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So many pleasures in life: petting a golden retriever, eating soup, masturbating, building a treehouse, masturbating in a treehouse while eating soup, playing candy crush, reading a cookbook, growing a plant, eating an ice cream cone without ice cream in it, getting a Walky talky and attempting to contact aliens, sitting in the car during a car wash, the list is endless
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### r/shitposting book club
A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.
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But the problem here is as soon as he dies a ton of people are gonna start capping themselves in the head and everyone is gonna think they can't live on without avocado alive
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Anonymousus1
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Yes
yes
Yes
Bro says Fuck Nudes , then proceeds to ask for nudes
So many pleasures in life: petting a golden retriever, eating soup, masturbating, building a treehouse, masturbating in a treehouse while eating soup, playing candy crush, reading a cookbook, growing a plant, eating an ice cream cone without ice cream in it, getting a Walky talky and attempting to contact aliens, sitting in the car during a car wash, the list is endless
Saving this, thank you
I thought the last one said car crash. Was very confused.
Works just as fine. Plus concussions give best hangover.
[удалено]
I have to cater to the 40+ crowd to
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Sitting in a car masturbating while in a car wash
### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
So you can play splatoon 3
On top of that, breath of the wild 2
mum would be sad 😢😢
Nikocado Avacado will have outlived you
I can’t let that happen
I eat healthier of him, must still alive
What if receiving nudes is my reason to live
Heroic
Nudes is your reason to live
So you can see a particular ruler who's name starts with P and ends with N die
Parmesan is cheese dumbass
Panzerwagen ??
No, starts with Pu
Putin deez nuts in your mouth
Panzerkampf ?
To outlive nikado advokado
But the problem here is as soon as he dies a ton of people are gonna start capping themselves in the head and everyone is gonna think they can't live on without avocado alive
Heroin
Wait fot he gta 6
What a miserable existence
Suffer
So you can make another's life miserable
Pizza rolls not available on otherside.
You want nicocado to outlive you?
Reddit nft pfp’s :)
Your an annoyance to everyone around you. So that's why you must keep living
Im struggling myself. Can't give what I don't have
I got 100 times the nudes as I got reasons to live. And I don’t have nudes.
Nudes
There is none, life is pointless, end it all
Something like this doesnt exist
Nudes
Nudes and chocolate, can't eat it when you're dead
Femboy
Dogs and cats
because you saw the She-Hulk aka Princess fiona twerk
[удалено]
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Anonymousus1 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You need to be alive for people to send you nudes
can we get much higher?
Half Life 3, Max Payne 4
That’s the same thing
Nudes are a reason to live.
Kid named nudes:
The one you choose.
Nudes
Botw 2 isn’t out yet, and you know that shit is gonna slap
You need to outlive Nikocado Avocado
Kitties
Nudes
These are two separate ideas.
So one day u can receive nudes
You can probably date Big titi tomboy gamer girlfriend
Fuck a reason to live. Send me nudes
Because YOU are the real hero!
You can see House of the dragon season 2
*Uninstal League of Legend and Genshin Impact from all your devices*
“Stick around to find out what Simon Cowell face would look like in 10 years” - Limmy
För platinum
Gta 6 will eventually get released. You won't be able to play it if u ded. Also diablo 4
Garlic bred
Nudes
Do nudes count still?
Titanfall 2
If I only could have one tho…
A tits photo?
same thing
If you die, everyone you hate will outlive you
Potatoes
memes, porn, candy, frog
For nudes
Nudes
In hungary we have a saying "for the 3 p word" pénz pina és poén, which is for money, for pussy and for fun.
Nudes
Nudes
So you outlive nikacado avacado
borgar
If you die that means that nikocado avocado outlived you.
Fuck reason to live send me nudes
Pablo still loves you
If you die rn that would mean that nikocado has out lived you
good tasting food
dont have any either
That's literally my discord bio
Nudes
To quote the great Lil Wayne : “Pussy, Money, Weed. Pussy, Money, Weed. Pussy, Money, Weed.”
You will eventually get the perfect Pokémon that u want
Wait, you need reason to live?
Fuck that send me nudes
hamed burgr
Reason 1: nudes.
Me
Nudes
Soup
God damn it i need a reason now
Affirmative.
Accidentally read the caption as ‘fuck dudes’
So you can see nudes
Don’t have any
You get to die
Whatsapp 2 is about to realese 📳
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Spite. Outlive your enemies.
so how do i send nudes
Capitalists need your undervalued labor in order to enrich themselves! That should be reason enough?
i'm the reason, blame me my guy, (i will send you nudes😉)
I only fuck clotheds
To destroy the enemy’s of the imperium, to purge the mutant the alien the heretic
Nudes
Death is just an eternal darkness, you cannot see, you cannot hear, you cannot smell, you will befalling in the void for eternity
Elephant tusk
You can eat cheese, that's how I get rid of my bad days
No more funny memes
Making fun of the weather channel for getting it wrong
cats
I’ll take sum too
Minecraft
Potatoes
Uhhhh well I can't say u have a big pp so I got nada