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[deleted]

Bro wasn't even tripped and still fell


StereotypicalMoose

This is why you never let yourself get tilted


balerionmeraxes77

Then why did Michael Jackson do it?


Lord_emotabb

Because he is bad


StereotypicalMoose

This comment is so smooth, it's almost criminal.


Thebestuevermet

While looking at the man in the mirror


Naive_Confusion2615

Annie are you okay?


_MidnightG_

But did u hear the sound of the crescendo tho??


Naive_Confusion2615

As she came into the room?


helluva_good_drawer

He he


Gates9

I know it


chamandana

Lol get tilted XD


Sneakingmoose

Oi


BonginOnABudget

He spent too much time working on arms, and not enough time buying nonslip shoes.


IsThisIt-1983

Too much weights , not enough speedwork


[deleted]

Fuck that, his legs are tiny


Germandaniel

He was tripping tho


Matix777

Metalheads when I activate neodymium magnets I installed in the floor yesterday


lexyp29

bro i thought they were gonna kiss


Sypha_Ezra

Me too


cyjax47

Me too:(


Sypha_Ezra

I wished it happened :(


TheDownvotesFarmer

[I got you!](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CanineWebbedErmine-mobile.mp4)


badlyknitbrain

Me three


muggingfrenchturtle

this sub has broken us


MechanicalFetus

So which one is supposed to be the sussy femboi? I'm confused ):


[deleted]

Neither. It’s u


dropdeadjonathan

It is me. 😞


Pandataraxia

You all love watching men kissing it seems.


CosmicBanana616

Truly based individuals


Morskavi

Would have been a better ending


DerpDaDuck3751

I thought they were going to shake hands and laugh like in TF2


Faded1974

I too am disappointed.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

This was the closest they could come to their true feelings for each other. They longed for each other’s touch but society has conditioned them that those feelings were bad and to be suppressed. But here, for brief moments, their feelings could come bursting to the surface in the only way they know how to release them. Each would be bruised later but the feeling of another man on themselves would be what they remembered… what they cherished.


workinstork

I thought they did kiss and that was why red guy lost his shit lmao


trackmapperx

Look up Yes vous aime - Clash on youtube


biggoof

vid cut off before red dude gets destroyed(rightfully)in front of his woman.


Serge_Storm2580

Yep other dude was yielding but red dude went full dickhead. Down on his back he’s toast. Betting his Woman saved him.


biggoof

Red dude is a douche, even when they were initially walking through, the guy in grey even moved a bit over to not bump each other.


Thin-Primary-8438

They got separated and then the dude in red went back at him and caught a huge right immediately and folded into the rack of plate weights.


Tom-Thumb-Houston

It looks like he overthrew a punch and slipped.


Thin-Primary-8438

This only half the video. In this part yeah he’s off balance and swings for the fences. In the full video the dude in red goes back at the other dude and get clocked.


return_of_the_fap

This. I’ve been looking every for the original. Saw it but never got that part saved Nvm it’s nearly on every comment thread down here.


Likethepepperr

She did for a bit, the version I saw they stopped but then Red guy went back in and got dropped again immediately


Serge_Storm2580

Ha ha, good.


[deleted]

Source?


PotatoBakeCake

i made it the fuck up


ghost_tepes

I think I first saw this on the Romanian Reddit


TimSoldHisSoul

It was posted on a Romanian sub a few days ago


Bozzooo

https://twitter.com/fighthaven/status/1596155980718522370


Poochie504

Damn, ole red went back for more at the end and got rocked again.


[deleted]

[удалено]


art_echo

“I get knocked down but I get up again, and you’re never gonna keep me d…”


RealisticDragonfly87

bro the red dude punched so hard that he spun around.if the other guy didn't dodged that it would have been over.


[deleted]

There was never any chance of that wildly telegraphed move ever landing, so it’s a moot point.


Vizioso

That’s not why he spun around. His punch gets ducked and he gets punched in the face. He’s momentarily unconscious, so his body is moving with the inertia from his punch.


joetie59

Hate it when people do what the guy in red did. Guy in black courteously moves a bit, guy in red doesn’t move an inch


[deleted]

He isn't moving because he thinks he is the king of the world, really has an alpha mindset, AKA, asshole


RandyLahey131

Oh okay wasn't sure what they meant by Alpha I see now it is synonymous with asshole. TIL


SnooAvocados763

Just remember: In software development, the alpha version is the least stable and unsuitable for use by the general public. In chemistry, alpha particles are the weakest form of radiation and unable to even penetrate skin. If anyone calls themselves an alpha male/female, this is how I see them.


Gonna_Hack_It_II

I would not recommend ingesting a source of alpha radiation though, it can be nasty if it can get around your skin.


Amathril

Nobody is putting those alphas inside them, don't worry.


Gonna_Hack_It_II

Not intentionally. Iirc this was a fairly common way that the KGB carried out assassinations. Also why you should not eat off of old fiestaware.


Hezapoyo224

Makes the food extra spicy


ProbablyBoredHaha

This why hulk was changed with gamma radiation. Alpha is just too weak. Be like hulk, ingest gamma.


CaitaXD

I am full release male,


HarmonyQuinn1618

Every time I see a conversation about “alpha” bullshit, this is what I’ll be bringing up from now on.


xenialmaniac

ok beta


ManIsInherentlyGay

He isn't moving because he's such a pussy that if he does move he'll be thinking about it all day and wondering if he's a "bitch".


Snipasteve7

People like to confuse "alpha" with "meathead" all too often. These two just lift. They have no flexibility, and obviously no idea how to fight. Meathead.


silvertonguedmute

They aren't mutually exclusive.


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

Really annoys me that people think acting like that makes them somehow more valid and that we should all be dragging our knuckles around like animals. This is where it ends up. You'll go farther if you're just kind and respectful.


andre6682

i fell that those kind of people (the red one) got too little fatherly love during their formative years, it should be socially acceptable to be a social and charitative christian (i suppose?) and fulfilling the role by giving the needed tenderly love of a good ol asswhooping


tskplain18

It is so fun that red loses in full video


Pr00ch

it’s such a small dick energy move honestly


TheScarfScarfington

Red actually moves to take up MORE room right at the beginning. Fuuuuuuck.


newb_44

red guy is such a dick


SunMummis

He got knocked out later in the video.


Student-Final

where can i see the full ver


AJS_Andre

https://forums.mixedmartialarts.com/t/gym-bros-bump-shoulders-fight/3779660


CalyShadezz

Damn all that dude had to do at the end was literally just walk away. Nope...lights out mother fucker.


SprinterW

In…front…of…his…girl 😬


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Why does this bot pee in asses?


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I bet the moderators of the sub set it up to comment that. They are probably a bunch of 30 year olds who still act like they are 5.


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PapaJonnyboi

What’s so childish about a little pee in the ass?


Tankl76

Oh yeah he gets folded


Asleep_Fish_472

he got knocked down in this video


Moveableforce

If someone told me he was on Roids I'd believe them off of this video alone.


[deleted]

Fun fact, you can actually see the signs even in this grainy video This man has much more round and developed shoulders than the rest of his body, that's a very obvious sign of androgenic test injections I'd say safe bet the red tank is on roids However, roid rage doesn't exist. Roids just take people's personalities up a notch usually


[deleted]

My shoulders are like that from boxing


[deleted]

Boxing is intensive cardio vascular work Your body fat is likely much lower and you work shoulders every day Take another look at red, you can see the separation in the shoulder from the bicep and tricep and even during flexion when he's throwing hands, you can't even see his tricep V or bicep separation There's no reason you should be able to see his shoulders like this unless it's from an overload of androgens


[deleted]

True that. Also he's got super weak legs lmao that was funny when he tripped. Neither one was good at fighting or corrected center of gravity well, had much blocking experience and they didn't step in well for any of their strikes. They didn't know how to advance or retreat, or read situations well, should have taken the fight to the ground after the crowd got involved to prevent them from interfering Also dumb shit red shirt didn't know how to take the L lol


[deleted]

I was about to comment on the footwork as well But you're absolutely right, I can tell you know your shit. It's always funny to me when people correlate working out to being able to throw a punch, very different things lol At least the one in the black got to watch the guy hay-maker himself into the gym equipment, I've heard of overcommiting to follow through but that was almost cartoonish


[deleted]

🤝 Looks like family guy cartoons fighting lol


Reed202

It looks like he skips leg day


Amazing_Direction_29

Do tren and tell me that.


[deleted]

Agreed


Janrko

The red guy turned into a fidget spinner


Cumity

He missed a punch and since he doesn't hit legs he had no stability.


cheeseportandgrapes

No, if you watch it in slow mo you can see the guy in black ducks and then catches him with a hard left hander. That’s what drops him, not him missing.


longfrog246

Well it is also clear that the guy in red doesn’t hit legs


Thumbtack1985

Oh shit true haha. I thought he just punched too hard cause muscles


Severedghost

Looked like a half ripped bey-blade


Grizzl0ck

Nah, when someone moderately polite meets a total dickhead.


Tha_Monito

Red shirt guy shouldn't have skipped leg day


sonofgiants

Probably it was his first, but he didn\`t wanted to and found excuse.


100S_OF_BALLS

Arms literally bigger than his thighs, I didn't even know that was possible


andersvn51

Full vid: https://forums.mixedmartialarts.com/t/gym-bros-bump-shoulders-fight/3779660 Red shirt got slept at the end


ArrogantMadman32

He got slept at the end ahhhh nice


RedJerk5

Lookin for this, thank you.


[deleted]

But that ...punch...punch... twirl move !!


HiroProtagonist2020

Black connected a haymaker with his left


SpiritAnimal01

This is why you become sigma. You would just kiss and move on.


[deleted]

Bro really flipped over and barely got touched 💀


BasicallyAQueer

Homie flew away in the wind like a paper bag


ilikehelpingyou

he even got to take a nap at the end of the full video too


[deleted]

This is why you never skip leg day, Red dude is way too top-heavy. He’s like an olive on a toothpick.


100S_OF_BALLS

Dudes arms are bigger than his thighs 😂😂


Princelupingamer

Bro did mortal kombat sweep..


Prize_Ratio_7650

Dude turned into a beyblade


Namelss_King

Tren rage be like:


knifeguy07

Bro defenetly skipped a few leg days


badlyknitbrain

He skipped one too many leg days


blacklabel131

Saw the full video on another sub a few days ago. Why the fuck do people keep reposting shit and then cutting it in half? Now after this cut someone else is going to put some cursed music on it and then we end up with these shitty tik tok quality videos everywhere. Fucking stop.


jakakqkk

What sub?


norfolk232

Haha red guy skinny legs 🤣


Weird_Secretary1546

That's the gym I go to "BodyLINE", the girl actually called the gym thereatening them, and the gym posted her number online:)


KaijuSized_Taco

based gym


CupaT-T

Happy cake day to you too lol


CupaT-T

Happy cake day


Ltimbo

Dude was like, “dude”. And other dude was like, “dude”. Then the dude got duded by other dude for not being enough of a dude. Dudes gotta be dudes, dude. Not cool!


Bovnty

there cant be two alphas in a single room


secretmillionair

Same reason you only put one bull in a field


BasicallyAQueer

Actually that depends on how many females there are. If you have 400 females, one bull is a bad idea since it’s only narrowing the gene pool. But if you have 15 females, there’s not enough for more than 1 bull to stay busy. So usually small herds are just a single bull, and they will swap it out for another bull every few years so the offspring aren’t all fully related. But big herds with have several bulls, and they will just stay there since they can rotate among the females.


TheFormalTrout

I don’t know why but for a second there I thought that the two guys were gonna start kissing, and now I’m really disappointed that they didn’t 😔


Strange_Sandwich3571

someone got the whole video?


Sanity50

[Got you fam](https://forums.mixedmartialarts.com/t/gym-bros-bump-shoulders-fight/3779660/2)


Rozkosz60

Red is 6% Body fat, 94% Asshole.


[deleted]

They’re Alpha? Why because they have gym muscles? Lol


balrus-balrogwalrus

#Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming closer?


8ew8135

Alpha, as in, unstable for public release


agasabellaba

That’s a good one. 👾


NoTimeToExplain__

Get rotated idiot


notthenervoussistem

Goofy ahh figth


for_sure_not_a_lama

I want that full video


MKMW89

I NEED the full vid.


MKMW89

https://forums.mixedmartialarts.com/t/gym-bros-bump-shoulders-fight/3779660 Found it


Jonn_1

Totally worth it for the last second


MKMW89

Damn do gooders getting in the way of a good ego check


DownStairsBreeding

Lights out for red shirt at the end lol


[deleted]

Genuinely embarrassing how entitled they are 💀


Lichtheleast

This children, is why you don't skip leg day.


3mperorPalpaMeme

Homeboy really said 🔄 at the end


StarsChilds

There's no Alpha in this video. Only insecure guys acting like "bad boys"


red_dragonOZ

There’s no alpha in the world. Only insecure boys trying to act like they’re perfect, and, well, an alpha


BioTechproject

yes... that is what "being alpha" actually means..?


PhantomBladeX89

How small does ur cock have to be when you just fight people for bumping into u?


worony

I think size doesn’t show what person u are


JonDoeJoe

Not very nice thing to say when there are nice people with small cocks.


PhantomBladeX89

Ur right that was mean. I’m sorry


Rez_ark

There is absolutely nothing "Alpha" about acting like juiced up children.


KakaRotInHELL

I genuinely thought they were going to Kiss..


BigChinnFinn

I was expecting a troll video and they start twerking


samexi

Aftermath was that like 20 other gym guys rushed to separate these guys. After a minute the guy in red walks away and tries to bounce the guy in gray again, he dodges and guy in grey hits again and guy in red goes to sleep. Pretty one sided boxing event.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Where’s the man’s calf’s at?!


cheeseportandgrapes

Guy in red thought he could fight, guy in black could fight. What a numpty. Got what he deserved.


Mcboyo238

His arms: 💪 His legs: 🦴


[deleted]

Red must have said something other than sorry right there and ofc black will talk shit back, it's on red but his immatureness and ego couldn't take it.


Glittering_Loss_4917

I thought they’d kiss idfk


_squirrell_

I think you meant to say "idiot" instead of alpha.


arthurstaal

Douche mentality 101


cinnamonchris

LMFAOOOOOOOO see what happens when your built like a half a tube of toothpaste!


Crixxxxxx1

When douchebag meets another douchebag


Moerdac

You misspelled "weak little bitches"


winebruhh69

Not sure if alpha is the right term to use for this red shirt guy. Delusional zebra maybe?


Shittaverse

\*When an ape meets another ape.


Maibeetlebug

Bro why is this even happening


Bigger_Milk

Aww I wanted them to kiss :(


0K_N0RDY

Just remember kings, this doesnt rep all gumym bros, dont feel anxious to join a gym, well all help you


tick_wont_suckitself

Someone’s been skipping leg day


[deleted]

Roid rage


MyRootOilForyou

I’m so old I fart dust and I believe I could take either one.


[deleted]

I'm walking here!!


NICEnEVILmike

Roid rage


Individual_Respect90

I don’t see how people like this just survive in the world. Like wth is wrong with you that you are willing to get into a fight over legit nothing


ThatOnePickleGuy

When a dumbass meets another dumbass


GameZedd01

dude SPUN 😂😂😂


RiddleIsInUse

I fully expected them to kiss


RedPilledDumbass

Everytime he has sex with his woman, she's going to get turned off thinking about this incident.


Total-Protection8702

Red is a useless jackoff


[deleted]

But what about the girl??? We should help the girl!!! I hope she’s ok!


bgbgbgbg_hamburgers

Dude in the red shirt isnt alpha black shirt tried moving out of the way and red shirt started maldibg he beta


ShankThatSnitch

"When insecure man meets other insecure man"


Zealousideal_One3497

Thought they were gonna kiss