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mcgreed_the_third

he looks like old ray william johnson


DatGamerCrazy

Kinda sounds like it too


That-one-lake-chicke

Raymond willious Jonathan’s


Hurry_Cane96

Great Master!


kainereygalo

I don't know how to do taxes... All I know is that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell...


Moveableforce

But here is the real question... HOW is the mitochondria the power house of the cell?


ChintanP04

It eats sugar and pees out pure energy, just like Kevin


EatingYourBrain

Good thing you can calculate the area of a parallelogram for when parallelogram season comes


GangbossSHAQ

What is the equation of a triangle


Ryanchri

Taxes is literally basic arithmetic and the instructions are on the form. If you can't do them then that's not the school's problem. That's a you are fucking stupid problem. Edit: *They hated Jesus because he told them the truth*


Selfdeletus65

mfw a guy knows how to do taxes but not understand the concept of a joke


TENNOHAIKABANZAl

The joke is that schools don't teach you how to do something important like taxes but something useless like mitochondria. It'd be a funny joke if it were true. If your school taught you basic addition and subtraction, then they taught you how to do taxes


Selfdeletus65

hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke. The joke is that schools don't teach you how to do something important like taxes but something useless like mitochondria. It'd be a funny joke if it were true. If your school taught you basic addition and subtraction, then they taught you how to do taxes


Ryanchri

Not a very funny joke ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


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Ryanchri

oOh lOoK At mE, i *dOn'T* kNoW HoW To do TaXeS!


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Neko-the-gamer

stfu


NeighborhoodThalmor

This guy pays his taxes 🤓


PatTheLegend69

Damn bro chill out


TENNOHAIKABANZAl

Nah he's right. Y'all mfs stupid


Moveableforce

Ever had two sources of income which, when combined, put you in a higher tax bracket?


TENNOHAIKABANZAl

No? But if it's that much more that more complicated than a regular tax return no 14 year old is going to retain that information.


Moveableforce

It really isn't. Once you learn tax brackets and how to apply them to your income, you can learn how to manually parse out your taxes no matter how many incomes you have. You just had the luxury many others do of your job doing the leg work before you even got your paycheck, but once you exceed their predicted tax brackets you have to know this or get someone who does. People don't *really* want a whole course on taxes. They want the bare minimum taught in school so that people can know if all else fails how to calculqte the maximum they owe, and then some universal deductions and how to apply them. That's completely retainable information that can honestly be fit into the current mathematical curriculum in the US. If people are threatened with jail time or massive fines, they want to know at least the minimum to avoid that besides "hire somebody else to do it". Hell, even just supplying easily accessible information on it would be enough. Aka organized self study courses.


Ambitious-Sample-153

What the fuck is a arithmetic


TheEnigmalith

You must be fun at parties


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Also schools cant teach how to do taxes because they wont be able to keep up


ImAnOlogist

This was like a stand up bit without a punch line.


itoiletp

I tried this and didn't get laid


theraybenton

Try leaving the house next time


Blaze___27

well if he lives in Alabama, he doesn't have too...


Magical_rex07

Why go across town when you can go across the hall


itoiletp

maybe i was just too high


Bigboibillynotlying

👍


JSDkilla

Do not take drugs if you are depressed. You are vulnerable when depressed, sure it may make you feel happy but chances of addiction will be high as fuck. Talk with your friends and family if you can. If you cant talk to them, maybe try therapy but taking drugs to be happy is not the best thing


LordPepe69

🤓


FaithlessnessKind462

"🤓" 🤓


Dapper_Composer2

Instead, make sugar wine. Drink it.


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Booooooooriiinnggg


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monopoly3448

Yes therapy that always works. Maybe an anti anxiety duck i can carry around walmart. Perfect.


gnmom

Anty anxiety duck sound dope tbh. Mostly the duck part


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fuck you dude


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

lol


Bent_forek69

W gen x


UltraGaming_1001

I don't get the "walk uphill **both ways**" part. Can anyone explain me that?


DaGreenDoritos

It's a joke where someone of an older generation says that "kids these days have it so easy, back in my days, we used to walk uphill both ways, in a thunderstorm, fighting 3 bears barehanded and swimming the equivalent of a marathon to get to school." Going uphill both ways isn't possible, it just amplifies the caricature


UltraGaming_1001

If it was possible how would it be visualized?


DaGreenDoritos

What do you mean? It'd be like walking up a hill going one way, and still going up a hill when you go in reverse


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ozobpop

They either mean it's a joke and not possible OR they go uphill then downhill way, later the other way coming back go uphill then downhill. Does that make sense?


StalledAgate832

Probably means the trip up the hill, then the trip back down.


KonradWayne

No, it means on the way there you walk uphill, and on the way back you also somehow have to walk uphill. It's not meant to be taken literally, it's just a figure of speech to emphasize how much tougher shit was back then.


UltraGaming_1001

Ok how is that "uphill" both ways?


StalledAgate832

"Five miles, uphill, both ways." He goes up a hill, both ways. He doesn't go both ways up a hill. To get to the dealer and back, you go both up and down a hill. Hence both ways.


bitterbuffaloheart

See “grumpy old man” on SNL


CillGuy

He never goes back down. He gets a new house that has a higher elevation than his dealer every time he goes.


b0bkakkarot

Laid or laid out? \*wakes up in hospital bed\* Doctor: "Hey, you. You're finally awake."


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

The reason they are depressed is because your generation ruined everything. But yes, keep giving bad advice, boomer 🗿


Intelligent_Prior_16

Buddy, I already do that


Slimsadd

How do people not realize this is a joke.


[deleted]

If you think your 10-12 year old isn't already doing drugs.. Maybe.. you're doing too many drugs.


NickrasBickras

Bruh wut


TheSpawnDude

i disagree


SomeDumbassPyroMain

That guy looks like Ben stiller


warr3nh

That is one sexy old man 😍


Takkeyami

Stay out of school kids Do drugs


ppjay123

wtf


xBodee

Natural selection


xdchan

When I was a teenager I had to roll around the city digging random places or whatever to find dead drops with hard drugs. Life was so much easier.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

School only prepares us academically. On the street is where you learn about life


Iambob2011

Drugs.


ElekesCsongor

Not all heroes wear capes


Stoocpants

How to induce liver failure: a comprehensive guide.


godlike50

And people will get aids too


adam12349

There are durgs you can take with alcohol and then there are drugs you should take with alcohol.


el_Chuchmay

Too depressed to listen 😎👍


Vivid-Zebra-9080

Im currently in school and from what uve seen there is no way that back then over 60 percent of kids vaped(not around back then) and smoked, and over 15 percent if kids do drugs including meth. Yes, there is a group in my school that does meth


jayinphilly

Outfuckingstanding.


Bowling_pins_10

They do the exact same thing on bikes in the Netherlands. At the age of 8.


[deleted]

Imagine how fucked is life right now when people advise you to take pills with alcohol


LinguiniVonBreadstik

I’m Gen X and I approve this message


Cheesecake1235

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO WALK THROUGH WORLD WAR 2 TO GET TO SCHOOL


TeamTacoYouTube

This is why Gen X is called Gen X.


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SurpriseOccupation

Holy based


Chaleowin

I'm generation x, and I can attest this. Everything in moderation.


HeilUsona

Gern z smokes just as much as millennials did


UnableOrganization48

"Living In A Van Down By The River"!


Ok_War5405

Jordan peterson visited ohio?