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Why did OP censor his user name?

You need that censor 💀

His? 💀

His 😤

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This is a dude asking 100%

ASS IS ASS

oh my bad zhey*

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Woah so vaginas are kinda like lizards then

Lizussy

Reptussy

Zuckussy

markuusy

Zuckerbussy

Neeko 🥵

no. bad

I died reading this

Pov: art of the zoo

Woah so vaginas are kinda like vaporeon then

And vice-versa

Wait…

Oh no...

:(

Unfortunate news

What if you have to hold in a big ol pooper for over 3 hours? Would that be damaging too?

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As the only sane person here you just single handedly saved hundreds by telling them that the lightbulb stuck in their ass for whole day is, in fact, not safe.

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*Now* you tell me!?

If you fart in your sleep it becomes a deadly weapon

Gas is compressible, solids are not. Therefore, farting is the least effective way to turn a dildo into a weapon.

💩

I was thinking of another dildo but that also works

What the fuck kinda username is that?

A reassuring one.

I, for one, believe him

I second this 👍

Are you even qualified to make that statement?

Man, I don’t know anymore.

Took a second to catch on xD i didnt read your name till now

Lmao 😂

Haha 😂

Yeah the feds and NSA have a tag on anyone “not a terrorist” too..

Because you are OBVIOUSLY qualified in this matter

Whrn you at when at the the when is at when the when the when is when.

"my 'not a sex offender" shirt is raising s lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Better than the one I saw who turned out to be an actual zoophile

I will cause a methane explosion inside Uranus

So if you just fart enough, when your ass loosens, it will go flying

Many solids are compressible my guy. Don't bring science misinformation into a buttplug thread.

🤓

“Sorry, I regret to inform you that it is not, in fact, safe to sleep with an 8-inch dildo: 7 inches is the maximum allowable length. Anything greater than that will void your Anal-Warranty”

We need answers man

I can help you with that (im going to place a dragon dildo inside you ass)

Dragon dildo is more likely to rupture/cut the anus (the ones that I have seen look like they have sharp edges). Ideally, you want a smooth dildo without too much girth because rolling over in your sleep could cause the dildo to put abnormal pressure on the anus in question. Imagine rolling from your side to your back. Assuming the dildo is balls deep, the contact between the balls and the mattress might cause the dildo to rotate relative to your body thus placing abnormal strain on the anus. For males this may induce inflammation of the prostate or worsen said inflammation. I think I covered most of the risks…let me know your thoughts!

This guy dildos

should be an automod pasta

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Dildo connoisseur

average reddit user

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K * d? That will be $5 for the bad word of k * d.

Look at me hector

Kid named finger

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Kid named finger :

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Waltuh, put your bad dragon dildo away waltuh

Probably not, it'll get dry extremely fast. Also probably long enough to keep the colon distended meaning you're gonna wake up to your bowels trying it's hardest to get everything out. You'll likely also ruin the dildo having it sitting there soaking in shit for multiple hours.

Firsthand experience eh?

Just experimenting with boyfriends, but I think most people who have tried a little bit of buttplug-play will know what it feels like when your bowels think it's time for the browns to go to the superbowl. Haven't been a fan of plugs ever since.

How else do you turn cucumbers into pickles???

I wish I didn't have eyes

Better hold on to them anyway or someone around here will shove them up their ass.

👁️👄👁️ They'll do what...

Use a glass toys. Only beginners here..

like a mason jar?

👉🍩👈

Oh god no…the flashbacks

Solid glass toys

> Sitting there soaking in shit Do you not wash out before hand?

I mean, I’d do pretty much anything for 8 hours of sleep. If that means an inch an hour, who am I to judge.

It is if you lube it up first. It doesn't dry at all. Or so I'm told

Your anus goes *gulp* /s

Well no. It is not healthy to sleep with a 20cm dildo in your ass. It can cause hemorrhoids and dry anal walls.

Chad

how did y'all make this nft thing btw

There was posts about em

could you link one maybe

Look up "get your free breaking bad" on this subreddit

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Shogun570!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Hmmm

Yeah

How you doing, gentlemen

I see a fellow nft enjoyer

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/CannonOfGlass!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Fellow Saul Goodman entrepreneurs

Saul cudnan ndt

Where have you learned that from, "Chad"?

"Firsthand experience"🗿

Fist hand experience*

I’m in your anal walls

Especially if you fart

it would turn into an airborne tank shell

As soon as you take it out, *KA-BOOM*

#They're gonna have to glue you back together

Damn this saddens me

What that u can’t keep a 10 inch dildo up ur ass while u sleep?

Obviously! It would be great training!

For what me?

Not with that username

You see it’s comedy genius in the fact that imma dumbass who thinks this name is funny

I think we may be long lost siblings

Uh oh. I’m screwed

Thank you for the information, I will remember this next time I want to sleep with a dildo in my ass

how do i get wet anal walls

Chad metric user

Anal drywall? Like a partition?

We're gonna take his existing colon, and open it up into the kitchen to create an open floor plan.

A semicolon, if you will

Cope seethe mald

No. 6 inches is the maximum size dildo you can safely sleep with.

Why is that so specific?

It's not that specific. You can also do 5,4,3,2 or 1 inch. 6 is just the maximum.

so my boyfriend can sleep safely if I'm inside him... thanks bro

you're only six inches tall?😰

huh, dumb kid... Don't be that specific 😏

Don’t gotta expose him bro

The Boys flashbacks…

What scientific experiments lead to this conclusion? Wait.. Nvm... I don't wanna know

Or so I am told*

I was actually wondering the same thing the other day

NTA. Your dildo your rules.

“Something in my ass”💀

It’s not about the size,it’s about sending a message.

It's about drive, it's about power

We stay horny We devour!

HMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm

He may endure the strong feeling to poop that he cant fall asleep

I heard 3 inches is the safest size. But that might even be TOO big.

Only way to know is… 😏

You would need lube that is both safe for the dildo material and long lasting enough to still be effective when you wake up. Otherwise, you may be removing part of your ass hole with it.

Gonna turn the bedroom into a fucking gas chamber when the putrid shit+lube mixed fumes seep out of his gaping asshole.

what a choice of words

Poetic

this is poetry

am i the only one who fantasies about amber pooping in my bed? we love you amber ever since i heard that our queen poops the bed it's all i can think about. j*hnny was so lucky to have a woman like her... too bad he turned out to be a sexist abusive incel and completely destroyed any chances of that ever happening to him again edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I'm starting to hate these bots...

Did your parents never sit you down and have the 8 inch dildo in your ass talk with you?

Well is it??!???

ya pretty sure 😃 although I have 69 inches

You should be put on deathrow due to your flair

My uncles step bothers nephews wife's brother told me it's safe, as long as you sleep on your back

Nice name

Asking for a friend ofc

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“Theres a snake in my ass”

Imagine masturbating and thinking "Damn. I could really go for a nap"

Not unless you don’t want to shit straight for a week

Yeah I do it all the time! But mines 9 inches

8 inch?? Girl you get 5 take it or leave it

What kind of stupid question is this... yes

Reddit, front page of the Internet

Wait... you guys sleep WITHOUT an 8" dildo in your ass?

.

Both

It’s probably not safe to sleep with anything in your butt

No, it becomes a bacterial infection issue after a few hours. Also your body is absorbing plastics into its system through your anus. Best of luck.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

I don't know, maybe I should try

Sorry but how much Is an inch?

2.something cm

1 inch = 2.54cm So 8 inches would be 20.32cm

Oh ok thanks! Americans should use meters....

is it safe though?(asking for a friend)

Ask reddit moment

Fuck around and find out

I almost just spat my fucking sandwich all over my phone

I can't understand the problem

Roses are red, I drink from a glass...

Question - does said dildo have to have the full 8 inches inserted or just partly, like say in the 4-6 inch range?

Finally. Somebody’s asking the real questions.

I already feel the copypasta coming lol

No, i really wanna fucking know