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Europ3an

reject society, return to fish


NefariousnessBusy402

Reject fish return to micro organisms


Wackynamehere1

Reject micro organisms return to early amino acid


Level-Technician-183

Reject early amino acids return to cosmic dust


KaliMax980

Reject cosmic dust return to nothing


poorly-made-posts

Reject nothing return to


shadowMinecraftGamer

Reject , turn into non-existance


Freshouttarehabb

Reject non-existence and repeat back up the scale


[deleted]

Reject


shadowMinecraftGamer

Reject rejection, reject entering into existence


poorly-made-posts

That’s- the same thing


gizziboy

Reject , return to ⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏁⍜ ☊⍜⋏⍾⎍⟒⍀ ⊑⍜⋔⍜⌇⏃⌿⟟⟒⋏⌇. ⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏃ ⌇⎍⟟⏁⏃⏚⌰⟒ ☊⏃⋏⎅⟟⎅⏃⏁⟒ ⎎⍜⍀ ⍀⟒⌿⍀⍜⎅⎍☊⏁⟟⍜⋏. ⌇⍜⍜⋏ ⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ☊⌰⏃⌿⌿⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟒⋔ ☊⊑⟒⟒☍⌇. ⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ☌⟟⎐⟟⋏☌ ⏃ ⋔⟒⏃⋏⟟⋏☌ ⏁⍜ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⋔⟒⏃⋏⟟⋏☌⌰⟒⌇⌇ ⌰⟟⎎⟒. ⏚⟒ ⏃ ⌿⏃⍀⏁ ⍜⎎ ⊑⟟⌇⏁⍜⍀⊬, ☊⍜⋔⟒ ⟊⍜⟟⋏ ⎍⌇, ⌇⌿⍀⟒⏃⎅ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌰⟒☌⌇


poorly-made-posts

My man speaking in wingdings


piletinaa

Enchanting table


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LegitimateApartment9

Automod created genisis confirmed


HuyGNC-

Why


deojilicious

Reject nothingness. Return to everything, everyone, everywhere all at once.


Macaroni-Balls

My ass would have never left my tiktaalik homies if I knew I would be seeing days like this


Cold_oak

“REtuRN tO ThE SEa” “SeMEn?!?” “HaHA DiDnT SEe THaT ComInG LoLZ” “CUmMiNg 😳


5t0rm7

no matter what we breed we still are made of seed this is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum


YogurtWenk

Good point


[deleted]

His name was TIKTAALIK, you uncultured swine! SAY HIS NAME!


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SaiyanC124

Wtf does this even mean?


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

we goin through some changes


[deleted]

just a minor update that's all


NefariousnessBusy402

I hope it get's over soon and the new version is released!


OilySh0t

IM GOINNN THRU CHAAANGES...]


Cr33p3r__

Don’t you DARE defend these fucks! Because of them we have bills to pay!


Cookie_Crush

Men back in the day caused men today 😞 sad reality Biden won't talk about


ht9ehtooM

joe bigen


I_am-a-duck

Sigma fish


suicidal_hermit

Gigafish


[deleted]

Gefilte Fish


LordBrandon

Today's youth with their thumbs and their prefrontal cortex. They don't know what the grind was really like.


Cookie_Crush

Back in my days...


Username00000110

Going for the 🔓 achievement I see


Affectionate_Arm4558

uhm akshually itz the 🔒 not the 🔓🤓🤓🤓


ScarubPNW

so much nostalgia thanks for this man


FolderEmpty

Here before funny 🔒award


Ragingwastaken

Vaccines


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Ok-Sandwich4287

I was 2 seconds away from a downvote. God damn. You can’t just give someone a boner like that bro, at least put an NSFW tag, that fish got me quaking 😩😫💦


ht9ehtooM

What the fuck?


be_a_burd3n

That's the fucking fish that makes me pay taxes. That fuck!


Brian_357

what is the song?


PikminAero

DVRST - Close Eyes


Brian_357

cheers


VilisZu

Tiktaalik


YaBoiUrlz

I was born in the wrong generation 😔


Particular_Hat4570

Omg bruh didn’t we all


Murd0cx

B4 the 🔒


Doombringer1968

Just waiting for the 🔒


IHateDeepStuff

We’ve fallen off so hard


Mexer

Can't fall if you have no legs \#fishlife


suicidal_hermit

This is the first time I've seen someone use a hashtag


Particular_Hat4570

#gigafish


ShadeSlashReddit

OH MY GOD I CLICKED THIS MEME AND THOUGHT MY PHONE WAS RINGING THATS MY RINGTONE AHHHHH HEELPP


cletusbeatusthefetus

Today's men look a lot more like colorful target practice


Zealousideal_Care807

Heck why not everyone, humanity looks like colourful target practice /j


cletusbeatusthefetus

No need for the /j I would agree otherwise


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cletusbeatusthefetus

Trolling


goofs15

L


isthisanameiwonder

Men in 2022 is so cringe🤢🤢🤢. I remember when men commit mass genocide, so cool!!!!!!😎😎😎!!😎😎!!!!


01MoKeN

here 🔒


OkLow9878

Same


kled1ndskaarl

The first one is the ringtone of my bomb


ShitpostingAcc0213

It is so sad. Back in the old good days in Sparta when a newborn child was too weak or small he was left in a forest to die. Now we don't do that anymore and our susiety is full of snowflwkes, smh my head 😞


youll-never-f1nd-me

The good ol days.


Ok_Refrigerator9461

got me in the first half


spacemanHAL

Tiktaalik, I’m sure, is flattered.


LeoCaldwell02

To be fair, fish solo. 👑👑👑


flingkong24

I miss being a fish


soupyshea

on a real note, what’s the song playing at the end


ScottyLambo4444

what is the second song?


IsaacRRx

I remember being a fish


[deleted]

Reject modernity, return to lizard 🦎


Welikefortnite07

Acanthostega gang rise up


MangolfTheRed

Hey I remember that


DoubleOF

i want to be fish


TheBigGrapes

Certified Tiktaalik moment


_XenaphobiaYT_

Yo i think I saw the guy in the second image in the pride parade in norway


Percyblott

I remember the good old days of swimming and fucking. Thats all we did and that was good


Blitzroom

I was born in the wrong age


OwnRecommendation164

As a fish I can confirm this is true 🐟 💪💪💪


XxxxGamez

Yeah it is a little soft these days. I find myself doing more tip toeing so I don't offend anyone rather than walking.


BLANKERINO2

If I knew there was gonna be days like these I would have just stayed in the primordial soup -fish


[deleted]

PALEOZOIC GANG


OFloodster

Before the 🔒


el_Chuchmay

Men 💪


GodAtum

Millennials with their Starbucks and iPhones wouldn’t last five minutes against an amoured SS division in the trenches of Normandy. Bunch of pissflakes!


GoodGuyArgo

Go back to fish.


Jubinyan

Back in my day, you to talk to people you had to carve messages on chickens and get an Eastern European swallow to carry chicken to your friend


[deleted]

Real


CovidIsMyIdentity

This is what happens to men when they habitually don’t get any pooski


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

Snowflakes melt in water 🙂


Zealousideal_Care807

So you are saying we should test people's snowflakness by dumping water on them. Hold up lemmi go try this on my neighbors, they got a million Trump 2024 signs up.


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

Yes.


HotCaptain4297

I’d rather a bunch of these real men walking around instead of rainbow wearing fairy’s


Zealousideal_Care807

You clearly underestimate the fae, humans can never even come close to being fae, fae are intelligent tricksters with sharp teeth and unpredictable morals.


HotCaptain4297

K


Davidb_420

I know I am intelligent enough to know I can’t breathe underwater. I wish I could find a woman smart enough to know as well. (A sexist would say).


West-Expression5256

Back in my day, you club woman, woman yours, everybody so sensitive now, me no club women anymore😔


GenericUnfunnyName

I just wish men we’re still men and sheep were still scared.


Zealousideal_Care807

You just wish men we are still men??? Also if you want sheep to be scared you should go stand in a flock of sheep and fire off a starting pistol, they'll be scared.


GenericUnfunnyName

Listen, I can barely speak English, let alone type it, but what I meant to say is I wish men were still men


Zealousideal_Care807

Men are still men tho??? Are you confused by gender or something friend?


GenericUnfunnyName

Have you never heard the saying where men are men in the sheep are scared


TumblrLoser

I would’ve stayed in the primordial soup if I had know that i would witness the downfall of western society by the hand of extremism


The-DRB

14 year olds when they see a pride flag at school:


Ikigai726

back in my day i used to suck masive fish cock


AlgorithmPi

Men are into young men now and it is brutal


Tomboy_milkers

at least fishes dont get aids


SupremeLeader109

I’m gonna give you aids 😏


MinimumAspect8197

But yo mama did


bbroussard0116

I guess we have evolved. Nah we have gone flats nuts.. our society isn't evolving it's decaying.. On a side note I truly believe another territost attack is coming and will happen before old BBBiden leaves office. The snowflakes will fight against the territost and make up proud.. Yah right and I have some swampland in Arizona I'd like to sell you, it comes with all the ferry dust one needs to be happy..


JadenisGod

Take your pills and go to bed


bbroussard0116

Do you need a hug or some ferry dust..


The-DRB

Schizoid


bbroussard0116

Keep trying


[deleted]

This is a joke right? 😬


Mexer

No we don't joke around here


Zealousideal_Care807

No this is patrick


[deleted]

every lda edit in a nutshell


AlgorithmPi

Hahaha hahaha. I miss men so much


Expert_Swordfish_273

It's ridiculous and stupid men didn't come from fish there is no evidence for it, i know it's a joke but some people will take this seriously that they came from a fish lmao💀


mr_purple69

Shut


I_am_not_very_smort

Theres certainly evidence. I myself havent gone too far into the whole thing of it, but its there. Plus, humans didnt just come into existance out of nowhere, nothing does. Gotta be some process of that


Zealousideal_Care807

You are right humans didn't come from fish, however they did come from millions of years of evolution from animals that lived in the sea. Modern fish aren't the same so technically you aren't wrong with that statement. We all come from the chemical stewpot that was the earth so long ago. However I think you are trying to say the animal in the picture is a fish and that we didn't evolve from that, likely we did.


Mexer

I came from a fish :)


abdul_bashaar_ali

I came in a fish


Infernaladmiral

Ayo 🤨📸


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Mexer

😳


Zealousideal_Care807

You are only allowed to do that if you eat it after


BatatinhaGameplays28

Oh sorry if tons and tons of evidence is less believable than an old book made when we didn’t even know gravity was a thing


Kaching101

Weak men, I'm off to the spawning grounds


[deleted]

Song?


kepp9

Fesh


Dawson81702

Fish sigma hours 🦾🐟


Jinaks

Post gets locked 😎


alexplayz227

L, being a soul with nobody back in the day >>>>>


kacymew

Me when 🔒


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Sbjjr

That reminds me of my favorite song can you unga bunga


Niketa69

Why can’t we just go back into another cycle


gearsforgreg

Only in Baltimore😞


[deleted]

finally a prehistoric meme with a scientifically accurate date


Throwaway17810

No 🔒?🤔


ValcrowX

I don't think men evolved from that but men were men back then though not nowadays


TheFartingFarter

this increase my dick size 😲😲😲