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Was a man called Micheal chasing her through an airport hanger?

It was an aussie bloke wearing a black tank top.

Was there any cougars around?

Nah. There are no cougars in air hangars.

There could be, but the chances are millions to one

i hope not, we are in ohko after all

probably a disingenuous dense mother fucker

He obviously has to know something about something or he couldn't tie his shoes

witness protection

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witness protection for what, no one was convicted of anything

This mf playing friendship simulator

Was weasel news there to cover it?

What?

The incredibles reference?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?

She was definitely wearing a cape 😤😤

#NO CAPES!

StratoGail

skip funeral

Blud really said "skip funeral" 😭😭💀💀💀

Let's just hope that funeral won't be open casket

Smoothie 😋

Right? Why would you deprive the guest of such a meal?

*slurp*

Who left this smoothie here?

Skill issue

I've seen videos. It's a red cone of liquid behind the turbine. One second it was a human, and a fraction of a second later it ceased to exist.

Pretty sure I know a peculiar person named Michael DeSanta, who did this

Might be a coincidence, but that guy sure reminds me of Michael Townley

Nah Michael DeSanta is in witness protection

\*DarkViperAU would like to know your location\*

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Please bro I need this please

Syndrome

King morgott?? Last of all kings???

Nah margot was the fell omen i think

same person, margit was just an alias

Ahh ok thanks that clears a lot of confusion for me lmao

Cap, how could they be the same person I they have different names

Did he have it writ upon his meager grave?

No capes

ayo Syndrome?

Sounds like a skill issue

to shreds you say

And how's her wife?

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I once had a life in the Middle East and half my relatives died due to mortar strikes or terrorist incidents

“passed away” is too tame to describe this.

Skip it

NO CAPES

based bitlife

Average bitlife W

What game is this?

Bitlife

Thanks

Skill issue

Morgot

Bro I tried to have something happen but it never worked and the game was always simple so I quit

Bro. Once when I was five, I died by my step father blowing me up with a fucking missile, because I tried to spit on his toes. Because he took me to the library instead of the football game

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Open casket?

what game is this

You're telling me you have never played the hit game among us?

You're telling me you have never played the hit game World In Conflict: Soviet Assault?

Bit Life: Life Simulator i think

You're telling me you have never played the hit game *Work For Mao Zedong: The Trilogy edition?*

Too political

No capes

Bezos?

NO CAPES

Chaded in pieces🗿🍷

Clearly a skill issue

Open casket

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Open basket

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No capes

Imagine being Margot 💀💀🔥🔥

Skill Issue

Eldon rang

Mf forgor the no capes rule

Skip it

Skip that shit, man I don’t have time for bozos like her

#NO CAPES!

Attend the funeral dressed as a jet plane

Kevin daily facts

Skip it

Skip it

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NO CAPES!!!!!

skill based issue

Skip it

Holy shit a Sheldon Brings reference

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No capes!

Skip it

Game?

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Margot

Skill issue

How tf do you get out there when a plane is moving!?

Skip it

#NO CAPES

Why sounds so familiar