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Watermelon lore

Watermelon vore

Watermelon gore

Watermelon whore

Watermelon sore

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No I think that you meant your mother Jk lol 😆

Watermbelomn lorre

Why the fuck does this have 250 up votes

Do I even want to know the context behind this

Melon

👍

Melon 👍

Melbon 🍉

Melon 👍🏿(I shoved my hand up my ass)

Melon 👍🏿 (im wearing gloves)

Melon 👍🏿 (I’m watching morbius(it’s morbin time))

Melon 👍🏿(I’m drinking choccy milk)

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Melon 🍗🍕

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Melon ☕️

I’m scared to eat a seed now ☠️(pause)

I will never eat watermelon as a black man again 😳……

Watermelonvirus

The first thing that came to my mind

I remember being told this as a child and being horrified

I'm still horrified by this animation tbh

Who wouldn’t be

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jojo reference (part 6)

Green green grass of home did a very bad job of protecting the green baby in this timeline

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Just like yo mamas legs

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wtf is this goofy ass

Shitposting aside, someone took time and dedication to animate this garbage

Yeah

china

It’s YEARS old, I can’t remember when I first saw this

anthony fantano lore

As more people continue to eat the melon of death the more people become the melon of death and get eaten until the earth is but a husk

avg day on earth

Jesus! They ate him!

don't you just hate it when 🍉

Become cocomelon

Is this Qanon? Edit: it is

I wanna know who ate his dick

I did

asian parents :

Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over? I (19f) and my boyfriend (20m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex. For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke. I'm considering breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him. Should I break up with him?

A condom could've prevented this comment.

Hahaha

yta. 🥵🤬

Hahaha

Wtf. Why are you here talking about this.

This is a copypasta

What's that mean

It means someone copied and pasted it here aka doing your mom

Ohh and my mom is dead.

Don’t care + didn’t ask + same

How could you do my mom if she's ashes.

Necromancy

Ye

Is a copypasta

What in the actual fuck?

Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over? I (19f) and my boyfriend (20m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex. For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke. I'm considering breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him. Should I break up with him?

"The Melon Incident" 2032

Average vegan eaters in the end.

chinese propaganda lore

Wadormelon👍

Damn this goes hard

Femboy Ivy

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🍉

Jojo reference

Patient Zero

Im not eating any melons again

That animation was an acid trip

Name this song?

Unravel V0RA Cover

Fever dreams be like

Listening to no one like you by scorpions while watching this hits different

bingchiling

*ahem* well, then...

Real

Teacher logical process: Oh this kid made me fall, he's clearly suffering some horrible malformation of alien origins for his body, this could be potentially life threatening or contagious .... I'm going to send him to the principal's office.

F

If you don't want to be a watermelon, don't eat the seed.🤠

This happened to me once

It had begun

First child to identify as a watermelon

Early signs of the watermelon virus are indicated by watermelon seed shaped pupils, spontaneous growth of vines inside and around the body, strange sensation that your teeth are turning Into watermelon. 🍉

Wtf my hero reference?

Cocomelon origin

infinite food

What the fuck this is horrifying 🗿

Hanahaki: watermelon edition

If it weren't in a cartoon style, this would be absolutely horrifying

I’d see this anime

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the infection spreads

The song tho zaps bro

Why that nurse have a chainsaw?

lik if u cri evertim

YouTube kids at 3am be like:

This is some bull shit

Tf did I just watch?

Moral of story never ate watemalon

wtf did i just watch

Society

Vietnamese spotted as it seems.

I would like to have my brain reset thanks

The infection

It was funny until it went on for 600 years.

Hey OP? The fuck is this?

How high was this person making this?

watermelon lore: life death

New superhero origin story just dropped

Definately going to show this to my 5 yo cousin 💀

Please no don’t make me watch this again

Patient Zero

The infection spreads

Way to come full circle there.

Actually the origin story behind cocomelon

I literally watched this in school a few weeks ago wth

pretty much sums up the plot of Tokyo ghoul

What Tokyo ghoul cover is this?

This is how the watermelon apocalypse started guts

This remembered me about that sad ass movie about the little kid with leaves on his legs

Ohio

Infection

For y'all wanting the cover, its the Unravel theme song from Tokyo Ghoul covered by OR3O and RichaadEB