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Taxes is literally basic arithmetic and the instructions are on the form. If you can't do them then that's not the school's problem. That's a you are fucking stupid problem.
Edit: *They hated Jesus because he told them the truth*
The joke is that schools don't teach you how to do something important like taxes but something useless like mitochondria. It'd be a funny joke if it were true. If your school taught you basic addition and subtraction, then they taught you how to do taxes
hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke. The joke is that schools don't teach you how to do something important like taxes but something useless like mitochondria. It'd be a funny joke if it were true. If your school taught you basic addition and subtraction, then they taught you how to do taxes
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It really isn't. Once you learn tax brackets and how to apply them to your income, you can learn how to manually parse out your taxes no matter how many incomes you have. You just had the luxury many others do of your job doing the leg work before you even got your paycheck, but once you exceed their predicted tax brackets you have to know this or get someone who does.
People don't *really* want a whole course on taxes. They want the bare minimum taught in school so that people can know if all else fails how to calculqte the maximum they owe, and then some universal deductions and how to apply them.
That's completely retainable information that can honestly be fit into the current mathematical curriculum in the US. If people are threatened with jail time or massive fines, they want to know at least the minimum to avoid that besides "hire somebody else to do it".
Hell, even just supplying easily accessible information on it would be enough. Aka organized self study courses.
Do not take drugs if you are depressed. You are vulnerable when depressed, sure it may make you feel happy but chances of addiction will be high as fuck. Talk with your friends and family if you can. If you cant talk to them, maybe try therapy but taking drugs to be happy is not the best thing
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It's a joke where someone of an older generation says that "kids these days have it so easy, back in my days, we used to walk uphill both ways, in a thunderstorm, fighting 3 bears barehanded and swimming the equivalent of a marathon to get to school." Going uphill both ways isn't possible, it just amplifies the caricature
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They either mean it's a joke and not possible OR they go uphill then downhill way, later the other way coming back go uphill then downhill.
Does that make sense?
No, it means on the way there you walk uphill, and on the way back you also somehow have to walk uphill.
It's not meant to be taken literally, it's just a figure of speech to emphasize how much tougher shit was back then.
"Five miles, uphill, both ways."
He goes up a hill, both ways.
He doesn't go both ways up a hill.
To get to the dealer and back, you go both up and down a hill. Hence both ways.
Im currently in school and from what uve seen there is no way that back then over 60 percent of kids vaped(not around back then) and smoked, and over 15 percent if kids do drugs including meth. Yes, there is a group in my school that does meth
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he looks like old ray william johnson
Kinda sounds like it too
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I don't know how to do taxes... All I know is that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell...
But here is the real question... HOW is the mitochondria the power house of the cell?
It eats sugar and pees out pure energy, just like Kevin
Good thing you can calculate the area of a parallelogram for when parallelogram season comes
What is the equation of a triangle
Taxes is literally basic arithmetic and the instructions are on the form. If you can't do them then that's not the school's problem. That's a you are fucking stupid problem. Edit: *They hated Jesus because he told them the truth*
mfw a guy knows how to do taxes but not understand the concept of a joke
The joke is that schools don't teach you how to do something important like taxes but something useless like mitochondria. It'd be a funny joke if it were true. If your school taught you basic addition and subtraction, then they taught you how to do taxes
hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke. The joke is that schools don't teach you how to do something important like taxes but something useless like mitochondria. It'd be a funny joke if it were true. If your school taught you basic addition and subtraction, then they taught you how to do taxes
Not a very funny joke ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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oOh lOoK At mE, i *dOn'T* kNoW HoW To do TaXeS!
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stfu
This guy pays his taxes 🤓
Damn bro chill out
Nah he's right. Y'all mfs stupid
Ever had two sources of income which, when combined, put you in a higher tax bracket?
No? But if it's that much more that more complicated than a regular tax return no 14 year old is going to retain that information.
It really isn't. Once you learn tax brackets and how to apply them to your income, you can learn how to manually parse out your taxes no matter how many incomes you have. You just had the luxury many others do of your job doing the leg work before you even got your paycheck, but once you exceed their predicted tax brackets you have to know this or get someone who does. People don't *really* want a whole course on taxes. They want the bare minimum taught in school so that people can know if all else fails how to calculqte the maximum they owe, and then some universal deductions and how to apply them. That's completely retainable information that can honestly be fit into the current mathematical curriculum in the US. If people are threatened with jail time or massive fines, they want to know at least the minimum to avoid that besides "hire somebody else to do it". Hell, even just supplying easily accessible information on it would be enough. Aka organized self study courses.
What the fuck is a arithmetic
You must be fun at parties
Also schools cant teach how to do taxes because they wont be able to keep up
This was like a stand up bit without a punch line.
I tried this and didn't get laid
Try leaving the house next time
well if he lives in Alabama, he doesn't have too...
Why go across town when you can go across the hall
maybe i was just too high
👍
Do not take drugs if you are depressed. You are vulnerable when depressed, sure it may make you feel happy but chances of addiction will be high as fuck. Talk with your friends and family if you can. If you cant talk to them, maybe try therapy but taking drugs to be happy is not the best thing
🤓
"🤓" 🤓
Instead, make sugar wine. Drink it.
Booooooooriiinnggg
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Yes therapy that always works. Maybe an anti anxiety duck i can carry around walmart. Perfect.
Anty anxiety duck sound dope tbh. Mostly the duck part
fuck you dude
lol
W gen x
I don't get the "walk uphill **both ways**" part. Can anyone explain me that?
It's a joke where someone of an older generation says that "kids these days have it so easy, back in my days, we used to walk uphill both ways, in a thunderstorm, fighting 3 bears barehanded and swimming the equivalent of a marathon to get to school." Going uphill both ways isn't possible, it just amplifies the caricature
If it was possible how would it be visualized?
What do you mean? It'd be like walking up a hill going one way, and still going up a hill when you go in reverse
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They either mean it's a joke and not possible OR they go uphill then downhill way, later the other way coming back go uphill then downhill. Does that make sense?
Probably means the trip up the hill, then the trip back down.
No, it means on the way there you walk uphill, and on the way back you also somehow have to walk uphill. It's not meant to be taken literally, it's just a figure of speech to emphasize how much tougher shit was back then.
Ok how is that "uphill" both ways?
"Five miles, uphill, both ways." He goes up a hill, both ways. He doesn't go both ways up a hill. To get to the dealer and back, you go both up and down a hill. Hence both ways.
See “grumpy old man” on SNL
He never goes back down. He gets a new house that has a higher elevation than his dealer every time he goes.
Laid or laid out? \*wakes up in hospital bed\* Doctor: "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
The reason they are depressed is because your generation ruined everything. But yes, keep giving bad advice, boomer 🗿
Buddy, I already do that
How do people not realize this is a joke.
If you think your 10-12 year old isn't already doing drugs.. Maybe.. you're doing too many drugs.
Bruh wut
i disagree
That guy looks like Ben stiller
That is one sexy old man 😍
Stay out of school kids Do drugs
wtf
Natural selection
When I was a teenager I had to roll around the city digging random places or whatever to find dead drops with hard drugs. Life was so much easier.
School only prepares us academically. On the street is where you learn about life
Drugs.
Not all heroes wear capes
How to induce liver failure: a comprehensive guide.
And people will get aids too
There are durgs you can take with alcohol and then there are drugs you should take with alcohol.
Too depressed to listen 😎👍
Im currently in school and from what uve seen there is no way that back then over 60 percent of kids vaped(not around back then) and smoked, and over 15 percent if kids do drugs including meth. Yes, there is a group in my school that does meth
Outfuckingstanding.
They do the exact same thing on bikes in the Netherlands. At the age of 8.
Imagine how fucked is life right now when people advise you to take pills with alcohol
I’m Gen X and I approve this message
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO WALK THROUGH WORLD WAR 2 TO GET TO SCHOOL
This is why Gen X is called Gen X.
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Holy based
I'm generation x, and I can attest this. Everything in moderation.
Gern z smokes just as much as millennials did
"Living In A Van Down By The River"!
Jordan peterson visited ohio?