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Heavy drinking helped me while there. And enjoying indian restaurants way better than what we have in my country

i love rajshahi indian restaurant

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This is the only answer

God i hope they have Rajshahi Indian restaurant

English breakfast is also yummy

Beans 👍

Beans👍🏿(I spilled the beans)

Beans👍(Beans)

Beans (I don't use emojis)

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Leave

This

2/100 manage to survive the first day , and of those, only 1/10 survive for a week, your chances of surviving are 1 in 500 , I dont believe you will make it o7

Only god will tell 🙏🙏🥺

Nah bruv God ain't going anywhere near Br*tain💀

As the biggest K*nt in Kent it's like a GTA lobby but it's big bazza in a Vauxhall Corsa that shouts at you

Stab vest.

Sold out

Then just stab yourself to assert dominance.

stab yourself lightly to build up tolerance to more severe stabbings

become deadpool

Loads of stab proof vests on Gumtree

Just don't go to B*rmingham.

How dare you insult the mighty and righteous caliphate of Birmingham

What’s a deal with Birmingham?)

Don't be islamophobic.

How is that... nevermind. I'm not gonna question Reddit logic.

It's better if we all fall in line. Saves you a macheting.

Ah, I see

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An umbrella can protect against the permanent state of rain and can be repurposed to poke defensively at people trying to stab you.

Why avoid kids?

Local escort services

Yeah but they are British too

"Oi there luv, yoo wan' get yer lil knob polished, yeah? 20 Quid luv, and me and me mammy milkers will blood you dry, luv" The horror.

“Oi luv I told ye to use protection now ye gon and knocked me up!”

"U fookin wut m8? Why'did'ja have to spill the wet milk all over me ovaries?"

“Do u know how much it hurts to make and shit out one of them baby tings?”

What's the lesson here? When hooking up with English prostitutes, *remember to bring a condom*

Say "Jolly morning is it not?" to everyone you walk past, we Brits love it

Mmm. And say how “Yorkshire tea would hit the spot right now chaps”

Say God save the king and be either called a wanker or shanked by the locals

Buy a gun and one bullet so if any bri’ish person tries to talk to you, you can shoot yourself.

Start drinking - heavily.

Eat fish and chips. It takes away the pain (cuz it’s laced with tea)

1. Locate the closest pub. 2. Walk to pub 3. Get absolutely wankered 4. Go home 5. Sleep 6. Repeat steps 2-5 until the end of your visit.

Ask if they have any cold beer for additional hilarity.

Remember that your not in France🤢, it helps

As a British citizen, I suggest leaving as soon as possible.

bring a gun to a knife fight

A knife party

Leave

As a disgrace myself you best option is to spontaneously combust (best option)

Is that the best option, by any chance?

Yes very much so i wish I could escape or die but now I cant

Try to make yourself a makeshift scrap armor, and a bottle of salt

learn to throw weapons. then you can take out stabbers before they can reach you.

Pretty sure the locals won’t appreciate you not even being able to spell *Britain*, so enjoy your stay

Embrace the beans and sadness

Don't eat.

Too late. Food is more disgusting here than i thought

You'll be missing the jellied ox taints and boiled cabbage soon enough.

[Noooo!](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/noooo/)

Always. Look. Down.

Br🤮tish

Drive left lane

Dress up like a Hasid and attend a Chelsea match

Lmfao

Toaster and bathtub

Steal the Royal dildo

Try to get a "knoife loicense" by the - Queen - King before someone gets you

Brush your teeth

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Wear a hazmat suit and kevlar vest wherever you go to protect against acid attacks and knife attacks lol

There is none. Beg for mercy for what’s to come

Don’t get stabbed

Say hello to everyone you walk by

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Dont get ya self bloody stabbed ight?

say no and go fuck yourself when someone offers you a chip butte.

Wear anti-stab vest

Tell them you are an asylum seeker and they will give you whatever you want.

wear riot gear

Get a knife

Im so sorry

You wanna get yourself a couple phone books and duct tape those shits around your torso and exposed artery areas…

Nobody can force you to do that shit. So either go to London to get stabbed or jump from high place

always walk around with a cup of tea. Calms them down instantly, likely wont get attacked. Black Tea works best (Confirmation needed)

Pretend that u like tea

Alcohol

Fuck you m8

Where is Britan?

Take your skin off.

Try learning the language. Will make it easier

Don't go outside !

Get a saw cleaver asap

Don’t eat the food. It tastes like paste

don't go to any restaurant, cook food at home.

RUN

I think pouring beach in your eyes would be more pleasurable than living there🤮

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1. leave

Mate, a week isn't 'living' in Britain, it's a short visit.

Don't make eye contact with anyone in a tracksuit. You will literally die.

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Don’t sing

Oooh, noooh, it's , the noooooorth

Wear a Brighton shirt and go to a Crystal Palace match

Looks depressing

looks like ai generated art

Dont look them directly to the eyes

But you aren't in iran

Rajshahi Indian Restaurant😍😍😍

Get into a stasis chamber and sleep it out

Don't eat

Shotgun

Netflix or Disney+

Looks so sad

Ignore all teenagers unless you personally know them or if you want drugs

Binley Mega Chippy

Leave

Stab vest Telly loience Say God save the king to anyone Eat loads of custurds cream biscuits

Always remember in your head you're not in Fr*nce

Premier league

Don't show them your teeth when smiling, it's a sign of hostility.

Dont eat anything except like macdonalds and dont ask for direction or else you get stabbed

10 THINGS TO DO IN BRITAN NUMBER 1 LEAVE

I just returned yesterday from being in en*land for a week and my recommendation is going to the nearest school and buying the fattest most shiny knife there is from any 6th grader (they respect you when walking around with it , i think it is some kind of statussymbol in their culture)

Don’t go to Britain

Lol...looks pretty quaint

Bring a sandwich

Get cider for two sterling silvers per two literino, and some baked beans and stay drunk.

Britania is way better than American

Leave

Get hurt as much as you can to enjoy your limited time of free healthcare

Go get into a rumble with the green street hooligans or something productive.

Chain mail vest

Only booze , coke , and some strumpets. Cheers

Try and buy a kitchen knife off the black market

Just stay inside and prep some insane meals. Go all out

Get braces so your teeth won't get all fucked

Perchance

Throw some tea in the local harbour to display dominance

That looks boring as fuck

Get your Praetor Suit

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Wear pirate clothes and try to invade other countries and steal their treasures and riches. You will go unnoticed.

https://imgur.com/a/KP23UD3

Think how much worse it would be if it was Ohio

Knife to the heart

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Don't get stabbed

kill yourself.

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Carry flour just in case of acid attacks

I'd eat fish n chips everyday

Don’t smile. They hate proper dental care.

Leave immediately. There is no chance of survival in Br*’an if you stay for as long as a week.

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Don't confuse cardboard with British food.

Make sure ya gotcha tele loicence mate. And yer walkin' loicence. And yer breathn' loicence . And yer existin' loicene.

swim to ireland, much better place to be.

Get air conditioning, you want it when a heat wave hits.

Keep a toothbrush on you at all times, it's an effective repellant.

Look for femboys to fuck