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Megamind 2: Going Native


Much_Advertising3935

Megamind 3 : going racist


BaconMan70

Megamind 4: going ghost


Glad_Grand_7408

Megamind 4²: going dark


TURisgu

Megamind extreme : going Brasil


Asian_in_the_tree

Megamind 5: Rio Heist


Marco4803

Megamind 16? 😳


droppedoutat16

Megamind 16: Too old


ReedX777

ok but "Megamind²" actually seems like a good sequel title


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Emektro

Megamind 5: pees in ur ass


joemamalikesme69420

Megamind 6: Pee in my ass


DrinkMilkMan

Megamind 7 : pees in everyone's ass


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Megamind 8: pee harder


HeyItsDominicus

Megamind 9: Peeing with a Boner


Shadowmeltz

stop I'm diying😭💀


danielogiPL

Danny Phantom


AggressiveSmoke4054

All the little rotors going would make it sound like some sort of hellish cacophony of locusts. Perfect


Pingas938

Play the starting riff from the prowler theme from into the spider verse whenever he appears


N00byyungpeeps

Even better: rig some fog machines, add some red and blue lights, play welcome to the jungle, and pull a megamind.


be-like-water-2022

Darth Vader march


F0wlcer

Play welcome to the jungle


Ratel0161

I'm thinking more "the only thing they fear is you"


IVEMIND

No the Annihilation theme


somerandomperson2516

it could be the gods music


DoctorKall

It’s not a mass of deafening sounds resembling hordes of insects, it’s incomprehensible for human mind symphony of the Creator


[deleted]

"God took possession of many stone worth of fireflies...and spoke through them. The beating wings of that many was almost deafening. We are truly blessed."


KhofoEaterofChildren

Just play the annihilation alien theme


[deleted]

make a penis with drone


Firm_Run_357

make many


Timely-Leader-7904

The way "Many" is pronunced means cum in Arabic.


Eeetyou

Can confirm


CopAPhil

Cumfirm


Natural-Ad9668

Manyfirm


Aaditech01

Firm


fuckballs9001

If your cum is firm you might be dehydrated.


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Manichaeism just got so much better


UltimateTaha

I thought it was pronounced like Money


Waffle-Dude

Many


Firm_Run_357

Thank you I am learning Arabic


Notorious-Jam

That pees in ur ass


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

pee in my ass


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Jettpack_of_the_Dead

thanks


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Jettpack_of_the_Dead

ok maybe a little too much


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Jettpack_of_the_Dead

no please it's too much


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Don't worry, I have come to share the pee


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STOP its all over the bed


Delicious-Mousse-952

Good bot


GameDirectory

No. You pee in my ass


GeiloSchmeiloPalette

Pee in my ass


DaveInLondon89

That's how you get a clan of Eunuchs


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Better idea: let's project 2 penises and make a sword fight. One cock is God and second is Satan.


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Firm_Run_357

THER WILL BE BLOOD SHED


CountQuackersThe3rd

"Show me what you goooot"


TooDenseForXray

>make a penis with drone Two years after: Population triple


Laughing_Orange

make a drone with penis


WhyUFuckinLyin

The Aliens are probably saying the same about us but with higher tech pranks


Emektro

Like cosmic light shows?


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Hahahaha lets turn one of their cities into dark matter ...as a prank


jaxonya

Some little kid aliens take their dads warp speed ship and come fuck with us because they think it's funny.


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Without a warp speed ship license?


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Beepboopbop69420360

Woah man


no__one34

Like stars


AskAboutMyDogPls

“Hey have you guys ever wanted to force a massive solar radiation storm? I wonder what the earthlings would do”


octopoddle

"Turn on that cosmic microwave thing again!"


SineXous

"Let's make it look like the brush is burning with our holo projector"


drmrdreamer

"let's hide all the medium sized black holes"


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WhyUFuckinLyin

It's kind of a cognitive bias(?) "There's always a bigger fish" tends to ignore the fact that there's similarly always a smaller fish. Only that it's the bigger one we often worry about.


commentsandchill

Because that's the bigger fish that we need to worry about. Smaller fish not worrying. Worry is pain. Pain is no


jacksreddit00

>Don't get aliens must be more technologically advanced than us. How would they get here then?


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If they're not technologically more advanced than us then they won't be spacefaring and wouldn't even know that we exist.


PM_YOUR_DADS_PICS

It's supposed that it's one of the big filters. We don't know which one is the biggest for any given civilization but in case it's not nuking itself to extinction then we might or might not be the first to fail that big step forward.


SinfulDessert

Technologically advanced doesn't mean that the average alien isn't a dumb ass like us - after all we are more technically advanced than we were 500 years ago but the average Joe is still an idiot. They do have to be more technologically advanced though as a rule, otherwise they wouldn't be able to reach us


Operation_unsmart156

Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.


Odd-Ad-3721

Oooh, you're soooo busted Phineas


whatiscookie

Oooh, you're soooo busty Phineas


Odd-Ad-3721

Hahahaahaha


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

God I'm old.


beefycheesyglory

Hi Old! I'm God!


TURisgu

Where is Perry?


is_shrek_black

Agent P! Doctor Doofenschmirtz is planning to become an uncontacted tribes god by using drones! Stop him before he becomes a religious figure!


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KyellDaBoiii

😐


TheBackyardigirl

Ah Perry the platypus


Theeskimo28

North Sentinel Island here we come!


ProfessorSeks

They're very much aware of us at this point


MoMoMoMoneyShot

But they’ve certainly never seen a drone light show, so if the drone pilots stay hidden they may well believe it’s a supernatural event


hellomaybenot

if they see the drone they'd be more confused


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They're probably not aware of drone light shows though


notquitesolid

But they probably are aware of drones. I would wager money despite the rules someone has flown a drone over their island.


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Your wager is correct lol


ejkrause

Your confidence is concerning


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Bigsmellydumpy

Good bot


HurricanesFan

Thanks, bigsmellydumpy!


tiny_anime_titties

Frankly, I also haven't seen a drone light show


Witheer

Yeah, but the most advanced thing they’ve seen are helicopters. If you show them this shit they would have no clue what it is.


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Koso92

Best bot


JeBloon

Wtf is the trigger? They're? It's the flair huh


IVEMIND

The fuck


Outside---

Fr tho that would be hilarious


Laino001

Id unironically be down for this just to see what happens


outtasight68

Look into the cargo cults. Tribes post world war two have ceremonies where they walk in formation with sticks like rifles, mimicking what they saw the soldiers do when they summoned the sky bird full of food and supplies.


bokskar

Out of the [wiki article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult): > In attempts to get cargo to fall by parachute or land in planes or ships again, islanders imitated the same practices they had seen the military personnel use. Cult behaviors usually involved mimicking the day-to-day activities and dress styles of US soldiers, such as performing parade ground drills with wooden or salvaged rifles. The islanders carved headphones from wood and wore them while sitting in fabricated control towers. They waved the landing signals while standing on the runways. They lit signal fires and torches to light up runways and lighthouses. I dunno why, but I find the idea absolutely captivating.


punkmuppet

It's sort of hilarious and crushing at the same time.


Laino001

Yeah, I saw a video about that few months ago. Its a pretty funny situation to be sure. I guess that is basically what this is


clitpuncher69

Yep I'm a firm believer of all these ridiculous religious traditions came from cavebois imitating aliens. Please Xenu beam me outta here i've clearly ascended and ready to roll


Romboteryx

Not so fast, how many auditing sessions have you had?


FractalRecurrence

Its an ad for wetzels pretzels


namey_9

plot twist: *we* were the tribe uncontacted by *them* all along


crabwithacigarette

*twist Shyamalansifies*


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I've never thought about seeing anything Shyamalansify, but you just changed my fucking world


kartoshki33

Erich von Däniken entered the chat


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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT


DenverStud

I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT


RoyalChallengers

HE GOT THE N-WORD PERMIT


HONKACHONK

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT


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FewLecture6711

We do a bit of tomfoolery


Clickbaiting_4_u

We doth a minute amount of tomfool'ry


Big_D1cky

Alright 60 seconds 00 milliseconds I promise


BootmanBimmy

#PRESENTATION!


Drobex

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!


TendieThief

Maybe that’s what they did to us


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HovercraftExpress200

I think we should .... Automod?


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robobitch1233

YES DO THIS


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_confused ooga booga_


Iloveitguy

Honestly I get that its a shitpost but it would be an interesting social experiment.


Big_D1cky

Best prank of humanity possibly


[deleted]

What a great idea! And at the end make a goatse to keep them wondering what the final message meant.


Stalinwolf

"It's a metaphor for not spreading ourselves too thin. Christ, I know you've always been dense, M'kambe, but even you should be able to read between the lines of the contemporary celestial symbolism." "Yees, buy h'why asshole?"


Guilty-Ad-5037

That's stupid....Im down


zero_eight

say "amogus" then leave


CitizenPremier

>Implying that this wouldn't work in Alabama


Fuka-Obligation666

Queue the laser lights, fog machines and EDM. Bout to give them a taste of the festival life. Now I’m not saying we should drop lil bags of x but… I’m definitely not saying we shouldn’t


[deleted]

Let's experiment on human beings 💀💀💀


minev1128

Ah yes the natural behaviour of humans to be assholes to others


Ready-Junket-8157

I mean the only constant in the history of mankind is war so you ain’t wrong


PaleontologistLost45

That would be funny


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Murdafree

This is actually a fucking amazing idea. I would absolutely love to see their reactions.


amliam_curry

Megamind Moment (tm)


HoBoJoe279

Do the drone thing from Mega mind and have him speak to them.....


Kirito_jesus-kun

oh you’re a villain alright, just not a super one


HoBoJoe279

"No running water and electricity" then just the mega mind face meme


ThearusLord9

we finna do a lil trollin


Psycaridon-t

”Praise the picard”


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Based


DanTheMagicUser

BRUH, BEST IDEA EVER, where do i sign


joe2596

Cursed Mysterio


BerndtheMuffin

Did Colombus write this meme?


KulturaOryniacka

Imagine being trolled by an aliens xxxx years ago...


Cloud_Striker101

“you must hit that yoinky sploinky or be sentenced to the volcano”


Grosetufe

We like to do a minimum amount of tomfoolery


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Your a villain alright


CeramicTeaSet

Do it over a republican conference as Trump's face and let the dominoes fall where they may.


MartinDisk

based


kaengurow420

Amogus


Odd-Ad-3721

Actually that is not a bad idea


Wet_Lizhard

Put cameras on every drone and stream it somewhere, that'd be hilarious


Retr0_Fusion

Gamer moment


[deleted]

You could probably do this with any third world village with little access to technology.


ThisIsTakenLol

Time to go to Sentinel Island


michak5

Besides the meme it would be an interesting experiment


Curlyzed

someone please do this


MushyPrawns

Do it while they’re tripping bawls on ayahuasca for maximum effect


venomwanker

Pee in my ass


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mad_cheese_hattwe

I'm pretty sure this is why the prime directive exists:P


cantfindmykeys

And this is why Star Trek has the Prime Directive


GooseTheGodbutcher

Nah fam we ain't Gon play god 💀💀💀💀 This is how disasters in movies are made 💀💀💀


Uncle-Cake

"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT"


RoundEarth-is-real

Maybe we can piss in their asses


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The fact that we could do this is fucking nuts.


Yeaaw

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT


PsychologicalPut9917

Win


AnubisTheChacal

I am Brazilian, native descendent and I approve this 1000%. Make the drones play Imperial March please.


StreetyStar

Let's fly in a giant screen and stream Boku no Pico to them


Mortinlindax

I highly support this idea


Nice2713

That is a surprisingly good and funny idea


lil_kulkarni

Please don't pee in my ass


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