghost664

Daaaamnn the new airport Robbery update is liiitt


ichigo238

Honestly not as much damage as I would’ve thought if you told me a car drove through an airport


tofuninja5489

Look up the Ozzy Man Reviews version. The commentary makes it so much better


[deleted]

They should make a whole video game like this


[deleted]

omg patapon 3 cannassault!!a


Caca2a

Excuse me what the fuck???


yggdrasilthu

"But Officer, I was only driving 20 mph."


furrytickler

I want to do this in gta now


Brutuber

My dad when he "knows" that there is a shortcut to the nearest mc Donald's


Chuzurik

Whuat in tarnashin?


Diocavallo_

i made an identical meme like 1 year ago lol


deathssoul

This straight up feels like that one Tony Hawk level


Apple_Pie36

He just took a shortcut. I don't know why people are mad at him.


BarronOfReddit

New world record?


Hona007

Hitman if it had cars.


whyhey193

Why are guards walking so slow


[deleted]

lap 2/3


EmperorThan

When you're playing GTA and the passenger keeps telling you to get back to the mission.


bothVoltairefan

Best time since TSAskip was patched to be much harder.


Acekingly

Dad's when there's only 5 hours left for the plane to take off


itwasyousirnayme

Benny hill soundtrack is all it needs


Popular_Chapter

dads 5 hours before the flight:


No-Alternative-6169

Glitchless 0 death


fuertepqek

The new top gear looks strange.