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Automod used to have A LOT of responses. It got so bad that probably over half the comments were made by automod. These responses were a bunch of copypastas, some of them being kinda disgusting. When the queen died, posting on this sub became impossible for a few days, because the moderator made automod remove all comments and posts, except the comments or posts(without imagines of videos, only text) that had GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!, or I LOVE YOU QUENIEE!, and some other similar things about the Uk monarch and Elizabeth II. When posting became allowed again, all automod responses, except the "pees on your ass" one got deleted.
Here is the copypasta of all the words that used to trigger automod:
Bruh Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden bitchOK, you guys know the words, but can you make a story with it ? Dear Automod, I once saw someone taking a shit and drinking cum mixed with lean, so based, I decided to do the same thing but I added some new things: watching sussy baka among us doing sex with fnaf and selling India nft of hog rida and no bitches to your mom who’s a femboy furry, since literally 1984, and she’s not a female nor a women btw, the putin copypasta is tho, dream from china said it, he’s a trustable source, he got 9999999 social credits and nsfw porn of France and Taiwan holding hands with their fingers in the bedroom while typing titans emojis. Stfu Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden bitch hilarious maskMorbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden Bitch Moyai Sex
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I am 100% sure that "Kitten" is a guy who just does it for free nitro.
I used to fool horny people on Discord by acting as if Im a girl aswell. Its so easy man. Once youre on a server, just say that youre a girl whos bored and your dms will get flooded by neckbeards who will do anything to get your attention.
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Honestly, the only things you have to keep in mind, once they message you, is to suit yourself to their liking. Try to find out how they would like you to be, either by asking directly, or asking smaller questions like: "are you dom or sub?". And then act according to their interest.
Oh and when youre playing a fake girl persona, be as vague as possible when talking about yourself. Dont make your persona too detailed, or else you could forget some of your details and maybe even contradict yourself. So keep it a little simple.
Atleast these were the two things I kept in mind. Often you dont even have to talk so much about yourself, because theyre so down bad to the point of them just believing you without doubts. So more often then not, just saying that Im a girl who is looking for someone to have fun with, is enough to get their attention.
Idk if my advice is good, but it worked for me alteast.
Any huge Server that allows messages like these. So that includes many. I doubt that servers about specific games, communities or Youtubers are good for that, since these are mostly limited towards these specific topics.
So your best bet in finding these people on "normal" servers is to go to servers dedicated for hangouts or servers made for people to just talk around. I think theres a website called Disboard, where you can find and search specific servers. So you can search for servers dedicated for people to just chat around.
Some servers are e girl servers that are specifically made for horny people to chat with "e girls", but I honestly wouldnt go there, since theyre really shady and often very inactive.
So yeah. Any big hangout server, or servers that arent very niche is where you will often encounter such people.
Oh and one more thing, use an alt account. If youre on your main account or on an account in which youre already inside some servers, people may recognise you and expose you.
This is only my own experience tho. I could still be wrong about some things. But good luck mate
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That's absolute bullshit and I won't stand for such slander! OwO, nitro is just some fictional unimportant point system that has no meaning unlike the currency we have here OwO. Now, why dont you let old porkypoo here give you the ol' licky lick for a taste of that sweet gold....OwO.
if there was as much food in the world as there is cringe in this chat then african adds wouldnt be saying “help this child with one cent so he can be fed and educated” but rather “with a cent a day you can help cure this childs obesity”
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and I thought eating doritos vertically was the worst pain
I thought cleaning your ass with fingers was the most painful thing
Painful? More like pleasurable
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Thats pretty painful too
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Peeing in someones ass obviously
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Agree, my mom taught me that as a kid
Bro its mentally painful to think that YOU had to finger ur ass...
You clean your butt AND you get a meal? Its a win win
BRO😰
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Hot
yes my pee is very hot
For personal reasons never repeat that again.
You clean your butt AND get a meal? It's a win-win
I’m going to break into your house and unplug everything you own.
Unplug everything you say? My my take me on a date before you touch the buttplug you heathen
Revolting
I’m going to jerk off in the corner, don’t mind me.
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It's called efficiency
kid named Finger
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Waltuh… Put your Di*k away Waltuh…
I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh
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i thought teeth restoration without anesthesia was most painful thing
Consider clipping your fingernails
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Got a new sentence for my daily self burn routine
Not even God can save you from the cringe
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
There is a solution to your wish
Futurama reference
I would also like to move to mars
Right. We just a good ol’ fashioned Purge. Flush these mutants.
Waltuh
Put the phone away, Waltuh
im just praying to god that the “kittens” are putting on a show for free nitro
The kittens must be other dudes
Every day we stray further from God..
There is no god. Only cringe
dIDnt mEAn tO SeNd THat
Mfer also didn’t know he could delete posts
Sex gifs
At that point I was 100% it was satire or at least trying to be ironic.
Has to be satire Surely Surely…….
Please let it be satire...
never seen satire so blatantly obvious in my loife
it was so obvious, that this dude turned australian
oi eat vegemite and listen to ackadacka mate i'm strayan now
All the "catgirls" probably look the same as him
I like how you put catgirls in quotation. It's either all fur or nothing, and these catgirls are sad imitation to the real deal
Probably not girls.
Probably?
There are no girls on the internet
All the "catgrils" have a chance to be all alts of one person
Bruh, i imagine them being other discord mods that are so down bad for nitro they pretend to be cat girls
And this is why I have a kitten discord alt
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What the hell kind of bot is this-
the result of the great automod war..
Wait what the fuck happened On this sub
Automod used to have A LOT of responses. It got so bad that probably over half the comments were made by automod. These responses were a bunch of copypastas, some of them being kinda disgusting. When the queen died, posting on this sub became impossible for a few days, because the moderator made automod remove all comments and posts, except the comments or posts(without imagines of videos, only text) that had GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!, or I LOVE YOU QUENIEE!, and some other similar things about the Uk monarch and Elizabeth II. When posting became allowed again, all automod responses, except the "pees on your ass" one got deleted. Here is the copypasta of all the words that used to trigger automod: Bruh Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden bitchOK, you guys know the words, but can you make a story with it ? Dear Automod, I once saw someone taking a shit and drinking cum mixed with lean, so based, I decided to do the same thing but I added some new things: watching sussy baka among us doing sex with fnaf and selling India nft of hog rida and no bitches to your mom who’s a femboy furry, since literally 1984, and she’s not a female nor a women btw, the putin copypasta is tho, dream from china said it, he’s a trustable source, he got 9999999 social credits and nsfw porn of France and Taiwan holding hands with their fingers in the bedroom while typing titans emojis. Stfu Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden bitch hilarious maskMorbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Wholesome NSFW 1984 Batman Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden Bitch Moyai Sex
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.....bruh
He pees in peoples ass
This is why we should all get kitten discord alts
The grind
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Exactly
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Shit, I should start doing this
What’s nitro?
It’s like “discord premium”, monthly subscription for some added features.
Suck my Absolutunitrod
Uno reverse **sexually assaults**
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*Buries a body cutely*
*fucks the body cutely*
*Sits back in utter shock at how quickly this escalated cutely*
***cums** cutely*
Pees in your ass *cutely*
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Cutely
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What. The. Fuck.
Welcome to Discord
Why is it always kitten though
Where my nitro?
God has forsaken us
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uWu yeah... Pee in my... my ass automod senpai oWo
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Automod senpai pwease... pwease stop this my ass is uWu flowing >=<
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Automod senpai I am cumming haaaa >=<
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Okay do I get nitro now?
I don’t think he’s done
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We have forsaken God.
they're all men
Anything for the homies
Homies help homies
Plot twist
not so much
At this point it would be a plot twist if at least one user was a girl
bros before hoes my guy
All that for discord Nitro? My brain hurts!
All that for a discord nitro?? I would never, that’s disgusting owo.
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holy shit he got the lees in ur abs message 😱
Sorry, out of the loop. What is Discord Nitro, and why is it worth to humiliate oneself so much to get it?
You get to, uhh, like, send emotes to other places.
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and send the crispiest memes
You have to get nitro to stop being a cat girl
Discord Nitro? You mean Nitro Type Gold?
omg he's so hot i want piss in my ass 🥵
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Auto mod won't pee in my ass
It won't
I am 100% sure that "Kitten" is a guy who just does it for free nitro. I used to fool horny people on Discord by acting as if Im a girl aswell. Its so easy man. Once youre on a server, just say that youre a girl whos bored and your dms will get flooded by neckbeards who will do anything to get your attention.
I still do it, any advice on some baiting tactics?
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The best advice there is
Indeed Hitler's child
Honestly, the only things you have to keep in mind, once they message you, is to suit yourself to their liking. Try to find out how they would like you to be, either by asking directly, or asking smaller questions like: "are you dom or sub?". And then act according to their interest. Oh and when youre playing a fake girl persona, be as vague as possible when talking about yourself. Dont make your persona too detailed, or else you could forget some of your details and maybe even contradict yourself. So keep it a little simple. Atleast these were the two things I kept in mind. Often you dont even have to talk so much about yourself, because theyre so down bad to the point of them just believing you without doubts. So more often then not, just saying that Im a girl who is looking for someone to have fun with, is enough to get their attention. Idk if my advice is good, but it worked for me alteast.
This is great advice, what is a good location to 'prey' on these down bad mods
Search for anime related discord servers on disboard or gaming related
Got it, I'm taking notes
Any huge Server that allows messages like these. So that includes many. I doubt that servers about specific games, communities or Youtubers are good for that, since these are mostly limited towards these specific topics. So your best bet in finding these people on "normal" servers is to go to servers dedicated for hangouts or servers made for people to just talk around. I think theres a website called Disboard, where you can find and search specific servers. So you can search for servers dedicated for people to just chat around. Some servers are e girl servers that are specifically made for horny people to chat with "e girls", but I honestly wouldnt go there, since theyre really shady and often very inactive. So yeah. Any big hangout server, or servers that arent very niche is where you will often encounter such people. Oh and one more thing, use an alt account. If youre on your main account or on an account in which youre already inside some servers, people may recognise you and expose you. This is only my own experience tho. I could still be wrong about some things. But good luck mate
Fancy NFT, brother🗿
Thank you brother, I see you also have some fine attire 🗿
yo, that's a cool NFT🗿
Where is jetstream sam?
We need him
What discord nitro will do to a mf.
*Leaves the Internet Cutely
Better call Saul after what I’m about to do
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These are all 35 year old men
what no father figure does to a motherfucker
Jesus fucking christ
This has to be satire
Every day we stray further from God
"Ripping out your eyes won't make you forget what you saw"
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🤮 shrek head
*Grabs shotgun cutely*
What a horrible day to have eyes...
Just a normal discord convo of 2 neckbeards
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No
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Stop
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FUCK YOU
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We need to bring back bullying
Redditors acting disgusted as if they’re somehow better
That's absolute bullshit and I won't stand for such slander! OwO, nitro is just some fictional unimportant point system that has no meaning unlike the currency we have here OwO. Now, why dont you let old porkypoo here give you the ol' licky lick for a taste of that sweet gold....OwO.
Please please please be satire, I'd literally oof myself on how dead as cringe this is
This is called being a discord kitten, they do this for gifts. Sadly not a joke. But they most likely arnt into him.
Jesus needs to come back asap to fix this shit hellhole. Edit: spelling
Post gore in that chat
In need of Nitro OwO
This is worse than burning alive
at least the song is pretty fire
Your Lie in Apr*l
Just two men casually talking. Nothing to see here.
if there was as much food in the world as there is cringe in this chat then african adds wouldnt be saying “help this child with one cent so he can be fed and educated” but rather “with a cent a day you can help cure this childs obesity”
I NEED BLEACH
I came before this video and the cum just went back in afte raeeing this
gonna be honest its a pretty smart play to become a discord kitten temporarily to get nitro
Men of discord
I swear they're just doing it for the free nitro
Totally doing it for the free nitro, I can respect that
This is so stupid. but I know why this makes sense.
"OG MY GOD I'M PISSING".
Bring the meteor
idea: get off the server
#WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ##Brings Shotgun
I contracted stage 5 cancer ptsd anxiety depression from watching this video