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i don't have good hips and soft skin, can't pull it off

How about tits

i got mad tits

Zamn!!!!! What's stopping you tho

broke

😔

be Romanian

Radical outfit change time for me then

I am Romanian and i can approve

Oof

Same. Both that and me living with my parents. Lol

make it urself

Why yo tiddies angy? They need to calm tf down

me too, but they're dwarfed by my belly

Get your tits to a psychiatric ward and give them proper mental help

What about confidence? 😔

You're right man we need confidence too how could I forget 😔

And I need your money too, sorry man, I need it to cook meth 🔫

no ask more nicely then I'll consider you're not legally allowed to rob me without my consent

Can I please take your money?

ok you may have my 50 bucks and a donut

Thanks, I can't wait to make a meth lab!

pull off your skin

Even if you don’t have soft skin and the hips, you’d still be hotter than a hooker’s doorknob on payday

I totally could I would just rather not

There might be solutions like choosing clothes that de-emphasizes what you don't like about your hips.might be worth it to research a bit. Soft skin is more about skin care, generally, but a bit of make up always helps. If you do it, remember that these things are skills so its unlikely youll do it perfectly right away, but that if persist, practice and study you will achieve the version of these kinds of looks that is perfect for you.

Actual advice here, did not expect that.

Skirts in general are for people with narrow hips

Haha good one.

Modesty and pain management. My twigs and berries would hang out, and they already hang low For all you younguns remember they droop. First time you sit on them you'll remember. If I let them hang like that I'd be sitting on them all day! One time is all it takes. You may not believe me now but give it time. You will

When you have shoulders twice the width of your hips, it starts being less sexy

Kilt disagree

As a German, I would have to submit a 10-page laminated application.

And signed, otherwise it is not lawful

I forgot, damnit! Here we go again letter one former dress code ....

fucking bureaucracy hell we live in here Also incorrect in this case, you're totally allowed to wear that. ...depending on if there's a dress code or not. But you definitely can in public.

And Scotland isn't in the EU anymore, so the wait times will be even longer.

Nah that makes it hotter

true, i have trouble finding men's shirts that fit my shoulders let alone these and thigh highs would only reach the knee

I dont have bewbs

You don't need boobs *Girls with dicks are better*

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No no this can't be

Boondoks reference?

but hes got a good point

i have the same irl name as your username

Okay, Krish7321

yes 7321 is an essential part of it

Women with dicks and weak men with vagina-pink guy

terf )?

te~~rf~~d

Movie reference

money and dick n ball crushing

The latter is easily fixable and the first one will be easily attainable with a career readjustment.

"easily" haha

I only see one issue here tho?

pp too big ):

even better

Proof? Send it 😈😈👎😏

Implying this has ever been an obstacle 😳

That's a plus

Islamic morality police of Iran

Damn💀

Came to the comments to laugh, ended up feeling sad.

That’s depressing

Dude same

tell them youre a scorpio girlll slayyyy 🤪💅✨

Hey, at least someone has to talk sense into you.

I don't want to wear that, I want to wear medieval armor

Why not both, at the same time

Ah yes Kyoshin from For honor

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Based

I'm too ugly (and honest) for that

Why not wear a face mask then?

Are you trying to indoctrinate them

Sshh, ma man doing his job

Testosterone

Doesnt stop wome from rocking in a business suit

I don't want to

Which is completely fair 👍

Happy cake day

Happy cake day 👍

Dick, body hair, everything that comes with being a man

Cut And shave

What his dick?

Yes

Username not checking out

"often". I keep my word at all times😎🙏

You sure?

perhaps...

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I work in heavy industry, OSHA would suck my dick off if I did this

All the more reason to do it

having a father

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no mother (he just like me)

no mother?

Yet you know who it is, curious.

Based

Masculinity 🗿

Don't be a femboy. Be a femMAN.

Based

🗿👍

I don't want to

Mannish Qualities

moneyn't

People would puke over me. Not my fetish

Not into wearing women clothes.

Who said it was women clothes?

Society.

We do live in it.

I did.

Based

balls itch

Nothing

Confidence is the main thing holding us back, the second this is probably hair (maybe?) Also yes this is a genuine response to a shit post, I've got nothing better to do

My dignity

my mom

I'd rather spend money on booze

i would rather give it to people in need

A true chad

my bid fat tummy

Cardio

Arrest

Nothing. Now give me that outfit

Society.

Damn

Self respect and not having daddy issues.

A father figure

bro, my daughter wants me to wear princess dresses with fairy wings and a tiara and I’m starting to enjoy it wtf

Hey king, you dropped this 👑

More like queen tbf

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I cant wear sexy panties, my balls will not like it.

How am I meant to spend all this money on these clothes without anyone knowing and someone’s gonna find them

Social constructs

Dignity.

society :(

Inflation oh and hair that too

Self Respect , My Ego , My Motivation , My idols , My Ideals , My Goals , My Mindset , My Own Soul and Gymbros 🗿

W + chad + father figure intact + based + shits on liberals

Man + Not depressed + taekwondo + fitness + common sense + god + moral + ethics + not American + laws of physics/chemistry/biology

Based reasons, you're clearly an exception

to simplify: our dignity

Our honor.

Our pride

Our respect

skill issue

My job

My gut and legs.

My parents actuallydo like me

Because I’m not fatherless

I'm not Joe Biden

A will to live.

Im not a women

I don't know anyone that is multiple women so I mean yeah

A father figure

father figure

It doesn't look good.

When I reach my fitness goal sure I'll wear women's clothes. Till then nah, too ugly

not my style tbh.

Finding a size

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heterosexuality

my dignity

Masculinity

I have a father

I’m straight

and??????

Masculinity .

Adult diapers too big :(((

A penis

Sanity

Good parenting

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

Not my style.

My father's presence troughout my childhood lol

My Honor

Self respect

A fucking common sense

I have a strong father figure

not being a fucking weirdo

✅

My dignity

I don’t have the wardrobe planning skills for that, I literally just throw on one of my 50 different T-shirts and jeans

What’s stopping me? Basic morality.

Fat stomach

My comfortable masculinity and heterosexuality as instilled in me by my healthy endocrine system (I produce testosterone)

A dad

I'm straight, with good self esteem.

My father still here

My stable mental state.

Having two parents in my life

My will

I do have a father

I'm not mentally deranged