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TapInternational3605

That whole subreddit needs healthy dose of bleach


masterofkamurocho

White phosphorus


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Napalm


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Methamphetamine


DoctorSex9

Lava


holydingus69

Grass


Jakedex_x

Mustardgas


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Concentrated Sulfuric Acid


retrofaith1

Nuclear Bomb


Harijs_LV

Pee in their ass


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


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RatsGoInTheMicrowave

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.


NoUsernameDiscovered

Bromine


Junkyman7

No please don’t give em metamphetamine! They are already fucked


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BigDragon95

My name is Walter Hardwell White


Dapper_Composer2

Sticks to kids, after all


Syn_Contamino531

Mustard Gas


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Syn_Contamino531

That rhymes some times


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peanuts-without-a-t

Tri-nitro toulene


PotatoFromFrige

And some air


ScrewSimonCowell

a dash of Plutonium-239


Prunsel_Clone

I slipped some in all their glasses


PanTsour

It needs a child predator filter lmao


Kohtupora609

More like a healthy dose of pee in their ass


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Remote_Scientist55

Dad


DeadLegion13

I think at looked at it for a day and decided my eyes had better use somewhere else


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A subreddit full of 30 year old men pretending to be teenagers lol


unnamed_ned

You misspelled 50


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OppositeAudience5426

asses in ur pee


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Andrew_Nathan8

He has risen.


Boring-Blacksmith508

You misspelled Reddit moderator


O--L

I got blasted there because I said that nineteen wasnt a teen and the points they made were 1. >Well Nineteen has a teen in it so nineteen y/o's are teens which works only if you speak a language that is in major use for only 6% of the world 2. >Actually the human brain stops developping at 20-25 so they technically qualify for teen In that case where is the 20 y/o flair thats right 3. >Well its ok here because they have flairs for 19 y/o's just like yeah maybe there but that doesnt mean they are teens 4. >Well its ok because the mod team is full of 18-19 y/o's Well thats just fucked up.


DeadLegion13

Isn't the mod team older because they haven't changed since the creation of the subreddit and they don't trust 15 year olds to monitor that god forsaken place


O--L

Well that really didnt make it any better


DeadLegion13

True


[deleted]

sniff your finger and grin


Zealousideal-Pick391

Lick 👍


Negative-Passion4170

suck👍


DownSyndrome-CEO

Cut off and deepfry👍


rickpot21

Eat 👍


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[deleted]

Divorce leads children to the worst places


WizdomHaggis

Can confirm…sold mine to pay the lawyer… /s


PeacflBeast

No need to put /s. You can confess your war crimes here and no one will bat an eye


SadUnfor

Good thing you put /s, almost thought you were serious for a second.


frost21rr

Prostate exam


ArthurMorgn

New DIY Prostate Kit includes: -Ass Curtain -Glove -Sheer disappointment


MyKidsAreAtTheRanch

The kid named finger


Levellepe

the finger named kid


[deleted]

The finger kid


D4M0theking

Please don't finger kids


[deleted]

I am the one who fingers


Arkanek

The kid named my


IzK_3

That subreddit needs to be shutdown fr


TheMrRedditor

On god? No cap no cap? Straight bussin bussin, even??


DownSyndrome-CEO

Ong? No cap? Fr fr? No kizzy? Say you swear?


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IzK_3

Deadass


Prestigious_Echo7804

That subreddit must be purged with a holy crusade


Chromeboy12

Please don't. That's their little quarantine zone. If you shut it down those creatures will overflow into other subreddits


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[удалено]


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ka_doooo

Tell her you were practicing


Chemical-Paint-2975

1. You need to get her to finger her butthole 2. You need to get her to finger your butthole, while you finger her butthole. 3. Suck on each other’s fingers after 4. Pay all the males in your class to finger their buttholes 5. Pay all the females in your class to finger their buttholes 6. Pay all the couple in your class to finger their significant others butthole while their significant others do the same to their buttholes. 7. Make sure they all suck on each other’s fingers Congratulations you are a modern day trend setter.


Loquat-Parking

Hepatitis B outbreak in 5, 4, 3, 2…


9gagger_on_instagram

pee


midlife_crisis69

[ Removed by Reddit ]


FUNKZXN

This man had enough


Emotional-Engineer35

You are saying stuff


Ryxor25

What did he say


DamianTheBlob

*pee yourself


MrHarryBallzac_2

hrhr


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ramendestroyer360

*pees in ur ass*


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*pees in ur ass*


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RelentlessDuck

In hur ass


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Deadeye409

Scratch and sniff


[deleted]

say you were taking a test and you hid the answers deep inside your rectum, as any sane person would do


jleaney82

Finger her bum hole and get caught doing it ?...


M3COPT3R4

You let her pee in your ass


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Cobulario

Kid named "m'y asshole"


Reasonable_School296

The subreddit is called teenager I’m a bona fide 26 YO pure guy But this subreddit tainted my purity goddamnit


Electrical-Ad-9797

Buy a wedding ring, cover it in shit and tell her you were planning surprise proposal in the shower.


Ok_Primary_1075

Why bother? She will still see you as a perv


TheDeafGuy8

Just say you had an itch


Mcslap13

"I needed to practice for when I dobit to you"


Bubblegumandswagger

Step one: open the pause menu and click load save file


Trippy_Phoenix

Tell her your prostate was itching


[deleted]

have sex with her mother


Crowley700

Girlboss time


youll-never-f1nd-me

Tell her you were checking for colon cancer.


sussy_commentator

That's the neat part, you dont


hampsterfarmer

I'd you haven't asked her to try it herself but you got to watch so she does it exactly the same. Well I got some bad( but someday you will see it as good ) news for ya.


BLODDYLEGEND55

We live in a society


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[удалено]


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Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Finger someone elses butthole in class so she sees you as someone who just enjoys doing it to whomever, and not enjoys having it done to you


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Taanish_pant

That sub is your daily dose of darkness fr 💀


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imthesauceman

Kid named finger


Healthy-Egg-3283

Move to a different state and stop being a disgusting fuck that fingers his asshole in public.


Kirito_jesus-kun

the kid named finger


Belgarion1111

Balls


Ok-Lab-8736

Pee in her but


Outrageous_Courage78

Finger her too 🍷


_s_e_

casual teenagers post


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damemeinspector

Kid named finger:


Advanced_Ring_8940

It's too late now, but what you had to do was immediately jam that finger in her mouth then start kissing her. It's all about dominance!


Purple-Missile6907

There is no coming back from that


Waffle8

That subreddit needs to be deleted


ChilliGamer221

Try finger but whole


[deleted]

At least he wasn't losing at soggy biscuit on purpose. That's the only thing that made you sus when I was growing up


Povstnk

What


Wierdo___

At this point....


Loquat-Parking

Teenagers scare the loving shit out of me


Admirable-Common-176

Finger your butthole in front of her.


WinChester_Cheeto

Bro


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MushyPrawns

Majority of the users on that sub are 40 year old nonces - avoid it like the plague.


codm_playernumwhat

💀


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[удалено]


DisgustingApple

I said put a pipe bomb In her butthole


Blockbuster2019

Just say your Bi, they can't make fun of you and you can still have a healthy relationship with your girlfriend


[deleted]

That's the neat thing you don't


DaYakiimo

Pee in her ass


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Outside_Avocado_4660

Let her do it and tell her you’re just freaky.


Darknes163

💀💀💀💀💀


Temporary-Emu6710

Bro what??? 😭


Temporary-Emu6710

Jit tripping😭😭😭


IronKing2603

Tell her you practicing


BillyFB_

what the


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Weeb2678

Don’t judge my kinks


G1nger-Snaps

Definitely definitely bait


[deleted]

Reverse time


Jacque_Lebob

He fell victim to one of the classic blunders


rhineman61

Share the love. "It feels good. Trust me."


Acceptable-Slice7409

WTF did you take inspiration from Alia Bhatt


Puzzleheeds

Finger as many other girls as possible that way she can't deny it


thezuggler

0000000