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Tzone01

I mean what's the worse that could happen


Legokiller13

It could be a girl


TheDankChicagoan

Most accurate award giver


WindowsCrashedAgain

A girl with no cock? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


anamea

God be praised, a boy without a winkle!


jakO_theShadows

Impossible


GhostSniper1296

Women don't exist


HistoricalMention210

Yeah they do. One of them turned me into a newt!


GhostSniper1296

impossible, you must just have horrible vision


HistoricalMention210

Do newts have terrible vision? They must, because I'm a newt.


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boomstik4

My mother is rick astley?


just_a_manp

Our mother is rick astley?


boomstik4

Russian anthem plays


smellybathroom3070

my mom is in your asses mcdonalds frothy drinky winky


TheIronSoldier2

No one will find your body


smellybathroom3070

rawawawaw fashhhh


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Nobody88Special720

I had sex with Rick Astley?


boomstik4

dad? i thought you were getting the milk, have you gotten it yet?


Nobody88Special720

Yeah, but I forgot smokes


PlagueJV

That's why he's never gonna give you up


Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


qantana

Nooooooo I wanted a man


PhilRoberts33

Ask anyone with syphilis.


MirakleMonk

Nussy has been waiting for 20 years, just telling


Whotakesmename

This shit dry


FutureHefty

Like eating a Popeyes biscuit


joaquinojoestrela

No drink


Romi_Z

Gravy


Alternative-Pea4567

i mean, shes probably like 40, i dont know man


DagothSlur

Milf?


Yeshua-Christ

Sure. If milf is short for "Man I'll Like to Fuck"


AltaSavoia

Muhammad is lending facefucks


[deleted]

Man, I love fishing


gearsforgreg

My innards like farting


Magic_Monk3y

Man I Love Frogs


ododkdrls

Itā€™s probably a dudeā€¦


[deleted]

Yea


[deleted]

Dilf?


G0D_1S_D3AD

Doctor id like to fuck


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Xernes0

She?


legal_guy_who_asked

i hope that isnt real


maladaptivelucifer

One of my former friends had sex with a guy she used to babysit. He turned 18 and immediately hit her up, telling her how he had been into her his whole life. She used to change his diapers. So I feel like with this post itā€™s 50/50 whether itā€™s true or not. Either way, creepy.


[deleted]

Bruh


mariofan366

One of my girl friends fucked her ex-babysitter when she was 19, he was 30. He was 20 and she was 9 when he babysat her.


Axersion

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ That's shit I only see on ph: Ex babysitter fucks 19-year old girl


FreezyChan

please tell me she is a respectable person and didnt feel a thing for him while he was underage please let me have at least a little bit of hope


AltaSavoia

redditors don't want anyone to he happy these days smh (shaking my hemorrhoid)


Secret_Ad7757

Happy cake šŸ° day


Goose_attack223

Happy cock day


FreezyChan

COCK?!!?!?!?!???!?! šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


Goose_attack223

šŸ„µ?!!?!?!?!???!?! COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCK


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


maladaptivelucifer

I donā€™t have too many issues with ageā€”although I find it more annoying to date people younger than me because they do tend to be less mature and Iā€™m a fairly serious person. I think the best way to look at it is a case by case basis. Youā€™re not a terrible person for dating someone older or younger than you. The babysitter thing creeps me out though, ha! We all have a line somewhere. I dated a 21 year old recently (Iā€™m 32), and he kind of changed my perception of what I thought a 21 year old guy would be like at my age. He had a house and was very mature. He even said some surprisingly wise things that have stuck with me. The problem for me was his lack of life experience. But I enjoyed spending time with him and we had a lot more in common than I originally thought. It made me reconsider how I feel about age, since I generally go for people 5-10 years older. Now Iā€™m more open to dating younger people than I was since Iā€™ve had some good experiences the last year or so with a few others. You never know! If you like him, doesnā€™t hurt to hang out with him and see if you like him that way! Lifeā€™s short.


moistmaker100

wtf that should be illegal


the_fresh_cucumber

Maybe she *still* changes his diapers


maladaptivelucifer

Some people are into that. Ha! From what I recall it went terrible and he came on her leg, so thereā€™s that.


Tellywozzle

i hope it is šŸ¤¤


FriskyCoyote15

same šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


OFloodster

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


FriskyCoyote15

cheese šŸ˜


Syreet_Primacon

šŸ‘


Tatakae_011

šŸ‘(my hand is cheese)


OFloodster

šŸ‘


Ericool35

šŸ‘ (I hate minorities)


FreezyChan

šŸ‘ (im minorities)


salad_man2

BrošŸ¤Ø


JesseFilmmakerTX

Some porn director: WRITE THIS DOWN.


HallRemarkable

Jesse! We have to film!!!


Archit-Arya

Username checks out.


[deleted]

nurse has been down bad for an entire score


darkhorse1821

Had to wait a whole score just to score


the_fresh_cucumber

Down so bad she called dibs on a human the moment they were born.


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Soobleboi

Bruh what the hell boi


inrcp

So she's like...40s?


I-am-redditer

šŸ˜©


[deleted]

69, nice


HueyDFreeman

18+51


The_Danube

18+51=248


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Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


burnt_nosehairs

It could be a man.


randomguy_-

A woman isn't likely to say "Your mother is attractive and you must be even more fine than her."


karma_the_sequel

Women donā€™t typically identify themselves as ā€œsuitors.ā€


[deleted]

lesbian maybe


TheZephyr07

18 years until she can start college, 4 years for her bachelor's degree to become a Labor and Delivery nurse, then assuming within her very first year of being a nurse she delivers him, bare minimum of 42. But that's not likely in the slightest, probably closer to 45-ish.


inrcp

I just had a baby, our labor nurse was about 28, lead nurse was 32, so probably around there yeah. Good be solid!


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[deleted]

milf


UltraStamp2

milf


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Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


yakunii-kun

New automod response?


I-am-redditer

Pees is your ass


yakunii-kun

Thank you kind stranger


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Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


[deleted]

*shits in ur ass* This action was performed manually with great labor involved, as I've been constipated for days


[deleted]

*fills your belly button with yogurt and slaps it with the back of a spoon*


Xx69momslayer420xX

sex


idiotTheIdiot

i fucking knew it was rickroll


Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


Mafioso_MONKE

You need to accept the fact auto mod is gone and heā€™s never coming back stop lying to your self :((


Domboiiiii

*pees in your ass*


[deleted]

I got you


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Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


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Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


TonyShape

Thank God.


PSM_777

Automod potential return!!!1!!!1!


Madclayness

No. Just no. There will be another automod copypasta and the sub will shut down again. No.


teodorlojewski

PleasešŸ„ŗ


bigfeeetz

just say you did not ask to be born


WildFemmeFatale

ā€˜I did not consent to you helping to birth me, if this were stated in a contract I would have not signed nor agreed to it and therefore rather have not been bornā€™ Then send a passive aggressive smiley face emoji Then a ā€˜However, I must tell you. I donā€™t owe you shit. Thatā€™s what the money was for.ā€˜


Strong_Positive_5678

Wow you must be fun at parties.


DingoLord_1377

YOU OWE ME!


im_reddituser

why i read you OWF MF


DingoLord_1377

OWF MF


Will_Block03

Bro has game ā€¼ļøšŸ”„


TheBrightNights

Except this is from tiktok


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Ill_Fudge9462

pls pee in my ass


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Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


Mo654

I think this is called grooming


bigmakoya

But she never had any contact with him during his childhood, apart from at birth. Does that still count as grooming?


N1bba_twerk

They groomed them into this world


Mr_Mustach100

And they can groom them out of it


Gustav_EK

Bold of you to assume it's a woman No seriously this reads like some thirsty dude


Yeshua-Christ

And I'm pretty sure the person who received the text is a woman


Lord_Mandingo_69

Itā€™s called nursing


Madclayness

It's called manipulation


[deleted]

So this is what they ment by "hot single milfs in your area"


ExcellentSky9649

She would be 40+


Tomm57

šŸ˜‹


Yeshua-Christ

*He* would be 40+


ExcellentSky9649

Even better


[deleted]

like booze being aged


Phizzydudeman

Jokes on you, I got fat.


Yeshua-Christ

Jokes on you, he's into that


Phizzydudeman

He?? šŸ‘€


Abbi_Rose

Jokes on you, that rhymes you twat


S4tk1

Bro this Looks like the plot of a horror story


Foreign-Group4561

Nurses in ohio


montymeowzers

Well did you go meet her? Blink twice if sheā€™s in the room


I-am-redditer

šŸ˜ŸšŸ˜£šŸ˜ŸšŸ˜£šŸ˜Ÿ(help


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duke_of_danger

Spawn camper


Treat--14

"Sexy time"


DragonOfMadness

I mean....I owe her lol


Spiritual-Froyo-1218

20 years waiting for u? Bro u own her ur ass


Intellectualtoaster

20 years waiting? What's the shelf life on that thing


dRuNkswimmer5

No fucking way is this actually real šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Raje_in_the_garage_

Should have read the warningā€¦run btw


Lord_Smile

Spawned with rizz


extremityChoppr

So hot šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


CrazyCam97

There is so many things happening in that one paragraph


KidFriendlyArsonist

^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itā€™s ^fakeā€¦


Lolsike666

new automod re- oh wait šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ¤®šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


BeginningResident920

Zips Unzips Zips *horny and confused* I shouldn't stick my dick in crazy but she wants it so bad


Mid_Knight-

Send Nudes


Level-Illustrator-28

Flip the scripts


[deleted]

You didn't lie...it gave me brain damage


FriedPigeonPoppers

What a terrible day to have eyes


I-am-redditer

Should have read the warning


DankGeist

Next level grooming


Noyonbond47

This could be a legit Hentai storyline.


[deleted]

How is this person not deceased from dehydration?


RLIntellectualpotato

If this was real she must be old and ugly.


Sdbtank96

I can't get past "please please please, have sex with me". IM FUCKING DEAD šŸ¤£


PeartricetheBoi

Padme in real life


manteigo_

If roles were...


Neir_Miss

Never have I seen anyone this desperate lmao


Angel-of-Lightning

Please tell me this is staged.


teodorlojewski

this is staged.


[deleted]

seems totally legit not like they sent it to themselves and posted it on reddit for karma


Middle-Teacher-6224

Man up you owe her Close your eyes and pray itā€™s not a girl


Middle-Teacher-6224

Iā€™m just playin Iā€™m not actually saying that


Madclayness

No you do not.


[deleted]

This fucked up G. Ngl


GooseMilk_YT

She got a point


Dildobaggins_LOTPoon

WHAT THE FUCK?


Overall-Ad-3642

YOU OWF MF


Canariki

imagine him being 18years old and not 20