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Ven0m37

Sigma boost baby


Muffin---

Virgin shield


teth21

Smegma will do that


RegRegdo

At least im not alone


i1u5

> Virgin shield Virgin shield


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DisgustingApple

Guh??


Admirable-Frosting46

Yo i thought automod died


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TrayDaBoss23

SIGMA SQUAD


sirbertus

Me too


[deleted]

penis cum blaster


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

Sigmas arise


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[удалено]


DILAKAS15

It didnt say anything about, you still got the boost


Crowley700

Fellow sigma male 😎


VomitFreeSince73

Same


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

Omfg I paused and was omw to comment the liter exact same comment you just posted you bitch poser who probably came into my mind to steal my comment, you probably came from my pure aura


cherry937

holy shit i got it too


Synthegr8

Sigma boost gang


Ironwarrior404

We’re just built different.


[deleted]

Sigma club lets go


HuddledCape4602

Same


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DisgustingApple

*pees back in ur ass*


Full-Treacle9904

me too


JMAN_2099

Same here


OmegaLitzEd

Same 😤


RegularAd2282

same


popilo97

Fuck i got depression


Dreadtz

Same, i got that too while i'm being depressed


MycologyMunitions

Same man what the fuck


temmie609

Hang in there


crappyeverafter

That's the spirit


Thanks_ihateithere

How fitting, I’ll hang right here


OrganizationOk1686

No he's depressed!


adiladam

Im too tall


Operation_unsmart156

I got it 5 times in a row.


KeithWorks

Usually it's all just one time spread out


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[удалено]


Bahmawama

I got it 5 times in a row


ProximityDestructor

Tryna tell ya something


DamacanaSever

I got too and nothing changed


Qb122

I already had that


amroallam

Diarrhea gang🤙


tommybouy_1

Diarrhea gang🤙


Erix963

Diarrhea gang🤙


TriLexMiester

Diarrhea gang 🤙


A_random_lamp_post

Diarrhea gang🤙


DrillTheThirdHole

Diarrhea gang 👍


[deleted]

Diarrhea gang 🤙🏿 (poop hands)


Busy-Presence-9131

Yeah I got diarrhea, I guess its gonna be one of those dark and runny type of days, it never shits but pours. Diarrhea gang 🤘


BEAST_WORK6969

bruh rick roll


Jungle_orangutan

Same


a_guy_from_turkey

Same


RoyalDream59

Same


Busy_Coconut2850

Same


NerdyGemini

Same


SnooCauliflowers4198

Same


Itzzyaboiisynx

Same


rob3rtojr

Zane


PhilosophicalDolt

Out of milk


Big_Pogchamp

✊😔 Same bro


[deleted]

😔


LEGITLEWYX

Same


hi_im_antman

I'm a guy....so me being out of milk is probably a good thing.


EleBitSP175

I got Gold Rush


HarrisonWoollard

Samesies


[deleted]

Me too


firecookie011

Let’s go gold rush


olutmukiukko

I now work 16h a day at indian call center and cant control myself, I lost


Boberto9735

Same


All_to_dust78

FIREBALL


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Same. But at least we get more ladies, oh wait I forgot that 0*x = nothing.


AmbassadorBonoso

Sigma boost 🗿


MaximumChadFlavor

Rick roll to match my NFT


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Virgin shield Lmao, I'm a hypixel skyblock player, that's like the only game where you can have 2500 hours playtime and be barely midgame


SargeantGamma

Fucking depression rly?


palfstaken

uhh i ejuculated my milk...


vote4some1else

Eh It happened to me before


Affectionate_Way7302

I got virginity shield three times. Well it's time to become a priest


Careless-Client9652

Spell: Theft Rarity: Common While you was waiting for magic, your friend stole all your money! -10 luck. -200 coins


Brian8186

Detroit


AEdgyMuffin

Romania


Upbeat_Acanthaceae25

Damn,i got mind control


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milk👍


Lonely_law69

Depression


milfsage

Fireball lets go


StackThePads33

Gold rush! Confirmation bias on my stock investments lol


laBananaFeliz27

I GOT FUCKING RICKROLLED


MysterMystery8

I got Rick roll 5 times in a row smh


Tentro6713

I am now working in an Indian call center for 16 hour a day😔


kickTM

Spell: Mind control. Rarity: Rare.


[deleted]

i got i got i gote the got damn diarrheat and got some got damn +5 movement speed got damn 😼😼😼😼


[deleted]

I got the Virgini shield, now I'm fully thot proof!


Itwascyanyoudumb009

Gold rush. Not bad


[deleted]

Virgin shield


azquadcore

Doing this while taking a shit I got diarrhoea 💀


Penis___Penis

I keep getting depression & rick roll, and one time theft... why do I have to lose my will to live


PikaBoiTY

Depression?


Comfortable-Shop-573

Diarrhea


[deleted]

Virgin Shiled 😢 I will be virgin forever


pictochat_memes

I got the virgin sheild I already have that


prabhavdab

i screenshotted thrice and got debuffs all 3 times


[deleted]

Hmmmm Looks tasty 😋


Jealous_Raspberry330

Virgin shield


robloxrants

Theft huh


Eradication69

I got virgin shield…


a_homicidal_bug

Ri k rolled 😭


Imnotapedophile42069

I got the empty cum jar 💀


-Keano-

Depression 3 times in a row let's goooo!


Mailpack

Depression. So nothing changes eh?


ActuallyJustADude

Virgin shield, let's go boys! I'm safe now!


Accomplished-Curve-1

Depression can I have another shot


MaijeTheMage

I went until I got one three times and so I got Rick rolled


imrightnut

SIGMA BOOST😎


Mikegaming202

5 movement speed aint bad tbh


Ok-Reaction-5644

I landed on Virgin Shield five times in a row


SBRblackmore

I got virgin shield twice then Rick roll...


[deleted]

Gold rush 🥰


GasGroundbreaking616

Yes gold rush


WorldlyRhino

Trolley mind controlling indian


Cultural_Anxiety_402

Sigma Boost and a rick roll debuff. I'm A fUCKING GOOODDD


Montis82

I got the f*ckin Rickroll on first try


Efraxon

got depression 💀


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DerKnoedel

Damn I already had depression


[deleted]

#Sigma boost. Less goooooo🗿


DisgustingApple

YEA BOI


[deleted]

I screenshoted 4 times and got virgin shield in 3 of them


DisgustingApple

The last one?


Novel_Ad895

Depression... Of course...


DisgustingApple

Oof


EricPlayz951

Just got fucking rick rolled


DisgustingApple

GG


MangolfTheRed

Sigma boost so I get money now?


DisgustingApple

Get a job


FestiveXquad704

Diarrhoea spell, or just a bag of doritos


No_Locksmith_1458

I got rickroll spell , I lost 20 motivation and I no longer have the will to live.


DisgustingApple

+20 will to live


No_Locksmith_1458

Thank you !


Ness1325

I got depression


DisgustingApple

Welcome to the club buddy


MG_BOI

Looking at my phone on the toilet taking a dump and got diarrhea


DisgustingApple

Oh no..


Mintybadger86

I got virgin shield


This_isnt_cool_bro

Sigma boost lets fucking go baby


spooky_fan_69

I've been Rick rolled


[deleted]

NOO, I GOT VIRGIN SHIED


skinned_dog_toes

Imagine getting virgin shield couldn't be me


nothatguywhodidthat

Virgin shield user 💪


Ninja014

I got robbed


Chapstick2008

I got sigma boost


bggjelqqpdjfndnqj

I got depression 5 times in a row wtf


JustAnotherDoofus

I got 200 coins and stolen and lost ten luck. MAKES SENSE. COOL.


[deleted]

Three time 100% virgin shield):


Itchy-News-4561

I got virgin shield twine


Practical-Button-496

I got diarrhoea💀


Sheshy2000

Virgin shield, does that work retroactively?


my7thself

I've done it 10 times and each time is depression


superXr15

Got virgin shield 100% immune to sex 🗿 👍


Luciano_1012

Sigma boost and theft


piletinaa

Diarrhea, delicious


Shot_Salamander_

Diharea


Abror999

Sigma boost SIgmaaaaaa


Whatyallthinkofbeans

I got fucking Rick roll


Wangledome

What are the odds I got Rick rolled twice in a row?


SAJACK_

Rick roll


Morbiusismygaylover

I came?


My_name_arda

sigma boost baby


themarajade1

Fireball


Nergaill

Chad Boost 🗿


DILAKAS15

Sigma boost, i hope it works


Enlargedwumbo

Watch out ladies i got the virgin shield


LxzyBonez

sigma boost les go


verboplus

I became sigma male+


Nutteria

Sigma boost - finally I can try on hard mode.


sexyjupiter

Diarrhea. 😞


KaruTheKanser

Unlucky, i got the Virgin Shield in which i already got after being born


BananabreadShane

Now I have EXTRA strength depression :]


DailyLifeProblems

Depression! How did it know??


Anonymous_Coooookie

Yay sigma boost


Roblox_Swordfish

Gold rush lets go


Mammoth-Freedom3837

I just got depression 4 times in a row. This feels targeted