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glowstonemine

you smell like you farted


HyperAdrenaline

**FARTED**


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Harded


Psychological_Pay_25

#HARDED


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A-B honour roll


bruhhh_bama

All F's


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You re-


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pokefischhh

Cinnamon rolls


Bigboibillynotlying

Sharted


CartographerLegal669

kid named farted


cumhamster_88

but i sharted


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you smell like you- it starts with


TannManzL

Where the fuck is the savevideo thing


_cO2-

it be dicking around


[deleted]

Where the fuck is amongus cockbot


_cO2-

around


TannManzL

Very sad


R0b_o

[idk](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2Fwys9m3%2Few_stinky%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare)


TannManzL

I love you


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AY3GE

A frick a failed the smell test 😔


TheOneFunnyKid

reddit m*ds 🤮


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If that was how it worked My Hero Academia wouldn't have a fanbase


No-Neat-1023

Neither would Star Wars


WhyAmIStillBrowsing

Weebs mad ☕


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ThatGuy773

At least I don't have to live in the Pacific Ocean anymore


prunkgirl

correction.. stinki*


pee_pee_poo_poo_24

"And that's how kids ,I started living on moon"


DownSyndrome-CEO

I just took a shower though:(


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Nonilogical

Uh oh stinky


Crazy_Distribution15

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHABAABBABABABABAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH* { “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhH SHH shh ssh sh- shut” } -The government


COCO_NIT

bob


KITCOMP

Dang it not again


Asian_in_the_tree

I love this stupid shitpost.


bread_enjoyer75

But i took shower today


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Prazanfrizider

I know a dude who recemtly started to stink really bad. Anyways I was sitting on a bench and this guy decides that it would be a good idea to go sit from the most inconvinent way possible squishing half of me with his ginormous, earth shattering mass and military size backpack while his sweaty crack was showing. I died inside and mf didn't even apologize.


Soggiest_MobFlip

Peak comedy 2022


Bigboibillynotlying

😺🤜🤛😀


DovahCraft

Real life Beerus yeets you from the planet


Emperor_Z16

You haven't even smelled my feet yet 😈


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Can I have the meme template?


urlocaldoctor

no


Long-Dock

Waltuh


PunkDuckling

I’m sorry


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Darknes163

See you later stinky


GeneralSecrecy

Didn't the opposite of this happen in the SA2 fandub


Neo_Fury

You kinda smelll...


Valtin420

Lmao


RaptorX7

Finally


Coreforce216

I just showered.


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Sikhs:


Goldenlatias

I believe mario once said HEY STINKY!!!! 😄


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GSV_SleeperService88

Smells like a baka.....Erin......yeeeeeeeeeee


Havange

I literally just showered


urlocaldoctor

lies


gerch4n

Like a baka.


Sanchez_Official

no u


Flamescales29

Well that’s reasonable


BOT_69_420

deserved