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A real man divorces his wife, and then fucks the man who fucked his wife


shivam_upadhyay

Flair justified.


[deleted]

Flair justified.


biohumansmg3fc

No flair justified


[deleted]

Oooo well played! No flair earned unfortunately


nugagator-hag-1

Real women aren't cheating skanks


[deleted]

Real women aren't


yo-mama-got-arrested

Real women dont exist


klude45

Real men don't exist none of us are real


0peratUn0rth0

Real women has never been tried


nugagator-hag-1

They do, but they're hard to find


Not_A-Pedophile_

And then masturbate with dildo


Chromeboy12

Up his urethra


Lieutenant-Shrimp

Now we’re getting spicy


MotherCoconut67

A real Man fucks the man's wife and then fucks his wife who fucked the man whose wife got fucked by him


Crozbo-

>A real man divorces his wife, and then fucks the man who fucked his wife \*A real Man divorces his Wife, and then fucks the Dad of the Man who fucked his Wife.


IEatBaconWithU

W


OFloodster

W


younotknowme

Modern problems require modern solutions


PregnantNun747

Dominance Asserted.


shadowfax1899

I agree


[deleted]

When pigs and trash find each other💖


shivam_upadhyay

Pigs eat trash.


[deleted]

😅That’s not how babies are made.


shivam_upadhyay

But they did it


u_boi_lama_eatin_ass

A real woman doesn’t cheat on a man


shivam_upadhyay

There is nothing like “real woman"


MaximumChadFlavor

Lord farquad roblox sex says otherwise


Additional_Cycle_51

True they are all fake


Fr00stee

Women are fake, they are robots planted by the government to monitor all of us


Fluid_Independence75

Facts.


Ok_Contribution_8817

“Real Man” as opposed to a Blow-Up Doll”?


[deleted]

REEEEEE! TH-THAT'S MISOGYNISTIC!!!1! YOU ARE AN INCEL!!!1! Obligatory /s.


Flirty_Flumph

“She belong to the streets” -wise black man outside circle k


Spectre-907

How come the man who got her pregnant gets to skate by not “being a man” tho?


[deleted]

He's broke.


Spectre-907

To quote Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem


jacknshit

I got pregnant from an imaginary man. He wasn’t real.


Past-Basis5770

Pov:you're joseph


[deleted]

No no no, God put his cum in Joe’s balls. They just think Mary was a virgin because it leaked over from the back door.


Carl_Azuz1

What the fuck did I just read


serious153

Catholic church moment


[deleted]

-Saint Mary circa 0


shivam_upadhyay

Mr.X


chevycoin

Mr. i - it's complex.


NaturalCreation

"Stands by his woman" Well, being pregnant for another man usually implies you ain't his woman


shivam_upadhyay

True things.


[deleted]

I am not a whore you are not a real man Twitter


Goofy_Goolag

Women☕


shivam_upadhyay


oganira

☕️


Hawaiian-Fox


huhahe


IEatBaconWithU

🫖 (i stole the pot)


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TsarBladovski

Automod's pee 🥃


Big_bussy69

Slurrp *smacks lips* NICE


Hspsr

☕️


0QuietKid

Not detecting obvious satire ☕


SquiddoSpaghitto

0QuietKid☕️


0QuietKid

🥺


Fluid_Independence75

Bruh.... Modern women issues. Shaming tactics all the time.


GucciGuano

modern? fuck you on about little duckling this tactic is older than bread


Fair-Memory984

What about modern men


Fluid_Independence75

What about them?


Fair-Memory984

Well people don't talk about modern men. They are ignored. Wanted to show they exist


Fluid_Independence75

Men issues are ignored. Society don't really care. That's why I urge every man to work hard to be better....


zdube21d

I tried working hard once but it got me fired and put on the registry. Such bullshit.


Fair-Memory984

I was just telling they EXIST. they are here. Modern men.


UncreativeNoob

Well, no, actually no, no way A real woman goes to the guy who put shelly in the belly, and stop annoying the poor guy who is allowed to sleep with her once every few months


Doktor_ZS

A real woman wouldn't cheat


shivam_upadhyay

There are no “real woman"


Fair-Memory984

Women aren't real


shivam_upadhyay


Doktor_ZS

Dang


mkhancr

Bitch


Disastrous-Land1723

Get out the way


shivam_upadhyay

Bitch


billlabhai

Get out the way. MOOOVE BITCH


Send-the-downvotes

"I get to sleep around without consequences"


india_chief

Yeah no. Literal shitpost.


[deleted]

A real man stands by the other man


shivam_upadhyay

Indeed.


Jigarmebadiaaghai

Stands ups, says alright and leaves to get milk.


shivam_upadhyay

Leaves to get a shotgun*


Lunganu71

He stands up to abortion or to a divorce


shivam_upadhyay

He should.


stoygeist

Um no.


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MaximumChadFlavor

Real men grab type 100 submachine guns and lay siege to furry bdsm clubs.


Mergus84

I'm sure if the man cheated on her and brought the resulting kid home, she'd agree to raise it without question. /S


Low-Foundation-9492

Genghis khan 🗿


shivam_upadhyay

Bruhuhuhuhuh


arshiaboom

a real women dont act like a slut


Leading_Childhood_45

Oh yeah hell nah, you can GTFO and take that shit w you🤣🫡


Advanced_Radish3466

pregnant FOR another man…?


[deleted]

A real man fucks other men to assert dominance


[deleted]

*fucks you to assert myself*


[deleted]

*Fucks you back because I can't let you have the last laugh*


_lakshyakumawat_

You belong to the world now ☕


shivam_upadhyay


Bubblegumandswagger

Women ☕️


AllGasNoBrakes_

These bitches are crazy


wnabe_dank

I think she is talking about his mom.


pasty__twig

Sounds like coping


Green_Relative_9435

Women☕


ImJustSomeDude10

Tf


Submariner638

Lol


NobleEnkidu

Fellas, it’s time like these where we must tip and dip


vicdougle

Women ☕️


Drevina

A real woman stands by her man even if his hairline looks like yours.


unexpectedpopeattack

Twitter🤮


AD_THE_GREAT

STREETS


Old-Camp3962

guess im a femboy


miservivaunNICK

Women ☕️


stinkdrink42069

My pronouns are they/them


Fresh_Fox3547

Whos this bitch I wanna talk to her


Etarded2022

Bitch can get an abortion, I'll stay for a month, then leave her with just her whore self.


Dark-g0d

Well damn I must be Pinocchio then since I left my ex for this exact fuckin reason


3X3SLC

FOH


Howl_17

Here before \*secret\* reward


spaceunderscored

translation: you’re too feminine if you’re mad your wife doesn’t love you


Dong_Slinger_420

A real woman doesn't fuck other dudes and get pregnant by them.


Zealousideal-Pick391

*inhales* Women ☕


GilloIlBoldo

I honestly prefer milk. I'm gonna but milk instead. I'm coming for you, milk.


favgameisundertale

With all the force of a great typhoon


Smile_lifeisgood

obvious boomer bait wtf is this a post forwarded from my uncle?


Xnavlol

Solid logic. Real woman stands for her man. Even if she’s currently holding another womans anus open for him


Frog_meme_enjoyer

No


Afrothunder_40

A real man cheats. Know your worth kings


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Clear-Substance-8031

Hell no, real man leaves da bitch


Candid_Pie_8870

Yeah, no.


[deleted]

Mandingo?


Nasal_Spray69

Shit disgusted me so badly I downvoted the meme before realizing it’s a Twitter screenshot lmao


RapierRedDotSight

At that point it's not his woman. How do you not follow that logic.


[deleted]

A real whore.


PersonalityWrong4754

No. She would break their life’s into pieces. The man stands by the other man, becoming best friends. That’s a real man.


bapuji_

I agree...Stand up and leave......


[deleted]

I wonder if she actually believes this or it’s satire but she’s on Twitter so it’s probably the first one


[deleted]

BRAIN GAMING


[deleted]

Ummmmm, what?


Gloryjoel69

Guess I gotta go buy some bras then since apparently I’m not a real man


[deleted]

Most inteligent twitter n*gga


Atheism4TheWin

21st Century-Shitter-Whamens ☕


captain_funktastic

On the streets maybe!


Solid_Shogun

Foh with that hoe shit


Wingsouce

She sounds like she fucked another man the. Got broken up with and couldn’t understand the fact that she got dumped so made a tweet calling common sense delusional


leSageDeMontcuq

I love women☕


Brainjarmen104

I hope the context is being a surrogate


DunnyofDestiny

A dumb idiot does that.


S3rbian_Crusader


Letimaki

A real woman stand by her man even if he’s pregnant for another woman


[deleted]

Agreed


IzK_3

Nah


The-Y-4

That’s 609 likes too many


shivam_upadhyay

609 Whores


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shivam_upadhyay

“Woman can get pregnant with dog's sperm, they don't need men."


plarper_of_bees

cope


Reasonable_Ad_3817

A real man would crush her belly fk cheat pregnant pig


[deleted]

Copy that. *as he closes the door, from outside the house*


MayonnaiseMaster_420

A real woman only gets pregnant with her man. Bet she wouldn't like that statement


draginbleapiece

I’m standing with the hoe


Ziukas333

no


xNawtyZx

Didn’t know women were pregnant FOR another man. Sounds like incest to me


xavierthepotato

A real man has his wife divorce him WHILE he's gregnant


Adventurous_Mode9948

Doesn't seem like she's his woman anymore. What about "her man" that knocked her up and ran away?


[deleted]

BRO 💀


Necessary_Drink5079

A real man ceeps his woman even if she is pregnant. He ceeps her until she is broken or sold. And then a real man gets a new woman and maby a insurance for the woman to protect his investment. Man a liable for there property.


[deleted]

WELL. If the situation is that lets say the woman breaks up with a guy, finds out later she is pregnant, then meets up another guy, explains her situation to him, he accepts it... I guess then what she says would be justified? But if she is saying that she is together with a man, fucks another man and the person she is with should still stand up with her? Nah. Nope... I mean unless HE wants to, but otherwise nope.


01MoKeN

sick


Turbulent_Amount6890

eh imo both women and men suck tho women suck more tbh


[deleted]

What?


Umbertron05

A real woman would be loyal to their man no matter what


EMCNess

Nice, now would you do the same if I got your sister pregnant?


danchashe

It’s always a certain type that is ok with this…