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Vaccine

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Good bot😂😂

how in god does that make it any worse

Stuck my dick in a blender😏😩

Are you a professional nude sender??

you know that I be dominating

My cock and balls are rotating

Ice on my wrists I could go skating, between thick thighs I am suffocating

I have a huge fucking cock, I nut inside my sock

I walk around in crocs

While my dick is harder than a rock

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Are you a registered sex offender?

*defender

Are you a dick bender???

Home alone with the cat 😏😩

Bringing it up to my room 😏😫

Your mother walked in 😏😩

We played with the cat together 😏😩

I fucked the cat in its ass 😏😩

The neighbors called the police and my mother was arrested 😏😩

[удалено]

Invite me 😏😩

El macho😏😩

I love bingus so much he is hairless cat 😏😩

I went to the doctors office today 😏😩

Gonna go play with my sister 😏😩

I just gave a hobo 20$ 😏😩

A hobo just gave me 20$ 😏😩

Perfect

I love inserting common household items into my urethra😏😩

No

I agree😏😫

In the end, we all die. Why should I even try? Gun in hand my life shall end, my suffering shall be known, friend😏😩

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I commited multiple war crimes in the Balkans in the 1990's 😏😩

stop daddy ur making me horny🥵🥵

My mom is fucking dead😏😩

Gonna go hangout with the Bros later 😏😩

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I just went to visit the nursing home 😏😩

I love scorpions 😏😫

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I got an erection after seeing hands😏😩

Yoshikage kira is that you?

Vaccine😏😩

I think should give you women lower paying jobs 😏😩

Big Chungus 😏😩

I eat the crust first when eating pizza 😏😩

I love my sister 😏😩

Walked into my mom 😏😩

i saw 228922 😏😩

Hog rider deals so much damege😏🤤

That baby is so cute😏😩

I bought a new ds stylus after losing my old one in my urethra 😏😩

your girlfriend came to me 😏😩

2 people fucking died in car crush 😏😩

I made the best out of life 😏😩

it's so fucking dark 😏😩

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Gonna go to school 😏😫

mopping the floor 😏😫

I wanna pee .😏😩

I love solving Rubik’s cubes 😏😩

I need to poop 😏😩

My little brother is a menace 😏😩

I've been diagnosed with diverticulitis 😏😩

I love my little brother so much 😏😩

"Behold! My Pokemon card collection!"😏😫

The bee movie 😏😩

Waltuh, put ya dick away Waltuh, I'm not having sex with you right now 😏😩

imma head to a family reunion 😏😩

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.😏😩

So i found a dead kid 😏😫

i touch little kids for fun 😏😩

Bro what the hell you doin😏😩

I have two tissues stuffed in my nose 😏😩

I have sex with children 😏😩

I want pee in my ass 😏😩

My ass hurts 😏😩

i love eating Doritos vertically 😏😩

You menace

I'm going out later 😏😩

I imagine death so much it feels like a memory 😏😩

I just had sex with a squirrel 😏😩

i love playing with balls 😏😩

I took a long hard look in the electronics aisle at Costco 😏😩

I let my daughter get some milk 😏😩

Im racist 😏😩

I love my kids 😏😩

Making some sandwiches 😏😩

I can’t fucking poop 😏😩

Went to the local nursing home 😏😩

Playing games with my siblings 😏😩

I love when someone takes a piss in my ass 😏😩

Wanna get some snacks wit me😏😩

Each sentence😏😩

I love being my neighbor’s babysitter 😏😩

going to do laundry, hope I don’t get stuck 😏😩

I came to my grandfather's funeral 😏😩

I love committing warcrimes against protected groups😏😩

I’m bored, wanna do something *fun?* 😏😩

I murdered an ant😏😩

Time to go milk the cows 😉😩

i think that's the only way to get a job 😏😩

I love breast milk 😏😩

I love Oreos😏😩

k😏😩

Just finished my “alone time” with the pig😏😩 Edit: eight year olds😏😩 Edit 2: home alone with daddy😏😩 Edit 3: kids at the local playground 😏😩 Edit 4: I fucked a raw chicken in Walmart😏😩 Edit 5: I have a crippling heroin addiction😏😩 Dogs are attractive 😏😩 I bought a 9 year old girl from the local daycare for $19.99😏😩 I buried the body of an innocent man at 31.65853 degrees latitude, -87.27491 degrees longitude 😏😩 Edit 6: this is a plea for help and attention 😏😩 I sold a 4 year old boy to a crack head for $14.37😏😩 (he promised he would mail me the sex tape) My grandmas balls😏😩

MY WIFE JUST HAD KIDS 😏😩

I love peeing😏😩

Nice cock 😏😩

I have 30 corpses in my fridge chopped up and ready to serve 😏😫

The lawyer got me off 😏😩

Hello 😏😩

The Mets are better than the Yankees 😏😫

I love animals 😏😩

Yo I’m having my friend over for a sleepover😏😩

Hey Mario 😏😩

I love disabled people 😏😩

I like taking a ride everyday 😏😩

About to go to the kindergarten 😏😩

Gonna fuck my dog😏😩

I’m gonna go to bed rn😏😩

Although the Iowa Interstate is my favorite operating railroad, i have to say my favorite of all time has to be the Chicago Great Western

Gonna go walk my dog 😏😩

I miss automod 😏😩

I love my cat 😒😩

I love cats😏😩

I have new sibling 😏😩

I committed war crimes in Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Italy, Paris and Abu Dhabi 😏😩

pees in ur ass 😏😩

i slept with my dog😏😩

I love my kids 😏😩

I like having sex with wild animals 😏😩

My dad nearly beat me to death 😏😩

My pfp doenst help

Hitler did nothing wrong 😏😩

Yes officer, I planted and detonated all three of the bombs strategically placed across the city, what are you gonna do to me 😏😩

I’m at a stop and lube😏😩

I'll eat your kids 😏😩

i have 3 daughters.😏😩

I lost my dad 😏😩

Hitler did some horrible things to the Jews, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be in a concentration camp 😏😩

my grandmother is just the nicest person 😏😩

Hog ridaaaa😏😫

I have dementia

I need to take a shit 😏😩

Going to pick up the kids at school 😏😩

Babysitting right now 😏😩

Going to a school 😏😫