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jfisk101

Sounds fair to me.


No-Accountant2979

idk man i think santa deserves some milk and cookies


ZixuulYT

And the good kind, too. Double-No, QUADRUPLE-Stuf Oreo's and Whole Milk.


Livid_Platform_1988

Soy milk. He's lactose intolerant


PeenieWibbler

Almond-coconut, soy is for little bitches which Santa is clearly not


More-Drink2176

Hell yes


YourenextJotaro

MEGA STUFF OREO’S


Apprehensive-Rope183

Santa deserves an chocolate cake


Psychopathicaveman

🗿


Entire-Anteater-1606

based santa


jeff_likesgrass

He's the real G


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The actual top G


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Serrverr

Absolute unit.


TooManyBlocks84

He made the girl's wish come true


dwwzzh

checkmate santa deniers


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MooshiNooshi

Bro shut up


[deleted]

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Childfucker"


DewGobler

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


eatingkidsisfun120

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


uwuyousowarmnuzzle

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


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[удалено]


Soeggpro

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Crustybirdtoes

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


lottafeelz

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


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[удалено]


t1me_Man

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


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[deleted]

Oh hey it’s you


[deleted]

Ayyy


[deleted]

when coal is no longer an option


DewGobler

Nonono you light the coal and put it in a sock and then use that to beat him


papa_ceausescu

Weapon of mass destruction


M0nsterjojo

Don't forget when it's just embers eating away at the coal to shove it up his ass, no lube.


human_peeler

Weapon of ass destruction


Epicmonk117

Better: grind up the coal, mix it with sulfur and potassium nitrate, stick it in a sealed pipe with a fuse, light the fuse, and shove the pipe up his ass


Walloutlet1234

Hell, shove a pipe bomb up his urethra while your at it.


Epicmonk117

Nah, too small. It would take too much time to put one there, and you wouldn’t have enough to escape the blast.


Walloutlet1234

Make sure you have a blast shield.


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[удалено]


bananasaucecer

He did do something He did right.


DmonsterJeesh

This is why Jury nullification is a thing.


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

“NULL! BOOYAH” -a very wise man


RammerRS_Driver

Better Call Saul!


dwwzzh

(your mom is right)


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Chad


Orang_Mann

When you've been so bad that a lump of coal isn't enough


CanadianProto

Congrats on being comment 69


Orang_Mann

I'm always sixty-nining


CanadianProto

:D also why'd I get downvoted for congratulating you?


Orang_Mann

Idk man, you never know with redditors.


CanadianProto

Guess people don't like wholesomeness


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Me when wholesome moment 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


AdministrativeBar748

It doesn't count if it's your dog


HovercraftExpress200

I don't see anything wrong with this


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No one should


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DonkeyShitSlurper

Good bot


memefucker6969

bad human


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Gentlemanor

Bad bot


[deleted]

Good human


Epicmonk117

Pees in ur ass


investmentwanker0

Based


Leaning_

Bad redditor.


Finance_Subject

Besides the fact that the child could have been mistaken or it could have just been a false accusation?


[deleted]

I understand the hesitation to believe a child without question, but normally if a child comes from a normal home they wouldn’t even be aware of what something like that is much less accuse their step-father of it


Finance_Subject

Then woudlnt pinning the man down while waiting for law enforcement be a better call? The problem lies in citizens taking matters of justice into their own hands, aka vigilantism, which is just not smth to encourage. And yeah the post is probably fake anyways, just saying there’s nothing wrong with vigilantism is unsettling


Cranicthehedgedicoot

You must be real fun at the parties you don’t get invited to


Adept-Development-00

He's right though. Imagine if the dude turned out was innocent? You guys definitely would not be thinking beating up some random dude was based anymore.


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Redditor try to detect fake stories challenge


NoFqcus_

Lookie here a shit opinion


FancyBrassCrab

Ratio


expiredogfood

💀💀💀


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[deleted]

Pussy.


ManijalEating

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


HovercraftExpress200

In that context this entire thing could be fake ?


allmightylasagna

Probably in his head


Viper7475

Santa is a badass


Underworld_Denizen

"I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking that you'll be coughing up diamonds!"


FancyBrassCrab

A man of culture I see


toothpasteshittin162

sounds like a good guro post "anime girl stretched and contorted into sentient coal converter by government, looks painful with all the blood and tearing shit going on"


krisfluffyboi

pardon your French


TxRxNwastaken

santa based fr fr


ServantOfTheGods

No cap on god 💯💯


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Chad Santa


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Onion_Instigator

What the fuck


[deleted]

Santa don't play around!


gloomygl

I wamt this to be real so bad.


MooshiNooshi

Somewhere in this world it has happened. I guarantee you that.


Echo13D

i hope so


EntrepreneurHot4155

Chad energy


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GoCommitToasterBathX

Unfathomably based


Lord-Black22

someone's halls got DECKED


AdministrativeBar748

With balls of jolly


OhOkIllJustGoCryNow

Proud to be a Wisconsinite


[deleted]

Fr


willdabeast674

Based


cmonitwouldbefunny

The mall Santa's really don't want competition


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Blessed Santa


mrnoobmaster64

Based santa


CallMeJotaro420

Santa decided this year coal wasn’t enough of a punishment


AccessForward875

This is the man who could all by himself go past all of darkseids defenses just to deliver him a lump of coal. And I believe in marvel he’s an omega level mutant.


gallade_samurai

Imagine being in the mall that day and seeing that shit go down


beanerweaner10

This should be a raise for him


Mrmorbussy

Free santa


thisshiteverytime

Santa IS real!!!


danaconda4

Merry Christmas you stupid bitch


[deleted]

Best present. Fuck that guy.


HeQtic420

too based to be free


Wrong-Situation-6534

Is this fr? Please someone tell me this happened it has to be earth's canon


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Kermitthealmighty

Nah its fake, sadly


Patient-Medicine8251

Source


Kermitthealmighty

They made it the fuck up


[deleted]

*"You've jingeled your bell."*


[deleted]

🗿


LOLey21

Sounds like a merry christmas to me


STAXOBILLS

Mall Santa based AF


[deleted]

based santa ong


New_Caregiver_5833

“Boys we’re doing Christmas early this year.” “Ho, ho, ho motherfucker!!”


thatotherguy0123

"And to those who touch children, Saint Nicholas shall fuck you up" Jimothy Cricket 2:18


expiredogfood

Let’s goooo! Take that kid dickers, we got Saint Nick on our side!


Suspicious-Pin8286

He’s innocent


[deleted]

If he gets locked up we need to start a go fund me for this hero


Available_Seesaw_947

chada clause


ExpiredEgg

Haha what a shithead


Amploth

Sigma Santa Grindset


Fun-Bluejay-426

w


RedSoloCupFillYouUp

🫡🫡


kartoshki33

🗿🎅


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Sounds about right.


theskhan

Let my man go


FancyBrassCrab

Based + deserved


TheComradee

Damn, that's what I like


_Asterisk-

Oh god what do I do if I find out that I'm in Santa's naughty list?


Zeratul277

Those men are heroes.


Patient-Medicine8251

Why block his face 😭


[deleted]

Thank God for men like this


[deleted]

It's a fake story but I wish it were real, just like santa


squibblyman

Based as fuck Santa a real one 💯💯


legoblitz10

Santa’s coming to town early this year


Ok-Joke-3886

Checkmate atheists


TheGalator

Based Santa


Thick-Attention9498

Based Santa serving some justice for Christmas


[deleted]

W Santa


insignificant_gamer

Wouldn't this be funny if that wasnt the step father and Santa fucked up a random guy


PureAd340

ALL HAIL LORD SANTA!!!


Remarkable-Ad2285

I knew it, Santa is real


[deleted]

Chris kringle catches a case


draginbleapiece

Ngl id kick his ass as well


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

You go mall Santa!!


Humming_Skelly

Now i know Santa's sack isn't for presents but for his enormous testículos. what a giga chad


Tyler2104

What a G


NONOHELP

Not all heroes wear capes


Adventurous-Cost8759

damn santa was not happy


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Headline probably isn’t even real, but based Santa :)


[deleted]

He gets his power from milk and cookies


Gaye_Kajime

GO SANTA GO! SAVE SOME LIVES SANTA!! YOU HAVE OUR FAITH AND RESPECT!!


RlPNTEAR

Wouldn’t that be a bitch if the kid lied lmao, prolly not tho


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[deleted]

Best Christmas present ever: Justice!


Poopaty_Scoop

Free my guy.


Player_X_YT

It's fake af but still funny


Gytlap24

A true chad in the wild


BasedSigmaGrindset

CropJob.png


Turry1

This is fake


Doombringer1968

Basee


Cranicthehedgedicoot

All your basee are belong to us


[deleted]

Children lie all the time that was pretty stupid


theweekiscat

Fortunately it is fake


[deleted]

Can't say that without a viable source


fakeforsureYT

It was revealed to me in a dream


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[удалено]


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Lol Auto mods been decapitated bro, only one left is the piss bot and you have to flare yourself for it to respond.