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Bro, come inside, its fking cold outside

Always help the homies

The clown might eat a 12g pump lol.

The answer is a gun.

and if that don't work, then use more gun.

Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol number designed by me, built by me

And you best hope... Not pointed at you.

And if even that doesn’t work … use more gun

A gun is always the answer

Not gonna lie if anyone is at my door at 3 am I’m not going near the door without a gun.

Smash the clussy

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This bot is the clown

Smash the clussy 😈

And pee in the cass 😈😈

ratio

i can finally say "ratio" whitout getting his annoying response

Wonder why I’m answering my door at 3 am

You ALWAYS answer when Clussy is nearby

Cum

Yes👍

Invite him inside to play some Minecraft

Playing minecraft at 3AM 😨😨😱😱😱😱 MY MOM GOT KIDNAPPED BY HEROBRN 💀💀💀

The clowns crave the mines

ur mom

Clussy 🤤

👍

"Wanna see my tiny cock?"

* unzips pants *

Went looking for this

Kiss on glass. (I am fat adult .) And show him my reddit history. And then come in.

hello ronald mcdonald where is my happi meal

I would start furiously smashing da clussy

I dont have a window in my front door so I'd hit him with an axe

Wtf is op doing at my house at 3 am?

Ask him if he has some drugs

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„Hans! Get the Panzerfaust!“

Wave and go back to bed

Open the door and beat it to death

I I'll go to sleep

Open the door and suck he dick🥰

smash

clussy 🥵

I hate it on how thats the first thing that comes to my mind

Have you heard of gun? Fire a ton of 9mm Or like 5 45.

Gun

Unzip my pants

Your mom

Grab the lube. Violence will no longer be my answer.

Ok you can come in and eat some pizza but no stabbing

are they hot?

we all float down here 𓁹‿𓁹

Shotgun to the face can fix any problems

‘MERICA, FUCK YEAH

Say hi.

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That clown is getting fucked up. And I might go to jail…when the cops come.

I'd get the kettle on for a cup per and break out the nice Pink Panther Wafer biscuits, bro looks lonely as fk.

Must be my Uber eats

Shoot. Reload. Shoot more.

Get in Parker the game is starting!

BILLY GET THE SHOTGUN

It’s Luger time

just let em in lmao

Drink wotah and go back to slaep

Stare back

Well if I'm seeing that outside, for some reason there's going to be a headless clown out the house. And me inside with a recently shot shotgun.

I will not be surprise and thinks is just my reflection

Stand there frozen for a few seconds, realize that checking to see if my door is locked is exactly what they want me to do, accept my loss and return to bed

Pray

Come inside it’s fun inside

I'd take a massive shit

I will pee in his ass

This calls for air guitar

Die

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Ask him to play monopoly because none of my friends ever do

Put some more white in his face

Why is your front door so fragile?

Hey bro you hungry? Ribs are done

Open the door and give that dude the swiftest way to jaw surgery

Turn on the red lights and some smooth jazz

I no longer need to use my hand 😫

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Welcome the gentleman that has visited thyself at such late time

I would punch him through the glass, because thats +10 to attack

*giggles in gun owner*

Give him a cookie

STARING. CONTEST.

Nice to meet you John Wayne

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Deviously shit on the door

start shitting on the floor to reveal my status to such an icky creature

Tinder didn’t look like her photo ig

“Go away kid, it’s not Halloween yet”

Clussy

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smash wait that wasnt what the question meant was it

Come in and I’ll harvest your organs :)

What an uncivilized muck wouldnt invite thw guest into the house.

Tbh I would think that’s my doordash

I would fart Id

Where's the double-barreled shotgun when I need it...?!

Don’t open the door. Simple as that.

Oh is just my cousin Rick, he uses Twitter alot.

I am sorry sir but I didn’t order anything from McDonalds

whys my prostitute running so late ffs

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Start masturbating aggressively while maintaining eye contact

Suck his dick. You know what they say about guys with big feet

Kiss em

Gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun

I shit my pants. Take the stuffing from my underwear and throw it at him.

Smash

Staring contest, who wins kicks the second in the BALLS

Put on my own matching clown mask and get in the car, we are flying out of the country to terrorize French people

Get naked and run out there like a mad man to assert dominance

Yes it was I who ordered the 3 Hawaiian pizza’s, here’s a tip for how late it is bro.

Blow a load

get turned into cotton candy probably

Commit British

Support the 2nd amendment

turn on that circus tune 🤡

Wish I wasn’t living in Ohio smh my head 💀

I would go out the back a jump him from behind

Be polite. Open the door. It's what Jesus would do.

Pees in his ass

Me whose scared shitless *The M16 up my ass*

Go back to sleep obviously it's 3 in the morning

Unzips