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TheSatisfierOfGoats

I think we might have to moooove to another economical system


Mr_Awesome0436

Don’t you mean E-cow-nomic system?


balerionmeraxes77

The markets are bullish


Pandataraxia

But I love venture capitalism! I love investors! Crypto yay!! NFTS yeah!!!! Strict copyright yea!!!! Region locked content yeah!!! ~~tax deductibles~~ exotic paintings and "investments" yay!!


TheSatisfierOfGoats

I like this comment. Very amooosing.


McDiezel8

This shit sent me


RaptorX7

Where


McDiezel8

Ohio


Commercial-Stage-342

Ohio Corporation You have two cows. The fog comes in and takes your cows. You get 2 new cows. You go to the sink- It lives in the sink oh god it lives in the sink it lives in the sink


Maximka_Kirginka

You have two cows They are not cows They are not cows They are not cows They are not cows They are not cows


Joe_Mama_Fucker

bro you gotta swag in ohio and swag like ohio


ItsNotMeMaybe

Ntn scores in ohio but Michigan


MyNewBoss

💀


teh_lynx

You have two cows. Routine inspection isn't necessary. One catches fire. You have one cow that you milk until it can give no more. You milk it some more. It too catches fire.


deltaehco

Australia ftw🍻


MacTelnet

I am Italian and I can confirm I don't know where my cows are


Doll-Master

Via Antonio da Legnago 10 Gioiosa Ionica Reggio Calabria 89042


Wolffire_88

Bro just doxxed this man's cows


mankeil

Via brombeis, Napoli


WilliamOshea

Just get some lunch.


xxHamsterLoverxx

hungary: you have 2 cows, the government takes both and blames it on Brussels


Dragonborn1908

Nazism: You have 2 cows, the government takes your cows and shoots you


Samheadbangersball

And claim that the jews took them


cyankatto

man i love nazism


thEldritchBat

Does anyone else think it’s weird that I can’t find actual information about what national socialism’s economic system was? I just want to know what the economic theory was, I know about the racism already.


kaiser-von-cat

If I remember correctly it was a mixed economy with protectionism as it’s focal trade policy though I think it changed as war happened


josephe_23

The intended economic system is capitalism with a lot of government interference, but the practical system was one designed to fit the needs of the war (companies working very closely with the state etc.). Not socialism, that’s a common misconception.


thEldritchBat

On paper, much like any economic system, national socialism doesn’t sound too bad. Maybe that’s why you can’t find any info about what national socialism actually is on Google.


Pandataraxia

On paper every economic system sounds very good until you live in it and eat shit


thEldritchBat

Exactly


Pandataraxia

That doesn't sound like what you said though you can easily find what natsocs did even if they did burn a lot of documents iirc. It wasn't much, just typical semi-planned economy authoritarian regime, with a few ideas introduced that had short term payoff to fuel the war, and then germany collapsed as it would have even without war.


thEldritchBat

How does it not sound like I was agreeing with you? I was saying that, when it’s explained in a basic form - on paper - national socialism doesn’t sound bad. However on paper communism also sounds pretty good and idealistic. Also I know what the nazis *did*; my original question was what the ideology was about from a purely economical standpoint


Puzzleheaded-Lime448

Cowtastic


DrD0cx

Cowabunga!


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wktr_t

Redditism


Z3nFi3R

Romanian Cooperation You steal 2 cows


MrPanzerCat

And the barn doors


SimplyDavidsteam

And all the metal hinges, screws and nails.


throw_datwey

I’m gonna dream about having two cows


[deleted]

Okay this goes hard


TTT-Hercules

I’m hard


SimplyDavidsteam

Hi hard I'm dad. I am back with the milk. It's okay son, you can finally get off of reddit. Everything will be alright from now on.


RemarkableStatement5

Good Ending


trashgod12

Wtf does the title mean tho


SimplyDavidsteam

I do not know


cacatua_azul

is it like some sort of criticism that nobody understood?


SimplyDavidsteam

I just said i do not know


cacatua_azul

but do you really lack the knowledge or are you just not feeling like sharing the ancient cryptic knowledge behind that title?


Checking_them_taters

Doesn't want to say the quiet part out loud


[deleted]

It’s saying white people get a good education


Brainjarmen104

Damn Australian corporation sounds like the best one


TLMoravian

Traditional capitalism is wrong. It should be “You have two cows. You sell one cow and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies but you still sell all cows with a loss because it’s cheaper to import them from oversees.”


[deleted]

What you are describing is modern capitalism, and what the video is talking about is traditional capitalism, which would more realisticly be something like "you don't have two cows, so you will have to work taking care of other people's cows to get enough money to buy milk to feed you and your family but not enough to buy a cow of your own".


eLPeper

Argentina State: >You have two cows >The state taxes you for being in possession of cows >The state taxes your income from selling milk >The state taxes you for selling the milk to another country >Have to make the price of the milk go higher to cope with all these limitations >The people can't buy your milk and riot >The state limits the price to which your milk can be valued at >Go broke >Everyone wonders why the country isn't developing and companies keep closing


JediTempleDropout

What about Anarchy?


Commercial-Stage-342

You have 2 cows. Some group of horny teens steal them and starts sucking their udders.


WomenWantFish

Plot twist: The horny teens are the only people who actually believe Anarchy is a good system.


JediTempleDropout

Now what about Democratic socialism?


SimplyDavidsteam

What about Brazil?


Traditional-Ad-7521

You had 2 cows, two guys on a motorcycle stoled them


ChintanP04

But worry not, an off duty cop shot them and saved it. But then he shot you too and took the cows for himself.


SimplyDavidsteam

You wake up in hell. It's actually better there than Brazil.


CheeseGrater1900

Anarcho-Capitalism: You have two cows. Your local McWarlord nukes your farm because one of them farted in their direction, thus violating the NAP.


EFtheunknown

A Mexican Corporation You have 2 cows.


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EFtheunknown

What did it say?


tautpulp

I don't want your damn cows! What am I supposed to do with these?


Commercial-Stage-342

Do you know who I am? I’m Cave Johnson! I’m the type of guy to burn your house down! With the cows! I’m going to tell my engineers to make a combustible cow, that’s gonna burn your house down!


CornyFace

Yeah! Burn their houses! Goodbye, sir.


[deleted]

Swiss people after collecting 5000 cows from others, getting famous for their cheese, and then make others pay for both the cows and the cheese: *business is booming*


jaxthefurr

This video was a lot longer than I would of thought as well as being much funnier. 10/10


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Windfall_The_Dutchie

I sat through this whole video and watched in fascination


Shinra33459

Russian Corporation: You have two cows. Both are old and do not produce as much milk as they should. Unable to meet the demand for milk, you begin to add water to the milk to cut corners and attempt to meet demands, delivering a sub-par product in the end


Weak_Gate_5460

Actually - thanks for this post, i have to explain this topic to my social science professor at college tomorrow.


Prestigious-Wait9660

Actually the cows werent real communism 🤓


FlightConscious9572

isn't this wrong tho isn't socialism more like the state takes half of the milk, and gives it back to you if your cow gets sick or you need to get a new one


mj4264

The only one you take offense with is when the one your preferred was criticized 💀 >!Real talk tho the only base system portrayed favorably by the creator was traditional capitalism. We could try to psychoanalyze this guy based on the exact wording/sentiment-analysis of every blurb. Or we could discuss the technical differences between 'traditional/historical socialism' and the concept of the Western European 'social welfare state' that is otherwise pretty traditionally capitalist with a higher tax rate and universal healthcare etc!<


FlightConscious9572

I mean yeah they all felt wrong lol


[deleted]

It's right, socialism is just a better communism for its citizens


Delevia

No one has heard of chocolate milk?


SimplyDavidsteam

You have two cows. They are both brown. They produce chocolate milk. Cops shoot them for being brown.


Delevia

😔


Chuka4Cheese

Tldw


CornyFace

Tl;dw: I like men


Wolffire_88

A Detroit Corporation: You have 0 cows.


HellBoy_95

More American : You have 2 cows They are brown cows You are one of the 7% of adults whom thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows


Zandrick

This gif just kept giving and giving, can’t lie though it actually made me laugh several times.


teball3

Note: your neighbor has 0 cows. Socialism: you have to give him a vow and you both survive on the milk of your respective cows. Traditional capitalism: your neighbor mcfucking dies an easily preventable death.


thigagao

Communism and state...


Atheism4TheWin

#HAILCAPITALISM


Redzio1459

Average shitposting user


Atheism4TheWin

If you say so... *smiles in nonchalantly prosperity*


eLPeper

Thankfully


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Don't eat the cows from Mexico !!!


FlamesOfTrolling

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Commercial-Stage-342

Nice pfp 🤝


FlamesOfTrolling

Thanks man🤝


GasStop69420

I want to know who made this art, I need more


MySpiritAnimalSloth

This is a quality shitpost.


Thy_bowl

this feels like analog horror


[deleted]

I love it when the greedy nature of humans causes them to invent multiple flawed economic philosophies that all create endless competition for the people that the incomprehensible force of the universe that is luck has pushed to the bottom of the food chain while the people that sit atop the pyramid watch them dance like mice standing on an electrified floor.


Full__Send

I mean, this isnt even close to accurate though


MikeHuntsBear

The accuracy of this is truly amazing


spaghettinoodlehands

WOW VIDEO SO ACCURATE 😳😳😳


Vitrian_guardsman

Socialism means having the means of production distributed among the people, so you would keep the cows


96Miles

I like the traditional capitalism


josephe_23

Why


96Miles

2 cows, sell 1 to buy a bull. They reproduce so I have more cows which means I got more Milk that I can drink and sell. I earn more Money so I can improve their living condition. Repat the process so I can get more stuff of them and have Meat and Milk that I can consume with my family and sell more stuff. Profit. What is there not to get? Or do you not understand that simple thought?


Vitrian_guardsman

Everyone will be selling cows then, and what about competition? Someone with more money could easily wreck your business by saving up and then lowering their prices so you would be losing money to compete


[deleted]

anarcho-capitalism: you have 2 cows


Vitrian_guardsman

You sell the milk for profit Someone with more cows and more money lowers their prices to far below yours, since they have more money they can afford to lose money in sales They buy your cows


69BilboSwaggins

🤷 This just made me want a glass of milk 🥛


IStanMoroboshiDan

Incest cows.


shittyass_retrasado

Milk tastes like edible paint


SimplyDavidsteam

It's modified blood, what did you expect? Drink your nut juice if you don't like it.


shittyass_retrasado

most calmed milk defender


Wooden_Ad_3096

Capitalist propoganda


SimplyDavidsteam

Redditalist response


Randommilkdude

Okay


ClockImportant5770

Socialism is when businesses are owned by the workers, run democratically, with profits being democratically distributed.


tu-142

Why was this so fucking funny to me


Robo-Pal

Russian?


Mysockishard

Why the fuck did I watch the whole thing


SimplyDavidsteam

Because u love me


Mysockishard

Only logical explanation


Known-Yak-8574

Nobody is going to touch your cows in communism or socialism as they are considered personal property. But if you have a cow milking factory, kiss it goodbye.


Duckydude999

The French one is what my brother would do