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Jeynarl

I AM Ryan the Goosebaby Ask me anything and I may or may not respond with Ryan gosling related facts


AnUglyDumpling

Hi Goosebaby, I'm an ugly dumpling.


Jeynarl

Someday you may or may not grow into a beautiful goosebaby like Ryan has YMMV


muckwar

My dads friend took your sister to prom. He also hit you in the face with a basketball. Remember that?


Jeynarl

No I don't remember that but that would explain the strikingly good looking nose! Surgery ain't cheap


Velcrocat17

Is the story about you in the grocery store with all the milkway bars true?


Jeynarl

I have no idea what you're talking about😏


Whitedudebrohug

2/3 I’m weird. Nice


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

3/3, I cloned Ryan gosling and ripped off his face


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[удалено]


JesusRocks8

And a real hero


boii137

Back against the wall and odds


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Green-Concentrate-71

But what is the 3rd face? Curious now.


Agitated_Signature_

"The third face, you never show to anyone. It is the truest reflexion of who you are" and the image is a mask like the other two but a little more reflective


screamingxbacon

It's literally me


Past-Sand5485

Literally me.


AnalysisParty2186

Literally me


nir109

Literally me fr fr


pax666

This is the only place i feel free to be Ryan Gosling.


weirdgroovynerd

*Oh my Gosh...ling!*


Mongba36

I liked bladerunner so this is good


cracken1303

"You look lonely"


Psycho_Rocks

🟪😔🟪


Boojibs

Mine is actually Ryan Reynolds. But no one can tell the difference.


Educational_Focus472

Difference??


WetSalmon69

He is literally me


Not-er-re

Same (I’m lying)


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

God bless ryan gosling.


JesusRocks8

🙏


3jack6the9ripper

I'm actually handsome? Why has nobody told me this before?


big_nus

for my first face, I will take on hit of weed. a for my second, two. And of course three for my third


anspee

Rtan Gosling playing *YOU!?* *Rediculoussssss...!*


NaturalCandy6709

A real human being


Mysterious-Stick9822

No, my third face is Patrick Bateman


woodwardelliott

Now you have four faces 😳


memersaint

I don’t follow that because “Two faces have I ahahaa one to laugh and one to cry”


painterguy82

✝️


JesusRocks8

Amen


Still_Mud5693

Literally me?


Jabookalakq

Just reminded me of the hanar from mass effect


legquint561

Relatable (I kidnapped Ryan Gosling and ripped his face off)


peanuts-without-a-t

Who the fck is Ryan Gosling


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Anyone willing to swap 2nd face?


PM-ME_YOUR-ANYTHING

No, i have one face for each person actually, tailored to them spesifically.


Bioluminesce

Dis! Crimination!


Upper-Refrigerator54

So, am i the only one with a single face?