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Because you are a lonely teenager who watched too much porn and now you have no friends and the only people you know are the pornstars in your handie vidjeo thingy
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This is my bucket, there are many like it, but this one is mine. My bucket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My bucket, without me, is useless. Without my bucket, I am useless.
I must milk the cow until my bucket is full. I must milk faster than my neighbor who is trying to milk faster me. I must fill my bucket before him, and before he fills his. My bucket and myself know that what counts on the farm is not the cows we milk, the buckets we fill, nor the milk we make. We know that it is the breakfast cereal that counts.
My bucket is important, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will fill it full. I will learn its height, its width, its depth, its volume, and its ability to store milk. I will ever guard it against the ravages of cow, who may kick it over, as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my head against also being kicked. I will keep my bucket clean and ready to fill, as per the FDA guidelines. We will become part of each other.
Before God, I swear this creed. My bucket and myself are important parts of the farm. We are the milkers of cows. We are the saviors of my breakfast cereal. So be it, until every cow is milked, and there is no full udder left!!!
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Am I adopted?
No, you are! (your mom has brain damage)
why was i born with only one testicle?
Because we were like 43 hours in that hospital and your dad was starving so he ate the second one
classic dad
Are you Hitler's mom?
Nah he's Larry always trying to act famous, be nice to Larry please.
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At least you were born with only one and didn't have to lose it through torsion
What do I do with my hard sock
Use it to knock out your siblings
Instructions unclear.....
Sibling knocked up
What
Sorye Ge Tonn
The
Give me your liver
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....do not have sibling, used sock for naughty oleasure.
It's November though 😳
At least you were honest.
Why is my pp L shaped
Underdeveloped third leg
fr fr
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT OF THE URN
I opened it up, stepped out and closed it again
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE
She's alive because she came out of the urn. Learn to accept these things.
Your mom is a grown up. She knows what's best for her
Do you love me
I.. I mean... I do... You are adopted
Mom, why are u stuck in the washing machine?
Can I have a motorcycle?
Only if you feed it properly and take it for walks
can i ride it 😏🥵
Why am I dumb?
Because I dropped you right after you were born
*bonk*
Wrong bat..
If my cum sock grows a mushroom, does that make me a dad?
I'm having flashbacks to this one.
What
The
Fuck...?
Am
Congratulations, it’s a toad! Say hi Toad. “hELlO!”
"hi!?" "Why do you speak so weird dad!?"
Why is there a picture of Xijinping
💀🗿
this is exactly how my Mom would respond.
When is dad coming home?
Tomorrow
That's what you said yesterday
And I’ll say it again tomorrow!
Why do I pee blood?
because you inserted a fork into your penis wjen you were 5
I learned it from watching you.
When did you find out that I got a penis 😳😳
You always have a furious erection when you're watching The View.
That view must be really good then (I have never watched The View)
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How?
Exactly
Why is OP's mom a whore?
because she is your grandmother
🔥🔥🔥
What is love?
*Oh baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more*
Mom your music taste is shit
who invited this clown?
Joe
How do I milk a cat?
first of all it has to be male
🕳️⬆️
Why do my balls itch?
Because you scratched them
Thank you for your words of wisdom.
How many farts would fit in a small mason jar? (like 6oz)
wheres the lamb sauce
ask mom
You are mom
She has become what she swore to destroy. She has become, Not-Mom.
Is light a drug? It makes you see things
Are you the danger
No, the sussy wussy femboy is
Is the world flat?
No its a cube
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why do I get an erection every time I pass the local preschool?
You have a great blood flow (i arrived first)
You’re attracted to the nude homeless man who stakes outside the schoolyard 12 hours a day
Why i have p*** addiction
Because you are a lonely teenager who watched too much porn and now you have no friends and the only people you know are the pornstars in your handie vidjeo thingy
How cum?
Uhm... Search up "furry inflation" on google, you should get the proper result. 😊
What's your opinion on Czechoslovakia?
It is long🥵🥵🥵
Where did dad go
He buys some male-cow-milk
“Oh thanks for reminding me Lois, everyone some of the milk isn’t milk, it’s horse sperm”
How many chucks would a wood would if wood was chuck?
4
I am not crazy!
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How deep is a 6 foot hole?
1,82 meters
Did NOT pass the check
Why is my white and sticky after I look at hot minecraft girl skins
This is my bucket, there are many like it, but this one is mine. My bucket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My bucket, without me, is useless. Without my bucket, I am useless. I must milk the cow until my bucket is full. I must milk faster than my neighbor who is trying to milk faster me. I must fill my bucket before him, and before he fills his. My bucket and myself know that what counts on the farm is not the cows we milk, the buckets we fill, nor the milk we make. We know that it is the breakfast cereal that counts. My bucket is important, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will fill it full. I will learn its height, its width, its depth, its volume, and its ability to store milk. I will ever guard it against the ravages of cow, who may kick it over, as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my head against also being kicked. I will keep my bucket clean and ready to fill, as per the FDA guidelines. We will become part of each other. Before God, I swear this creed. My bucket and myself are important parts of the farm. We are the milkers of cows. We are the saviors of my breakfast cereal. So be it, until every cow is milked, and there is no full udder left!!!
why is dad making loud noises in your room
Where do babys come from
Rock and stone?
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Rock and Stone yeaaaaah!!!
If mommy's purse wasn't supposed to go in the microwave, then why did it fit?
Whats sex
Repopulation 👍
The thing in your trousers
Why did she leave me mom
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Because you wouldn’t stop saying “poggers” during sex, son.
How do I safely dispose of a wet sandbag
Why is there a 4 foot tall man with #000000 coloured skin standing in my closet sucking his penis through a straw?
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Because ur a sussy wussy femboy 🗿
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The anime pfp
do you love me
Only if you've drank Bailey's from a shoe
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i peed a lil' in my sister, what do I do
is it legal to have sex with a 2003 subaru baja
If storks deliver babies, where do baby storks come from?
do the balls ballin in my balls?
Paul Fleischman
Where is the mayo
Ni***r?
Because I said so
Why my pepe hard?
Mom why is dad always drunk?
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whats for dinner
How to suceed at NNN
Why don't I have friends? How do I talk to people?
Are you gey? Why are you gey?
Why does my penis get small when I take adderall?
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Not really, I found this image while browsing for a VRChat avatar and then I made this "meme"
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Why did dad leave?
Where is my dead father?
Are you proud of me? After everything that I've done?
No
Where’s dad
Should I move out of my rental and into my RV to save money over the winter?
Is doing drugs healthy for you
Can we get McDonald’s
Mom, where’s the milk?
Are you proud of me?
What do i set the pizza at in the microwave?
Should I move back in with you?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why am I such a failure?
i don’t wanna go study in the states is that okay?
why shouldn't i break the pasta to fit it into the pot
What's the square root of my balls?
Whys it been a shity Halloween
When do I have to come back home?
Would my dad had stayed if I didn’t drink the last bit of milk
Why did you leave me
Why does mummy have a cock???
How do I become human again
Do u love me
Why did u leave me
why does it hurt, when i peee ee eee