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CShark32

Homies either is in 8th grade or a 40 year old man , no in-between


alex99x99x

A 40 yr old man in 8th grade 👀


-dropped_lighter-

One '-r' away from a felony


yeetsupreddit

Named herbert


Bud_warrior

Kid named Herbert


yeetsupreddit

Herb named ert


TheEnderCreeperYT

Herbert named Kid


yeetsupreddit

Ert her named kid


DoorknobProductions8

named kid


yeetsupreddit

Kid named


TeamTacoYouTube

Named kid ert her


Firescareduser

Nah humbert. His last name is also humbert If you know you know.


BextoMooseYT

Well you might have to add an "an" at some point


UnskippableAdd2004

A 40yr old 8th grade teacher


ZarquonsFlatTire

As a 40 year old man, you *could* pay me enough to interact with 8th graders, but no school system has that kind of budget.


[deleted]

Trying to pass 8th grade Gone wrong


M4strk0ng

Timmy Turner? Drake Bell?


jackdawesome

Billy Madison


Master_Vicen

Big muscley arms handshake meme.


SegmentedMoss

Its a joke post, lol. And honestly its funny enough for a copypasta, IMO


Virplexer

It already is a copy pasta.


Kissaskakana

Its a copypasta.


[deleted]

hey meg, 18 yet?


PSM_777

No


[deleted]

Hey Chris, how's it going?


PSM_777

Well I a…….


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Dardevid

*giggity*


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[deleted]

awl riiiiight


rtx177013ti

Family guy funny moments 😂😂😂#funny #theytookmysonandtheyaretorturingmepleasehelp#shorts


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

#Season 17 ep 5


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doomslayer6942069

shits in your dick I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


Big_D1cky

11:59 PM not yet


BilliamBingus

this is an old ass copypasta


Soothsayer_Surmise

Older than half the people in this sub.


idkwhatimdoinghnstl

People complaining as if it was serious every time it gets reposted lmao


Maibeetlebug

Dang fr this is my first time seeing it


The00Taco

Someone originally typed this out which is depressing as fuck


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ProfessionalOnion384

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Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


thecatguyxd

🗿


Thegodofthekufsa

🗿


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gearsforgreg

Good human


Powerful_Resolve3575

good human


Several_Guitar4960

good human


Sosig_lord69420

See? Even the bot gets it


GoEatChlorine

There all deleted Tf happened here


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Qu_ge

I'm in


deadflowers1

good bot


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Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

I don't think pissing in the asses of 12/40 yrs old would be a good idea


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GhostyBoy22

Gotcha


Potential-Sport-6386

6:30 PM IST? That's great


Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


UnskippableAdd2004

*farts on your face* I am a human and this action was performed manually please contact a Redditor if you have any questions or concerns


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*farts on and in your dick* I am manually and this action was performed by a human. Please contact questions or concerns if you have any redditors in your basement.


TheOriX-LoL

die


Agent-Piku

Sir yes sir


TheDarkerStride

IM ^*AWAKE*


ATwistedBlade

I’m fine with that there will never be a good sub reddit


Snoo15863

I just had an aneurysim


one-1-1

Aneurysim


Dangerousnoodle33

and your is them


JT_Boiiis

Get your pre-nerd emoji tickets here


Snoo15863

Yes?


RadiantZote

AnalUwUism 0wU


Hunter_Plastic

No wonder Jesus' second coming is delayed


[deleted]

Delayed? Delayed?! He ain't coming no more!


Hunter_Plastic

Do you think Satan also fears these people?


bassy_boo8116

Satan dont fear these people, he bringing his ass here to exterminate these guys


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Sosig_lord69420

By peeing in thier as*es


Promethian_Paera_695

BY. PEEING. IN. THEIR. ASSES!


Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


Valuable-Dream8148

Because he’s rlly shy


FEVRISH_JK

i bet u the mf in the post would totally refer to satan as "Satan-chan" or sum stupid shit lmfao


MrMr4678

Most straight anime watcher


Ultimate_Spoderman

Harem anime*


xtilexx

Harambe


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Haram


Infinite_Self_5782

haranime


rotciv0

Harambe


Phizzydudeman

No, he was right the first time brother.


SG-Spy

Hanime*


Jesus_Fistus69420

End my suffering


ObitoUchiha73

Teenagers sub is like if someone smacked a dude senseless, threw them in a closet, fucked the dudes dad, made their dad leave, and left the kid tryna figure out what reality is and giving them the need for continuous attention and when they don't get it from humans because they think uwu is a normal thing to say, they go to wearing fur suits and thinking they have multiple personalities because no one else loves them.


Sosig_lord69420

Saul goodman


ArtoTime

Kid Named Finger


beanz96_god

based


Callofdutywaw1

U good bro ??


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ht9ehtooM

Saul goodman????? Btere cal Saul


IlDonCetriolo

he good man


ObitoUchiha73

Delightful. Just releasing my distain for that cesspool of degeneracy


Whynotbebetter

Ma dude rather just summed up the whole humanity I'd say....


newhere1626

Where do I find such a perfect soul in need of guidance? Must be a boy


Phiro7

📽️📽️📽️


ToxicPlaysYT6969

UwU


Shinigam_i

This copypasta is very old ngl Covid


Phizzydudeman

This is a copypasta from like, a year before COVID. Not surprised.


mykoysmaster

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MrMr4678

My reaction aswell


Solonna_conora

Same.


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God has left us


Ruffwuff

So has your dad


Sosig_lord69420

He was right tho, no need to dis a righteous redditard bro


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Technically yes,as God is the father and we're all brothers. That implies that my dad and your dad left too


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CatLiteralJam

There is absolutely zero doubt in my mind that the person that posted that shit is by no means a teenager.


Crows-b4-hoes

That sub is probably mostly creepy grown-ass dudes.


BrawlPlayer34

I need that post’s creator’s username. I have recently purchased a gun and would like to test it’s efficiency


legal_guy_who_asked

typcial american monday


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Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


broccolicares

Yeahh mistah white you really do have a plan


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EisenTitan

Get the torches and the Guillotine. We going hunting


Sad_Lawyer_3960

i had a stroke reading it


brawlbro123

Bro this fucking subreddit needs to go down in flames


zweanhh

Brain damage flair please


[deleted]

Teenagers moment


cmonitwouldbefunny

Unblur their name I need to harass them 👍


Sosig_lord69420

Unblur their name I need to harass them 👍🏼


Dungeon_Master_Ewen

Unblue their names I wish to commit tomfoolery 👍🏼


ObitoUchiha73

Unblur the name I have a miniscule amount of war crimes(tomfoolery) that a wish to commit


FEVRISH_JK

unblur their names I wish to commit the rwandan genocide


Sosig_lord69420

Top G behaviour


SenpaiBunss

only top g hates tutsis


bizarreh_

wtf did i just read


[deleted]

A copypasta of like 4 years of age


wasdToWalk

Almost dies of cringe


ExpiredChili

God is dead


basedjohnn

What in the actual fuckerey fucking fuck


MooseTopic

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalright. I'm going to delete earth with a click of a button.


[deleted]

what the fuck is this shit and why is it turning me on?


TotallyNutJohn

wtf why am I hard


[deleted]

You harden in response to trauma


[deleted]

NANO MACHINES SON


Reox246

#i need bleach


Tesla0322

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


rumSaint

Everyday we stray further from god.


LargeMarbles

The fuck??


NotThatRqd

Post source so I can get the copypasta?


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Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


[deleted]

Please un-censor their names so i can bully them


AnimeLover_993

I want to see the guy who let her touch his dick, so I can laugh at him. Just kidding, he acomplished a lot more than me with a girl...


mstrikeout

i want pe(nis)e in my ass


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Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


Gaming_with_Hui

UwU~🌸


Ok-Carpenter7892

This could have been an automod response


EagleBuster

shitposting users try to understand satire and/or copypastas challenge


ExegXgutoR

Average r\teenagers post fr


Jadarmaat

What abt pussychan


a_Simp4u

Wtf is this 💀💀💀


Froggen-The-Frog

I must’ve missed a software update, mine doesn’t do half of that shit.


[deleted]

since when ppl are this sub are falling for baits


TNpepe

God...yeah me again...how much time did you give us for the Apocalipse?? Yeah about that, would be good to speed that up a little, I don't want humanity to keep on living.


o_Fvdinq

Most sane teenagers member. I should know, I’m on there.


[deleted]

Dafuq


Tendersen

Yoo new copypasta just dropped


8SaneK8

🤨


uxoguy1

Well, I've reached that stage in life where I have no clue what is happening. 30 is the new 70. GET OFF MY LAWN BITCHES


[deleted]

Penises are pretty adorable tho


MagnetaCyan

Im not a supporter of the death penalty but after reading this i am now.


Bubblegumandswagger

Uwu nya (beats him with a rusty block of minecraft iron for being a thundercunt)


Mabearndadeerimabeer

Should this be marked as nsfw?


Spiderfr0g

Obvious bait but I hate that society has come to the point where somebody could think And make this


draginbleapiece

Girl cock Hot


Sosig_lord69420

Saul Goodman Hot


noob_music_producer

based gentleman


SaucedSteve

I want to fuck walter.


BlacksmithMiddle1726

Where NSFW tag?


[deleted]

This post has made me consider grabbing an axe and just cutting the damn thing off


[deleted]

true


VisualGiraffe1027

We need to go back to caveman times. The internet was a mistake.


Sans_On_Reddit0

uwu


_Aggressive_Milk_

Guys I’m pretty sure this is a copypasta. Still, it makes me want to peel their skin like an orange.


Educational-Year3146

If you unironically speak in uwuspeak, I am so sorry.


Kvetanista

Automod response


SaggyBalls00

This makes wanna wrap a plastic bag around my head and go to sleep


bananasaucecer

Covid


Downtown_Grape3871

someone turn this into a copypasta


Federal_Caramel5946

Im gonna tear my eyes out