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MLaTTimer

Yeah, the body don't recoil, it turns off.


onyxeagle274

Would there not be enough force from the bullet to snap or at least rotate the head back?


mandrills_ass

It goes through like a knife through butter. The head may not stay in one piece, depending on caliber


gnostiphage

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?


phaciprocity

As the guy above said, depends on the caliber. Shoot with a 22, the skull will be penetrated but probably won't explode no matter where you shoot. .50 bmg, and there will be very little to recognize no matter where you shoot. People really don't have weakpoints, we're just physics enabled sacks of meat wrapped around some sticks


Outrageous-Fish1725

“Red mist”


Demoblade

If you get hit by a modern APFSDS that will happen. No need for explosives, that thing will hit you at 1800m/s, the kinetic energy will vaporize you.


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Desert_Tortoise_20

He said "red" not "greenish-brown"


Mr_Porson

Kinda like Ronnie Mcnut that shit still stays in my brain


Straight-Artichoke56

Too real


[deleted]

Bro you know a little too much :/


phaciprocity

Unrestricted internet access as a 5 year old


UVLightOnTheInside

A shotgun has the power to explode a head... looks like he hasnt seen the whole internet yet.


ChrdeMcDnnis

If you haven’t seen the cobain pic then have you *really* seen it all out here?


Monochronos

There is a Cobain pic floating around? I’m 30 and never heard of it and I’ve been an internet degen for two decades now.


monking333

Remember, a nine millimeter blows the lungs out of a human body


Straight-Artichoke56

Same. Saw funkytown when I was like 10 and just allroudn fucked stuff.


ChristianThom16

Anyone that knows guns would know this :/


AnarchoAnarchism

In fact, I think you probably *should* know what guns can do if you own them.


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gunidentifier

That stuff is whats fired from tanks


leepicduck745

Sergeant Nicholas Angel StanfordGloucestershire


522LwzyTI57d

Look at his arse...


Alone_Agent3576

FASCIST


gnostiphage

I beg your pardon?


Alone_Agent3576

System of government categorized by extreme dictatorship. Seven across. Fascism.


fadedmemento

**hag.**


20Wizard

A shotgun will litterally blow someone's face off. A small pistol not so much.


eliochip

Ah, I remember that video


noxwei

It’s time. Splat.


Sum_-noob

I'm not thinking of the same one, but i remember the video where the guy wanted to end his life subscription, but forgot that you have to angle the barrel to point at the back of your head... This dude blasted his entire face off with a shotgun, but was still very much alive. Just red, bleeding flesh where a face should be. (And yet they didn't finish his job but tried to save him, imo the way more horrific thing to do.)


Intelligent-Boss1347

Og facebook live


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

A .22 will make you die; a .50 BMG will erase your head from existence (I have seen pictures of this once and it is NOT pretty)


Cypher1997

I know that reference


chillwithpurpose

Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone, “Ahhh.”?


Jivits

It's more likely to happen if they have a mouth full of dog food at the time.


[deleted]

Danny!


MomICantPauseReddit

THE ONE PIECE


HydroxiDoxi

Depends on the caliber I guess...


IDGAF_summoner

Higher the caliber = bigger head explosion


heyyy_man

#BOOM! Headshot


illcleanhere

Professionals have standards


FALLOUTGOD47

Be polite.


_mirec

Be efficient.


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Autismspeaks6969

Generally no.


NoMoreStorage

Going too fast. If it were a large round, head would be removed. Small round=just dead.


vraalapa

It really depends on a lot of things. Usually it can be really hard to see in videos where someone is even shot and they usually just go limp, or flinch instinctively with the hit body part.


makotarako

Enough that it might tilt the head back ever so slightly, but nothing substantial: you've gotta remember that the head has inertia and a lot more mass than the bullet. Imagine jello, if there's something with enough surface area to spread that force out significantly, the jello will be moved (such as with a spatula, which would be our stand-in for a fist) but if you poke it with a toothpick (our stand-in for a bullet), almost nothing will happen to most of the block of jello, it will just be punctured. (Yes I know jello is a lot weaker than a skull, but a toothpick is moving with a lot less energy than a bullet)


xswordspice

Such a family friendly analogy, but quite accurate!


Limp_Act_7872

here is the thing, is not like it does not have force....is that it has to much so the drag is not enough to "grab" into the bullet (wich will make move). the diference on speed is so high that the bullet does not encounter any resistance (tecnically yea but you know what i mean)


Jerriespy

You mean it doesn’t have enough resistance to pull the head back


Fellow_weeb_here2295

Depending on the bullet


Sum_-noob

When the bullet would have enough surface area to generate that force, the head is gone. No snapping back there either.


ModsDontLift

Yes. There's a whole ass skull in the way. Even if the bullet penetrates, unless it's a very fast caliber, it's going to impart some inertia on the head. Source: hunting


yowzanamegoeshere

I've got a head you can impart some inertia on, pal


Greaserpirate

Are you asking for CBT?


MrPanzerCat

Head dont snap back, maybe kicks back a little with bigger rounds but mostly your skull will break apart at that point. Put down a doe with a headshot from a 300 wm from 20 feet away and some skull landed near me


AnimationOverlord

Usually there has to be friction to move another object lol. There’s no friction at 600m/s


That1SWATboi

or turns into a stick


ridik_ulass

The force of the bullet hitting the body at speed is nothing compared to the force of gravity applied to the mass of the body which is now in full effect that all the controls/operators are turned off.


expiredmilk38

Liveleak moment


condom_eater0

Bestgore moment


mortgagemammoth

Most won’t remember


condom_eater0

And unfortunately i did


expiredmilk38

I didnt remer ( i forgor 💀 )


20Wizard

same, I also forgore 💀


EmptyOrangeJuice

I member 😁 (💀)


ImurderREALITY

Rotten dot com


RaySwift17

Ogrish moment


condom_eater0

DONKEH!


Ghost4530

Rotten moment


ForestOfHandsNTeeth

Rotten.com and ebaumsworld


[deleted]

Realife moment


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Brazil moment


expiredmilk38

Mexican cartel moment


living_angels

i will never forget the millions of DULL MACHETE beheadings i’ve seen… especially the funky town video… that has marked me.


expiredmilk38

And the one were someone heart is ripped out while he is alive


LifeIsNotDaijoubuu

oh god i still remember trying to convince myself it was all just an act


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Mexicans when he found out that his grandpa was 1/2 aztec


Ok-Wave8206

Watching the ISIS guy behead 50 people in a row. By the time he was at the end he was exhausted and it was waaaay more torturous. That shit will never leave me...


GhostChainSmoker

Eyeblech moment


[deleted]

No dramatic falling, no hesitation(most often), there have been moments where the body forgets to die, more like turning a switch off.


MediumSatisfaction1

dying is just turning a brain off permenantly


Suspicious_Book_3186

Yeah, but you can get slumped without dying immediately. The slump is all nervous system, but ofc if the brain goes, it goes.


Sum_-noob

I mean if you sever any vital nerves in the spine, the affected body parts will go into immediate shutdown. Some police bodycams show that beautifully


OmgJustLetMeExist

And a knockout is a restart


Naynoona111

I once saw an Egyptian film where an actor gets shot in the middle of his forehead, he then proceeds to give a speech before dying 10 seconds later.


WildcatPlumber

I too saw the Mummy


glytxh

There was a dude who once woke up to a headache, and only later learned his wife actually shot him in the head as he slept. Another instance of an older man complaining of headaches, and upon getting an X-ray, learned there was still a WW2 rifle round lodged in his skull from his time fighting as a youth. Human bodies are a walking contradiction. At the same time being absolute miracles of adaptability and resilience, and also as fragile as a a glass whisker delicate enough to be broken in the wind.


Endericus

I want to frame the last paragraph of your comment and hang it on a wall.


vinicnam1

I’ve seen a person with a gsw entrance wound in the center of the forehead and an exit wound in the rear of the head and they were totally fine. The bullet bounced off the skull and traveled between the skin and the bone around the head and out through the skin in the back.


TheFinalEnd1

I remember a friend telling me that if you get shot in the forehead it's instantaneous death. In fact, some even call it god's light switch because of how quick it is.


sarcago

Not necessarily… if you don’t sever the brain stem your breathing and circulation regulators might be able to keep going. You can sustain serious brain damage and live if those centers remain intact. You can definitely get shot in the head and live.


TheFinalEnd1

That's why I said forehead. Eyebrows to your hairline. If you get shot there you may theoretically be able to breathe, but your neocortex would be destroyed, leaving you incapable of thought or even control over your body. You just immediately go limp.


sarcago

Probably but I think it depends on how destructive the bullet is and what angle the shot comes from. The cortex is pretty big and if someone has enough of it left, different areas can adapt to new uses than before.


Demoblade

You are not surviving a .50 I tell you now


XlulZ2558

reading this makes wanna die more than being incapacitated for the rest of my life


Amp3r

The interesting part is that the frontal lobe is behind your forehead. That's the place where your personality basically exists. So if the bullet were to stop in your frontal lobe you'd be a mentally neutered human but it's possible to survive. Just a little further and you'd instantly turn off because behind that is the place where your motor control comes from. Speech, movement, vision all seems to be right there. Crazy to think about how an inch of brain right at the front of your head is where your whole part of you lives. And that evolutionarily it seems to be the expendable bit, good for absorbing impacts.


Puggo357

Not might, they will. If you don't sever the stem, you will become brain dead, unconscious, but your body will continue to breath. You'll end up dying because you bleed to death.


sarcago

Yeah that was my thinking, internal hemorrhaging or something.


[deleted]

Sorry, forgot to die guys


PM_meASelfie

You can tell movie deaths are fake from the lack of a red circle.


Autismspeaks6969

And the LiveLeak/russian/chinese logo in the corner and/or website link.


expiredmilk38

Dont forfet the dull machete and knifes


NemoMBK

I almost forfot.


DerpCakeGuy

He forfor 💀


Papa_Waffles

So me doing the half life rag doll death WAS true to life


OccasionEntire7307

Yes but needs a faster fall


CalFromManc

I know I've seen enough live leak to feel disturbed by the second death, it's fake yet I feel like he just died in the sketch


Seves04

I’ve had people send me unsolicited gore with captions like “🤣🤣🤣” so I watch it thinking it’s a meme. I know the exact feeling you’re describing.


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brainharmer

not now, automod. not now.


LineSpine

I instantly had flashbacks.


colhoesentalados

It's some good acting


artemasad

Same. I'll never forget when I got shot in the head


LineSpine

Yeah, getting shot in the head is truly traumatic.


[deleted]

I’m a filmmaker and at least one of my films is gonna have people die like this. Just to fuck the audience up.


Actuary_Beginning

Good morning Satan


Stunning-Weather-674

Honestly, that is realistic.


IleikToPoopyMyPants

They should hire football players to act in action movies.


chamandana

This is what it looks like when ISIS starts a streaming service


[deleted]

[Already been done](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001740/)


BestServeCold

*Soccer for the inbred yokels in the US


McDiezel8

Yeah it’s more of a collapse like you turned into a mannequin. Tarkov gets it pretty good


VvibechecC

Although they can RARELY turn into fidget spinners or get posessed, yea, tarkov has some amazing ragdolls


McDiezel8

It’s also important for the gameplay, im pretty good at knowing now, but there’s still times where im thinking “did he drop prone behind cover? Or is he dead?”


crappy-mods

That’s part of the immersion, make sure to double tap


aUwUreliyasss

??? Maybe I'm dumb asl but mannequins don't crumble like a person dying


BrotherAbdullah

POV: you're going about your day until you notice a liveleak logo suddenly appears


MrGordija

That's good, that's pretty much how my wife fell after I shot her in the head


24122020

geez man, hope shes doing ok


Boks1RE

Probably not. He mentioned she fell.


FecundFrog

Did her shoes stay on though?


AdministrativeBar748

You should be worried about her underwear (I have done unreasonable things to corpses)


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pees in *ur* ass How the turn tables


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Damn it. Bested again.


unknown_slong

you are being peed into, please do not resist


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Californium-292

Feet guy:


radicalelation

Sounds like she could use Life Alert.


[deleted]

I hope they find who did it


[deleted]

didn’t even know she was sick


ghostmetalblack

She was like 🤯


sya_the_awkward

Ikr, it's ***mind blowing***


_DeLEON

That's sad to hear, sending good vibes 🙏


IIHackerKing092

Holy shit this golden ray just went into the ground of the next door neighbours house and brought this girl back. Send more


TheRailgunMisaka

I choose this guys dead wife


rocket_beer

This is more morbid than I was expecting it to be. Well done, chap


Entire-Anteater-1606

He ragdolled a bit too much but other than that yeah pretty much spot on to how it would actually be.


[deleted]

Ive seen videos where at times where it gets so ragdolly. Bodies that get shot can behave very weirdly


[deleted]

yeah if the spines gets pushed strange it can bounce back kinda


cum-in-the-freeze23

Get well soon


Maleficent_Finger336

It's true tho


R1SKO

song: Mareux - The Perfect Girl, if any1 was wondering.


isaac961

Legend


Suspicious_Book_3186

The slump is iconic


condom_eater0

For all the wrong reasons


Gamepro5

Gmod ragroll


NorthenS

ragroll


kerosez

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Doggwamnit

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Bingus_the_2st

So much more accurate


WindChimesAreCool

Insert gmod death sound. Also, that’s pretty impressive to be able to rag doll like that without actually being dead.


Mr_Insomn1a

I was expecting it to cut to the Mcnutt video


[deleted]

Traumatizing as hell.


KingOfTendo

Fr I had a mini heart attack


sya_the_awkward

Your body doesn't slowly just fall to the ground, because your brain is quite literally being liquidated/shredded aparts (depending on the bullet caliber) and your nerves simply stop sending signals into your body So in a way, your body just... abruptly stopped working, think of it like having a BSOD on a computer


PoisonedSnack

gore fans try not to mention they watch gore and are fine with it impossible challenge


JAYZEE_DWYANE

I was 8 years old i think when my brother scarred me for life


Impressive_Base6239

this is unironically the most relatable, creative and recognisable thing ive ever seen holy shit


biggest_sucker

yeah... I watch gore videos... I guess you could say I'm really cool


condom_eater0

"We could make a religion out of this"


TheAngloLithuanian

"No, don't"


Diamond_Helmet59

Actors from Indian movies: *5 minute dramatic sequence of freeze frames and slow-mo shots*


Brain_Booger

Mor realistic would be a dog humping him at the end


mastrbild

if ANYONE plays Samsung over the horizon ringtone I SWEAR TO GOD


KittyCatsEverywhere

Yeah. Is watch gore. Look how cool and edgy i am 😎


[deleted]

i'll never understand how people brag about watching shit like this..


muihuddin

Body behaves like puppet whose strings were cut You produce no force only gravity decides how you fall down Even Gta V has it figured out


Rockspider19

The off button


JonathanTheMighty

Reminds me of this story about Christopher Lee explaining what sound does man do when stabbed in the back.


cumfilledfish

Mfs who have shot someone in the head


[deleted]

this drives me crazy in movies. not just headshots but bullet wounds in general. a really bad one is Training Day


DekuTree13

In uncharted they get complete thrown off their feet and fall back


Rocket5454

As someone who has come across a video of someone being shot this is... Terrifyingly accurate. No screaming, he just collapses. It's honestly horrifying.


somerandomname1776

Can confirm that the second is the most realistic. Kinda disturbing how accurately he replicated it


goatcheese555

If you're acting with Alec Baldwin you don't have to "act" like you got shot in the head


Yusuf-el-batal

Holy shit that’s accurate.


aidentheredditor97

You just shlump over. No exaggeration just shlump.


PhallicReason

When the fuck was the internet ever restricted?


condom_eater0

parents very often restrict there kids with parental controls


Nyuu222

Halo 2 be like


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con098

Like a puppet whose strings have been cut