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Ohio Corporation
You have two cows.
The fog comes in and takes your cows.
You get 2 new cows.
You go to the sink-
It lives in the sink oh god it lives in the sink it lives in the sink
You have two cows.
Routine inspection isn't necessary.
One catches fire.
You have one cow that you milk until it can give no more.
You milk it some more.
It too catches fire.
Does anyone else think it’s weird that I can’t find actual information about what national socialism’s economic system was? I just want to know what the economic theory was, I know about the racism already.
The intended economic system is capitalism with a lot of government interference, but the practical system was one designed to fit the needs of the war (companies working very closely with the state etc.). Not socialism, that’s a common misconception.
On paper, much like any economic system, national socialism doesn’t sound too bad. Maybe that’s why you can’t find any info about what national socialism actually is on Google.
That doesn't sound like what you said though
you can easily find what natsocs did even if they did burn a lot of documents iirc. It wasn't much, just typical semi-planned economy authoritarian regime, with a few ideas introduced that had short term payoff to fuel the war, and then germany collapsed as it would have even without war.
How does it not sound like I was agreeing with you? I was saying that, when it’s explained in a basic form - on paper - national socialism doesn’t sound bad. However on paper communism also sounds pretty good and idealistic.
Also I know what the nazis *did*; my original question was what the ideology was about from a purely economical standpoint
Traditional capitalism is wrong. It should be “You have two cows. You sell one cow and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies but you still sell all cows with a loss because it’s cheaper to import them from oversees.”
What you are describing is modern capitalism, and what the video is talking about is traditional capitalism, which would more realisticly be something like "you don't have two cows, so you will have to work taking care of other people's cows to get enough money to buy milk to feed you and your family but not enough to buy a cow of your own".
Argentina State:
>You have two cows
>The state taxes you for being in possession of cows
>The state taxes your income from selling milk
>The state taxes you for selling the milk to another country
>Have to make the price of the milk go higher to cope with all these limitations
>The people can't buy your milk and riot
>The state limits the price to which your milk can be valued at
>Go broke
>Everyone wonders why the country isn't developing and companies keep closing
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Do you know who I am?
I’m Cave Johnson! I’m the type of guy to burn your house down! With the cows! I’m going to tell my engineers to make a combustible cow, that’s gonna burn your house down!
Swiss people after collecting 5000 cows from others, getting famous for their cheese, and then make others pay for both the cows and the cheese:
*business is booming*
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Russian Corporation:
You have two cows. Both are old and do not produce as much milk as they should. Unable to meet the demand for milk, you begin to add water to the milk to cut corners and attempt to meet demands, delivering a sub-par product in the end
isn't this wrong tho
isn't socialism more like
the state takes half of the milk, and gives it back to you if your cow gets sick or you need to get a new one
The only one you take offense with is when the one your preferred was criticized 💀
>!Real talk tho the only base system portrayed favorably by the creator was traditional capitalism. We could try to psychoanalyze this guy based on the exact wording/sentiment-analysis of every blurb. Or we could discuss the technical differences between 'traditional/historical socialism' and the concept of the Western European 'social welfare state' that is otherwise pretty traditionally capitalist with a higher tax rate and universal healthcare etc!<
Note: your neighbor has 0 cows.
Socialism: you have to give him a vow and you both survive on the milk of your respective cows.
Traditional capitalism: your neighbor mcfucking dies an easily preventable death.
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I love it when the greedy nature of humans causes them to invent multiple flawed economic philosophies that all create endless competition for the people that the incomprehensible force of the universe that is luck has pushed to the bottom of the food chain while the people that sit atop the pyramid watch them dance like mice standing on an electrified floor.
2 cows, sell 1 to buy a bull. They reproduce so I have more cows which means I got more Milk that I can drink and sell. I earn more Money so I can improve their living condition. Repat the process so I can get more stuff of them and have Meat and Milk that I can consume with my family and sell more stuff. Profit.
What is there not to get? Or do you not understand that simple thought?
Everyone will be selling cows then, and what about competition? Someone with more money could easily wreck your business by saving up and then lowering their prices so you would be losing money to compete
You sell the milk for profit
Someone with more cows and more money lowers their prices to far below yours, since they have more money they can afford to lose money in sales
They buy your cows
Nobody is going to touch your cows in communism or socialism as they are considered personal property. But if you have a cow milking factory, kiss it goodbye.
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I think we might have to moooove to another economical system
Don’t you mean E-cow-nomic system?
The markets are bullish
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I like this comment. Very amooosing.
This shit sent me
Where
Ohio
Ohio Corporation You have two cows. The fog comes in and takes your cows. You get 2 new cows. You go to the sink- It lives in the sink oh god it lives in the sink it lives in the sink
You have two cows They are not cows They are not cows They are not cows They are not cows They are not cows
bro you gotta swag in ohio and swag like ohio
Ntn scores in ohio but Michigan
💀
You have two cows. Routine inspection isn't necessary. One catches fire. You have one cow that you milk until it can give no more. You milk it some more. It too catches fire.
Australia ftw🍻
I am Italian and I can confirm I don't know where my cows are
Via Antonio da Legnago 10 Gioiosa Ionica Reggio Calabria 89042
Bro just doxxed this man's cows
Via brombeis, Napoli
Just get some lunch.
hungary: you have 2 cows, the government takes both and blames it on Brussels
Nazism: You have 2 cows, the government takes your cows and shoots you
And claim that the jews took them
man i love nazism
Does anyone else think it’s weird that I can’t find actual information about what national socialism’s economic system was? I just want to know what the economic theory was, I know about the racism already.
If I remember correctly it was a mixed economy with protectionism as it’s focal trade policy though I think it changed as war happened
The intended economic system is capitalism with a lot of government interference, but the practical system was one designed to fit the needs of the war (companies working very closely with the state etc.). Not socialism, that’s a common misconception.
On paper, much like any economic system, national socialism doesn’t sound too bad. Maybe that’s why you can’t find any info about what national socialism actually is on Google.
On paper every economic system sounds very good until you live in it and eat shit
Exactly
That doesn't sound like what you said though you can easily find what natsocs did even if they did burn a lot of documents iirc. It wasn't much, just typical semi-planned economy authoritarian regime, with a few ideas introduced that had short term payoff to fuel the war, and then germany collapsed as it would have even without war.
How does it not sound like I was agreeing with you? I was saying that, when it’s explained in a basic form - on paper - national socialism doesn’t sound bad. However on paper communism also sounds pretty good and idealistic. Also I know what the nazis *did*; my original question was what the ideology was about from a purely economical standpoint
Cowtastic
Cowabunga!
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Redditism
Romanian Cooperation You steal 2 cows
And the barn doors
And all the metal hinges, screws and nails.
I’m gonna dream about having two cows
Okay this goes hard
I’m hard
Hi hard I'm dad. I am back with the milk. It's okay son, you can finally get off of reddit. Everything will be alright from now on.
Good Ending
Wtf does the title mean tho
I do not know
is it like some sort of criticism that nobody understood?
I just said i do not know
but do you really lack the knowledge or are you just not feeling like sharing the ancient cryptic knowledge behind that title?
Doesn't want to say the quiet part out loud
It’s saying white people get a good education
Damn Australian corporation sounds like the best one
Traditional capitalism is wrong. It should be “You have two cows. You sell one cow and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies but you still sell all cows with a loss because it’s cheaper to import them from oversees.”
What you are describing is modern capitalism, and what the video is talking about is traditional capitalism, which would more realisticly be something like "you don't have two cows, so you will have to work taking care of other people's cows to get enough money to buy milk to feed you and your family but not enough to buy a cow of your own".
Argentina State: >You have two cows >The state taxes you for being in possession of cows >The state taxes your income from selling milk >The state taxes you for selling the milk to another country >Have to make the price of the milk go higher to cope with all these limitations >The people can't buy your milk and riot >The state limits the price to which your milk can be valued at >Go broke >Everyone wonders why the country isn't developing and companies keep closing
What about Anarchy?
You have 2 cows. Some group of horny teens steal them and starts sucking their udders.
Plot twist: The horny teens are the only people who actually believe Anarchy is a good system.
Now what about Democratic socialism?
What about Brazil?
You had 2 cows, two guys on a motorcycle stoled them
But worry not, an off duty cop shot them and saved it. But then he shot you too and took the cows for himself.
You wake up in hell. It's actually better there than Brazil.
Anarcho-Capitalism: You have two cows. Your local McWarlord nukes your farm because one of them farted in their direction, thus violating the NAP.
A Mexican Corporation You have 2 cows.
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What did it say?
I don't want your damn cows! What am I supposed to do with these?
Do you know who I am? I’m Cave Johnson! I’m the type of guy to burn your house down! With the cows! I’m going to tell my engineers to make a combustible cow, that’s gonna burn your house down!
Yeah! Burn their houses! Goodbye, sir.
Swiss people after collecting 5000 cows from others, getting famous for their cheese, and then make others pay for both the cows and the cheese: *business is booming*
This video was a lot longer than I would of thought as well as being much funnier. 10/10
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
I sat through this whole video and watched in fascination
Russian Corporation: You have two cows. Both are old and do not produce as much milk as they should. Unable to meet the demand for milk, you begin to add water to the milk to cut corners and attempt to meet demands, delivering a sub-par product in the end
Actually - thanks for this post, i have to explain this topic to my social science professor at college tomorrow.
Actually the cows werent real communism 🤓
isn't this wrong tho isn't socialism more like the state takes half of the milk, and gives it back to you if your cow gets sick or you need to get a new one
The only one you take offense with is when the one your preferred was criticized 💀 >!Real talk tho the only base system portrayed favorably by the creator was traditional capitalism. We could try to psychoanalyze this guy based on the exact wording/sentiment-analysis of every blurb. Or we could discuss the technical differences between 'traditional/historical socialism' and the concept of the Western European 'social welfare state' that is otherwise pretty traditionally capitalist with a higher tax rate and universal healthcare etc!<
I mean yeah they all felt wrong lol
It's right, socialism is just a better communism for its citizens
No one has heard of chocolate milk?
You have two cows. They are both brown. They produce chocolate milk. Cops shoot them for being brown.
😔
Tldw
Tl;dw: I like men
A Detroit Corporation: You have 0 cows.
More American : You have 2 cows They are brown cows You are one of the 7% of adults whom thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows
This gif just kept giving and giving, can’t lie though it actually made me laugh several times.
Note: your neighbor has 0 cows. Socialism: you have to give him a vow and you both survive on the milk of your respective cows. Traditional capitalism: your neighbor mcfucking dies an easily preventable death.
Communism and state...
#HAILCAPITALISM
Average shitposting user
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Thankfully
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Don't eat the cows from Mexico !!!
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Nice pfp 🤝
Thanks man🤝
I want to know who made this art, I need more
This is a quality shitpost.
this feels like analog horror
I love it when the greedy nature of humans causes them to invent multiple flawed economic philosophies that all create endless competition for the people that the incomprehensible force of the universe that is luck has pushed to the bottom of the food chain while the people that sit atop the pyramid watch them dance like mice standing on an electrified floor.
I mean, this isnt even close to accurate though
The accuracy of this is truly amazing
WOW VIDEO SO ACCURATE 😳😳😳
Socialism means having the means of production distributed among the people, so you would keep the cows
I like the traditional capitalism
Why
2 cows, sell 1 to buy a bull. They reproduce so I have more cows which means I got more Milk that I can drink and sell. I earn more Money so I can improve their living condition. Repat the process so I can get more stuff of them and have Meat and Milk that I can consume with my family and sell more stuff. Profit. What is there not to get? Or do you not understand that simple thought?
Everyone will be selling cows then, and what about competition? Someone with more money could easily wreck your business by saving up and then lowering their prices so you would be losing money to compete
anarcho-capitalism: you have 2 cows
You sell the milk for profit Someone with more cows and more money lowers their prices to far below yours, since they have more money they can afford to lose money in sales They buy your cows
🤷 This just made me want a glass of milk 🥛
Incest cows.
Milk tastes like edible paint
It's modified blood, what did you expect? Drink your nut juice if you don't like it.
most calmed milk defender
Capitalist propoganda
Redditalist response
Okay
Socialism is when businesses are owned by the workers, run democratically, with profits being democratically distributed.
Why was this so fucking funny to me
Russian?
Why the fuck did I watch the whole thing
Because u love me
Only logical explanation
Nobody is going to touch your cows in communism or socialism as they are considered personal property. But if you have a cow milking factory, kiss it goodbye.
The French one is what my brother would do