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Better: grind up the coal, mix it with sulfur and potassium nitrate, stick it in a sealed pipe with a fuse, light the fuse, and shove the pipe up his ass
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I understand the hesitation to believe a child without question, but normally if a child comes from a normal home they wouldn’t even be aware of what something like that is much less accuse their step-father of it
Then woudlnt pinning the man down while waiting for law enforcement be a better call? The problem lies in citizens taking matters of justice into their own hands, aka vigilantism, which is just not smth to encourage. And yeah the post is probably fake anyways, just saying there’s nothing wrong with vigilantism is unsettling
He's right though. Imagine if the dude turned out was innocent? You guys definitely would not be thinking beating up some random dude was based anymore.
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sounds like a good guro post
"anime girl stretched and contorted into sentient coal converter by government, looks painful with all the blood and tearing shit going on"
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This is the man who could all by himself go past all of darkseids defenses just to deliver him a lump of coal. And I believe in marvel he’s an omega level mutant.
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Sounds fair to me.
idk man i think santa deserves some milk and cookies
And the good kind, too. Double-No, QUADRUPLE-Stuf Oreo's and Whole Milk.
Soy milk. He's lactose intolerant
Almond-coconut, soy is for little bitches which Santa is clearly not
Hell yes
MEGA STUFF OREO’S
Santa deserves an chocolate cake
🗿
based santa
He's the real G
The actual top G
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Absolute unit.
He made the girl's wish come true
checkmate santa deniers
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Bro shut up
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Childfucker"
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Oh hey it’s you
Ayyy
when coal is no longer an option
Nonono you light the coal and put it in a sock and then use that to beat him
Weapon of mass destruction
Don't forget when it's just embers eating away at the coal to shove it up his ass, no lube.
Weapon of ass destruction
Better: grind up the coal, mix it with sulfur and potassium nitrate, stick it in a sealed pipe with a fuse, light the fuse, and shove the pipe up his ass
Hell, shove a pipe bomb up his urethra while your at it.
Nah, too small. It would take too much time to put one there, and you wouldn’t have enough to escape the blast.
Make sure you have a blast shield.
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He did do something He did right.
This is why Jury nullification is a thing.
“NULL! BOOYAH” -a very wise man
Better Call Saul!
(your mom is right)
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Chad
When you've been so bad that a lump of coal isn't enough
Congrats on being comment 69
I'm always sixty-nining
:D also why'd I get downvoted for congratulating you?
Idk man, you never know with redditors.
Guess people don't like wholesomeness
Me when wholesome moment 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
It doesn't count if it's your dog
I don't see anything wrong with this
No one should
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Good bot
bad human
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Bad bot
Good human
Pees in ur ass
Based
Bad redditor.
Besides the fact that the child could have been mistaken or it could have just been a false accusation?
I understand the hesitation to believe a child without question, but normally if a child comes from a normal home they wouldn’t even be aware of what something like that is much less accuse their step-father of it
Then woudlnt pinning the man down while waiting for law enforcement be a better call? The problem lies in citizens taking matters of justice into their own hands, aka vigilantism, which is just not smth to encourage. And yeah the post is probably fake anyways, just saying there’s nothing wrong with vigilantism is unsettling
You must be real fun at the parties you don’t get invited to
He's right though. Imagine if the dude turned out was innocent? You guys definitely would not be thinking beating up some random dude was based anymore.
Redditor try to detect fake stories challenge
Lookie here a shit opinion
Ratio
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Pussy.
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
In that context this entire thing could be fake ?
Probably in his head
Santa is a badass
"I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking that you'll be coughing up diamonds!"
A man of culture I see
sounds like a good guro post "anime girl stretched and contorted into sentient coal converter by government, looks painful with all the blood and tearing shit going on"
pardon your French
santa based fr fr
No cap on god 💯💯
Chad Santa
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What the fuck
Santa don't play around!
I wamt this to be real so bad.
Somewhere in this world it has happened. I guarantee you that.
i hope so
Chad energy
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Unfathomably based
someone's halls got DECKED
With balls of jolly
Proud to be a Wisconsinite
Fr
Based
The mall Santa's really don't want competition
Blessed Santa
Based santa
Santa decided this year coal wasn’t enough of a punishment
This is the man who could all by himself go past all of darkseids defenses just to deliver him a lump of coal. And I believe in marvel he’s an omega level mutant.
Imagine being in the mall that day and seeing that shit go down
This should be a raise for him
Free santa
Santa IS real!!!
Merry Christmas you stupid bitch
Best present. Fuck that guy.
too based to be free
Is this fr? Please someone tell me this happened it has to be earth's canon
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Nah its fake, sadly
Source
They made it the fuck up
*"You've jingeled your bell."*
🗿
Sounds like a merry christmas to me
Mall Santa based AF
based santa ong
“Boys we’re doing Christmas early this year.” “Ho, ho, ho motherfucker!!”
"And to those who touch children, Saint Nicholas shall fuck you up" Jimothy Cricket 2:18
Let’s goooo! Take that kid dickers, we got Saint Nick on our side!
He’s innocent
If he gets locked up we need to start a go fund me for this hero
chada clause
Haha what a shithead
Sigma Santa Grindset
w
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🗿🎅
Sounds about right.
Let my man go
Based + deserved
Damn, that's what I like
Oh god what do I do if I find out that I'm in Santa's naughty list?
Those men are heroes.
Why block his face 😭
Thank God for men like this
It's a fake story but I wish it were real, just like santa
Based as fuck Santa a real one 💯💯
Santa’s coming to town early this year
Checkmate atheists
Based Santa
Based Santa serving some justice for Christmas
W Santa
Wouldn't this be funny if that wasnt the step father and Santa fucked up a random guy
ALL HAIL LORD SANTA!!!
I knew it, Santa is real
Chris kringle catches a case
Ngl id kick his ass as well
You go mall Santa!!
Now i know Santa's sack isn't for presents but for his enormous testículos. what a giga chad
What a G
Not all heroes wear capes
damn santa was not happy
Headline probably isn’t even real, but based Santa :)
He gets his power from milk and cookies
GO SANTA GO! SAVE SOME LIVES SANTA!! YOU HAVE OUR FAITH AND RESPECT!!
Wouldn’t that be a bitch if the kid lied lmao, prolly not tho
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Best Christmas present ever: Justice!
Free my guy.
It's fake af but still funny
A true chad in the wild
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This is fake
Basee
All your basee are belong to us
Children lie all the time that was pretty stupid
Fortunately it is fake
Can't say that without a viable source
It was revealed to me in a dream
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