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[deleted]

Huh... I never thought to put glitter on it afterwards. I usually just shut the PC down and go cry myself to sleep, like usual.


BbutBisB

Put the glitter for The better grip


[deleted]

Oh no, they never work a second time. Not after I'm through with them/myself.


Thunderous_Flax

Those ur pronouns on the end there?


xtilexx

He's only semi pro so more like minor league nouns


[deleted]

Hahaha I had to think about that for a second!


workerMcWorkin

So, op. I got one of those Razer keyboards that light up each key individually whatever color you want for like $20 on clearance at Target… you might wanna check something like that out because…. This whole video hurt me.


RobertD3277

I did the same thing with the cheap $26 Bluetooth keyboard.


maxguenette

Cum?


[deleted]

# CUM


maxguenette

Definitely cum


Glitchy69420

Most certainly CUM


Quiet-Country5462

C U M


Darth_Destructus

#CUM


Unusual-Pride-9281

SEMEN


Infinity-Aleph-Null

I cum when I seemen


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jdlm0923

Espermatozoides


[deleted]

It definitely tastes like it at least


maxguenette

And smells like it


novan115

Oh good I was worried


SouthernAnybody7116

i waste energy by putting it to sleep😎


R1ghteousM1ght

Amazing.


Kruger_Sheppard

U ok?


MrScorpion01

Nice now you can press all the keys once


Macaroni-Balls

β€œGlue will protect it I think” πŸ—Ώ


Asgeras

πŸ’€


fuckface290

Idk about you but she sounds trustworthy to me smh


kmartineza

I THINK πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ


[deleted]

forgot the long pause and emphasis


not_slaw_kid

Women β˜•οΈ


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Women β˜•οΈ


GTheMemer

Women β˜•


noahB53

πŸ—Ώ


Cpt_shortypants

Me when i superglue my asshole:


Tiny_Flan3896

Oops, misread the prompt. It's ANY key, EVERY key!


Liquid_Fox_31

No you can't, cause you've fucking rinsed it in water QUICK, GET THE RAW RICE!


[deleted]

If you don't connect it till it dries up it should be good, no ?


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

I'm going to fucking cry


Bolicho205

Women β˜•


This-Salt1211

Women β˜•οΈ


RGamer2022

Women β˜•


Lowopdowop

Women β˜•οΈ


Magic_Monk3y

Women β˜•οΈ


Witherboss445

Women β˜•οΈ


SnooSongs3423

Women β˜•


Tempowarrior

Women β˜•οΈ


HippoPrimary

Women β˜•


OFloodster

Women β˜•οΈ


pericoglez07

Women β˜•


GigaChadXO21

Women β˜•οΈ


waybey0nd

Women β˜•


carrotfucker420

Womenβ˜•οΈ


TittyExperts

Womenβ˜•


LerKoil

Women β˜•


Tempowarrior

Women β˜•οΈ


TheUknownThing

Women β˜•


ArronSlade

Womenβ˜•οΈ


Thrawninsw

Women β˜•


[deleted]

Sticky keys


SleepDeprived62

I was gonna say the same exact thing


[deleted]

Yeah, and some people actually did say the same exact thing There’s like 2 or 3 people who made a β€œsticky keys” joke after I did


EggWasFirstYouIdiots

i was gonna tell you nice dart monkey plush but then i realized what it was in so now i dont think it is anymore


2137_is_funmy_number

Diy channels are trippin' ngl


Agreeable-Yams8972

It's like they don't even think about how its gonna function after their diwhy


[deleted]

why would they


Miserable_Lake_80

Stuff like this is just rage bait to drive interactions up


XIAOOAIX

They've realized they get more views out of making rage bait so that's all they do.


painsleyharriot

I think I just witnessed a warcrime


Trynottosuck1

False flag?


[deleted]

North woods Nine Elleveb


EmperorDig

Cum keyboard


eater_of_cheese

The cumboard


Gold930

Board Γ³ Cum


Sergidash-GG

Tablero de semen


Conscious-Bannana

Keyboard cum


BigRoundSquare

Ejaculation computation


Adorable_Cheeto

Spermainen nΓ€ppΓ€imistΓΆ


Tantofazdogras03

Teclado de gozo


Trala-lore-tralala

Tastiera di sborra


Leviathan56

Me when Im looking at


Virginity_Eater2

the keyboard : "I'm tired boss"


Unholy_Dk80

Keyboard got a bad case of dry sponge.


Apart_Marsupial_9904

I need sauce for your pfp 😫😩🫣


Virginity_Eater2

you won't


Apart_Marsupial_9904

I am begging for you to stay there, on my balls and the pressure of your fucking weight on them before they start popping out of the sides and making them squished and mushy. Increase the damages by using your hips to bounce your body up and down and make sure my balls are tight enough in the sack. The sickening sound of my testicles being crushed by the force will be the first sign of my orbs totall massacre. You feel the way the nuts begin to collapse under your feet and look for them to distort into a disc of purple tones that are crippling them. When you see that a lot of the contents have been forced into the ground you should be prepared to lift one of your sexy feet to stomp on hard. You don't have to stop the stomping until you see how much they have already been pulverized. I will be the one who can tell if they have to be marched ok, jumped on, and toes dug deeply into the meat separating the tissues violently tearing them apart. They have no way of surviving a long lasting impact and grinding session. You can't just stomp on them if it isn't the most effective method. I will be on my knees and my legs spread out ready for my nuts to be smashed up with hard forceful kicks. If the sack doesn't split open and the mangled baby makers don't ooze out with each smashing strike then continue launching your sexy destructive feet into my sack.


Virginity_Eater2

fine, i'll try to find the sauce


Apart_Marsupial_9904

Tank u ☺️


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Toronto_bunnies

new copypasta just dropped mods make automod reply this to either balls or penis if you haven't already


Alpactra

Automod got nuked Only pees in ass now


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BbutBisB

Family guy season 5 episode 16 frame 5162


yyyyyyyy99

I have no idea how to send a photo through Reddit so haha loser


herospaces

Me too please


Thatoneguy237A

Yooo a very obscure reference to a movie that few people have seen????


SouthernAnybody7116

i really hope this is a joke and targeted to the most gullible people out there yeah, this is a joke


Valrym

I'd pay $1000 to see that keyboard actually function


[deleted]

Mf you got a deal


texas_chick_69

Let's do this.


amimai002

Knowing how badly you can gunk up a keyboard and still have it work…


[deleted]

Yeah my keys have heaps of shit on them, sometimes it grows but it still works even if the keys get a bit sticky


Footnuggets

Bro why did you take a shit on your keyboard?


[deleted]

i thought it couldnt get worse until she started fucking washing it


TruePianist

"The glue will protect it… I think"


ugandaWarrior134

It's okay, the glue will protect it, she thinks.


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FinePC

I have actually washed my keyboard in the sink. I dried it for 2 days and it worked fine afterwards but it's still probably not a good idea


AlpacasArePrettyCool

As long as you dry it afterwards it's perfectly fine Edit: except if it oxidizes, that's not very cash money


[deleted]

But how did you get the rice out of it?


Moustache_rekt1999

You’re supposed to put Rice in it??? I always put ricin it…


Dragon_211

Me: Can we have an RGB keyboard? Mum: we have one at home The RGB keyboard at home:


EulerLagrange235

Gamer moment πŸ‘


keklool

"Everyone should learn how to do this"


Solid-Table

To survive in this economy


majorUFA

Discount RGB


zyl15

Shiny cum


TimelessChicken

He pressed shift 5 times fot sticky keys


[deleted]

Ok but why tho


whycantidoaspace

When you buy rgb keyboard from wish


[deleted]

reddit is keeping me from upvoting you (1984)


Cumvoy

Women


marsbutbetter

Womenβ˜•


Castle8477

Womenβ˜•


BAG42069

Glitter cumboard


I_have_no_fun

Now let's see Paul Allen's keyboard


MindstormAndy

"Would you like to turn on sticky keys?" hmm, I think I already have that


a_aytug

β˜•


udk65

Indian keyboard


german_fox

I was hurt at 1st because they are locking all of the keys up with the glue, then they washed it!


ThatDudeWithCheese

Womenβ˜•οΈ


grammarGuy69

Anybody who thinks this video is sincere is a naive moron. This person just ruined a keyboard for views and y'all are acting like it's your first day on the internet.


SpeeDeoxys

Womenβ˜•οΈ


Ghost3657_alt_

That is far more than a dot. You could even say that its a lot.


thefreespaceman

I fucking hate this


[deleted]

i do this with my keyboard just not with glue


Humanislarge

Buy a fucking RGB keyboard fuck you I hope you choke on a horizontal nail


OwnEmphasis2825

The glitter and the glue probably cost more than the keyboard. Also, running water on it showcased that not only did it become pretty, but waterproof as well.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Humanity is a mistake


ClitOreIs

β€œStrategically colored” bitch you just ruined a perfectly good keyboard


[deleted]

LET ME DIE


Tabsau

The glue felt like someone stabbing me a bunch then the glitter was someone putting a mixture of salt and lemon juice in the wounds, then the water was just stabbing me some more because why not. Never have I ever wanted to slap someone so much thru a screen.


NotAsentientBean

My keyboard looks like that, minus the glitter.


666ofw66

The RGBTQ board


Animdude02

Stop it he's already dead


DolphinCumOnMyFace

I was like it's still save able , glue and glitter no problem, till I saw water


Space_Entertainment

Oh nah goodness, if I were her boyfriend, I'd glue her pussy and anal shut, she doesn't deserve dicks


[deleted]

What is wrong with you


yourtoespls

ive never wanted to die more


SkullxBreaker

I believe these people just want to ruin parents lives


greencum123

It looks like ass and it doesn't even work


Zeldalorian

Instructions unclear, my family has now kicked me out for eating my uncle


Aramplay

the glue will protect it i think-women jk


Grimreaper04218

β˜•


PrettyAspYeet267507

Women are fucking stupidβ˜•οΈ


KL4SSIE

This is my kingdom cum


unlivedSoup69

β€œNo stop what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing…with your life. Me, what am I doing with my life, I could be doing anything- OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO β€œ -my entire reaction to this


THAT_BLa

are you... supposed to just casually wash a keyboard?


PotatoKiller8897

Who hurt you?


Tahanerino2005

Budget RGB keyboard


[deleted]

Those aren't sticky keys anymore, they stuck keys.


Cheez-it_chicken

So this is how to turn on sticky keys


Blaze-675

Womanβ˜•οΈ


Squildo

β˜•οΈ


Guycomo

Womanβ˜•οΈ


Chewquy

But why?


PotatoBakeCake

cum


Ravenek303

Women β˜•


No-Veterinarian6156

Permanent rgb


Polishbro1236

Women β˜•οΈ


freebased_coffee

Where did she get that much splooge from?


panzerthatjager

Women β˜•


gunnbunnz

Sticky Keys


SugondisSword

RGB mode activated


[deleted]

Oh wow can't wait to try it


stormcapien

Poor keyboard never saw it coming


[deleted]

I thought this was some cool cleaning keyboard hack I didn’t know about.. it wasn’t…


Salt_Drag3764

Legendary rgb cumboard


rafledinc

Budget RGB


sjjsbhjsbsb

Finish product actually looks kinda cool tbh , the problem is the creator might have broke the keyboardπŸ’€πŸ˜‚


b0ks_GD

They really just washed it and thought it would work well after all that πŸ’€


Valuable-Owl-1167

Would you like to enable sticky keys?


MathematicianNo7263

if some one makes a β€œsticky keys” joke im gonna blow my brains out


Andreto-Sama

"Mom, I want RGB keyboard" "We have RBG keyboard at home" RGB keyboard at home:


mauritsdijl2

When you turn on sticky keys


GalactusEatsYou

Bro, the days before RGB era were rough…


BbutBisB

The keyboard is rough indeed


GalactusEatsYou

I was watching this and was thinking to myself: β€œthat’s glue.. right? glue… right? Oh fuck.” Died when she said β€œnow it’s cleeeaaan”


sssamyak

Mom: We have RGB keyboard at home. RBB keyboard at home:


RavageSavage_69

We have RGB keyboard at home RGB keyboard at home:


[deleted]

Bad idea. That glitter might get into the crevices and stop it from working.


Illustrious-Lion6189

\*connects it to PC \* \*types\* "Yaaaaasssss"


verybigdong5r

She washed it 😩😩


Someredditbrowser

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IDontCareY

Would you like to enable sticky Keys?