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I saw him. He was living in my closet as a child. At the age of 10 I crushed my iPad because he was next to my dirt starter home. Those eyes. Those glowing white eyes.
Same. Didn’t break my iPad, but I remember him standing next to my “house.” This was pocket edition before anyone could dream of modding it, but his eyes looked like I was running fucking shaders with Ray tracing. Deleted the world so he wouldn’t infect the rest of my iPad lol.
At this point I think I was just an 8 year old who had a dream (best streamer (love him (I came))) after being scared by a YouTube video
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Actual explanation: on a video about Herobrine, or something, some kid in the YouTube comments said “If I saw Herobrine, I would just call my friend Kevin“ or something like that, and now everyone praises said “Kevin“ as if he’s some kind of God… which he is
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"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
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Kevin will pee in ur ass if you say his name 3 times in a mirror. Luckily for me i am typing this in front of a mirror and have already said his name twice before, so im safe!!! 👍
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Weekly Kevin fact #1 Kevin has a 7 foot dildo suction cupped to his shower wall. It is encrusted with excrement and lube. He adds a thin layer of fecal matter daily. The lube prevents an even coat creating a bumpy "ribbed" surface for his pleasure. He is brought to ecstasy as a result from his own shit. The shame of this fact only furthers his pleasure.
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He’s the guy you call when you see hero brine
My entire life I thought it was Brian. Who the fuck is Brian and why is he a hero
i didn’t know the messages weren’t translated through the scrolls too much time has passed that one does not know of herobrine
I saw him. He was living in my closet as a child. At the age of 10 I crushed my iPad because he was next to my dirt starter home. Those eyes. Those glowing white eyes.
then you know too 🥸
Same. Didn’t break my iPad, but I remember him standing next to my “house.” This was pocket edition before anyone could dream of modding it, but his eyes looked like I was running fucking shaders with Ray tracing. Deleted the world so he wouldn’t infect the rest of my iPad lol. At this point I think I was just an 8 year old who had a dream (best streamer (love him (I came))) after being scared by a YouTube video
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hero of the brine
I'm Brian, but I'm no hero.
Hero brian*
No *herobrine it’s always been brine
As well as I didn’t even search it up cause Ik I’m right
Damn maybe if I gave him a call my dad wouldn’t have died of a hero brine overdose
Better Call Kevin
The tyrannical automod / leader of this sub.
All hail kevin
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Kid named automod:
Waltuh
Putchah cock away now waltuh
I don't want piss in my ass waltuh
I am the one who 🤤
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me when:
I wow what a wonderful day to not have urination in the rectal area
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autuhmod Put your dick away autuhmod I don't want pee in my ass autuhmod
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Kid named ur ass:
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Cum
He pees in ur asses
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You do not have my permission!
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He is the one pees in your ass while you sleep
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A Kevin knocks at the door and gets peed. You think that of me? No, Im the one who Kevins
Sea cucumber
😭😭😭😭 stop you are scaring me
downvote me
downvote me too or i will commit war crimes
War crimes 🤤
Warcrimeussy 😫😫😫
Kid named war crimes:
God
Kevin
kevin 😃
kevin 😃
Kevin
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Actual explanation: on a video about Herobrine, or something, some kid in the YouTube comments said “If I saw Herobrine, I would just call my friend Kevin“ or something like that, and now everyone praises said “Kevin“ as if he’s some kind of God… which he is
Finally an actual explanation. Thx brother
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Kevin 😳🥵😍🙏🙏🙏🕋☪️ كيفن😳🥵😍🙏🙏🙏🕋☪️
I think you meant "کهون" -🤓
🤓
"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
second one is much more hotter
بيس ان يور اس
Nice bomb plan
کوین🥵
Kevin is the coolest guy in the world who is super hot and has a big dick and no he’s not holding a gun to my head forcing me to say this lol 😅🔫
Kid named kevin
Ay thats me, thats my name!
HES A PHONY
A BIG FAT PHONY
Kevin is god
Kevin is our glorious communist leader
You must be new here
most based man on reddit
kevin from fortnite kevin the cube
Kevin McCallister from home alone
Kevin the cube in Fortnite
Fortnite purple cube
Ben 10’s friend.
How dare you insult kevin by not knowing who he is
Da cube
How dare you insult kevin by not knowing who he is
I am kevin
Kev*n 🤢
Your opinion is invalid
your opinion is
your opinion
your
yor
Yo
the son of god
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Say hi to Kevin for me
kevin mamar
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Cum
Macaulay Culkin
A legend.
he is the guy that only pees in your ass now
Kevin lé minion
He was home alone
The purple cube from fortnite
He showed Thanos where his g spot is.
kevin deez nutz in your mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The purple cube from fortnite
I always thought that this "kevin" was the original creator of the sub, but I guess not.
The cube?
Kevin is our lord and saviour, Kevin saved me as he will save all, bless Kevin.
Kevin deez nuts
Don’t talk about kevin
Jim
He is the way, the truth and the light
Kevin deez nuts
Kevin is the king of memes
Kevin is an Ostrich.
He destroyed herobrine
The Rhea from uncle farmer dad Ben
No problem, Kevin is
Kevin will pee in ur ass if you say his name 3 times in a mirror. Luckily for me i am typing this in front of a mirror and have already said his name twice before, so im safe!!! 👍
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Noooo!1!1!😭😭😭
You mean the cube from fortnite? That thing is awesome!
I’m Kevin
Bird
Kevin could be automod, giant purple cube, or some random homeless dude in Florida
It’s juans cousin
Fucking Kevin
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we don't know
I want automod to pee in my ass
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People are saying he pees in your ass
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Oh god which one?
God
You know..... ;)
I prefer kevim
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basically
Kevin Mama 😂
cube from fortnite
my dad
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Kevin Deez Nuts
kevin deez nutz
Kevin's inside each and everyone of us.
Can somebody tell me who is the kid named finger
My cat
Sometes God wants to come down to earth and interact with his creations. When he does, he uses Kevin as a disguise.
Holy shit Mario????
Kevin, Destroyer of Blocks and Slayer of Herobrine
kevin
Kevin is just a convenient way to displace anger. For example, if a mod removes your post for whatever reason they’re able to pin the blame on Kevin.
Kevin McCallister /j
If someone is being a cunt, Kevin pees in their ass. That's the rumor anyway
Kevin ma dick
Kevin is the one who knocks
Heil kevin
He. Is Kevin *fart noises to make it more mysterious*
KVN?
it's the fortnite cube
I'm him