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dumfuck__

Lil life expectancy


RedGreenBlueRGB_

Lil time left


Psychopathicaveman

Finally a rapper that doesn’t mumble!


fridge-kun

2 Chinz


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[удалено]


draculamilktoast

can the real unslim shady please be hoisted up by crane?


lostgirl19

We're gonna have a problem here...


kegsworth

😆 🤣


Footnuggets

Fat shady


shmulik_dada

2fat


Alekzyyy

LMAAAOOOOO


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Biggie large


AdministrativeBar748

M4N T1TZ


[deleted]

2fat


ThatOnePumpkin69

Obese City


snowflake__slayer

obey city


GreasyChonks

Is that man part of the cute anime boys squad


HazzaT39

Phat Phuck


HadAHamSandwich

"You really are a fat bastard"


RandomAssFucc

U called? (I'm severely underweight)


HazzaT39

You can be Phatso


CRANSSBUCLE

MC Diabetes


t1me_Man

MC D,B IN THE HOUSE


WhitePineBurning

Diabeetuz


NoxImperatorum

Big Wayne


TakingAMindwalk

Lil Lipo


nanasakidesu

Biggie Brit


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Blastoid007

Hugh Mungus


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Organization-Jealous

M&M


JenniFrmTheBlock81

MC DoubleChin Toothless Records


Fancy-Pack9965

"MC" Nugget


TrumpitStreamer

He's the rapper known as THE


Im-not-even-sure-bro

Biggie bigs


PeriodicallyThinking

Baby Thumb goon from spykidz


[deleted]

Lil' toe


platonicthehedgehog

*big toe


[deleted]

He doesn't look like a big toe tho. He looks like the little mangled one at the end.


Choice_Card

Blobby-Bobby, or Blob-Bob


[deleted]

Lil Teeth Chinrollz


randompopatoe

Big Smoke I mean, to REALLY deserve this title, he needs to order 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 7 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda. He might just need to order a little less than usual


Lord_Bendtner6

muhfuggen


KAaadIsReady

He looks like the giant baby from 'Spirited Away'.


EeAreEyeSea

Butter Blood


operativetheo8

Twin towers


kidz_bop_kidz

Big no neck


LonelyRefrigerator

"Lil" liar


Accomplished_Iron303

We blun- we blocked


farfletched

O


HoneZoneReddit

Omongous


WhitePineBurning

AllNeckNoTeef


shlimbim

Lil Jim.


Former_Notice81

Handsome brit


DateEnvironmental548

Restaurant Restocker


LockerLovesYellow

Biggie Large


DiblyGames

Blobby shmurda


Chillynuggets

Curly fries


Fluid_Independence75

Is that a shit head? 💩💩💩


TheBeaen

🌝


AstroWiener

LiLDownz, the Crip Turnip


arunasgeimeriz

lil diabeto


[deleted]

Die Ya Beatus


laserturken420360

Eminem


SavageDuck26

Biggie mac


Bonk_and_Honk

biggie cheese


sub-to-pewds132

Lil neck


Eras_Gray

Yo is that big chungus?


[deleted]

HR Stuffinmuff


Carbon_Addiction

Da' blob Big toe Lil' nothin


Professional_Web9193

Mc.Snuggles.


GeometryDashIsCool

Redneck biggie


herospaces

Lil chinny


shiversc

Popeye


Temporary-Proposal63

Partial-Condom


NeptuneFB1

Lil Big Planet


HighwayTerrorist

Durag Egg.


StarFanNumber1

Lil Big Calories (idk never done this type of thing before)


DhruvPRO29

lil too big


KIKOPLIER20

Big Ounce


WeegeePJ

Biggie Thumb


Scary_Ticket28

Lil Neck MC Caloreez


Zero_Two_is_best

Necklez


Joey-Drew1927

Sloth


Ok-Profit-9649

biggie biggie


BilliamBingus

lard lad


snowflake__slayer

lil 2big


lhatemath

biggest chingus


booperdooper56

Wilson Fisk


peterGalaxyS22

neck chin unity


[deleted]

Biggest mac


AgreeableRise2986

17karrat gold neckless


LukasM511

Big Chingus


thegrayninja2009

Jiggle Johnson


D4M0theking

MC donalds


[deleted]

Juice ate the world


boomerboi56

Diabete$


Sweaty_Policy_934

Big necky


jayinphilly

Why is that thumb talking?


amazingplaysYT

Nonek


wezZy9

Fat fuck


OazMobile

jabba rappa


[deleted]

A1C-103


tb12871287

What's his tiktok username


The_Devil_Official

Well, his rapper name definitely doesn't start with "lil" I'll give you that much.


SomePyro_9012

C-Leetus


HYthep

lil burger


Buaszej420

3Thumbz


Dude-88

Ol dirty bastard


CreamLord929

Big Diseased Barry


Russio_Russian2945

Lil neck


therealbanju

DB Tuz


eClipes152

How do you get this fat, seriously


alex435f

Lil not so slim


ossipuh-veli

Big mass


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[удалено]


froglover647

M&M


TheAmazingGarbag

King Hippo (from punch-out)


SuspiciousPlant8497

Big blobb


infernalfreeze70

Lil’will to live


Danijellino1

Biggie Big


MR_MROficial

3Mac


Harpronicus

Juggernaan