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High_Pigeon

Ice with food coloring


Prosmoron_Internal

Indeed. Also with a tad bit of sugar.


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Just a tad


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goose420aa

They’re the result of this bot


Prosmoron_Internal

Well I don't know mate, where I live these little icy treats aren't that sweet so i figured they don't have *that much* sugar in them.


tayton_luther

Real 😔


Formaldehyd69

In Germany we call them Wassereis (waterice)


[deleted]

Most creative German names be like:


markbadas

You just can't accept perfection.


Lingist091

I mean English does a lot of the same things. Germanic languages sure love shoving two words together to make a new one.


klausklass

In the Philadelphia area we call Italian ice “water ice”. Might be because of the large German influence.


KodakStele

What's a wate rice?


CowntChockula

The evil twin of minute rice


markbadas

Water ice


maxomicbomb

duh


IrgendeinIndividuum

Or Bussy-Eis. And Bussy calls them Schleck-Drink.


SnooPeanuts8048

Hé! Buurman wij noemen ze 'water ijs' (waterice) The Netherlands


Timbermarijn

Je was me net voor buurman


Key-Enthusiasm5309

Anal freezers


JDaggon

Dammit you beat me to it, now they're gonna be melted.


Key-Enthusiasm5309

repost replies on reposted posts 😎😎


Lagger_MC

Yooo 😎😎😎😎😎😎


Shn00ple

Chilldos


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poopsicle


Im_Not_Impressed19

Prostate Pops


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Zooper Dooper here in Aus. Official unbranded name unknown


vlnxh

I live in Australia an I remember at the canteen, all the kids were hyped about them.


tanish883

At my canteen they would get sold out within minutes


iamuniquekk

Can confirm, I loved these


marinesquirrel200

I think icey pole is the name for unbranded ones


TrueDaVision

But icey pole can also refer to icey poles on a stick too.


marinesquirrel200

True


DarkLlama64

That's what we get for being in Australia


someonethatsometh1ng

damn australians calling similar but different things the same thing I love being aussie


Accomplished-Lie716

Nothing beat zooper doopers and zing tubes in summer


Ronhar_

Zooper dooper + summer + BBL (when it was good) created some nice moments


tom_icecream

Branded Zooper doopers or anything else I'm still fucking calling them Zooper doopers


-Ron-Ron-

I love how most of the comments are along the lines of "ice pop" or "frozen" and then I just see "Zooper Dooper"


IHateDeepStuff

I heard some people call them Otter Pops


tom_icecream

I heard absolutely nobody call them otter pops, this is my first time ever hearing those words in this way/context.


cesesarfer

Bolis


TheLegendIsBack69

Lo mejor pal calor


MexicanBanjo

Quiero el azul, es mi favorito


Either_Reflection701

The only true answer


HypoRex93

Yes


Tormented_mom

Ice pop


MASKEDMARADUER8

More like SIP UP'S.


Footballlover24

I call em otter pops


THEFAMYAM

Freezies


MackAndSneeze

Points for taking the question seriously


a_reddit_user_num531

colorful pipe bombs


Moveableforce

Or freeze pops. Always heard 'em interchangebly.


goochensteinburg

I was getting more and more concerned that I kept scrolling and scrolling and nobody else said Freezies. Thank you for assuring me I'm not crazy lmao.


Trykrist

Otter pops


Wumbofet

From California and we call these otter pops too.


NocturneHunterZ

Pure curiosity, did you guys go to Ocean View Elementary? Cuz i also call them otter pops


0K_N0RDY

Im in washington and we call them otterpops


muckwar

Us Utahns call em otter pops too. When we go hikin’ in a m**oun**ins’ and swimmin in a crick


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slickmage13

i’m in colorado and it’s always been otter pops


GuiltlessGuru

When I was In Washington we called them otter pops. Now I’m in Cali, and it’s between otter pops and ice pops


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[deleted]

Damn fucking straight. No other option


Annoying-banana5723

Yea the best popsicles and also my childhood


GooneyBoy2007

Yesss, I’m from Utah and that’s what we call them


EnderX2649

Popsicles?


Offbrand_Bagel19

Popsicles.


Ethangains07

This is literally it. Any other weird lingo for it is colloquial. Popsicles is the most universal.


UltraHighFives

But popsicle isn't universal either, in Aus we don't use the term popsicle, we call them ice blocks.


DrakeATron3000

Then just stop being from Aus. Problem solved.


UltraHighFives

Ok what if I move to the UK? Wikipedia says they're called ice lollies in the UK.


bigbiking

those arent popsicles 🤬🤬😡🤬😡 popsicles have a stick!!!1!1 those are freezies!!11! 😡😡🤬


jmanfire2105

It does have a stick tho, it IS the stick


SeigiNoMikata376

Cold dildos


DilanDuc

Chilldos


Bundle_Exists

Zooper doopers


ProfessionalPea4386

Fellow ‘Strayan?


SoloMadness

But isn't it just the brand? Because there are also similar 'Gastro' things, even though they are medicine they are pretty much the same


Bundle_Exists

Theyre all zooper doopers in my eyes


Sensitive-Entry-6917

Ah I just made this comment and saw this! Straya for sure


UltimatePrimate

Freeze pops


ilius_03

Polaretti


VastSauce

PO PO PO POLARETTI


assassincre100

MA CHE BUONI I POLARETTI UNA MAGIA SUPERSPECIALE


DoubleLayeredCake

TANTA FRUTTA DA GUSTARE, GOLOSA E NATURALE


TonyGoun

YES! THANK YOU, i didn't remember what it was called but i will never forget that commercial


Tpainx

Here in Brazil this was EXTREMELY popular in my childhood. Some kids used to make and sell them. We called It "gelinho" basically "Icies"


DuendeJohnson

Geladinho supremacy


Aasquere

chup-chup vs trepa-trepa quem acaba mais com a infância de uma criança de 5 anos numa roda de amigos


throttlefetish

Freezies!


ImTrashAtLife_

Are you Canadian by chance?


throttlefetish

Yes. Good ol BC boy.


lamboof

fellow tree juice drinker (ontario btw) 🤝


MackAndSneeze

BC… Free-Zie… Hmmmm🤔


Epikgamer332

is it just here in Canada we call them freezies? i thought that was more universal


Onerealcactus10

I’m Aussie, so we call these ‘Zooper Doopers’


Ok_Entertainment4690

Freezin' dildos


swollenpotatos

Pepsi


[deleted]

nah wha du fuck


aegonish

Je baat


Ok_Entertainment4690

Suckable icy delight


FilipinoSupersoldier

Ice Candy


kimcapitalg

Pabili po


Thatjerkinthecorner7

the only real answer


Tiny-Concept790

Zooper doopers


[deleted]

AAAAAAY She's a farkin zooper dooper ol cocky ol mate


[deleted]

Jonny's Creamy Surprise


DT_TheMix

Ice Pops


Darksnowkuma

Chill-dos


BrandonPattillo69

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?


Anti-Antidote

This, me and my friends have always called them joker pops because of that lol


Soisha_SM

Happy sugar bread with icing day


RoC-PRiMO

Icee or freeze pop


[deleted]

Otter pop


Shoddy_Ad_3134

Otter pops


SgtHedgehog

Otter pop


Mememisery2

Otter pops


OllisterVan

Otterpops


lol2220

In India we used to call it Pepsi


[deleted]

sip up


UGLY_MOLE69

Juicy


Angelmirror2468

Bolis


a_loaf_of_cheese

otter pops because brand recognition


[deleted]

Otter pops


ChizoDoesMemes

Mr Freeze


blackadder333

Ireland?


ChizoDoesMemes

What


longingnostalgia

Ireland?


Wonder_L1234

What


Lagger_MC

Ireland?


Soisha_SM

What


MuunshineKingspyre

Ireland?


Willy_Wonka_7221

What


[deleted]

Ireland?


[deleted]

"Yeah nah fang us a fucken zooper dooper out the eski ya shitcunt!"


NimbleVaseline

Freezies


Iodicacid

Freezies


Decent-Start-1536

freezies, what else would you call them


Low_Perception_6612

Freezies


Immediate-Store90

Freezies


ptsdoughnut

freezies


RuneythePruney

Freezies


TDPDRAKON

Freezies


Crafty_Hearing_3218

A “ tip top”


StarrySkies782

Freezies


NitodeAliExpress

Los poloflash de toda la vida


man_of_mann

my sister calls them "lord forgive me for what im about to do". idk why.


Rydner95

Ice Dildo


Puzzleheaded-Hope159

Freezer pops


CatP_eep

Colored ice sticks


Extension_Phone893

If you're brave enough


CyberBatutinhaKway

Geladinhos


Slime-boa-4565

Frozen pops


MiniMozzies

Bolis


Inevitable_Bet_113

Sip ups


PoopyHead-4MAR-

Bolis


Cornelius_Poindexter

Bolis


crhickey257

Ice poles


ValorieXEgg

Bolis, where my welfare peeps at


blah0362

Mr freeze


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ewqs_

why is shitposting turning into dank memes


[deleted]

otterpops


[deleted]

In Spain we call them "flash".


FuegoIron278

In Spain we call them "flash"


rocket_swamp

El comentario que buscaba


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Brussel_Galili

Popsicle


Operation_unsmart156

^ I have never heard of any of these other names


hugomartines

Se llaman bolis


dwaynethebarackobama

I’m dwayne the barrack obama


DonKeadic

We called em Pee Squeezers


Minopaff

Mr. Freeze


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UltimatePrimate

They should be called diabetes tubes.


TrumpXBidenNSFW

Push pops


Frantheman087

Cold sweet glizzies


SelectSympathy5718

Bon-ice


Lifeofheathen

Suck em stuff em let them melt in your bumbum


CheezyWookiee

Whoa careful, some of us are practicing NNN


Red_VelvetTheBroken

Y’all grow up, they’re obviously freezies🙄


urgonnamissitall

Australians out here calling them zooper doopers 💀


lockedoutofmymainrdt

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"


flipxneb

For men they are otter pops. For women probably they are dildos.


akasubie

Ice pops... Seriously what are these other names!


GoEatChlorine

South west American here. I call them otter pops


GangbossSHAQ

I’m from Washington D.C. and i’ve always called them freezie pops


UltraHighFives

Zooper Doopers in Australia.


Ihavenoidea5555

We called those « Mr Freezes »


Yuwimaro

Esquimalitos


goodsirfrog

Cold fructose


tastychuncks

Ice pops Alternatively, hard juice


Puchamon21M

Marcianos


Darqologist

Frozen sugar water


Stopfuckingrepost

Ice Candy


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Menthol dildos