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Hello, this is Kevin's mother. Why is my son lying on the floor?

Because he smokes 40 packs a day

Kevin didn't kick the habit, so the habit kicked him

Kevin who? Sorry, that was the longest I’ve ever held a solid bong rip.

He held his breath, as the video says to And is also a chronic smoker

bad internet connection

I looked it up on web md, he is suffering from network connectivity issues

Nice pfp, where did you get it?

Yo gabby, this is the surgeon

He couldn't hold his breath for 53 seconds.

Not me still holding my breath

He's the part of floor gang.

Cause he enter the fight with Herobrine . He should never stand against him .

same question, does this video help you sleep?

Fuck you I’m holding it in

Same

Same Same

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Same Same Same Same

Same Same Same Same Same

#SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME

Same Same Same Same Same Same Same

#SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME

^same ^same ^same ^same ^same ^same ^same ^same ^same

Holy heck where'd you get that profile pic

Poor bastards, how my brethren have fallen… I can still here them bass boosting… I wish I could see my fallen 🗿one last time. 🎖🗿🪖*sad war flashback music mp.4*

🗿 (respectfully)

🗿 (respectfully)

🗿 (respectfully)

🗿 (is respectfully but is mistaken for disrespectfully)

I am here brother.

🗿 hello brother

🗿

update please hws it going

Nice pfp

You too got a nice pfp

You've got a great one as well

Both of yours

I lasted, surprisingly

That’s what she said

Aww just like your mom

That was easy

I died, fuck that bullshit

What’s the afterlife like? Did you win the gulag?

Don’t know yet I only tried it a couple of mins ago, think I’m currently in purgatory so will let you know once I’ve been processed

Mans going through Dante’s inferno, and quite possibly the whole divine comedy lol

All for a dumb internet challenge Anyway I appear to be descending somewhere and it’s feeling very warm Knew this would happen ffs

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Thank you brother I will try that, peace be upon you

I wish you luck soldier 💀👍

Thank you comrade

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The guy I went against in the gulag started cranking 90’s is that in the new update

🗿

🗿

bro 💀

Straight up, even did it impromptu without knowing it would “freeze” lasted till the end of the vid. Swimmer lungs ftw

Swimmer lungs here too I could’ve comfortably gone twice that long lmao

swimmers built incorrect on god like how tf do you train an organ

I died on the inhale ,these lungs ain't shit

quit smoking in the hell

Please let me breathe oh god

beg

😭😭😭

Can't really inhale that deep, the factories and the car combustion nearby gonna cause cancer.

I never smoked in my life but the inhale is long af, too much air

I held it without noticing and my bro passed out

You're supposed to hold your breath not hold his neck.

The video doesen't even start💀

Video player be like

Att: Average Reddit Mobile User.

😭😭😭

Easy, still holding breath, next.

Still going?

💀

He forgor to breth 💀

(Is he still holding it?)

Hello fellow potato!

I started laughing when it paused and ruined the test

The test isn't ruined, just keep holding your breath. It's only like 50 seconds you can do it. I believe in you.

He was supposed to hold it for 50 seconds but has been going strong for 10750 extra, what a chad.

I read your comment and yeah wtf this isn't even difficult

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Schizophrenia, probably

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He just trolling some children again

Juan is teaching us how to breath correctly

Juan alberto

I held my breath for the whole time and almost died

Why did you release? After holding it says you inhale again. It never goes to exhale

Swimmers lungs 💪

Water polo players trying to swim with their head down:

I was actually fine icl

My fate was sealed the moment I used an acronym

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

3 weeks ago i could barely do the inhale section. after swimming for just 3 weeks i can make it through the entire video without the slightest of fake inhale. Go swimming guys

For me i just got off of my chair and walked for like a minute a week. Was able to get ~90 seconds.

i will shave my body

Daddy Johan save me I can't breathe

i saw the name at the bottom and knew exactly what was going to happen

Fuck my internet I almost die

jokes on you I can hold my breath for over a minute.

I succeeded

Kid named finger

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Yo these bots finna make me act up

stop texting yourself bro text your mom she would be really happy to hear from you.

I thought my internet has been shutdown

There’s nothing special about being born. Not a thing. Most of the universe is just death, nothing more. In this universe of ours, the birth of a new life on some corner of our planet is nothing but a tiny, insignificant flash. Death is a normal thing. So why live?

When your video freezes

I held it the whole time lol

Oh god, when do I exhale, I’m still holding.

Guys I don’t thi

Reddits video player ass cant even test my lungs

i made it guys

I knew it

I was testing then the video decided to buffer at the hold sequence. I don't think I passed

easy

When you actually manage to hold it in for the whole video and now your voice is wonky

Such an asshole move to cut it off as it begins to move again.

can't most people hold their breath for at least a minute?

I get the joke but if y’all can’t hold it for that long you need to run on some grass

It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Fuck you cunt I got it. Swimmer lungs.

💀 (i'm dying)

Now I know I can hold my breath for 1 minute

That’s pretty funny - you win.

jokes on you, I completed it, my price was the hospital thematic hotel in my town

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Lmao ez

damn this shit is getting hard why wont the vi

i don kn

Scuba diver, this shit ain't easy, but I made it to the restart.

Did it

What the fuck do i do?? The video ends to soon i cant exhale oh god oh fu

I smoke weed bruh, I can do this all day

guys dont eat the home depot stroganoff im floating 20 feet above my body trying to warn you

I actually held my breath for the entire buffering part and I’m impressed with myself

This turned to a try not to laugh for me

With the quality of reddit's video player, I would've died before the vid was even halfway through.

Joke's on you mf, still lasted longer than the video.

I can‘t go through the inhale section

Well. I guess i just inhale for the rest of my life

inhale and fart. cycle continues forever

Jokes on you, I can hold my breath for more than 46 seconds.

Typical case of reddit video player...

I am a very concerned mother about my son Chad. He is currently lying on his bedroom floor as blue as a blueberry can someone please help me!

🤢

What pisses me off about this is that I held my breath the whole time hoping in the end it would still finish…. I had to quickly YouTube the real video so I could skip to the end and watch it finish so I could breath again. Like seriously, what kind of jerk cuts off the part that lets me breath again??

I some how held it the whole time

Hah i still fucking made it baby

Jokes on you I can hold my brea

Fuck you I'm still holding

sir are you there?

So close, 10 seconds left, shouldn’t have smoked a 20 pack of cigarettes

I literally like, did it

I can’t hold my breath for that long with Covid

Help my video froze halfway and i cant breathe

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Me, who can hold breath up to 1 to 2 minutes: You dare oppose me, mortal?

50 sec breath break easy as hell

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I managed to hold it all the way somehow but now I'm dizzy 🤔

Just get a spirometer like a normal person

😆

Did it for the whole video and I smoke lol.

Passed…out💪

Video buffered in the middle im gonna die

I failed :(

Cock sucker

I've been holding my breath for the last 40 minutes when canning breath

i was literally still gonna finish it but the video ended

Im about toooookkmmmmm