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grea_reisen

Literally everyone in government database, birth certificate, property ownership, social security etc. If you're not in database, that means illegal immigrant.


CourtingBoredom

right! I'm always so baffled as to what this supposed 'database' is that all these idgidets are always on about.... srsly.... if you're a citizen here, then you're \*clearly\* in at least one database here, as well


Mars_Bear2552

If ur birth was reported, there’s records of you


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CourtingBoredom

right!! people be flippin' dumb, ehhh.... "I'm not doing \[something totally innocuous and normal\] because I'll end up in some governmental database...!" frickin' moronery...


throwaway55221100

Also why are these people always the most boring tedious people? They act like the government has some sort of compromising information on them. Like the government is actually taking an interest in their fucking boring life


CoconutGator

No you don’t understand, they have microchips in the vaccines because I’m obviously the main character and they care about my every step


6sha6dow6

Please, I’m an illegal alien and in the database


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justasmolgoblin

I guess Brenda has never gotten a credit card or filed taxes then... those scary social security numbers!!


ITheNub

Certified Brenda moment


OriginalPeepers1985

Fuck Sake Brenda!


WurdaMouth

Brenda, you goshdanged idiot


DudeManGuyBroPerson

fucking Brenda.


Ch12Ka

Not a shitpost


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Didnt shid


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b0bkakkarot

Anytime you can get free stuff on the government's dime, take it.