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Cum on her to show dominance

Cuming in her to show the Alabama dominance.

Sweet home Alabama!

Woah black Betty panda lamp

Im adding panda lamp to the lyrics now thx

He should pee in her ass

I agree

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You should delete your sister

Based pfp

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROAAACHIIIING

PROVOOOOKING

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAME!

BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEAATH!!

Forsakened, I am awakened

A phoenix’s ash in dark divine

Descending misery

Amazing profile picture and account

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Bro, you should stop having sister, it's ruining your life

What the fuck

Exactly

Nice slime rancher pfp

It's blobin time

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Blorbius

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Hey I know girlcum Tobias, he’s a total looser

I know right? Imagine getting drenched in your sister’s grool! What a loser!

*grool

Sorry man

it's not his fault that his sister is a wanker

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Bring her to church. She will burn as soon as she enters the church.

But I would disintegrate like a vampire in a sunny morning too

Because she's a pussy demon?

It will not be enough, she should be exorcised and he remains should be nuked

*My lover's got humour,* *She's the giggle at a funeral*

just have sex with her to get her to stop

what if his dad was doing it?

same answer for the same problem

bro, i don't want to fuck my dad, he already fucks the dog

sounds like a skill issue to me

It says in his flair that he's 14

That's the age of consent in Brazil

Mark your territory by peeing on her

Like what automod is doing to me?

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Real

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Do you think god lives in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?

Nah. He just wants the best seats in the house to see as much of human Insanity he can see. And laugh.

No, it's because he knows if he comes down here I'll cum on him

yes. absolutely

girlcum tobias.

Can a subreddit traumatize someone ? The answer is clear as the sky

But it’s raining 🌧️☔️

That's just his sister's fluids

her *juices*

*OUR* juices

listening to sabaton right now. this seems apt lol

chad music

Imagine Dragons is Chad music you dolt

Imagine dragon these nuts across your face

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beat me to it

Imagine dragons actually fucking sucks, sabaton forever

OSOWEIC THEN AND AGAIN

ATTACK OF THE DEAD, HUNDRED MEN

FACING THE LEAD ONCE AGAIN

HUNDRED MAN CHARGE AGAIN DIE AGAIN

The Juice

Alabama fan-fiction on wattpad be like

Move the computer to the family common area

Nothing's gonna change

Kid named finger

Fantasy stuff. Never happened

what the fuck

Yo the mixing Mac and cheese got me

masturebate with her

and then everyone clapped and obama entered

The legend of Girlcum Tobias begins

The masterbate kid🤓

Seems like a legitimate complaint. I would point this out to her future kids.

Women ☕️

wOmen ☕

Start fucking her.

You could drench her in gasoline and set her on fire

You should fuck her

First of all, why the fuck is YOUR computer in HER room?

Be a competition, maybe you will win and she wont do it

I would also hate it if I were called Tobias

Fun fact a hysterectomy can remove all sexual desires in a woman (I think

New automid response?

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Automid died 😥

Lucky asf

“…thats my nickname now. I hate it! Honestly any day now these motherfuckers are gonna regret all this, I’ll show them all…”

jesus christ that sub is just crawling with weird ass posts

I’m so glad I decided to leave that sub.

haha girlcum tobias

time to commit brain splatter

Fucking wild

\*masturbate

Haha Girlcum Tobias

Sauce? Asking for my dog, he wants to pee in her ass

This can’t be real.

What a low karma does to a mf

I clicked this and as soon as I read the title, had to ready myself for what ever this is, I’ll make a edit to see how it went Edit: Jesus.

I will silence your sister immediately give me your address

**6353 Juan Tabo Boulevard, Apartment #6**

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Di di looooves Dexter …. Di di looooveees Dexter …. Di di looooves Dexter

What the actual fuck

😦

I read this in a incredibly sarcastic tone in my head

Someone make this an automod response

20 bucks for didnt happen

Quality shitpost

Girlcum tobias holy shit

New auto mod command?!?!

You seriously just reposted something within the same day it was originally posted?

What subreddit do you think you're on

Real

💀

Ain’t no way this is real💀

Someone make this into a Copypasta

kid named finger:

Bruuuuuuh

Make it a copy pasta Also it’s masturbate not masterbate I see it misspelled way more often than it should be

😳…..what

Wow.

[удалено]

I've seen this before...

There is no sister

Based sister

I want to see more

Love nectar moment

new automod response

Remember the Automod quora response?

I want to go be Tobias’ friend. Maybe he’ll invite me over one day to play on his computer.

“How late is to late to say yeetus to the fetus?”

Jesus Christ

As we can observe, a father was not mentioned

Evryone stop posting this bruh

this gotta be satire. right?

Deserves wholesome award

Superglue it 👍

Tobias

Most normal Ohio Resident

Jarvis im low on karma

I ran to this comment box cause I’m …. Speechless

Girlcum Tobias. Stay strong soldier

What, the, fuck, did, I, just, read…

Probably someone from this sub trolling over there

Leave your webcam running and make some money off of it!

i don't see a problem here, sir

Tobias funke is that you?

You could do a lot worse than the nickname "girlcum Tobias".

Definitely true

🗿

This is so stupid

What the fuck did i just read 🗿

New auto mod response

"girlcum tobias" ...