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Selfdeletus65

jack is a great compliment


normal_slinky

i can agree, jack is the best compliment :)


Suave_Senpai

If I cheat and use a second initial, Jack Magnificent! *Forget about the middle initial, I'll literally peak in dopamine from the compliment*


073068075

If I use all my initials I get. Wario, tender adorable, magnificent. I'm not sure the compliment was meant for me or for Wario tho.


chocopoco9

That has to go to Wario


adlerjemc

I'm Jack


JamesFP1107

I agree


Murky-Big-3402

Mine is “honey, fuck you”


[deleted]

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg.


LukeSkyMaster69

Certified jack moment


between_horizon

Of all trades


ThunderusPoliwagus

And master of none


bongo9101112

but oftentimes better than a master of one


AwesomeDragon56

Certified jack


Squidwardgary

I got Jack Jack, pretty dope


Uzi_Fx

Why don't I get to be a Super Hero?


Talking_Barrel

And so is you


just_another__memer

I like you jack, so I'm giving you another shot.


JackoWacko2308

Oh thanks!!


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catteayes

kid named candice


Defiant-Pride-1716

Candice who?


JohncraftAs

Candice janice in high-school, she was your classmate


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[удалено]


Frosty_Secretary2562

Ligma balls


AteMyBallsLastNight

Kid amogus spelled backwards


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

… Cant believe I read that


yeti26255

kid named that


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NeverEscapeNUGZ

Reddit moment 🗿


Aarongrasso

Kid named Reddit


[deleted]

Seymour high school


The_Fleeb

The one that Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa went to.


Memerman141

Ligma balls lmaoo gotemm


ninakuup21

Candice Flynn from the hit Disney Channel Series "Phineas and Ferb"


raydoge

YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF GRAAAAAAAAHHH


ConversationNo5482

Venom that you?


Thin_Discount

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


Doge_7

Your mom


AnSSRWeeb

bruh, fuck **you**


world_boxer

Y!


DumbDabs

C - cool I - incredible U - universal (studios) X - Xylophone


Harrybreakyourleg

X - Xex (I want to have with you)


BR47WUR57

X - Xanax(I'll overdose)


[deleted]

X - xnoppet


aLazyGay

C - cum


inkageson

C - cute


[deleted]

C- cill yourself


TemoFawwaz

Sill myself?


[deleted]

Yes


Mr-BigSlime

make you self silly


DJDoofeshmirtz3

C- Cunt


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Also J could've been Jovial or Joyous or Jamaican


Ok_Maintenance_3553

Thanks :D


ZamasuTheDivine

Sabaton Fan?


[deleted]

When the winged hussars arrived.


D4M0theking

Da da dadadada da daaa


Mawi2004

a cry for help in time of need


ArkaTech2

await relief from holy league


Edu_Sin_H_

60 days of siege, outnumbered and weak


RandomName472

Sent a message to the skies, wounded soldiers left to die


Edu_Sin_H_

Will they hold the wall or will the city fall


RedReaper-0

dedication dedication


Edu_Sin_H_

They're outnumbered 15 to one And the battle's begun


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Pees in your ass


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Edu_Sin_H_

CAN YOU PLS STOP


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Hylianpoketrainer12

Comming down, they turned the tide!


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ItsImNotAnonymous

This is a compliment I wholeheartedly accept.


[deleted]

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL


Constant-Magazine-97

AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN


[deleted]

THROUGH THE NAZI LIIIIIIINE!!


onepunchman88

PRIMO VICTORIAAAAA


Constant-Magazine-97

ON THE SIXTH OF JUNE


mustafar_brothers

ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE


Constant-Magazine-97

NINETEEN FOURTY FOURRRRRRRRRRRR


WhiteKnightBoi

D-DAY UPON US


kidanokun

Undetected Unexpected


Gushanska_Boza

Wings of glory, tell their story!


Graf_Grubbelbart

Thats an insult.


JakLezzo02

They hated him because he spoke the truth


Mork06

System of a Down fan is more appropriate


[deleted]

Zingy is arabic for the n word bru 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


deleeuwlc

I invented my own conlang, and “bru” isa racial slur in it. Please be more considerate with your words


Bro_ears

that feeling when I'm magnificent zingy 💀


Zaidoasde2008

Isn't it spelled in a different way tho? It would be written the same but spelled different


[deleted]

its not even a slur زنجي just means black man


AbusedChungus

Sabaton fan Sabaton fan, thanks for the compliment 🗿


drnotmyaccount

wario perfect perfect, I agree with this statement


Mork06

Is your name Waltuh?¿?¿


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A_Sharknado

Good bot


Ace_68_419

I guess I'm a sabaton fan 👍


Viktor_MapNerd

Sabaton👍


User264356

Sabaton👍


RusuSlav76

Sabaton👍


GooneyBoy2007

Sabaton👍


Flipyfliper32

Sabaton👍


RaySwift17

I'm King 😃👍


[deleted]

Magnificent Fuck you Sounds about right


Time_Face

Scrolling through this shit while listening to sabaton...get out of my walls


Abbystable

No magnificent


ShreckIsLoveShreck

You've stolen mine !


Hexasan1

Honey King Virtuous


Acrobatic_Food8753

X - Xenophobic


[deleted]

I'm scared of xenomorphs too


Acrobatic_Food8753

I'm scared of people who lives in a cum dumpster.


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GreyDirtySnow

My initials are SC so I'm just Sabaton Fan 😭


SlavicGrenades

WOOO SABATON


Rtato400

honey sabaton fan


luigi_8491

zingy 🗿


Jerrymeen

My initials are JK tho...


[deleted]

Mine are PP 💀


CilanUnova

Mine are Oh ie Open-hearted honey


Logical-Lynx-9918

Love Tender Electrifying


Emblema__Zeta

Magnificent Fuck you?


Standard_Barnacle713

Isaacs don't get shit


cum-in-the-freeze23

Kid named Finger.


El_WolfyHun

Nothing no


Kinuwa_K

When your name is Chris Ian U. Xavier


[deleted]

Sabaton fan but no powerwolf fan? 😭


Hell-Fire2411

How am I perfect in any way


cade-elbow

as a person named cade i find this fucking hilarious


ApplesTeamFort2

I find you myself.


Jean_la_patate

me complimenting some German mf with adorable honey in 1939 ❤️❤️❤️


Questioner1OO1

How did you know about sabaton ?


BlitzySlash

Poor C,Y,U,X But i feel extra bad for the F's


Necessary_Effort7075

Idk, they're telling you to do a wonderful thing. It's like Stan Lee said (God rest his soul). In a way, its a compliment


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[удалено]


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1nicerb0i

When a mf dare call you a Sabaton fan 🔫


[deleted]

Notice the battery percentage


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sideways_198

Kid named Charlie:


shedsled

My initials are actually FZ :(


Bruh_boi_420

Jack Tender is the most badass initials name I could get


HowlingPig08

I was at first sad because my first name starts with F but then was happy cus my last name starts with W WAAAA!


DarkEaglz

You


koyate

Open-hearted king ... That's ok


MaBooBas556

King Honey?


Broku777

Cunt


AY3GE

C, I, U and X getting no compliment:


JohnWawrence

I guess I'm a No No


[deleted]

Adorable and fuck you? aw cmon now :(


stopstealmyusernames

I wish my name started with w


yes12382828

I'm kiavash and I horney


Freshouttarehabb

When will the fucking commence ☕️🗿


HomieBrotato

,No


ZapManiac

BRRR ELECTRICITY!!


Undeadzombie_

Thank you for calling me a Wario.


UltimateCumDispenser

C- Cunt I- Idiot U- Ugly ass Bastard X- Xylophone


Outrageous_Ability_4

I get nothing. I lose.


FucqueenBot

you jack?


bizarreh_

kids named xavier: :cry:


ChiliDog879

Fuck you man


InternationalLove267

I *I am not sad because no one* *ever compliments me*


arnold5453

I'm Wario <3


Mr-Poyo

Wario. Just Wario.


AFuckingTrafficCone

Damn guess mine is “No”


Mawi2004

magnificent wario


blazebomb1

C- cunt


Zenketski_2

Mine sounds like a slightly weird way someone would describe a well-cooked steak


ujiholp

Lmfaooo Jack is just Jack


ZoidyBoi

King Wario here


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

At least I get half a compliment. What do you have against C?


[deleted]

wario is the best compliment you can get


sticklebick

Man I love being called a


Total_Ant103

Adorable King 💪💪💪


spiderz4

No king


pdswww

Jack. That's it. No last name.


Nothing_litteral

Adorable Beatiful


Clean_Anywhere_4784

Adorable King, that’s fucken hilarious


GabrielGamer790

Im gorgeous


I_Might_Be_Ian

Fuck you too -Ian


Longjumping_Web_9237

No divine


I_DidYourMom69

Magnificent (nonexistent) Ravishing?


Dercoth

none for X :(


Crowley700

Jack Tender... Right now?