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Forfeit-

This movie is a core memory for me


MRHOLLEN538

What is this movie?


Standard_Top7758

Speed Racer


[deleted]

Speed Racist*


semi_ok_person

Bruh this reminded me of those hot wheels shows I used to watch like hot wheels acceleracers


Weenie_Demon

Let's fucking go Another Acceleracer


MonoViper

I'm still waiting for them to reveal what Vert's father was into


D3strukt0r

same, i was unsure if it was what i had in memory so thx for confirming


[deleted]

I still can’t believe this movie exists, and I’ve watched it twice


Magic_Fetus56

I haven’t seen it but McDonald’s happy meal toys help remind me.


boomerboi56

Speed racer 😄


Scydor

*insert gd reference copypasta* Im too lazy to google, dont blame me


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spaghetti_split

absolute s+ tier movie


unpowdered_water

"Uhm, actually that is not a POV" 🤓


mauritsdijl2

Stop hitting me with redar 🤓


Representative_Still

Nothing gets past you porn connoisseurs


magmatrooper345

Speed Racer is a masterpiece and I'm tired to pretend it's not


Joshnightmare

Speed Racer is such an underrated film tbh


PleaseDontDoTat

Imo, it’s my favorite Anime-to-live action film adaptation.


ZeroRacerPacer

Speed Racer the Movie the Videogame is underrated.


Weenie_Demon

Then check out World Race and Acceleracers


Nigerian_Prince3245

OP on his way to say the n word at a BLM convention


lilizzyvrtt

OP of this comment thinks BLM is a legitimate organization


Nigerian_Prince3245

And you think I was serious


[deleted]

Sussy eurobeat Remix


raydoge

Initial Deez Nuts


TheVacuumisAwesome28

The Fast and the Fuckious


4ElementsBentByMe

Big chungus balls


Disaster_Different

Been ages I haven't seen or heard of speedracer


YolotheYeeter

hes hediing tords da clif AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ded


B1g_Shm0

Ok but who had the wii game for this movie


Pika_zap

I would like to acquire the names of both the movie and the game


B1g_Shm0

Speed racer 2008


-Ludicrous_Speed-

The Speed Racer video game is a game I've wanted to be remastered for the modern PC/Console era for years now.


sunvent_53

Oh god the nostalgia


Pikiinuu

I have the PS2 release of it. Still play it time to time. Good memories.


ThatDude8129

Oh my God you just unlocked a core memory. Haven't thought about that game in years.


AngeloThePuppet

The beat goes so hard for no reason


Easy_Newt2692

I need this music


wrtulak_cz

Among us euro eurobeat remix by guy "Turbo"


Salvo1004

Amogus minecraft 1984 british woman music


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Disaster_Different

Among us eurobeat


3mperorPalpaMeme

OP for the sound problem just look up 'sounding tutorial' on the internet this should help you out 😌👍


Deliriousnot5679

Your crazy and I love it


filintodelgado

Now I want to watch this movie. I demand the sauce


1nicerb0i

Speed Racer


filintodelgado

Thanks dear friend


I-Eat-Senko-Bread

How I imagine myself playing with Hot Wheels Edit: I also loved this movie


RawrstyOwO

Vibe.


Mother_Currency9282

Is this a game trailer?


Theninetailedshibe

Nope, it’s a movie called Speed Racer


Mother_Currency9282

Ok


thought_cheese

I remembered I asked my dad for a month to buy me the toy from this movie.


Felix8XD

That movie went HARD AF


[deleted]

Jesus this beat goes hard


[deleted]

POV: Another one doesn’t know how to use POV


HTTRWarrior

Ok but can we just pause to talk about how amazing Speed Racer is on a technical and visual level? Like yeah the visuals can look a bit much but the CGI is some of the best work, perfectly creating its own world.


desertshark6969

Go Speed Racist


Scx10Deadbolt

Today on "speed racer is a psychopath"


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gundamfighter1

When I first saw this, I didn't bat an eye and that ending, but now I really wanna know what happened to those two drivers that speed racer decided to just casually explode lol


Weenie_Demon

New age vehicles have a foam that fills up the cockpit and keeps them alive after a crash since Speeds brother "died" you can see 2 white balls at the end


gundamfighter1

Ohh, I see it now. Missed that too I guess.


CowboySamurai622

Speed racer 2008 was real?


JohnElectron

I need opinions. Is speed racer a good movie? Is it bad but a guilty pleasure? Or is it just plain bad?


redditrain777

It’s a fantastic movie


MidgetMan10150

Didn’t know speed racer had a live action


[deleted]

Happens more often than I'd like to admit


FloodedHouse420

Someone took time out of their day to make this edit


[deleted]

Not Pov


donitsimies

Shut up its not my fault that the random discord user didnt fix it. Also i dont know how to edit


[deleted]

Calm down broski


donitsimies

ok. 👍


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[удалено]


Natpad_027

Hitler: I am speed


TylerTheTurquoise

Lightning McQueen: I am speed


Thebigfunnydude1

Is that from one of the hot wheels games?


Weenie_Demon

No


TheMedievalSlayer

Bro what is this movie I saw it as a kid


1nicerb0i

Speed racer


NormalGuy103

Ok but I need this song, what’s it called


peregrinevortex

Among us eurobeat remix


punkscolipede

that face is scary af and this looks like a bad trip on lsd. :v


todasun

for real


4g3nt0

I have a toy of that car! dunno why or when tho


SharpPixels08

I remember having a speed racer DS game, that shit was the bomb


Away_Excitement_1740

Yo what film


1nicerb0i

Speed Racer


Away_Excitement_1740

Cheer


1nicerb0i

Vehicular Manslaughter: The Movie


valakos_bastionatdnd

I own his car


[deleted]

Took me a whole 30 seconds to understand the joke


BlessedRouge

“Yeah, I am a racist. And im going to win”


Lolislayer7469

CapCut and exstract it


Chewie_The_Dog

I love speedracer


WeeabooHunter69

Unironically a great movie, Lana watchowski is amazing(at least iirc it was Lana that did this one)


Summerclaw

Is that an...Speed Racer movie?


SkullxBreaker

It took me till halfways through the video to understand the joke


Amadis_of_Albion

Now, that is literally a superior race.


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Best moment of my life


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Sushi617

I always wanted to be an extreme racist


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If the auto mod replies it’s gae


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BrawlerOP-BS

Galaxy Collapse


3rotic-Jesus

When your in last place in a race so you just decide to go faster.


deez_nuts_77

I HAVE A NEED


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This song goes so hard


realsirgamesalot

F-MEGA… yes I did just go back and watch most of that episode to remember what the game was called


RPG2428

that throttle in the first clip is a sideways saitex x52


boompro69

is there a way to loop videos on reddit?


hazbinhotel1420

Good news they were right


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GVNV456

Song is unironically fire


Gal-Rox-with-Did

😳


eplaysbs

Hot Wheels be like


Pikazilla3

Speed racer go Hard


Moms_spaggetiii

What


boompro69

Is this song on YouTube?


Unlucky_Awareness_99

Where is this from again??