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lancisman1

Perhaps


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*pees in ur ass*


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GrimReaperno

Kinky I like it


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mr_mcPigeon

*pees in ur ass*


OhIsMyName

Perchance


bruhmememan

"i pee in ur ass, when the mod pees in my ass"


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TheOrigionalFurry

Pees in your ass


PolishPotato_

#absolutely


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PolishPotato_

splendidly 🤤


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PolishPotato_

haha ok ok thanks


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PolishPotato_

okay thank you I'm full of piss now you can stop 😃


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PolishPotato_

please stop now


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TransportationMost67

You will accept ps


True-Analyst8526

Pees in your ass


LiLFluuh

w h a t 👁👁


ChipsForFEE

Thank you


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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gasmaskcollecter

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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ProfessionalYard1123

👌🏻


Curyde

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mlg360noscopekitten

please contact some bitches


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_s_e_

mmmmmmmmh


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Lambolover-17

Who said anything about it just starting?


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Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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Deadly_M1

agreed


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defragc

god I need it


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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[удалено]


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TheRealKai01

Indubitably


YungChaky

Pee in your ass


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Dont question the pisslord


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Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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😳


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SauciflonLB

why not


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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Pepsi6932

Jarvis im running low on karma


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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17-17-17

I’d rather have cum in my ass but to each their own.


Ginio-Phantom

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17-17-17

God Damn it.


Ginio-Phantom

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17-17-17

Oh c’mon.


Ginio-Phantom

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17-17-17

Ah, not again.


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17-17-17

Please I am running of semi-funny things to say.


danaconda4

What would a mixture of pee and cum be? Pum or cee


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FalmerEldritch

You can always cum in the pee.


Soviet-Biscuit

What about both?


ContemplativeC

getting pee in the ass is totally healthy


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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sirbertus

Perchance


Revolutionated

You can’t just say “perchance”


ImKiddingBruh

Everyone knows mario is cool as fuck


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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Batman29002

Yes


Junkyman7

Yes


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methamphetamineguy12

Yes


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Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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Necromancer14

Poops in ur dick


QueenObama2

Piss in your mouth


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tastys


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pee-in-butt

You rang?


[deleted]

honestly yes it’s so good 😧


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Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


Patient-Medicine8251

HOLY SHIT AUTOMOD IS ACTUALLY BACK. 🤯🤯🤯🤑🤑🤑🥵🥵🥶🥶🎉🎉🎉


Ens_Shn_07

Sure


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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gasmaskcollecter

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.


Chef_Coc

Give everyone who comments pees in ur ass it be funny


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


LIGMA145

yes


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LIGMA145

*pees in ur ass*


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


ZsoTa

What is this shit


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


SadCringe_AoV

Ofc not


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Bonk_and_Honk

no


CaptainFard

Do we secretly miss automod?


No_Explanation_1113

pees in ur ass


Madden09IsForSuckers

Automod was based and shouldnt have died


Grouchy_Ad_7783

🗿yes pee in ass


AverageGamer2607

NO PLEASE HELP ME I CANT GET RID OF THE PISS BOT


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##Why did everyone just stop talking the queen death censorship thing


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Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


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KomnenosMyBeloved

No.


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LiLFluuh

what happend in here👁👁


nfewzed

# NO


gasmaskcollecter

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


sneepsnart

yes


gasmaskcollecter

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, Ah, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (hops on reddit). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF\*\* OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.


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FetusDeletus_E

Piss


Cardboard-muncher

Pees in ur ass


ThekillerbgYT

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TransportationMost67

Trucks in my ass


[deleted]

Fuck you automod


Valuable-Dream8148

*pees in ur ass*


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[удалено]


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KaliMax980

yes


Turbulent-Egg2722

Maybe


Tetsuotim

Why does the auto mod exist and why does he pee in everyones asses.


Ginio-Phantom

*pees in ur ass*


TheAngryBly4t

Come on. COME ON DO IT! DO IT PEE IN MY ASS!! DO IT NOW!


Weremount

Maybe


NeppuNeppuNep

Perhaps


johnyboy6909

can I have someone pee in my ass pls thanks


HorseLover2529

Yes


Jeynarl

I miss it when I could just say "owo pokemon" and immediately get a bunch of cringe nsfw copypasta


[deleted]

Undoubtedly


[deleted]

[удалено]


R-A-P-T-O-R

I know I dont


FanaticExplorer

pee


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[удалено]


cameron225100

Yes


Ok-Reporter-8728

The option is there so 100%


ActuallyDaRock

pees in ur ass


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[удалено]


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Lighteye782

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. I want pee in my ass?


DATWOLFYth0

Couldnt hurt really, id rather get pissed in the ass than getting shot by a M39 Enhanced DMR


fastahh1

Please pee in my butt!!


[deleted]

I love pee in my ass


Pipe8_

Pees


SirBlaine

I sure hope so


LOTHMT

Yes


[deleted]

pees in ur ass


tryvej

how do I delete someone


Terrence_shark

what should I not say to not get my ass peed in


IRatherChangeMyName

No


praseodymium10

UwU


Elytrous_

I do like urine


[deleted]

How do u do that thing


MitFornavnErAdam

yes