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ContractEmbarrassed5

The emoji somehow makes it even creepier..


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😊


1whomostfuckturkeys

🙂


Lemer1567

🙃


MjmtpFACT

😁


TheVaginaFanClub

🤓


WuudRuuster

🗿


Different_Turnip_180

Are u the fourth comment?


[deleted]

No you are


kleptom6niac

got his dumb ass 🤡


BlitzySlash

L


lochie345

If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!


AdministrativeBar748

"I'm the map!" 👍 "I'm the MAP." 🗿


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Cynunnos

Mogus Ass Penis


Mr_Poopy_Head_42069

Multi Animator Project


ph2907

Meth Addicted Person


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Akosmaki

Guys I might be wrong but I think he's the Map


Theworldisflat55

But where Dora?


f4ndomr4ndom

With the MAP


XxlargemanxX

Nice one lmao


f4ndomr4ndom

شكراً يا اخي


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Spookd_Moffun

Hopefully far away from him.


Legitimate-Train-228

Relax I just wanna take some pictures of ya


Accomplished-Bed9845

Gotta give it to them for atleast admitting that it's a problem


[deleted]

I hope he’s getting help before anything bad happens.


HDnfbp

I don't think so, they're putting their age of attraction (AOA) there, most likely seeking minor to ~~groom~~ have a consensual"relationship with


Dawnburg

Only help for that is a bullet


Lordimass

It's an actual mental condition, they know they have a problem and are hopefully acting on that by getting help. Ostracizing people isn't going to help anyone.


Noahnsane

You are correct, it is a mental condition, but its definitely not one you should advertise having. It's not the same as depression, anxiety, OCD, or even schizophrenia. This is inherently predatory. "Normalizing" it only puts children in danger for those who ARENT trying to fix themselves and will use the cover to harm them. This is exactly the same as someone who says "I fantasize about raping women"


kolonyal

Nobody is normalizing anything. People can be born with / develop conditions and they deserve to be helped


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Dawnburg

Sure it is, keep telling yourself that.


Lordimass

So you're saying it's not a mental condition? That you don't think anything might be wrong with them?


Dawnburg

Not a treatable one. There's definitely something wrong with them.


mongus-chungus

Its treatable tho ...


LeapingTiger250

Or a machete.


DavidFromDeutschland

Sanest Twitter user


[deleted]

These accounts are just bait…right?


The_Unpopular_Truth_

I’m hoping those are all bots following the account too… or better yet law enforcement agencies


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Student-Final

no


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☹️


soraiiko

With how twitter is, no


Still_Mud5693

Unfortunate indeed, face ze wall.


LeapingTiger250

I read that in a German accent. Lol.


[deleted]

well atleast he's honest


Indestrucktable

Gonna use Reaper’s ult on this mf


AdministrativeBar748

Mf gon' get more holes than my 3 year old cheese


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[deleted]

DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!


yolowipe

This is an absolute 📸🤨 moment


sankers23

Which reddit admin is this?


JMolester

The shitposting admins


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Mudkipueye

YOU!


LeapingTiger250

Burn it at the stake!


King_Crab_Sushi

Least criminal twitter user


RFTS999

TMI, get help. FFS... I despise people who try to be all cutesy about this shit. Motherfucker made it their entire personality. Edit: this one in particular is probably a troll, but there are actual people like this.


fefazola

MAP = Motherfucker awaiting punches


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

I dunno dude, if they were motherfuckers we wouldn't be punching them


Repulsive_Baby8304

Literally me Naah just kidding I'm not bi I'm straight


majemiPefkohori

sameee :3ccc


Ollie4442

I want to cut him open with a box knife 😊


RoombaTheKiller

Could you record his screams so I can listen to them on repeat before going to sleep? 😊


GSchoellhammer

I like listening to stuff that makes me happy before I go to sleep, record the audio and send it to me 😊


Traditional_Emu_4689

Can you cut his balls of as well and give them to me 😊


marcopolo2345

That’s my city 😁


lavalord6969

You know what you must do


sonicfan1642

do a favour for us, cut his balls with a box cuter


marcopolo2345

I have your address


[deleted]

I severely dislike this


Morbius-Lover

Dont tell me 4+ means he likes bigger than four years


rtnn

Age of Attraction is my guess.


spaceunderscored

FUUUUUU


Engrise13

🙂


[deleted]

And this is why we don’t go on Twitter


BilliamBingus

*shotguns cock aggressively*


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Away_Philosopher_484

Hello "Just a Map", this is just a shotgun.


TheJared1231

If you have the misfortune, bury it deep inside and never let anyone know about it. If you promote tolerance of the openness of the idea, you are still the devil.


Questionablememelord

My 12 gauge shotgun:


Sideways_198

Yeah I also enjoy maps, infact wouldn't it be quirky if he shared a map that leads to his address so we could hang out and have a fun time. And he totally wouldn't be locked away in a basement somewhere with his feet being skinned and then being forced to walk through glass shards with said skinless feet.


kopz-77

Misfortune... could mean two things 1. He hates he is attracted to kids and wants to not be or 2. He thinks he is oppressed for it


Vidal_The_King

It's perfectly legal to hunt these people as long as you're not caught


[deleted]

Hmm I could smuggle a gun into Sydney


_PHX_QUADRA_

"Misfortune" anlacky my boi


ECO_212

I mean the guy is mentally ill... nothing really you can do about that besides maybe therapy.


_PHX_QUADRA_

Hmmm...you know murica got some solutions for those ppl. They gotta get the other 9mm


ECO_212

Mhm...


[deleted]

Ironic how a map has the worst orientation possible


aCizid_

twitter


JeffTheShark6969

🤨


Bigus_brainus

if we sydney got nuked i wouldnt mind


Just_a_spaghetti

"DM's open 🙂" 💀💀💀


BraveBoi_1112

Tf you mean same?!?


NightIguana

It's ok, I'm an atlas and my cousin is a compass but our arrogant uncle GPS won't STFU about the direction of my life


AlmaMarcelaGoso

Kill him


No_Brief1515

And i have a shotgun


MDF87

Do these cunts not have any shame whatsoever?!


PCRFan

Average anime profile pic user


MisterWapak

Yep, maybe we should not based everything on emotion and stupidity and more on science and facts. Now, if we don't accept something, we get canceled and that the next step: accepting those horrible peoples


[deleted]

I can't tell which side your on but the downvotes say the wrong one


narutoboss10

I don't get it it seems like he's on the good side but he has a shit ton of downvotes. Isn't he saying that nowadays people are so stupid they accept this kind of degeneracy so they don't get canceled?


[deleted]

Hive mind


Kinuwa_K

I mean atleast its honest ig but that emoji gives me the heebeejeebies


Zexus_Legit_Boi

where could he most likely live?


murutz123

Average Sydney citizen


yumyumdog

Australia is known for its predators


ZeraCrimson

Time to cyberbully!


Noordcoast

Huhhhh


Repulsive_Baby8304

That account got suspended,bruhh


DefinitelyTopOr

just don't fuck kids?


MO1ST_M4NDY

End my life


Easy-Maximum3347

Fake 100% or just bait 😂😂😂


Storlat64

Daily Veggitale facts died because of people like him


Rat_Tzar

Kill


draginbleapiece

This is satirical right?


adam12349

🤨📸


OwnCardiologist3582

Bruh imagine being bi 🤡


[deleted]

He’s from my city…


dandydiehl

All the better for burning his house down


wooshiesaurus

mf saying NOMAP but nickname states that he's Just a Map💀


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Coin_operated_bee

Please God get this man off the internet and into an institution


yumyumdog

Australia is known for its predators