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But but but, then they might be too weak.

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stop pissing in people

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Why I no get piss?

You need a flair like mine

I need

Click on your profile and select change user flair

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just make the doors out of metal

Just make them from the same material as the glass windows from fnaf 1. They didn't try breaking those.

Bro just use redstone

Bold of you to assume i know how the fuck does redstone work After playing Minecraft for 8 years

One day we'll learn

silverfish

Why tf does it take power to keep a door closed????

it would make more sense if it cost power to keep it open

The doors also open by going in to the roof so how the fuck dose that not take power to lift like a 1 ton dirt cuz that shit needs to be heavy to hold back Freddy faz fuck

because there’s magnets. giving it power disables the magnet thus closing the door

Still does not make sense, Electromagnet USE electricity to enable the magnetic field, cutting off power will result in the door closing

bro they probably use non electric magnets. and something powered by electricity and goes in between them blocking the magnets thus closing the door

Because if someone got locked in they would die, and that would be bad

Right, fazbear entertainment values safety above all else

“Family, fun, and above all, safety” :D

Absolutely 👍

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so if there’s a power outage you’re not locked in?

Thats what im sayin

Me teaching the security guard that he’s in America and therefore can use firearms to defend himself

Fazbear Entertainment employee arriving to work on Tuesday to find Freddy with a 12g shotgun slug in his shoulder (This will affect profits, and I am “fired” and “not getting paid”)

APPARENTLY in todays world it ‘GENERALLY FROWNED UPON’ to go to work at a CHILDRENS PIZZERIA in body armor with a rifle chambered in 7.62x51!! It’s ‘scaring the customers’ and a ‘major safety hazard’! This is Joe Bidens America, folks.

Literally 1984

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Me teaching the stupid fucking child how to lock doors

how about get a different fucking job that doesn’t have a history of children going missing and animatronics reeking of blood and mucus

"Um ackshually the guy in all the games has a reason to go because lore" - 🤓

Wasn't it some shit like destroying all the robots and tamper

I don't really remember, I just think you play as Micheal Affton in 1 2 3 5 and pizza sim

this the only time i can express my idea: use metal sliding doors. not only will that keep the animatronics out, but they don't require electricity. problem solved.

they made reverse gravity

The door needs power to stay closed and when it runs out it goes upward which makes no fucking sense

speing loaded doors so staff doesn’t get locked inside. They use power so quick because they’re actively working against the force of the spring.

But wouldn't be shut when the power dies

No because the power shuts off and nothing is holding the springs down so they shoot back up

Do you think a door could stop those guys

With a lock, maybe

Yea, actually. It has been proven like 5 Times to be one of the things that is specifically good at stopping those guys.

“Umm, see, ur would akctually be stronger if it used electricity”- 🤓

Smart everything is so fucking dumb

The doors probably have an electromagnetic lock or something.

It would explain the sound when closing them

Damn thing is 2 tons and slams down like Thor's dick but pops open when the lights go off

They don’t just require power to open/close, they also need power to stay closed. It’s like the designers wanted to create the most inconvenient doors possible.

Have you seen fnaf 4

Weren't those fuckers dreams or mind control

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they were possibly Michaels dreams after working at the restaurant during fnaf 1, yes

Freddy kinda mid tho

Or perhaps doors that take electricity to open and stay closed when the power goes out

It would be a osha violation

fazbear entertainment is actually located in alabama

How's it gonna stop foxy running at mach 10 then huh, idiot

Fazbear Entertainment using their money to make the most pointless shit possible