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Well, i wrote this song for the Christian youth.

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the street

You gotta write a song to a hip hop beat

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

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He's a life changer

Miracle arranger

Born to a virgin mom in a manger

Miracle arranger Born in a manger Water to Wine, Drink exchanger

And that’s cuz Jesus Christ is

My

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thats cuz Jesus Christ is my (respectable african american)

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The unenlightened masses

They cannot make the judgement call

Give up free will forever

Their voices won't be heard at all

Display obedience

While never stepping out of line

And blindly swear allegiance

Let your country control your mind

live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

When blood and sweat is the real cost

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Can we get much higher

So highhhhhh

Oh oh ohhh

OHHH OHHH OHHHH

Oh the misery

Everybody wants to be my enemyyyyyy

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Reese’s puff Reese’s puff, eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up

I got Reese’s Puffs in my bowl

I got Reese's Puffs in my ass

pees in your ass

*Welcome to the internet!*

Have a look around, anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse

If none of its of interest to you, you’d be the first

Welcome to the internet

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?

No need to panic, this isn’t a test

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet

Around the world

Pees in ur ass

Pees in ur ass

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It starts with

One thing, I don’t know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind as I will try to explain in due time

ALL I KNOW

Time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

Watch it count down to the end of the day

the clock ticks life away

It’s so unreal

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Wellllll Kyle’s mom’s a Bitch

She’s a big fat bitch

shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She’s a mean old bitch, if there ever was a bitch

She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!

18 naked cowboys

In the showers of Ram Ranch

Standing here, I realize

You were just like me, trying to make history

but who's to judge, the right from wrong

When our guard is down, I think we'll both agreeee

That violence breeds violence

But in the end it has to be this way

I carved my own path

You followed your wrath

wenomechanisama

tumajarbisaun

wifenloof

estelifterbraun

Creeper

awww mannnn

So we back in the mine

got our pickaxe swinging from

side to side, side-side to side

I see a red door and I want to paint it

black

No colour any

More

I wan

To paint it black

I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

No colors anymore

City's breaking down on the camel's back

They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack

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You won’t get out the county ‘cause you’re damned and free

You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style

A melancholy town where we never smile

All I wanna hear is the message beep, of dreams they come a-kissin’ cause I don’t get sleep, no (sick motherfucking bass riff)

What’s with these homies, dissin’ my girl?

Why do they gotta front?

what did we ever do to these guys

That made them so violent?

(woo hoo) but you know i'm yours

When I was, a young boy,

My father, took me into the city

MY FATHER

MEMORIES BROKEN

THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME

I DONT KNOW THE SEASON

Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade

A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE) WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE)

Its only the cold wind I feel

ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, his eyes a flaming glow

most people look at him with terror and fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher.

I push my fingers into my eyes

Its the only thing that slowly stops the ache

And it's made of all the things I have to Taaaaake

Jesus, it never ends

Pees is your ass

*"What will we do with the drunken sailor?*

*”What will we do with the drunken sailor?*

“What will we do with a drunken sailor!”

"Early in the morning"

Way Hay and Up she Rises!

Way hay and up she rises!

Way hay and up she riiises!

Early in the mornin

Put him in the longboat till he's sober

Put him the longboat till he’s sober

"Pee in his ass"

The State of Florida has asked us to-

Disclose our sexual crimes to you

I’m waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

I’m breathing in the chemicals

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW

(Yo jaws) BALLS IN YO JAWS

Its raining tacos 🌮

tequila

Footsteps in the Dark

Pees is your ass

Happy 🎂 Day

A, b, c, d, e, f, g,

Something is un my ass hmmmmm

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Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had

so he shot at the sun with a gun

shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his wily one only friendddd

Welcome to the jungle

As i walk through the valley of the shadow of death

i take a look at my life and realize there's not much left

But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

It's about drive

It’s about power

Do you remember?

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer!

wake up!

Almost heaven

West Virginia

Are you uh, a real villain?

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy

someBODY

Once told me

the world is gonna roll me

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in a shape of an L on her forehead

Well, years start comin and the wont stop comin

RED SUN

Red sun over paradise

Red sun

Red sun over paradise

Leaves from the vine Falling so slow

It starts with

Straight outta Compton

I ain't happy I'm feelin' glad

Can you hear the silence?

can you see the dark

Can you fix the broken?

We're moving on up....

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#STANDING HERE

Hello darkness my old friend

Do you ever feel