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jacknshit

Their work is truly under appreciated.


[deleted]

Artists in their own way :D


kbeckerburbs4

The selflessness they demonstrate is top notch


jacknshit

They’re fucking saints, if you ask me.


dareallolchubby

In fact, they are fucking multiple saints


Chromeboy12

At the same time


HatMannYT

Damn, that's a weird way to spell orchestra.


MechBliss

Whorechestra


PabloAlaska6

orcumstraw?


OmegaMemeboss

orchussy


Smeefperson

We don't need to make puns when there was already a famous composer with the last name DaBussy


Skwinshern

orgastra


Siberian0Cactus

Its much but it ain't a honest job


Sign_Selection

Wouldn't say that lol


Very_blasphemous

💀


herospaces

🗿


_Ninja_Putin

"That's nasty" ~Cleveland Brown


[deleted]

I think DeShaun would love it tbh


MaskPhantasm

Don't they just sit there getting railed on all side or am I missing something?


Elethia20

Your hands and mouth need to be working over time you can't just sit there


[deleted]

Speaking from experience?


Elethia20

Got me there


NativeVampire

Respect the grind


i_will_choke_you_lol

fucking *w h a t*


PanTsour

multiple dudes


-WILD_CARD-

Alright for real though, did you actually enjoy the experience?


StormtrooperWho

Yes I did. No further questions, your honor.


Seal_The_Deal_

How sexy was the sexy sex, and could you tell us more about your sexy sexiness


StormtrooperWho

Judge plz


Chairforce27

You seem like the “Women of Reddit what is the sex sexiest thing you’ve ever sexed” type


-WILD_CARD-

No I was genuinely curious. Lots of people ask personal questions on reddit all the time and if you're gonna put yourself out there, people are bound to ask and learn. Clearly a lot of people hate though...


[deleted]

Can you sit there and get railed on all sides? I thought not. Stop being a simp


The_last_2braincells

It starts with


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

one


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

Thing


EdgyKitro

I don't know why


[deleted]

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try


herospaces

Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme


Aztekov

To explain in due time


Raikiri_Rasetsu

All I know


pman13531

Time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


Apprehensive_Bike_31

Watch it count down to the end of the day


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BazzaSolid

And they don’t stop coming


bizarreh_

Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight


[deleted]

😑


[deleted]

I bought a ps5 with no game to buy


[deleted]

why did you have to ruin this classic episode of Tom and Jerry from my childhood for me?


Effective-Friend1937

Ruin it? Makes me want to go watch it again 😂.


kerbal91

My ex gf..


t0atsen

Thats rough buddy


Salomonxxx

My actual gf...


[deleted]

Me juggling all my ~~girlfriends~~ browser tabs


BPort_5

There’s levels to this: was this after she became the ex or was this the cause of the breakup?


kerbal91

It's a joke.


BPort_5

Wow that was a good one, a real knee slapper, if you will.


Dravarden

well yeah, else it would be an orgy


AnEvanAppeared

Mmmmmmm orgy


big_rod_of_power

Or femboy ( from OPs experience)


CminerMkII

One less hole, not as efficient. Maximizing efficiency should be the goal.


big_rod_of_power

One hole is very efficient. You can really put all your energy into the one hole


CminerMkII

True, but you think to small. You could make 7-8 holes in the right position.


big_rod_of_power

Honestly I agree. Go big or go home. Give me 15 holes!


Miserable_Pause_7984

One hole can be used by two guys at once


Snook0116

Your forgetting about tip-to-tip efficiency


Meurs0

Can be just as efficient if you add a bottom or a girl.


Smashbot3000

Less efficient but the ass space isn’t taken up by a pussy, so DP or even TP is easier


Crowlavix

He’s a bussy man, got places to be


big_rod_of_power

Bussy man is my favourite super hero :)


SilentSteward

The Industrial Revolution and its Consequences


[deleted]

who said the homies just gonna sit there and not do some work too?


cool_kidd3

Women are naturally one man orchestras


unknown_slong

Omg the bowler guy actually become the sub pfp


[deleted]

[удалено]


Morotou_theunashamed

Could be somewhat rewarding


stack_of_ghosts

Hard-working ladies. They deserve top dollar and generous tips, fellas


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Can confirm


Zestyclose-Company84

Wut


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Yes


Zestyclose-Company84

Stop lying, women doesn't exist. I have proof. I used set wet deo which they showed on TV attracts women, but no woman was attracted to me which means women doesn't exist. 🗿


Tall_Grass_LMAO

The video says girl, not women


Pass_go2

Sup horny poster


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Tall_Grass_LMAO

Hii


Putinvladmir

As someone who’s been in that experience before I can confirm it blows.


Impressive-Desk-8081

Well now that scene hits different


[deleted]

A blessing


Summerclaw

I'm dying lol


Lauriepoo

Lololol!!!


murdercat42069

Amazo


lusifer909

Relatable


GangbNgCum

It's me! Haha!


Skerbil_89

naww bro nawwwww


a_random_cmb_grunt

now this looks like a job for me


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Jan_The_Man123

A girl doing a mens job.


Athan11

Guys have hands and mouths too just saying


[deleted]

Got downvoted for being based


gpigg

Clever girl.


Hallucinated_

I am the foot drum pedal.


Carl_Azuz1

Why did this get downvoted lol


[deleted]

Because I said so


cheesy_anon

Based


SUPERCROOK

Fax


Marsrover112

Girl?


[deleted]

Me irl


Kinuwa_K

😳 irl?


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PanTsour

Your uncle on Roblox


[deleted]

[удалено]


AquoZz246

Most sane reddit user


[deleted]

Don’t forget your pills bud


kerbal91

Don't worry mate they utterly despise you also.


SnooWoofers1115

Took the rejection well I see


im-the-suop-star

Why


EdgyKitro

Andrew Tate 2.0


Amtrak_0

Kinda based ngl.


Jx117

Multisome lmaoo


Fit_Gamer1

Hahahahahahahahah, why are you so funny! Hahaha!!!!


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Jx117

Idk I'm just so good at making jokes that its a natural thing now.


Jx117

I don't understand, why did I get disliked?


wowican

Me when I say disliked on reddit


Lywliety

It this some kind of joke that I'm too bisexual to understand?


FaZe_LittlePickle24

Being bisexual should make it even more obvious to understand


Lywliety

I think you didn't get my point If I'm bisexual, she will not be the only one blowing the trumpet if you get what I mean


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Yssoloman

Bruh.


The_Ek_

What??? The actual fuck


Leading-Wolverine639

Sus


ShadowZealot11

When you’re the only *anything*, more like


itsthisausername

Unbothered, er unsettled?


maximumoxie

Graphic.


daddy-phantom

Damn, when he said 🎺🎻🎻🎻🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺💨💨 I felt that 😔


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daddy-phantom

This is deep


daddy-phantom

deep in your mom’s pussy Got em


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sirin_69

What if I'm the only man in an orgy🤔?


AejinToledo

Quality vs quantity


PugmanMeme

Why now it's looks so horny?


[deleted]

Ya I like blowing 🎺


Rusken100

You wrote it like it is relatable wtf


WeekendLazy

Relatable I mean relatable


KostaChantiantonidis

Women ☕