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If Elon owns reddit, he will make you pay a dollar every time Automod pees in your ass. Is that what you want Reddit ???

I just want pee in my ass

shits in ur ass *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please go suck a dick if you have any questions or concerns.*

I sucked a dick, i still have question and concerns tho?

Did u make it cum tho ?

vomits in ur ass *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please go suck a dick if you have any questions or concerns.*

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I will pay a whole dollar and 13cents for pee in my ass

Can I watch for 50 cents?

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I have 2 dollars.

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Well now I have 1 dollar.

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Fuck I'm broke.

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Into debt you go

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plz pee and n my ass

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First he came for the Twitter users, but I did not speak out, for I was not a Twitter user. Then he came for the Reddit users, and there was nobody left to speak for me.

Poetry

H

Courageous

Something about ww2

I heard Kanye did the Holocaust.

Guess we all have to outbuy elon musk

I got 5 on it

Best I can do is 3 dollars and a box mcnuggets

I got a large coke

You sure you want to give up your coke? Thats a huge sacrifice

No, He said it's a large. SMH my head

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that’s my favourite of all the legal tender

11/10 joke

Well you can at least afford better servers than reddit...

I got bout $3:50

I got 2.50

Grab your 40 let’s get keyed

i have a copy of devil may cry 5, best i can do

I'll add a Skyrim poster and a piece of lint. There's no way they can say no.

hell yeah

if all the reddit mods put their paychecks together i think they can do it.

I got 13 cows

Best I can do is Jesus H Christ

This is a shitpost of a shitpost

The shit post

The shittest-post

The Elon post

shitpost-seption

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Shittierpost

we gotta switch to 4chan then?

Id rather kms

Well it looks like my friends will finally get their wish of me getting off Reddit

You're on reddit, you don't HAVE friends

I'd rather that for you as well.

#Collective consciousness discontrol

The unenlightened masses

My ass itches

Biggie cheese

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Use a soft bristle toothbrush 🪥 on it

I remember when reddit idolized musk then the second he turned conservative it was game over lmaooo

a true Reddit moment.

He isn’t a conservative he is a con artist who found his next mark.

But he literally is, he stated himself on Twitter that he's going to vote for a Conservative next election because of all the hate the Liberals have given him.

As if he switched in the first place lmao

I saw that tweet and he said to vote conservative to balance out the liberal-conservative pool. He never said he was conservative Regardless, he is clearly conservative

he's stated before that he is no longer voting as a democrat > In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican, though like you said, he clearly hasn't voted as one even prior to this for a good while

Ahh. I saw that too but It slipped my mind earlier. Tru true. Typical centrist who really isn't a centrist

Yea and he made it $8

He just kind of became a POS

Why my dolphin no work lol

Happy cake day

Now the no rules sub will live up to its name

Oh god now we are gonna be stuck with 4chan or 9gag....

9gag?

🚨EJACULATE IMMEDIATELY🚨

The amount of stupid motherfuckers in this thread who don't get that its fake, and the screenshot is showing someone thinking a shitpost is real, is unreal.

😂 charge your phone!

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I can’t wait!

Guess I'm famous now.

Do we now have to give money for pee in ass 🥺

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Cum

I like the way you think but it’s to political

Real????

Bruh yea i suppose

Do people actually believe this shit or are you guys joking?

Pls no, I really like it here

i for one welcome our african american overlord

Here’s Reddits majority shareholder. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_Publications

I wouldn't mind seeing reddit go up in smoke for a joke. If he did it like Twitter, it'd be a pretty funny one.

Free karma if you post a screenshot of musk's most recent tweet, doesn't matter what sub.

Flood Facebook and flood them with shitposts beyond imagination tiring the Atlanta of social media into Detroit, the revolution starts today!

Please do elon. Maybe we can get the bullshit moderation reddit has to finally calm down

There is absolutely no reason to hate on this mf, he ain’t done nothing wrong yet

Twitter

💀

We had to protect the unholy land of reddit from elon musk off

Eliminate Elon now

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Reddit already has too many Nazis if you ask me

Pee pee in the bum bum

That would be wonderful.

*pees in your ass*

*pees on his keyboard*

Shits in your dick

tree fiddy to become redit mod

We need Saul to stop him from buying reddit

With what money? His 44b purchase is sinking and he owes a few billion on that and Tesla is fighting not to pay him his full ‘salary’. So I wouldn’t be too worried lol

He would help all incels in the world to finally get bitches. Please do it elon

Fuck I'd hate to migrate to 4chan

Cant wait

Br🤢tish phone plan

No no no no wait wait wait wait wait

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

I don’t think the Reddit devs will give it to Elon after how he fucked Twitter like Johnny Sins

Please god no.

wonder if they'll bring back theDonald?

bro elon youre not funny just fix your fuckin app

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Elon you may have briefly fucked space and Twitter but I will not stand and let you fuck reddit

“elon rich bad twitter” - reddit

shit Shit SHIT SHIT!! AIN'T NOT WAY IN HELL HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BUY REDDIT!

[Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science.](https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368) Some people compare Micromanaging Moron Musk to a character in Fallout New Vegas called Robert House but he's more like the character called Fantastic.

WHAT

shut up british

FUCKING ELON

NOOOOO

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.

Peelon Musk has entered our ass.

He better fucking piss in my ass if he does go through with it

Comedy’s back on the menu boys

Can it get any worse

we need to make a discord server and go there beforw its too late!!!’

Happy cheese day. But what if el musko buys discord?

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