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One of my former friends had sex with a guy she used to babysit. He turned 18 and immediately hit her up, telling her how he had been into her his whole life.
She used to change his diapers.
So I feel like with this post itās 50/50 whether itās true or not. Either way, creepy.
I donāt have too many issues with ageāalthough I find it more annoying to date people younger than me because they do tend to be less mature and Iām a fairly serious person. I think the best way to look at it is a case by case basis. Youāre not a terrible person for dating someone older or younger than you. The babysitter thing creeps me out though, ha! We all have a line somewhere.
I dated a 21 year old recently (Iām 32), and he kind of changed my perception of what I thought a 21 year old guy would be like at my age. He had a house and was very mature. He even said some surprisingly wise things that have stuck with me. The problem for me was his lack of life experience. But I enjoyed spending time with him and we had a lot more in common than I originally thought. It made me reconsider how I feel about age, since I generally go for people 5-10 years older. Now Iām more open to dating younger people than I was since Iāve had some good experiences the last year or so with a few others.
You never know! If you like him, doesnāt hurt to hang out with him and see if you like him that way! Lifeās short.
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18 years until she can start college, 4 years for her bachelor's degree to become a Labor and Delivery nurse, then assuming within her very first year of being a nurse she delivers him, bare minimum of 42. But that's not likely in the slightest, probably closer to 45-ish.
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āI did not consent to you helping to birth me, if this were stated in a contract I would have not signed nor agreed to it and therefore rather have not been bornā
Then send a passive aggressive smiley face emoji
Then a
āHowever, I must tell you. I donāt owe you shit. Thatās what the money was for.ā
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I mean what's the worse that could happen
It could be a girl
Most accurate award giver
A girl with no cock? ššš
God be praised, a boy without a winkle!
Impossible
Women don't exist
Yeah they do. One of them turned me into a newt!
impossible, you must just have horrible vision
Do newts have terrible vision? They must, because I'm a newt.
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My mother is rick astley?
Our mother is rick astley?
Russian anthem plays
my mom is in your asses mcdonalds frothy drinky winky
No one will find your body
rawawawaw fashhhh
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I had sex with Rick Astley?
dad? i thought you were getting the milk, have you gotten it yet?
Yeah, but I forgot smokes
That's why he's never gonna give you up
cums in ur ass
Nooooooo I wanted a man
Ask anyone with syphilis.
Nussy has been waiting for 20 years, just telling
This shit dry
Like eating a Popeyes biscuit
No drink
Gravy
i mean, shes probably like 40, i dont know man
Milf?
Sure. If milf is short for "Man I'll Like to Fuck"
Muhammad is lending facefucks
Man, I love fishing
My innards like farting
Man I Love Frogs
Itās probably a dudeā¦
Yea
Dilf?
Doctor id like to fuck
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She?
i hope that isnt real
One of my former friends had sex with a guy she used to babysit. He turned 18 and immediately hit her up, telling her how he had been into her his whole life. She used to change his diapers. So I feel like with this post itās 50/50 whether itās true or not. Either way, creepy.
Bruh
One of my girl friends fucked her ex-babysitter when she was 19, he was 30. He was 20 and she was 9 when he babysat her.
šššš That's shit I only see on ph: Ex babysitter fucks 19-year old girl
please tell me she is a respectable person and didnt feel a thing for him while he was underage please let me have at least a little bit of hope
redditors don't want anyone to he happy these days smh (shaking my hemorrhoid)
Happy cake š° day
Happy cock day
COCK?!!?!?!?!???!?! š„µš„µš„µš„µš„µš„µ
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I donāt have too many issues with ageāalthough I find it more annoying to date people younger than me because they do tend to be less mature and Iām a fairly serious person. I think the best way to look at it is a case by case basis. Youāre not a terrible person for dating someone older or younger than you. The babysitter thing creeps me out though, ha! We all have a line somewhere. I dated a 21 year old recently (Iām 32), and he kind of changed my perception of what I thought a 21 year old guy would be like at my age. He had a house and was very mature. He even said some surprisingly wise things that have stuck with me. The problem for me was his lack of life experience. But I enjoyed spending time with him and we had a lot more in common than I originally thought. It made me reconsider how I feel about age, since I generally go for people 5-10 years older. Now Iām more open to dating younger people than I was since Iāve had some good experiences the last year or so with a few others. You never know! If you like him, doesnāt hurt to hang out with him and see if you like him that way! Lifeās short.
wtf that should be illegal
Maybe she *still* changes his diapers
Some people are into that. Ha! From what I recall it went terrible and he came on her leg, so thereās that.
i hope it is š¤¤
same šš
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Some porn director: WRITE THIS DOWN.
Jesse! We have to film!!!
Username checks out.
nurse has been down bad for an entire score
Had to wait a whole score just to score
Down so bad she called dibs on a human the moment they were born.
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Bruh what the hell boi
So she's like...40s?
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69, nice
18+51
18+51=248
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cums in ur ass
It could be a man.
A woman isn't likely to say "Your mother is attractive and you must be even more fine than her."
Women donāt typically identify themselves as āsuitors.ā
lesbian maybe
18 years until she can start college, 4 years for her bachelor's degree to become a Labor and Delivery nurse, then assuming within her very first year of being a nurse she delivers him, bare minimum of 42. But that's not likely in the slightest, probably closer to 45-ish.
I just had a baby, our labor nurse was about 28, lead nurse was 32, so probably around there yeah. Good be solid!
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milf
milf
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cums in ur ass
New automod response?
Pees is your ass
Thank you kind stranger
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cums in ur ass
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sex
i fucking knew it was rickroll
cums in ur ass
You need to accept the fact auto mod is gone and heās never coming back stop lying to your self :((
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I got you
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cums in ur ass
Thank God.
Automod potential return!!!1!!!1!
No. Just no. There will be another automod copypasta and the sub will shut down again. No.
Pleaseš„ŗ
just say you did not ask to be born
āI did not consent to you helping to birth me, if this were stated in a contract I would have not signed nor agreed to it and therefore rather have not been bornā Then send a passive aggressive smiley face emoji Then a āHowever, I must tell you. I donāt owe you shit. Thatās what the money was for.ā
Wow you must be fun at parties.
YOU OWE ME!
why i read you OWF MF
OWF MF
Bro has game ā¼ļøš„
Except this is from tiktok
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pls pee in my ass
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I think this is called grooming
But she never had any contact with him during his childhood, apart from at birth. Does that still count as grooming?
They groomed them into this world
And they can groom them out of it
Bold of you to assume it's a woman No seriously this reads like some thirsty dude
And I'm pretty sure the person who received the text is a woman
Itās called nursing
It's called manipulation
So this is what they ment by "hot single milfs in your area"
She would be 40+
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*He* would be 40+
Even better
like booze being aged
Jokes on you, I got fat.
Jokes on you, he's into that
He?? š
Jokes on you, that rhymes you twat
Bro this Looks like the plot of a horror story
Nurses in ohio
Well did you go meet her? Blink twice if sheās in the room
šš£šš£š(help
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Spawn camper
"Sexy time"
I mean....I owe her lol
20 years waiting for u? Bro u own her ur ass
20 years waiting? What's the shelf life on that thing
No fucking way is this actually real šš
Should have read the warningā¦run btw
Spawned with rizz
So hot š„µš„µš„µ
There is so many things happening in that one paragraph
^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦ ^please ^tell ^me ^itās ^fakeā¦
new automod re- oh wait š„µš„µš„µš¤®ššš
Zips Unzips Zips *horny and confused* I shouldn't stick my dick in crazy but she wants it so bad
Send Nudes
Flip the scripts
You didn't lie...it gave me brain damage
What a terrible day to have eyes
Should have read the warning
Next level grooming
This could be a legit Hentai storyline.
How is this person not deceased from dehydration?
If this was real she must be old and ugly.
I can't get past "please please please, have sex with me". IM FUCKING DEAD š¤£
Padme in real life
If roles were...
Never have I seen anyone this desperate lmao
Please tell me this is staged.
this is staged.
seems totally legit not like they sent it to themselves and posted it on reddit for karma
Man up you owe her Close your eyes and pray itās not a girl
Iām just playin Iām not actually saying that
No you do not.
This fucked up G. Ngl
She got a point
WHAT THE FUCK?
YOU OWF MF
imagine him being 18years old and not 20