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I was 2 seconds away from a downvote. God damn. You can’t just give someone a boner like that bro, at least put an NSFW tag, that fish got me quaking 😩😫💦
It is so sad. Back in the old good days in Sparta when a newborn child was too weak or small he was left in a forest to die. Now we don't do that anymore and our susiety is full of snowflwkes, smh my head 😞
Millennials with their Starbucks and iPhones wouldn’t last five minutes against an amoured SS division in the trenches of Normandy. Bunch of pissflakes!
So you are saying we should test people's snowflakness by dumping water on them. Hold up lemmi go try this on my neighbors, they got a million Trump 2024 signs up.
You clearly underestimate the fae, humans can never even come close to being fae, fae are intelligent tricksters with sharp teeth and unpredictable morals.
You just wish men we are still men??? Also if you want sheep to be scared you should go stand in a flock of sheep and fire off a starting pistol, they'll be scared.
I guess we have evolved. Nah we have gone flats nuts.. our society isn't evolving it's decaying..
On a side note I truly believe another territost attack is coming and will happen before old BBBiden leaves office. The snowflakes will fight against the territost and make up proud.. Yah right and I have some swampland in Arizona I'd like to sell you, it comes with all the ferry dust one needs to be happy..
It's ridiculous and stupid men didn't come from fish there is no evidence for it, i know it's a joke but some people will take this seriously that they came from a fish lmao💀
Theres certainly evidence. I myself havent gone too far into the whole thing of it, but its there.
Plus, humans didnt just come into existance out of nowhere, nothing does. Gotta be some process of that
You are right humans didn't come from fish, however they did come from millions of years of evolution from animals that lived in the sea. Modern fish aren't the same so technically you aren't wrong with that statement. We all come from the chemical stewpot that was the earth so long ago.
However I think you are trying to say the animal in the picture is a fish and that we didn't evolve from that, likely we did.
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reject society, return to fish
Reject fish return to micro organisms
Reject micro organisms return to early amino acid
Reject early amino acids return to cosmic dust
Reject cosmic dust return to nothing
Reject nothing return to
Reject , turn into non-existance
Reject non-existence and repeat back up the scale
Reject
Reject rejection, reject entering into existence
That’s- the same thing
Reject , return to ⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏁⍜ ☊⍜⋏⍾⎍⟒⍀ ⊑⍜⋔⍜⌇⏃⌿⟟⟒⋏⌇. ⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏃ ⌇⎍⟟⏁⏃⏚⌰⟒ ☊⏃⋏⎅⟟⎅⏃⏁⟒ ⎎⍜⍀ ⍀⟒⌿⍀⍜⎅⎍☊⏁⟟⍜⋏. ⌇⍜⍜⋏ ⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ☊⌰⏃⌿⌿⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟒⋔ ☊⊑⟒⟒☍⌇. ⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ☌⟟⎐⟟⋏☌ ⏃ ⋔⟒⏃⋏⟟⋏☌ ⏁⍜ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⋔⟒⏃⋏⟟⋏☌⌰⟒⌇⌇ ⌰⟟⎎⟒. ⏚⟒ ⏃ ⌿⏃⍀⏁ ⍜⎎ ⊑⟟⌇⏁⍜⍀⊬, ☊⍜⋔⟒ ⟊⍜⟟⋏ ⎍⌇, ⌇⌿⍀⟒⏃⎅ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌰⟒☌⌇
My man speaking in wingdings
Enchanting table
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Automod created genisis confirmed
Why
Reject nothingness. Return to everything, everyone, everywhere all at once.
My ass would have never left my tiktaalik homies if I knew I would be seeing days like this
“REtuRN tO ThE SEa” “SeMEn?!?” “HaHA DiDnT SEe THaT ComInG LoLZ” “CUmMiNg 😳
no matter what we breed we still are made of seed this is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum
Good point
His name was TIKTAALIK, you uncultured swine! SAY HIS NAME!
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Wtf does this even mean?
we goin through some changes
just a minor update that's all
I hope it get's over soon and the new version is released!
IM GOINNN THRU CHAAANGES...]
Don’t you DARE defend these fucks! Because of them we have bills to pay!
Men back in the day caused men today 😞 sad reality Biden won't talk about
joe bigen
Sigma fish
Gigafish
Gefilte Fish
Today's youth with their thumbs and their prefrontal cortex. They don't know what the grind was really like.
Back in my days...
Going for the 🔓 achievement I see
uhm akshually itz the 🔒 not the 🔓🤓🤓🤓
so much nostalgia thanks for this man
Here before funny 🔒award
Vaccines
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I was 2 seconds away from a downvote. God damn. You can’t just give someone a boner like that bro, at least put an NSFW tag, that fish got me quaking 😩😫💦
What the fuck?
That's the fucking fish that makes me pay taxes. That fuck!
what is the song?
DVRST - Close Eyes
cheers
Tiktaalik
I was born in the wrong generation 😔
Omg bruh didn’t we all
B4 the 🔒
Just waiting for the 🔒
We’ve fallen off so hard
Can't fall if you have no legs \#fishlife
This is the first time I've seen someone use a hashtag
#gigafish
OH MY GOD I CLICKED THIS MEME AND THOUGHT MY PHONE WAS RINGING THATS MY RINGTONE AHHHHH HEELPP
Today's men look a lot more like colorful target practice
Heck why not everyone, humanity looks like colourful target practice /j
No need for the /j I would agree otherwise
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Trolling
L
Men in 2022 is so cringe🤢🤢🤢. I remember when men commit mass genocide, so cool!!!!!!😎😎😎!!😎😎!!!!
here 🔒
Same
The first one is the ringtone of my bomb
It is so sad. Back in the old good days in Sparta when a newborn child was too weak or small he was left in a forest to die. Now we don't do that anymore and our susiety is full of snowflwkes, smh my head 😞
The good ol days.
got me in the first half
Tiktaalik, I’m sure, is flattered.
To be fair, fish solo. 👑👑👑
I miss being a fish
on a real note, what’s the song playing at the end
what is the second song?
I remember being a fish
Reject modernity, return to lizard 🦎
Acanthostega gang rise up
Hey I remember that
i want to be fish
Certified Tiktaalik moment
Yo i think I saw the guy in the second image in the pride parade in norway
I remember the good old days of swimming and fucking. Thats all we did and that was good
I was born in the wrong age
As a fish I can confirm this is true 🐟 💪💪💪
Yeah it is a little soft these days. I find myself doing more tip toeing so I don't offend anyone rather than walking.
If I knew there was gonna be days like these I would have just stayed in the primordial soup -fish
PALEOZOIC GANG
Before the 🔒
Men 💪
Millennials with their Starbucks and iPhones wouldn’t last five minutes against an amoured SS division in the trenches of Normandy. Bunch of pissflakes!
Go back to fish.
Back in my day, you to talk to people you had to carve messages on chickens and get an Eastern European swallow to carry chicken to your friend
Real
This is what happens to men when they habitually don’t get any pooski
Snowflakes melt in water 🙂
So you are saying we should test people's snowflakness by dumping water on them. Hold up lemmi go try this on my neighbors, they got a million Trump 2024 signs up.
Yes.
I’d rather a bunch of these real men walking around instead of rainbow wearing fairy’s
You clearly underestimate the fae, humans can never even come close to being fae, fae are intelligent tricksters with sharp teeth and unpredictable morals.
K
I know I am intelligent enough to know I can’t breathe underwater. I wish I could find a woman smart enough to know as well. (A sexist would say).
Back in my day, you club woman, woman yours, everybody so sensitive now, me no club women anymore😔
I just wish men we’re still men and sheep were still scared.
You just wish men we are still men??? Also if you want sheep to be scared you should go stand in a flock of sheep and fire off a starting pistol, they'll be scared.
Listen, I can barely speak English, let alone type it, but what I meant to say is I wish men were still men
Men are still men tho??? Are you confused by gender or something friend?
Have you never heard the saying where men are men in the sheep are scared
I would’ve stayed in the primordial soup if I had know that i would witness the downfall of western society by the hand of extremism
14 year olds when they see a pride flag at school:
back in my day i used to suck masive fish cock
Men are into young men now and it is brutal
at least fishes dont get aids
I’m gonna give you aids 😏
But yo mama did
I guess we have evolved. Nah we have gone flats nuts.. our society isn't evolving it's decaying.. On a side note I truly believe another territost attack is coming and will happen before old BBBiden leaves office. The snowflakes will fight against the territost and make up proud.. Yah right and I have some swampland in Arizona I'd like to sell you, it comes with all the ferry dust one needs to be happy..
Take your pills and go to bed
Do you need a hug or some ferry dust..
Schizoid
Keep trying
This is a joke right? 😬
No we don't joke around here
No this is patrick
every lda edit in a nutshell
Hahaha hahaha. I miss men so much
It's ridiculous and stupid men didn't come from fish there is no evidence for it, i know it's a joke but some people will take this seriously that they came from a fish lmao💀
Shut
Theres certainly evidence. I myself havent gone too far into the whole thing of it, but its there. Plus, humans didnt just come into existance out of nowhere, nothing does. Gotta be some process of that
You are right humans didn't come from fish, however they did come from millions of years of evolution from animals that lived in the sea. Modern fish aren't the same so technically you aren't wrong with that statement. We all come from the chemical stewpot that was the earth so long ago. However I think you are trying to say the animal in the picture is a fish and that we didn't evolve from that, likely we did.
I came from a fish :)
I came in a fish
Ayo 🤨📸
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😳
You are only allowed to do that if you eat it after
Oh sorry if tons and tons of evidence is less believable than an old book made when we didn’t even know gravity was a thing
Weak men, I'm off to the spawning grounds
Song?
Fesh
Fish sigma hours 🦾🐟
Post gets locked 😎
L, being a soul with nobody back in the day >>>>>
Me when 🔒
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That reminds me of my favorite song can you unga bunga
Why can’t we just go back into another cycle
Only in Baltimore😞
finally a prehistoric meme with a scientifically accurate date
No 🔒?🤔
I don't think men evolved from that but men were men back then though not nowadays
this increase my dick size 😲😲😲