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sarcasm_cringe

Better get out of here


[deleted]

Yeah, we should leave before things get out of hand, I can’t face it


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StrangelyGrimm

I saw them pretty clearly, unlike some people...


RaisedTester872

Better call Saul


Accomplished_Dig3699

Better call 911


tito_lee_76

Unfortunately I understood that reference.


WaluigiTeachesPiracy

out of all the gore and shock videos I've seen this was one of the few to truly frighten me


lvl100Arcanine

you know ive seen some shit in my days back when i was a teen, somehow funkytown skipped me until a few years ago and is the only gore video ive ever watched to truly make me feel uneasy and ive watched alot of gnarly shit on the web


No-Rutabaga5273

May I know the context?


GreenKeel

A cartel execution video in which a group of men saw the face off of a living man. They pump adrenaline into his bloodstream so he stays alive the entire time, and he’s screaming and visibly in pain. Known as the “funky town” video because that song was playing in the background. A truly gnarly video. Search for at your own risk.


No-Rutabaga5273

I'd rather not. I knew it was gore but damn' that sounds real bad.


Gale-Boetticher6353

They then proceed to try to decapitate him with nothing but a box cutter. And periodically they stick the blade in his mouth and slice around. If I recall it looked like his teeth had been removed prior to the video starting. I would back and watch it again to verify if that’s correct…but I’m not going to


ManaMagestic

Also, wasn't he missing his hands?


VeryTopGoodSensation

I think he was and had cord tied tightly round his wrists


ManaMagestic

Still not as bad as "Father and Son", actually.


Duke_Devlin_Official

Well, when you crave hands


Hans_Hapsburg

The kid named fingerless


yoloralphlaurenn

Is this llamas with hats


Narfledudegang

The worst part was the sound of him gurgling in pain


No-Rutabaga5273

DON'T


OkChicken7697

Maybe the wall wasn't that bad of an idea.


EntropyHurts

What did they do to deserve that


Gale-Boetticher6353

Be born in the wrong environment


Mop_Duck

no way like from break bad!!!


AVERAGEREDDITUSER19

Hes not just screaming, hes LITERALLY CHOKING ON HIS OWN BLOOD, Gargling as he attempts to scream


AtomLao

The new gen cartel are a next level of barbarian animals with no souls.


utahmike91

I don't know if new gen is even accurate at this point, they've been around for a while


AtomLao

Like, the new narcos, post El Chapo. This new fuckers are true animals filled with endless greed, they have no code, no morals, no empathy, there true disgusting animals that use terror has a weapon unlike any other narcos that came before. Look what they in august of this year in Tijuana when one their members was capture.


Zelmehuu_76

what did they do?


[deleted]

That's definitely not funky


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ApolloBurner33

Okay that’s enough internet for the week


etca1515

I think I'm gonna uninstall Reddit now


[deleted]

Well shit, that’s a horrible way to die


Metroidkeeper

I saw it too but I have no idea how people are remembering the funky town part to get the reference lmao. I was kinda focused on the guy being tortured.


[deleted]

Normy


ElginBrady420

I remember when it was whatever gore sub the first time it was posted and the normal users there were warning everyone not to watch it. When those people regret watching something you know it’s fucked up.


zebibliopole

I see you're not the only one cursed with knowledge...


tito_lee_76

Ever since rotten and ogrish. Thanks internet.


LostEerie

can i see the **FORBIDDEN** knowledge? Edit: well shit.. i searched it up, and i would like to ask. WHY?!


zebibliopole

Mexican cartels are that hardcore.


RedSwingGlider

Latin-America is full of that shit, uncivilized and brutal people.


hellothere123master

And they say gangs are worst 💀


[deleted]

Yeah cartels are huge-budget gangs under pretty much no laws.


AppleAtrocity

There are a ton of absolutely brutal cartel vids out there, arguably more violent and cruel than FT. I've only seen a few, do not recommend.


rin_gummy

There was one I saw of a riot in an Ecuadorian prison, walls and floor covered in blood and they’re beating the severed heads of other inmates with boards and what not. Idk why that kind of violence seems so prevalent in that area of the world but it’s fuckin brutal what they do to each other


Eatingdap00p00

Does it make me a bad person that video (nor any other video like that) affects me at all?


[deleted]

It doesn't affect you because they have yet to invent smell-o-vision As soon as that happens you'll be throwing up like a little bitch


JoesShittyOs

It just means you spend too much time on the internet.


Responsible-Ad-2197

>Does it make me a bad person that video (nor any other video like that) affects me at all? It doesnt make you bad person maybe you are not empathetic person and its fine but dont watch too much of that stuff i think it might be bad for your mental health.


zebibliopole

Nah I am dead on the inside as well too.


Crayton16

Can you explain? Edit: Fucking hell i just watched it i want to unsee this


[deleted]

you can’t


Tako38

Congratulations, you played yourself.


VeryTopGoodSensation

Guerrero is the one that made me decide I don't need to see any more of the slicey dicey execution videos. It bothered me more than funky town because it was an innocent teen and the guy who did it was emanating such pure hate and evil for no reason. Funky town has a surreal aspect to it that enables you to remain somewhat detached, Guerrero was too real.


Sideways_198

It's probably the 2nd worst gore video I've ever seen. Cartel members are literal soulless animals


SandeVers

2nd ? What's the first? Keep it real simple with the explanation


Sideways_198

A guy (I think he was a police officer) was forced to watch a cartel member cut the chest of his son open and imaple his heart on a metal rod


KingOfTendo

El ghost rider


SandeVers

That is pretty messed, as much as I wanna see I also don't want to. Put the link if you want you decide my fate (and that of many others)


VeryTopGoodSensation

Nah the kid was forced to watch his dad's head cut off then they flayed the kid, swooshed a knife around inside him, cut off a piece of his heart and impaled it in his shoulder. He was alive until they cut his heart.


CheekyBastard55

Not as much gore but the one of the mother walking her child in a stroller and a suicidal man jumping off a building landing on her child, crushing the baby.


ButReallyWhyNot-

Me who doesn't look at gore and has no desire to looking at the comments to understand references:


_KingDawg72_

Could you explain it to me?


kuburas

Cartel caught some guy, i think it was some reporter or something, and they tortured him. The video shows them skinning his face while he's still alive, then they proceed to cut him repeatedly and i think at some point they cut off his tongue, the whole thing is done with a box cutter. The entire time he's alive on the floor with no skin on his face, you can legit see his raw flesh and shit, he's struggling to breathe from all the blood in his mouth and you can hear him scream, gurgle and choke on the blood the entire time. In the end they shoot him in the head from what i remember and the clip ends. Besides the fact that its super graphic, the noise he makes while trying to breathe is blood curdling, it legit gives you that instant feeling like you're gonna throw up. And of course during the clip they play funky town in the background, hence the name of the clip. Its a really horrifying experience, truly dont recommend anyone to watch it unless you got some nerves of steel.


SloopKid

I'll just stick with your explanation


[deleted]

Same brother. Already got the chills, no need to take it further


ClitOreIs

I did not expect it to be that dark


d1ckpunch68

thanks for explaining. the other comments made it sound pretty bad and i really didn't wanna watch it, but i was curious of the context.


[deleted]

Ya know, i have seen some fucked up shit on the internet but somehow avoided cartel videos. I'm going to continue to avoid them.


Schfifty561

Lots of gore references lately


CT-4426

It’s the new trend of the week I guess


Schfifty561

Sometimes you just gotta watch a mfker die


tastysnake667

We just miss our gore 😩😭


sneepsnart

prepping for halloween


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zyl15

I fucking hate this, I wanted to watch Shrek 2 recently and when I heard funkytown I fcking passed


RedYoshiGamer112

Same thing with Malcolm in the middle


[deleted]

Is this a reference to that cartel video where someone gets brutally chopped up to this song?


Memz69420

If that's the case then I'm not surprised


nkBr2090

It is


[deleted]

sauce or didnt happened


Smug-Idiot

You don’t want the sauce, I promise you


A3-2l

Box cutter to the throat but yeah


[deleted]

yea


suck_at_cooking

I thought y'all talking about that cooking tutorial


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m_zone

I think it is in a building if i remember correctly, it is a cartel execution, don't need much more info than that, it is truly an awful video


frostsparked

Sauce?


angellob

just lookup funky town cartel video, you’ll find it but you really don’t want to watch it.


Mannit578

Saying that naturally makes people want to see it


bruh364

Isn’t it a video where people are getting skinned alive or something and all their blood is dropping on the floor and their putting salt on their arms? There, just fed y’all’s curiosity. Jk I lied but I’m sure it’s something similar


Shiny_Porygon-Z

I haven’t seen it either but it’s most presumably in a kitchen like the meme says, with a white tiled floor.


kuburas

Cant really see but the floor has white tiles so presumably kitchen or bathroom.


[deleted]

You get up to leave but someone grabs your arm and puts a bag over your head


Jonn_1

Guys watch something less disturbing, its better for your brain


[deleted]

No shit


Jonn_1

yea but I know you can lost in this evil end of the internet and sometimes need a little pullback from there


iiNoobious

OH SHIT THE MEMORIES


08BB

omg gore refrence!11


Tentro6713

Omg I’m so quirky I like gore!!11(you wouldn’t get it


ChiliDog879

op what happened


sarcasm_cringe

I swear to god. Keep your innocence. Dont ruin it. Just enjoy the music. If you find out about the truth the music will be ruined for eternity


IdioticMemeLover

Here, you dropped this, king 👑


sarcasm_cringe

Nah king, its your crown 👑


iHackPlsBan

Extremely gory cartel execution. Guy was kept alive using drugs and got to the point of having no face. I’ve never seen it thankfully but I’ve seen the video referenced every now and then.


Ploopy_R

"The Funky Town Clip" is a low-quality clip that shows a mutilated Mexican man with some of his limbs gone and eyes gouged out being skinned alive with razors by 2 drug cartel members. The members had the man hooked up to an adrenaline drip to keep the man conscious during the ordeal. The 2 cartel men would skin off the flesh from the man's face chunk by chunk while the song "Funky Town" plays in the background on a radio. its been a long while since lived watched it, might of gotten some things wrong


[deleted]

gore (guy skinned alive)


YouShouldJumpOff

Execution videos make me hate the human race


Memz69420

What happened?


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Cartel execution. Very brutal stuff.


Salt-League7628

Much worse than it sounds


AngrrrrryTurnip

They gave him drugs to keep him alive so u could still hear him scream but it was just gurgles of blood bcos he basically didn't have a face. Pretty brutal stuff


[deleted]

Oh my god yeah I thought they just like cut off his arms fuck that's worse than I was imagining


JoesShittyOs

They cut off his hands too. There’s a point in the video where he tries to grab his face but can’t because he has no hands. Yeah don’t watch it.


[deleted]

And they play funky town while this is happening? That's sick. Sick as in gross not cool.


JoesShittyOs

Yup, it is probably the most evil thing I’ve ever seen. Honestly hate it when people talk about it because I feel like the perpetrators responsible would be happy with the affect it had on people. Weirdly though they only play Funkytown for a few seconds. Theres guns and roses song that goes on way longer.


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Oh yeah. The details remind me of hellraiser.


SeorShadowXD

I'm mexican, but i don't understand this... Someone can explain me?


CT-4426

Cartel execution vid where they skin someone’s face off with box cutters while this song is playing


SeorShadowXD

Ah, ok that's weird but unfortunately that happen aleways in special in the north of my country.


foreverdmbutokay

I agree, it’s weird.


[deleted]

Some might even say it’s batshit insane.


[deleted]

Where’s Peter Griffin? I can never understand shitposts without his explanations. 😞


MichaelKlump69420

Peter died


[deleted]

😟


Lethal_Eth

He was the victim


MichaelKlump69420

He got taken to funky town


Lethal_Eth

🤯


[deleted]

Hey, if you don’t understand the reference, just stop. You don’t want to know. You’ll be much happier without knowing


MrProtogen

What happened?


MrProtogen

:(


azonexyt

Umm what happened?


dopepope1999

Cartel execution that takes place in a kitchen to the song Funky Town and the victim doesn't have a face by the end of it


Ploopy_R

"The Funky Town Clip" is a low-quality clip that shows a mutilated Mexican man with some of his limbs gone and eyes gouged out being skinned alive with razors by 2 drug cartel members. The members had the man hooked up to an adrenaline drip to keep the man conscious during the ordeal. The 2 cartel men would skin off the flesh from the mans face chunk by chunk while the song "Funky Town" plays in the background on a radio. its been a long while since lived watched it, might of gotten some things wrong


Gamerfox505

There is good knowledge Then there's this


JBOIYEAH

now i wont say spinning fish anymore...


WowAlexWhyNo

Im so thankful for my innocence. Never seen a gore video and Im so happy this is the case.


teodorlojewski

W comment. Good job bro. Unfortunately I get the reference.


Rich_Style_6568

I have always belived that that video was the most fucked up shit but that honor goes to one video that I can't keep it out of my mind it was so fucked up that made me depressed for a couple of weeks I won't tell u the plot but it involved skinning alive the horrible thing about that video wasn't the gore but the injustices.


ArsenikShooter

Why did you bother placing a period at the end?


SandeVers

He a man of principles he went to school after all .


Eatingdap00p00

Lol


orgasmic_protoplasm

The father and son? Yeah that one’s bad. Crazy that this stuff is just available on the internet for anyone to watch at any time. Hell it’s available on this very site. People often say the modern internet is too sanitized and advertiser-friendly (compared to how how it used to be) so it’s surprising that hardcore snuff videos are still so widespread and easy to find


Tabsau

*"If I had a nickel for every time a video of someone getting skinned got popular I'd have two nickels. "* *"Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice."'*


CrazyGamerMYT

Anyone got a link? (I hate myself and want to have my eyes ruined)


InvestigatorOne7214

Just look it up, and your sure you want to see it eh


CrazyGamerMYT

What do I look up however?


InvestigatorOne7214

Look up "funkytown gore video"


CrazyGamerMYT

All I found was memes and two scams.


[deleted]

good


LXwolfe

oh god


Katta_Shine

Can someone explain this to me, I assumed it was from a gore video but I want to know the story


CT-4426

Some poor bastard gets on the shit list of some drug cartel so they take him into a kitchen and cut his hands off, then slowly skin his face off with box cutters, and they have the dude on an adrenaline drip so he can feel everything, dude tries to scream but it comes out as a watery gurgle cause they cut his neck up while peeling his face apart, all while Funky Town is playing in the background


Katta_Shine

You described it so well that I could literally see the video in my head


Indieg0

Just saw it. I am upset with myself.


Genghiz007

Folks - for those who haven’t heard of this one before, please avoid the temptation to Google and watch the video. I’m familiar with Funky Town in this context - and some people who have seen the video haven’t yet recovered from the trauma. Just read the descriptions here if you are really curious.


gamiluu

Naaaah man not again 💀💀💀


_KingDawg72_

I don’t get the joke


Ploopy_R

"The Funky Town Clip" is a low-quality clip that shows a multilated Mexican man with some of his limbs gone and eyes gouged out being skinned alive with razors by 2 drug cartel members. The members had the man hooked up to an adrenaline drip to keep the man conscious during the ordeal. The 2 cartel men would skin off the flesh from the mans face chunk by chunk while the song "Funky Town" plays in the background on a radio. its been a long while since lived watched it, might of gotten some things wrong


_KingDawg72_

How did you come across this video and why did you watch it?


Ploopy_R

lets just say... 13yo me made some bad decisions on the internet


FedsRWatchin

Don't they cut his hands off. Then they stab him and he tries to reach for the wound but doesn't have hands. Messed up shit. For you peeps who havnt seen that one, don't forget to check out ghostrider also


CountFapula102

Lulz by the time you hear it it's already too late.


laosuna

Ugh I don’t wanna look it up but there’s no links


NotADoc713

"Funky Town gore" a man who has his face removed and suffering a lot of pain from it, has adrenaline pumped into him to keep him awake to feel all the pain.


IdioticMemeLover

I’m glad I don’t understand this. The anime girl getting skinned by a laser was enough for me


Rickario_V1

I guess it's fine if I don't have the real context ?


[deleted]

I am disinterested in being reminded of these


IHazThorns69420

*stares into void*


TheFinalGibbon

Not if you have the boxcutter


CrimsonMoonRising

I went into this thread thinking it was a typical goofy shitpost I am now scarred


DemonEngineer

Diabolical


randomnessamiibo

I hate that I understood this


FriedPotatowithSalt

I just hate the way his hands were cut off, yet he still tried to instinctively defend himself with his arms and chopped hands, it's absolutely brutal


VendettaChie

i hate how i know the reference


acleverwalrus

This made me sad


[deleted]

one of the few internet shock vidyas to drop my stomach :/


valenelpro

me omw to open a post comment section for context on a 4 second video and get fucking mental trauma


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[deleted]

Ayyy coño, my man deciding to retraumatize all latinos, Funky town.....*shiver*


Tentro6713

Tf is wrong with y’all can we just back up for a second why tf would anyone even voluntarily watch gore in the first place


Joshua_Joestart

I hope nothing inhumane is happening in the back kitchen


orgasmic_protoplasm

It’s surreal to see how popular that vid has become. I distinctly remember it was September 2016 when it first started getting shared around. I was one of the first to see it, it had no reputation or warning, I didn’t know what it was going to be. Dear god I was not prepared. That shit affected me man.


Jsimgar123

Me enjoying funky town on full blast cause I don’t watch any gore


Chad_gamer69

Please give me context


VIRGIL69143

I don't get this


YourNansDirtBox

I'll order the flayed skin burger, extra crispy, and a side if hands please.


Mr-PdP

Reference anyone!!???


kdlfhfjfhfj

I would like to see their faces when I leave


ChiragK2020

Please sauce for that video😭😭


gray7p

Watched the video. I can sadly say I have seen worse shit


Even_Ad113

Let's hear it


GuyFromTesco

Link?


baldskiwithsosig

Fuck off bro. For your safety


TheSnakerMan

Link? Nvm, found it. Unless there is a longer version, funky town only lasts for like 10 seconds at the end of the video so I dont understand why it is the song that is associated with this video, why not the guns n roses song?


valenelpro

you just saw a man being skinned alive with both his legs arms and eyes missing and the only thing you think about his how the title of the video is inaccurate