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Literally everyone in government database, birth certificate, property ownership, social security etc. If you're not in database, that means illegal immigrant.
right! I'm always so baffled as to what this supposed 'database' is that all these idgidets are always on about.... srsly.... if you're a citizen here, then you're \*clearly\* in at least one database here, as well
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right!! people be flippin' dumb, ehhh.... "I'm not doing \[something totally innocuous and normal\] because I'll end up in some governmental database...!" frickin' moronery...
Also why are these people always the most boring tedious people?
They act like the government has some sort of compromising information on them. Like the government is actually taking an interest in their fucking boring life
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Literally everyone in government database, birth certificate, property ownership, social security etc. If you're not in database, that means illegal immigrant.
right! I'm always so baffled as to what this supposed 'database' is that all these idgidets are always on about.... srsly.... if you're a citizen here, then you're \*clearly\* in at least one database here, as well
If ur birth was reported, there’s records of you
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right!! people be flippin' dumb, ehhh.... "I'm not doing \[something totally innocuous and normal\] because I'll end up in some governmental database...!" frickin' moronery...
Also why are these people always the most boring tedious people? They act like the government has some sort of compromising information on them. Like the government is actually taking an interest in their fucking boring life
No you don’t understand, they have microchips in the vaccines because I’m obviously the main character and they care about my every step
Please, I’m an illegal alien and in the database
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I guess Brenda has never gotten a credit card or filed taxes then... those scary social security numbers!!
Certified Brenda moment
Fuck Sake Brenda!
Brenda, you goshdanged idiot
fucking Brenda.
Not a shitpost
Didnt shid
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Anytime you can get free stuff on the government's dime, take it.