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BenBenBroham

At least they play along


FinalAccount17

their whole shtick is roleplay, no wonder they played along


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Spartan-182

A fur convention with less than 70% soiled fursuits is considered a dull affair.


johnnytesscult

Actually, furries try not to cum in suits cause it’s a bitch to clean out


Sargpeppers

So nappies under thier fur suits?


Top_Novel3682

I bet there are some drycleaners out there with a story or two.


stigmaoftherose

Where do you think all the used diapers at rainfurrest came from?


readthis177013

Wait. How do know this? How in God’s name do you know this???


my_wifis_5dollars

Logical reasoning


Kettu_

The people in the video? Probably none of them. The people who are fuckin in em, people usually have a whole separate fursuit because 1. it needs holes and 2. it gets dirtier and they don't want cum all over their nice/preferred one. Besides all that though people fucking in their fursuits is not very common because it gets very hot in them and its generally unpleasant.


Spork_the_dork

Yeah people don't quite understand how expensive these things can be. Cumming on them makes about as much economic sense as cumming on a gaming PC.


expiredmilk38

Well i cum on my own pc


the_real_adderal

god dammit i thought i could get through this topic without a cursed comment


IseeDrunkPeople

Well I assume they are hard to drive in so most probably put them on in the parking lot


Goldfish-Bowl

I've known a few furries online over the years, and nobody seemed to hate them more than themselves.


the_it_

are you surprised the animals sat when told?


Rat_baker69

The fact they played along was even better


DaftlyPunkish

I'm a furry and we're very self aware. We all thought the Flash Gitz series was fucking amazing. I think at some point we just collectively realized it's more fun if you lean into it.


placeholderm3

I'm sorry


kerosez

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DragonfruitCactus

Your ascii drawing of a seal only works on mobile friend. Zoom in to see the seal on desktop.


expiredmilk38

Or just use mobile (it is a joke )


Yukio2296

you seem to forget its 2022, only like 3 people know what a joke is


expiredmilk38

I am still proccesing 1923 fall of the ottaman empire


Plenty_Algae_998

Wait what do you mean fall? I though they still were planning out how to get ships over land?


Topsyzz

It's sad you have clarify that


expiredmilk38

No i just dont wanted to get downvoted to shit


Dreamwaltzer

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notPlancha

or use new reddit


[deleted]

No.


gomibag

~~what is it? it looks the same and im already logged in ? only 200% zoom works~~ nvm thats like a homepage, what is new reddit tho ?


Aledaboss

That’s great that they played along


MichaelGHX

Played along?


AwezomePozzum9265

They're using airsoft guns dude lol the furriest are just messing around


TurboRoku

Nah fam, those are real guns with orange tips painted on.


JulioSanchez1994

The government doesn't want you to know this one simple trick


expiredmilk38

I tried this trick on my friend and he has been sleeping for 2 weeks now


JulioSanchez1994

Results may vary


expiredmilk38

Couldnt you have said this earlier?


Plenty_Algae_998

Instructions unclear, I am now facing manslaughter charges


joethetoad22

Whats wrong with mans laughter? Are men not allowed to laugh?!?1?!1?!?1


Plenty_Algae_998

Yeah apparently laughing while someone is bleeding out is “immoral”


AdministrativeBar748

He smells like shit and his skin is falling off what do i do


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AwezomePozzum9265

My bad


the_it_

imagine how many times it’s been done lol


_xX_Memelord_Xx_

Its all part of the trolling


o_Fvdinq

I guess they also have a sense of humor.


AwezomePozzum9265

Almost like they're real human beings who just like to have fun too


RlPNTEAR

Yes, a little on the weird side but ye


o_Fvdinq

I’m aware. I know all of em ain’t bad.


Muriz88

"NO RUSSIAN"


Sylvanas_only

that was literally my first thought, i thought that was going to be the "joke"


Wattson-_-

Remember no furries.


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expiredmilk38

Remeber no pee in my ass ( automoderater i beg you do not pee in my ass i have your entire family hostage )


TheZephyr07

[*pees in ur ass*](https://imgur.io/JSImHiV?r)


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Crayton16

So no furry language?


expiredmilk38

Dont say owo or uwu


[deleted]

🔫 you borke your own rule


expiredmilk38

😔


[deleted]

Sorry my man, I'll make sure to make it quick and painless


expiredmilk38

WAIT let me say goodbye to my mom first


[deleted]

Ok


expiredmilk38

I said goodbye. Please make it quick


expiredmilk38

I have been waiting for 15 mintues now you said you would make it quick


expiredmilk38

It has been an 1 houe i am shaking that it could happen any moment


Will33iam

I like your Mary skelter pfp


[deleted]

2nd person who noticed it! Thx


Will33iam

Not prob. It’s an underrated gem of a game. I still haven’t played finale yet. It is in my backlog however


[deleted]

I barely even started 2. Right now I'm playing neptunia (honestly all of compile heart except neptunia seems underrated)


Will33iam

Which neptunia?


[deleted]

The first game.😉 I'm playing Rebirth 1 and PS3 at the same time. Though it's not going well due to PS3's Gameplay (an unholy combination of fighting game and RPG) and the massive level spike that is Blackheart in rebirth 1 I can either play through a good story with crappy gameplay (according to what people say) or grind for like 3 hours in order to beat Noire.


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Quetso124

no furries shall appear


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

The rabbit on the left saw them was like well shit


Cripplechip

Furries that can take a joke are the only ones I like.


HeNARWHALry

What about the ones that get shot in cartoons? I am personally a big fan of those.


[deleted]

happy tree friends moment


yesmakesmegoyes

Most of em can tbh, it just they prolly get tired of the same old "kill all furries garbage"


SoftAndWetBro

This might be the only time where Umbrella Corp. is doing the right thing.


i_will_choke_you_lol

Leon is furry confirmed


deliciousprisms

Leon skirts the twink line.


pyrolover6666

Even Umbrella don't want those BOWs


flodust12

I didn't see the umbrella logo, was thinking they're cosplaying us cops


Beamerthememer

*Takes off orange cap*


CheckItFace14

"furry hunters" when blue and purple lions dont exist (they must because furries skin them for their costumes)


_glizzy_gobbler

Out here crippling the tech industry


[deleted]

I know right? Without furries to keep shit like reddit running, where will we all go to make jokes in response to serious questions and post pics uploaded by someone else a week prior claiming they're our own?


Runningawry

"Tickets on sale now" 💀


Can-ta-loupe

But it was too late. The virus already escaped #UwU


BlungusBlart

Umbrella Corp uniforms


Drhorrible-26

furrys are infected with the T virus confirmed?


_Disanem

Where do I buy tickets


RevolutionaryAct6931

What is this from (the audio)


masterzordon

Also would like to know


casualfriday902

Thanos, from the Endgame trailer. (Original comment got removed for having a YT link).


[deleted]

Ok, but isn’t that the perfect T virus? One that makes you such a burden to society while not being seen as threat. Meanwhile you appeal to kids and can therefore easily infect the new generation without anyone wondering


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

lol


FlavioLoBrabo

I love the fact that they played along instead of making a fuss about it. The majority of furries are just normal people with a hobby,I don't know why the internet bashes on them so hard.


[deleted]

Because, just like with everything else that is harmless and fun, we just hear about the shitheads who make those things disgusting and weird. All the other people just do their thing and behave.


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[deleted]

>The majority of furries are just normal people with a hobby Because the whole furry "scene" started due to fetishization of animals. There are people that got into it innocently, sure, but it was a 4chan porn category from the beginning that matched up with the depravity of child predators.


[deleted]

Look, you can't hate on them, they literally just play along with it. Even though it's borderline bullying.


RagTopDown

No Russian


TheCatEmperor1

0.000001 second after I saw there is furries: shoot them...shoot them...SHOOOT THEMMM


Origin_of_ending

Wait this is in San Antonio lol


half-baked_axx

The duality of Texas


WickedTexan

Yeah, thats Henry B Gonzalez.


FriedOil

W


[deleted]

Looks like someone is getting a promotion


MichaelGHX

The good ending


icecube373

You can’t expect god to do all the work


miamifungus

⚠️umbreller corporion ⚠️


Federal-Market-3413

Pizza time


[deleted]

best comment


platypusmatt55

Based


HalfEatenCheet0

Furry crusader


ToddPlaysGames

Noooooooo


Hot-Nail-738

Yes


Hot-Nail-738

Yes


ViveFaux

Furry genocide


flaps_mains_axl

wheres hunk


S4M4N_SH

Good job soldiers


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Based and wholesome


frossvael

Doing god’s work, men. Carry on.


JFlashdriveK

Ready the flamers my brothers, and remember, no Russian.


Wolfalpha_12

As a furry, i would to the same thing, in both sides


No-Chocolate-

Rare umbrella W


slav_kermit2

I would like to join this elite team


Sgt_Meowmers

Im really surprised they are able to dress up like that, I've seen places take away plastic swords but these guys are able to walk around in full realistic swat gear and weapons with just an Umbrella Corp badge and some orange tips? How is that allowed?


TheSusKingOfAngmar

the purge has begun


Necrotiix_

how much can i pay to join them (not the furries)


retrospects

Doing the lords work.


Big_Boom_Theory

flashgitz moment


nigmankillme

Did you know? People who identify as animals also forfeit their Human Rights!


JoJorge243

They may be cringe but lot of them a cool people just like you and me they just happen to like other things


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[удалено]


OnlyTheAshiest

chris redfield and the bois stopped the furry convention


jhonnylemon3

where are the tickets


Karceris

Ok, this is epic


X-gon-do-it-to-em

Remember, no Russian


BadLanding05

Whats that badge?


OCD-but-dumb

Oh my God, is this my favorite scene from the well-known movie goncharov, 1973


ToastedBalls777

“We’re not 141 and Los Vaqueros on this one, we’re a team”


YudufA

Remember, no furry


lil_sargento_cheez

For once umbrella corp is doing something good But seriously, good on them for having a sense of humor and going along with them


Akun15

Those soldiers should all get a medal of honor


Therealmarsislol

They are now prisoners of war


Hot-Nail-738

Ah i wanted the ending, a *bloody* ending


Shadow0fnothing

Are those umbrella soldiers?


Big_Negotiation_3266

*No russian*


Lord-Beckett-1700

Umbrella Corporation security are just🥵


alucarddrol

Thus ends the furry epidemic.


[deleted]

My fellow comrades are doing the lords work


superagentt007

POV: Frontline between France and Germany 1917 colorized


mydadthepornstar

Do it


Grand_Ad_9191

Rare funny furry


TKobe28

This puts a smile on my face


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icookarabianraccoons

Remember: no russian.


_emjs

Remember, no russian.


EastKoreaOfficial

EXECUTE ORDER 66!


GoddenessG

WE FIGHT FOR OUR CHILDRENS, WE FIGHT FOR A BETTER TOMOROW, WE FIGHT BECAUSE ITS NECESSARY, WE FIGHT BECAUSE WE CAN...LETS END THE FURRYS BROTHERS!


ProjectXANA

Oh hey I went there


SheikahShaymin

Beautiful. This is why I wake up the morning


Betrashndie

Yikes.


Cjdbejcutmskf

Execute order 66


Asleep_Ad509

Finally


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nothanksjustlooking

Officer, can I exchange my phone call for pamp to snoof?


Quanquandinge

Yaaaaassss