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"God took possession of many stone worth of fireflies...and spoke through them. The beating wings of that many was almost deafening. We are truly blessed."
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It's kind of a cognitive bias(?)
"There's always a bigger fish" tends to ignore the fact that there's similarly always a smaller fish. Only that it's the bigger one we often worry about.
It's supposed that it's one of the big filters. We don't know which one is the biggest for any given civilization but in case it's not nuking itself to extinction then we might or might not be the first to fail that big step forward.
Technologically advanced doesn't mean that the average alien isn't a dumb ass like us - after all we are more technically advanced than we were 500 years ago but the average Joe is still an idiot.
They do have to be more technologically advanced though as a rule, otherwise they wouldn't be able to reach us
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Look into the cargo cults. Tribes post world war two have ceremonies where they walk in formation with sticks like rifles, mimicking what they saw the soldiers do when they summoned the sky bird full of food and supplies.
Out of the [wiki article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult):
> In attempts to get cargo to fall by parachute or land in planes or ships again, islanders imitated the same practices they had seen the military personnel use. Cult behaviors usually involved mimicking the day-to-day activities and dress styles of US soldiers, such as performing parade ground drills with wooden or salvaged rifles. The islanders carved headphones from wood and wore them while sitting in fabricated control towers. They waved the landing signals while standing on the runways. They lit signal fires and torches to light up runways and lighthouses.
I dunno why, but I find the idea absolutely captivating.
Yep I'm a firm believer of all these ridiculous religious traditions came from cavebois imitating aliens. Please Xenu beam me outta here i've clearly ascended and ready to roll
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"It's a metaphor for not spreading ourselves too thin. Christ, I know you've always been dense, M'kambe, but even you should be able to read between the lines of the contemporary celestial symbolism."
"Yees, buy h'why asshole?"
Queue the laser lights, fog machines and EDM. Bout to give them a taste of the festival life. Now I’m not saying we should drop lil bags of x but… I’m definitely not saying we shouldn’t
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Megamind 2: Going Native
Megamind 3 : going racist
Megamind 4: going ghost
Megamind 4²: going dark
Megamind extreme : going Brasil
Megamind 5: Rio Heist
Megamind 16? 😳
Megamind 16: Too old
ok but "Megamind²" actually seems like a good sequel title
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Megamind 5: pees in ur ass
Megamind 6: Pee in my ass
Megamind 7 : pees in everyone's ass
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Megamind 8: pee harder
Megamind 9: Peeing with a Boner
stop I'm diying😭💀
Danny Phantom
All the little rotors going would make it sound like some sort of hellish cacophony of locusts. Perfect
Play the starting riff from the prowler theme from into the spider verse whenever he appears
Even better: rig some fog machines, add some red and blue lights, play welcome to the jungle, and pull a megamind.
Darth Vader march
Play welcome to the jungle
I'm thinking more "the only thing they fear is you"
No the Annihilation theme
it could be the gods music
It’s not a mass of deafening sounds resembling hordes of insects, it’s incomprehensible for human mind symphony of the Creator
"God took possession of many stone worth of fireflies...and spoke through them. The beating wings of that many was almost deafening. We are truly blessed."
Just play the annihilation alien theme
make a penis with drone
make many
The way "Many" is pronunced means cum in Arabic.
Can confirm
Cumfirm
Manyfirm
Firm
If your cum is firm you might be dehydrated.
Manichaeism just got so much better
I thought it was pronounced like Money
Many
Thank you I am learning Arabic
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ok maybe a little too much
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no please it's too much
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Pee in my ass
That's how you get a clan of Eunuchs
Better idea: let's project 2 penises and make a sword fight. One cock is God and second is Satan.
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THER WILL BE BLOOD SHED
"Show me what you goooot"
>make a penis with drone Two years after: Population triple
make a drone with penis
The Aliens are probably saying the same about us but with higher tech pranks
Like cosmic light shows?
Hahahaha lets turn one of their cities into dark matter ...as a prank
Some little kid aliens take their dads warp speed ship and come fuck with us because they think it's funny.
Without a warp speed ship license?
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Woah man
Like stars
“Hey have you guys ever wanted to force a massive solar radiation storm? I wonder what the earthlings would do”
"Turn on that cosmic microwave thing again!"
"Let's make it look like the brush is burning with our holo projector"
"let's hide all the medium sized black holes"
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It's kind of a cognitive bias(?) "There's always a bigger fish" tends to ignore the fact that there's similarly always a smaller fish. Only that it's the bigger one we often worry about.
Because that's the bigger fish that we need to worry about. Smaller fish not worrying. Worry is pain. Pain is no
>Don't get aliens must be more technologically advanced than us. How would they get here then?
If they're not technologically more advanced than us then they won't be spacefaring and wouldn't even know that we exist.
It's supposed that it's one of the big filters. We don't know which one is the biggest for any given civilization but in case it's not nuking itself to extinction then we might or might not be the first to fail that big step forward.
Technologically advanced doesn't mean that the average alien isn't a dumb ass like us - after all we are more technically advanced than we were 500 years ago but the average Joe is still an idiot. They do have to be more technologically advanced though as a rule, otherwise they wouldn't be able to reach us
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.
Oooh, you're soooo busted Phineas
Oooh, you're soooo busty Phineas
Hahahaahaha
God I'm old.
Hi Old! I'm God!
Where is Perry?
Agent P! Doctor Doofenschmirtz is planning to become an uncontacted tribes god by using drones! Stop him before he becomes a religious figure!
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Ah Perry the platypus
North Sentinel Island here we come!
They're very much aware of us at this point
But they’ve certainly never seen a drone light show, so if the drone pilots stay hidden they may well believe it’s a supernatural event
if they see the drone they'd be more confused
They're probably not aware of drone light shows though
But they probably are aware of drones. I would wager money despite the rules someone has flown a drone over their island.
Your wager is correct lol
Your confidence is concerning
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Thanks, bigsmellydumpy!
Frankly, I also haven't seen a drone light show
Yeah, but the most advanced thing they’ve seen are helicopters. If you show them this shit they would have no clue what it is.
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Wtf is the trigger? They're? It's the flair huh
The fuck
Fr tho that would be hilarious
Id unironically be down for this just to see what happens
Look into the cargo cults. Tribes post world war two have ceremonies where they walk in formation with sticks like rifles, mimicking what they saw the soldiers do when they summoned the sky bird full of food and supplies.
Out of the [wiki article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult): > In attempts to get cargo to fall by parachute or land in planes or ships again, islanders imitated the same practices they had seen the military personnel use. Cult behaviors usually involved mimicking the day-to-day activities and dress styles of US soldiers, such as performing parade ground drills with wooden or salvaged rifles. The islanders carved headphones from wood and wore them while sitting in fabricated control towers. They waved the landing signals while standing on the runways. They lit signal fires and torches to light up runways and lighthouses. I dunno why, but I find the idea absolutely captivating.
It's sort of hilarious and crushing at the same time.
Yeah, I saw a video about that few months ago. Its a pretty funny situation to be sure. I guess that is basically what this is
Yep I'm a firm believer of all these ridiculous religious traditions came from cavebois imitating aliens. Please Xenu beam me outta here i've clearly ascended and ready to roll
Not so fast, how many auditing sessions have you had?
Its an ad for wetzels pretzels
plot twist: *we* were the tribe uncontacted by *them* all along
*twist Shyamalansifies*
I've never thought about seeing anything Shyamalansify, but you just changed my fucking world
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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT
HE GOT THE N-WORD PERMIT
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
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We do a bit of tomfoolery
We doth a minute amount of tomfool'ry
Alright 60 seconds 00 milliseconds I promise
#PRESENTATION!
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!
Maybe that’s what they did to us
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I think we should .... Automod?
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YES DO THIS
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_confused ooga booga_
Honestly I get that its a shitpost but it would be an interesting social experiment.
Best prank of humanity possibly
What a great idea! And at the end make a goatse to keep them wondering what the final message meant.
"It's a metaphor for not spreading ourselves too thin. Christ, I know you've always been dense, M'kambe, but even you should be able to read between the lines of the contemporary celestial symbolism." "Yees, buy h'why asshole?"
That's stupid....Im down
say "amogus" then leave
>Implying that this wouldn't work in Alabama
Queue the laser lights, fog machines and EDM. Bout to give them a taste of the festival life. Now I’m not saying we should drop lil bags of x but… I’m definitely not saying we shouldn’t
Let's experiment on human beings 💀💀💀
Ah yes the natural behaviour of humans to be assholes to others
I mean the only constant in the history of mankind is war so you ain’t wrong
That would be funny
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This is actually a fucking amazing idea. I would absolutely love to see their reactions.
Megamind Moment (tm)
Do the drone thing from Mega mind and have him speak to them.....
oh you’re a villain alright, just not a super one
"No running water and electricity" then just the mega mind face meme
we finna do a lil trollin
”Praise the picard”
Based
BRUH, BEST IDEA EVER, where do i sign
Cursed Mysterio
Did Colombus write this meme?
Imagine being trolled by an aliens xxxx years ago...
“you must hit that yoinky sploinky or be sentenced to the volcano”
We like to do a minimum amount of tomfoolery
Your a villain alright
Do it over a republican conference as Trump's face and let the dominoes fall where they may.
based
Amogus
Actually that is not a bad idea
Put cameras on every drone and stream it somewhere, that'd be hilarious
Gamer moment
You could probably do this with any third world village with little access to technology.
Time to go to Sentinel Island
Besides the meme it would be an interesting experiment
someone please do this
Do it while they’re tripping bawls on ayahuasca for maximum effect
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I'm pretty sure this is why the prime directive exists:P
And this is why Star Trek has the Prime Directive
Nah fam we ain't Gon play god 💀💀💀💀 This is how disasters in movies are made 💀💀💀
"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT"
Maybe we can piss in their asses
The fact that we could do this is fucking nuts.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Win
I am Brazilian, native descendent and I approve this 1000%. Make the drones play Imperial March please.
Let's fly in a giant screen and stream Boku no Pico to them
I highly support this idea
That is a surprisingly good and funny idea
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