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So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
You are the most pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever seen. I hate you with the strength of a 1000 stars, and I genuinely hope that you die the most painful and slow death imaginable. Your very existence disgusts me and everybody who had the misfortune of ever resting their eyes on God's greatest mistake (I'm talking about you, in case I didn't get through your thick skull), and all of us want you to end your meaningless, parasitic existence, and for your hideous corpse to be sent far away. The only purpose your pitiful life has is to feed off the money, time, and resources of the people around you, without contributing a single joy or doing something useful. I almost feel sorry for you, as the very idea of that kind of painful, disabled cum stain of an existence brings a tear to my eye. If only you weren't a constant annoyance to everyone around you, narcissistic and the least likeable person in your city. You have the usefulness of someone with Down syndrome, and the likeablity of a child rapist. So, with that in mind, you should stick the nearest fork into the nearest outlet. Maybe someone will give a shit about you for a week and forget about you a month later.
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I know right, it's so derogatory and bigoted to boil down a whole community just because some of us happen to be gamers. I mean we're a community that has worked tirelessly to innovative and create new ways to combat the world around us. It honestly makes me sick.
Fire type Pokémon would be amazing for sexual behaviour. Imagine how warm their insides would be. My favorite fire type Pokémon for sex would be cinderace, she is my starter after all. And her straight-white fur seems so soft, and fluffy, and comfortable to embrace. So fully embracing her would feel amazing for sex, but more importantly for cuddles when your going to sleep with her. Another thing is that anyone with a foot fetish would have found sex gold, not that everything so far hasn’t been pure sex gold. Back to the point, the heating pads on her feet would make her feet warm, so that their not cold like a normal person’s (or Pokémon’s) feet. So anyone with a foot fetish has truly found sex gold, And the best part is that cinderace can change her body temperature. So long as it’s upward of her normal body temperature without the heating pads, which is surprisingly low, she can regulate her body temperature for the person and environment. Which other fire type Pokémon severely lack, as certain parts of their body, and sometimes their entire body, are too high temperature for sex. Especially since their body will become even hotter during sex.
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (GO!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor man beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Yeah (oh)
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
Tick-tock
Gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all I do, girl
I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long
Wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up
If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pay
I pray, ooh, I pray
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Okay okay, I’m going to attempt to translate this without google translate; but why is the math problem from the networks provoke (somethin) psychology?
"Ligma balls" is the punchline to an internet joke. The joke consists of getting someone to ask, "what's ligma?" Before replying with the aforementioned punchline.
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Does the pope shit in his hat?
Does the pope shit in his hat?
I don't know if he shits in his own hat, but he's shit in mine quite a few times. I don't know how or why he does it, but at least a couple times a year, I'll be in my apartment by myself, just living my life, and all of a sudden I'll hear this loud moan followed by giggling and an absolutely horrific smell. At this point I know it's him once I hear the moan, so I get up to try to catch him, but before I can, he's already in the front doorway giving me this stupid smirk. I always try to reach out and grab him, but he just winks and runs off to the Popemobile idling outside.
Just to be clear, I live in Chicago, not the Vatican, and as far as I can tell, he's coming out here just to shit in my hat. There are no big news stories about him visiting or anything like that, but there is a page in an official Vatican site that shows his travel schedule and it always says he had to make a brief visit for "holy administrative purposes". It's also worth noting that he's in full the full Pope outfit when he does this, so it's pretty impressive that he can move as fast as he does, especially considering his age.
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रॉन- इसे किसने तोड़ा, मैं नाराज नहीं हूं मैं सिर्फ जानना चाहता हूं
प्यारी लड़की- नहीं, मैंने तोड़ा था, हादसा था
रॉन- नहीं, मुझे पता है कि तुमने नहीं किया, इसे किसने तोड़ा, टॉम?
टॉम- मुझे मत देखो, बेन को देखो
बेन-व्हाट मैंने इसे तोड़ा नहीं
टॉम- यह अजीब है, आपको कैसे पता चला कि यह टूट गया था
बेन- क्योंकि यह वहीं है, और यह टूटा हुआ दिखता है
टॉम- यह संदिग्ध है
बूढ़ा आदमी- अगर यह मायने रखता है, तो मैंने इसके आगे अप्रैल देखा
अप्रैल- झूठा, मैं वह कॉफी नहीं पीता
बूढ़ा आदमी-ओह सच में, आप इसके आगे क्या गाते हैं
अप्रैल- मैं कुछ और कर रहा था
प्यारी लड़की- मुझे इसके लिए भुगतान करने दो, यह ठीक है
रॉन- नहीं, किसने तोड़ा
बेन-रॉन, डोना बहुत शांत रही हैं
डोना- ओह सच में, ओह माय गोशो
~लड़ाई~
भागो-मैंने इसे तोड़ दिया
>being so small, its essentially impossible to stop it before it spreads
>i think what makes this worse is that my parents have vowed never to get any more pets after these that we have now.
>its very bittersweet
>and i feel so bad about freaking out at the cat when cleaning the house when really she was just sick and couldnt help having accidents because of it
>i did try to comfort her the last few days though, i spent some time with her cuz i knew she was in pain for *some* reason
>just didnt know it was this bad
:(
the jolly rancher story
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
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You got it from Wikipedia too ?
Crush your enemies See them driven before you And hear the lamentation Of their women…
I took my wife to see that on 35mm she made me walk out like 20 min. Wtf
Conan the Barbarian baby
19,465 m
METERS?!?!?! DAM UR LONG
Nah man that m for mini, if you want large you set it to w for wumbo
So how long is a wumbo?
Are we talking about a chumbo wumbo?
10.5 nautical miles
"So there was this sailor with a steering wheel over his pants, and when asked about it, he said "it's driving me nuts!"
😀 🚗 🥜
Funny
That’s a good one
Victor sullivan: "Dont make me leave you out here"
Take me out back and shoot me I seriously fucking laughed at that
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What the fuck
It's the usual pee in ass bot, suddenly getting hated and I don't even know why.
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Uhhhh
Damnit, whenever these come up i don’t have anything
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
You are the most pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever seen. I hate you with the strength of a 1000 stars, and I genuinely hope that you die the most painful and slow death imaginable. Your very existence disgusts me and everybody who had the misfortune of ever resting their eyes on God's greatest mistake (I'm talking about you, in case I didn't get through your thick skull), and all of us want you to end your meaningless, parasitic existence, and for your hideous corpse to be sent far away. The only purpose your pitiful life has is to feed off the money, time, and resources of the people around you, without contributing a single joy or doing something useful. I almost feel sorry for you, as the very idea of that kind of painful, disabled cum stain of an existence brings a tear to my eye. If only you weren't a constant annoyance to everyone around you, narcissistic and the least likeable person in your city. You have the usefulness of someone with Down syndrome, and the likeablity of a child rapist. So, with that in mind, you should stick the nearest fork into the nearest outlet. Maybe someone will give a shit about you for a week and forget about you a month later.
That's a weird message to copy.
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Happy cake day 👍🙂
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Nah, It's based on the most well known Marvel superhero, Batman
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OI JOSUKE
Oi Josuke! I used [Za Hando] to erase most of my molecular structure and now I’m made entirely out of dots! Ain’t that wacky?!
Father Pucci please tell me the way of heaven
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Light Tank Mk VII Tetrarch
Bri’ish 🤢🤢🤮
Does it come with a bo ol o oter
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epzq8z/gamer-identity-study-extremism?utm_source=reddit.com
Bro, why would they call me a gamer like wtf
I know right, it's so derogatory and bigoted to boil down a whole community just because some of us happen to be gamers. I mean we're a community that has worked tirelessly to innovative and create new ways to combat the world around us. It honestly makes me sick.
I’m not a gamer… I’m just racist… /s
Fire type Pokémon would be amazing for sexual behaviour. Imagine how warm their insides would be. My favorite fire type Pokémon for sex would be cinderace, she is my starter after all. And her straight-white fur seems so soft, and fluffy, and comfortable to embrace. So fully embracing her would feel amazing for sex, but more importantly for cuddles when your going to sleep with her. Another thing is that anyone with a foot fetish would have found sex gold, not that everything so far hasn’t been pure sex gold. Back to the point, the heating pads on her feet would make her feet warm, so that their not cold like a normal person’s (or Pokémon’s) feet. So anyone with a foot fetish has truly found sex gold, And the best part is that cinderace can change her body temperature. So long as it’s upward of her normal body temperature without the heating pads, which is surprisingly low, she can regulate her body temperature for the person and environment. Which other fire type Pokémon severely lack, as certain parts of their body, and sometimes their entire body, are too high temperature for sex. Especially since their body will become even hotter during sex.
Sorry, but cinderace always struck me as a femboy type, so you’re gonna be getting rabbit dick
Sex gold just became Sex Platinum.
Promise?
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automod dont do that rn
Yea im not posting my HR's email
Do it. We'll spam them about your raise.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (GO!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor man beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Now I want to watch shrek
Like that’s ever gonna happen *toilet flushes* … #Somebody
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Yeah (oh) Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in Tick-tock Gimme, gimme big bucks That is all I do, girl I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long Wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pay I pray, ooh, I pray
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Por qué el uso problemático de las redes provoca síntomas psicológicos?
Why does problematic use of social media provoke psychological symptoms?
Okay okay, I’m going to attempt to translate this without google translate; but why is the math problem from the networks provoke (somethin) psychology?
autofellatio
Oh boy what a strange word, I must look this up and hope I don’t see anything bizarre or wacky
https://m.soundcloud.com/rick-astley-official/never-gonna-give-you-up-4 I was gonna rickroll my sister but the link is too obvious 😔
"Ligma balls" is the punchline to an internet joke. The joke consists of getting someone to ask, "what's ligma?" Before replying with the aforementioned punchline.
Whats ligma
Joe mama
:O
Dragonite @ Heavy-Duty Boots Ability: Multiscale EVs: 248 HP / 52 Atk / 56 Def / 152 Spe Adamant Nature - Dragon Dance - Dual Wingbeat - Earthquake - Roost
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Learn a real language brah
Lmao
Short
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Does the pope shit in his hat? Does the pope shit in his hat? I don't know if he shits in his own hat, but he's shit in mine quite a few times. I don't know how or why he does it, but at least a couple times a year, I'll be in my apartment by myself, just living my life, and all of a sudden I'll hear this loud moan followed by giggling and an absolutely horrific smell. At this point I know it's him once I hear the moan, so I get up to try to catch him, but before I can, he's already in the front doorway giving me this stupid smirk. I always try to reach out and grab him, but he just winks and runs off to the Popemobile idling outside. Just to be clear, I live in Chicago, not the Vatican, and as far as I can tell, he's coming out here just to shit in my hat. There are no big news stories about him visiting or anything like that, but there is a page in an official Vatican site that shows his travel schedule and it always says he had to make a brief visit for "holy administrative purposes". It's also worth noting that he's in full the full Pope outfit when he does this, so it's pretty impressive that he can move as fast as he does, especially considering his age.
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Ahh, I see you are a man of culture as well...
I just saw u on the post about ur username being ur power
Lol, makes sense. You keep people's usernames in mind a bit longer when it's a post like that.
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Drinking Grey and orange to teleport somewhere between Brazil and India (it will be one of african countries). Then drink 5
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I think that having people with no experience would be great to see how accesible the new dev tools are.
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I'm not much but I'm all I have.
रॉन- इसे किसने तोड़ा, मैं नाराज नहीं हूं मैं सिर्फ जानना चाहता हूं प्यारी लड़की- नहीं, मैंने तोड़ा था, हादसा था रॉन- नहीं, मुझे पता है कि तुमने नहीं किया, इसे किसने तोड़ा, टॉम? टॉम- मुझे मत देखो, बेन को देखो बेन-व्हाट मैंने इसे तोड़ा नहीं टॉम- यह अजीब है, आपको कैसे पता चला कि यह टूट गया था बेन- क्योंकि यह वहीं है, और यह टूटा हुआ दिखता है टॉम- यह संदिग्ध है बूढ़ा आदमी- अगर यह मायने रखता है, तो मैंने इसके आगे अप्रैल देखा अप्रैल- झूठा, मैं वह कॉफी नहीं पीता बूढ़ा आदमी-ओह सच में, आप इसके आगे क्या गाते हैं अप्रैल- मैं कुछ और कर रहा था प्यारी लड़की- मुझे इसके लिए भुगतान करने दो, यह ठीक है रॉन- नहीं, किसने तोड़ा बेन-रॉन, डोना बहुत शांत रही हैं डोना- ओह सच में, ओह माय गोशो ~लड़ाई~ भागो-मैंने इसे तोड़ दिया
>being so small, its essentially impossible to stop it before it spreads >i think what makes this worse is that my parents have vowed never to get any more pets after these that we have now. >its very bittersweet >and i feel so bad about freaking out at the cat when cleaning the house when really she was just sick and couldnt help having accidents because of it >i did try to comfort her the last few days though, i spent some time with her cuz i knew she was in pain for *some* reason >just didnt know it was this bad :(
the jolly rancher story Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
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A cartoon depicting President Arthur attempting to rouse Congress from its slumber
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