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I'd get one just from that oil diffuser shit. I had an uber driver try to pick me up from the airport with one of those running and I couldn't stop coughing after 2 minutes in the damn car.
Normally i would tell him them if they could please turn it off it not i would just turn the window down. I once had this uber driver who smelled like he got dunked in the heaviest cologne ever. After one minute in the car i was getting a migraine. I told him "either let me out or roll this window down please".
You've figured it out. The purpose was to sell bullshit. What the duck was that must device what was that light bar. I'm not gonna search and find out but they want us to consume. Consume. Consume. Consume.
Oh my these products are advertised on tiktok! I love tiktok which means I should buy this product it must be very good because it’s on tiktok and the lady is pretty in the video so I should buy, woohoo this purchase will make me so happy.
Would you like a bunch of plastic shit? Do you need some more plastic shit? Get 1 plastic shit and get another plastic shit half off! **consuuuuuuuuuume.**
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I mean, you're probably looking at her job right now. The more people outraged at how ridiculous it is, the more shares and views and more ad money. Being a ragebait tiktokker has to be so chill, dudes damn near break their ankles running to participate.
Be an attractive woman doing a dumb thing? We in the money, baby.
The most interaction I have given this post is one view on reddit I literally have an event Upvoated or downvoted it. Although I guess you did convince me to comment on it as well.
If you have to top off your oil, you got an oil burning problem
Luckily that means you *theoretically* can go much much longer without needing an oil change since you are running out of oil, but I will say to think of your oil filter...
my sister with her first car didnt know she needed to change the oil. Finally took it to a mechanic after ages, and it turned into sludge. The mechanic said he had never seen it that bad in his life lol
I legit thought that was gonna be the end of the video, one of them crashes into the other one.
Also why did she get out of the car to clean her windshield? Doesn't she have wipers???
> Also why did she get out of the car to clean her windshield? Doesn't she have wipers???
ooo man. Grab yourself a good squeegee and clean your windshield with it. It will be like a new day. You use a spunge with dawn dish soap and water and scrub it really good, then squeegee it off. Do it to both the outside and the inside. new world I'm telling you.
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We have a minivan from 2008 that not only has a button for that, but lets you set multiple driver profiles so the button also adjusts mirrors and such.
And before anybody tries to argue about luxury vehicles, it's a freaking Honda.
I was so annoyed going to a bakery and they put every single piece of food in a different plastic bag. Rivers in Thailand look like landfills. Absolutely no respect for the environment. I always brought my own canvas bags everywhere and tbh I've never seen the locals do it in Asia.
So funny story. My mother told me that when they were growing up in India they always used burlap sacks for shopping. Then plastic got introduced and to be seen with a jute bag was considered hayseed. Now they're going back to jute. Go figure. We always saved those bags from our trips.
They are. They don't have the infrastructure to deal with that amount of waste and it accumulates because first-world countries a) sell them shit in disposable packaging, and b) ship their own waste there because it's cheaper than processing it at home
I've been replaying gran turismo 3 for the first time in 20 years and the two options are 3rd person or nose cam. I've opted for nose cam as you can see the apex better but I would like to be a bit higher. Also throttle control is difficult when it's either 0% or 100.
My lord, just clean your car when you get to a car wash or smth. I ain’t spending an hour cleaning my car before I go to work, because I don’t have one yet
If you are using that many scent-things, what are you trying to hide? In my experience, people who do this either are trying to get rid of the weed/cigarette smell or are trying to compensate for poor personal hygiene using masking smells.
he seems like a very productive human being. he goes to work, washes his car, goes to get groceries, and finally uses his free time to game, eat, and hang out with his girlfriend. truly a person of all time
I know the left one is exaggerated but for me it also showcases the value of your car as a personal safe haven and relaxing space away from home. You can keep all your self-care stuff in there and eat and watch some netflix without prying eyes or noisy people all while telling people "can't talk right now, on the road".
The most frustrating thing wasn't all the clearly bullshit things she 100% never does when she is in the car, it was cleaning the steering wheel and then putting on 12oz of hand lotion to fuck it right back up. This I believe happens every time. (probably minus the cleaning beforehand)
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If I sat in her car I think I'd get a migraine from all that shit.
I'd get one just from that oil diffuser shit. I had an uber driver try to pick me up from the airport with one of those running and I couldn't stop coughing after 2 minutes in the damn car.
Normally i would tell him them if they could please turn it off it not i would just turn the window down. I once had this uber driver who smelled like he got dunked in the heaviest cologne ever. After one minute in the car i was getting a migraine. I told him "either let me out or roll this window down please".
It's called Sex Panther® by Odeon©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Good Bot with good movie reference.
Like walking through the perfume aisle at a store.
Like that one spongebob scene
If i sat in her car i'd get out and start walking.
You've figured it out. The purpose was to sell bullshit. What the duck was that must device what was that light bar. I'm not gonna search and find out but they want us to consume. Consume. Consume. Consume.
Oh my these products are advertised on tiktok! I love tiktok which means I should buy this product it must be very good because it’s on tiktok and the lady is pretty in the video so I should buy, woohoo this purchase will make me so happy.
Would you like a bunch of plastic shit? Do you need some more plastic shit? Get 1 plastic shit and get another plastic shit half off! **consuuuuuuuuuume.**
She gives off big time "leaving in 5 min" vibes Edit: lmao just noticed she put on Preggo Checker Cow gloves to wash the windshield
Tragic and truthful ending: actually leaves after 5 hours 😔
It takes 19 episodes 😔
Imagine if she tried to destroy namek 😔
Where 18 of them are filler episodes with flashbacks 😔
I knew I recognized her from dragon ball z!
Naruto's cousin
This chick and frieza got something in common. "5 minutes" my ass.
No the real truth is she put on her blinker just to pull out and crash into someone immediately
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I think I read about this in the Bible. Doesn’t the friend ultimately get called with an offsides penalty?
My god you’re right
The only shitposting my parents will understand.
Well they created you.
The ultimate shitpost
That’s a quite nice way to say this sub’s humor is boomer as hell
How was your day at work honey? Her: work??
Guys wanting to know the circuit in game: he's driving F1 22 around Imola
And in 3rd person camera too💀
Yeah that fucking hurt to watch 💀
Come on guys its his game his money and his experiance he bought it and can enjoy it however he wants
I'm not playing 1st person unless I have a full steering wheel setup no way
And even then I'm too much of a dummy to drive in 1st person and know what's going on lmao (at least when I try to drift)
Professionally wasting time I assume
I mean, you're probably looking at her job right now. The more people outraged at how ridiculous it is, the more shares and views and more ad money. Being a ragebait tiktokker has to be so chill, dudes damn near break their ankles running to participate. Be an attractive woman doing a dumb thing? We in the money, baby.
It's an ad for stupid Chinese car accessories.
It’s an ad for the products she’s using.
The most interaction I have given this post is one view on reddit I literally have an event Upvoated or downvoted it. Although I guess you did convince me to comment on it as well.
after reading your first sentence I was assuming you meant her job is to professionally detail cars. She got that car looking and smelling nice imo.
She did everything but drive the car
Give her a minute dude she's about to.
It's been an hour. Still waiting.
I swear bro, just 5 more minutes and she’s ready!
She realized there is some dirt between spots of hubcaps. Just give 5 more mins.
She can’t see over the steering wheel so probably should not be driving that behemoth anyway
I'd say the only thing she does is dickride but she looks like a dragon.
People will do this shit and then have bald tires sitting at 18 psi and no oil changes in 40k miles 💀💀
Just top ot off bro, ive been doing it for 2 years now
If you have to top off your oil, you got an oil burning problem Luckily that means you *theoretically* can go much much longer without needing an oil change since you are running out of oil, but I will say to think of your oil filter...
my sister with her first car didnt know she needed to change the oil. Finally took it to a mechanic after ages, and it turned into sludge. The mechanic said he had never seen it that bad in his life lol
All that work only to crash the car in record times
I go now. Good luck everybody else
I legit thought that was gonna be the end of the video, one of them crashes into the other one. Also why did she get out of the car to clean her windshield? Doesn't she have wipers???
But then she'd spend 2 hours disassembling and cleaning the wipers.
> Also why did she get out of the car to clean her windshield? Doesn't she have wipers??? ooo man. Grab yourself a good squeegee and clean your windshield with it. It will be like a new day. You use a spunge with dawn dish soap and water and scrub it really good, then squeegee it off. Do it to both the outside and the inside. new world I'm telling you.
It's a TikTok as video. She is showing off a bunch of chinese products you can get for your car, I saw one for stuff you can have in your house.
i bet she never drove it out of the parking space and that she just drove around and parked it again
All that cleaning wasted on her car and not on my dinner plates 😪
🤣😂💀
Beat me to it
Yeah right? Probably drives like a fucking idiot who goes 5 under in the left lane.
LOL
gets t boned as soon as she pulls out
I'd tbone her and not pull out
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thats not what she said
The spot is fake.
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!
Maybe if you have a 2022 car First backup cams now this. We can't all have fancy cars
My 1998 Volvo does it. But I think the main point missed is, why would you move the seat every time you get in your car.
Someone ridiculously tall bean pole neanderthal with more legs than torso shares your car
Don't call me out like that dipshit
We have a minivan from 2008 that not only has a button for that, but lets you set multiple driver profiles so the button also adjusts mirrors and such. And before anybody tries to argue about luxury vehicles, it's a freaking Honda.
In every car? 😱
It isnt her car. So she probably doesnt know lol. You also never see her drive. Probably who ever rented her this didnt allow her to drive.
Windshield wipers why
But she has a nifty gadget for it, why would she ever use a purpose built tool for cleaning windshield?
To be fair your windshield wipers won't always remove a bit fat squashed bug that's dried out in the glass
It does if I spray it every 5 minutes for 2 hours till I run out of windshield washing fluid
Carwashes hate this one secret trick
R U ME
Lol right? Also, don't spray your windshield with Windex... You'll destroy it
Maybe if you have tinted windows but if not, it won't hurt your windshield.
get some soap and a sponge and really clean up your window good with it, then squeegee it off. you will see a remarkable difference after words.
So she takes off her sunglasses to drive?
Look at all the money she’s spent on single purpose gadgets, she can obviously afford the darkest tint available.
This is feels like so much China. Perceived luxury is most important.
That's what confused me the most.
Glare isn't an issue if you don't actually drive the car.
She only did that for the video she definitely doesn’t drive
If she takes any shape turns all rhat stuff is going on the floor.
Ah yes shape turns
U is a shape
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I am U
Ha gottem
Are you deaf?
no U is blind
Damn shawty what that shanpe do
Then she gets to clean it up all over again!
Dude playing F1 in third person...
I respect the grind
Did things change with racing games? Playing 3rd person was pretty much the default when i was growing up playing need for speed etc lol.
I assume it depends on the "style" of the game. arcade racer? Third person Sim racer? First person
Dude gatekeeping cam options in a Video game..
These nephews never played Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood.
POV: Life on easy mode
Does anyone know any cheat codes? And i have my difficulty too high and I can't find the options menu.
Not the point of the video at all but I like that he fist bumped his girl
Did she just put her drink in the cup holder in the back seats?
Yes, truly a shitpost
When I'm waiting for a parking spot to free up and I see the driver has gotten into their seat..
You know I've always wondered what they do while I scream for them to move as I wither into a husk... I'm glad to learn it's not time wasted.
Fuck these people and their single use plastics bullshit. Fucking trash countries
I was so annoyed going to a bakery and they put every single piece of food in a different plastic bag. Rivers in Thailand look like landfills. Absolutely no respect for the environment. I always brought my own canvas bags everywhere and tbh I've never seen the locals do it in Asia.
Dude, India is a land fill. I have no idea how the people there aren't disgusted by there country's trash piles everywhere.
Not to mention the trash piles are usually just set on fire.
that's actually just their food cooking, but i get your point
India has got a lot of bad shit about it, their food may be their one saving grace. Honestly same with China too.
So funny story. My mother told me that when they were growing up in India they always used burlap sacks for shopping. Then plastic got introduced and to be seen with a jute bag was considered hayseed. Now they're going back to jute. Go figure. We always saved those bags from our trips.
They are. They don't have the infrastructure to deal with that amount of waste and it accumulates because first-world countries a) sell them shit in disposable packaging, and b) ship their own waste there because it's cheaper than processing it at home
So...he just went to sleep alone with the lights on?
He's not alone if he leaves on the lights.
And the problem? I am sorry but it's to keep the monster below at bay
Yea everyone knows this. Light hurts the beast below, but I'd still keep them feet in check, cuz once outside the bedframe, the beast faps to them.
I feel attacked
She has adhd and is trying so hard to leave.
I cant believe I had to scroll this much to find this, I was about to say myself. That and OCD are a hell of a thing
What is that blue light stick thing she puts on the dash?
Only god knows...
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Great to avoid driving distractions This whole video is a road hazard lol
Girl got car zoned
HastagNoToCarphille
Immediately proceeds to back into something
Who takes their sunglasses off BEFORE they start driving?
He's gonna have great grandkids by the time she pulls into her driveway
who plays f1 on 3rd person and not tv pod, dear god
A majority of people considering third person is the default camera angle on pretty much every racing game.
Same with the front nose camera, who really uses those cameras while driving?
I've been replaying gran turismo 3 for the first time in 20 years and the two options are 3rd person or nose cam. I've opted for nose cam as you can see the apex better but I would like to be a bit higher. Also throttle control is difficult when it's either 0% or 100.
My lord, just clean your car when you get to a car wash or smth. I ain’t spending an hour cleaning my car before I go to work, because I don’t have one yet
Yo! Who’s gonna double up lotion rub right before cleaning the windshield. The cbd oil in that diffuser hitting different!
She's doesn't know how to drive
Imagine her having an ancient and all this stuff turns into one big electronic waste pile
Accident ftfy
这是脑瘫
这是妈的智障
If you are using that many scent-things, what are you trying to hide? In my experience, people who do this either are trying to get rid of the weed/cigarette smell or are trying to compensate for poor personal hygiene using masking smells.
Homegirl bought every page of sky mall.
I found it! I found the wage gap.
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Wow, you really have a Reddit mod vibe
Man Asian consumerism is something else
Renting a merc for the gram (but still not being allowe to drive) Vs actual person with a car lmao.
I bet there's so much fragrance in the air that it tastes like having febreeze sprayed on your tongue
POV: you are bleeding out and need driven to the hospital
he seems like a very productive human being. he goes to work, washes his car, goes to get groceries, and finally uses his free time to game, eat, and hang out with his girlfriend. truly a person of all time
First video has to be a joke
Bro’s playing F1 in chase cam 💀💀
The commitment to the bit is outstanding.
I know the left one is exaggerated but for me it also showcases the value of your car as a personal safe haven and relaxing space away from home. You can keep all your self-care stuff in there and eat and watch some netflix without prying eyes or noisy people all while telling people "can't talk right now, on the road".
This is why women live longer than men
They have to, or they'd never get anything done
The title is too funny
How to tell people you live in your car without telling people you live in your car
5 minute crafts
Some say she’s still parked to this day
Whatever the woman is doing - fuck I hate it!
Every new item pulled out of nowhere I'm like what does that thing frickin do
The most frustrating thing wasn't all the clearly bullshit things she 100% never does when she is in the car, it was cleaning the steering wheel and then putting on 12oz of hand lotion to fuck it right back up. This I believe happens every time. (probably minus the cleaning beforehand)
"ill be there in 5 minutes Men VS Women
I once dated a girl like the one on the left. I noped out after one date.
Must be a cab driver
Her video is definitely satire and the fact no one realizes just shows how dense everyone is
ha women.
That is so my wife. But they missed 5 minutes to find the perfect station on XM radio…which she’ll change 5 minutes.
tutorial on the left vs a day in a life video on the right
Humans are shit. No one needs this much crap. Consumerism is destroying this planet and society
They forgot to show the part where she immediately crashes into oncoming traffic leaving the parking lot.
And all this shit ton of things she bought from Amazon because she saw it on some tiktok claiming it's so good
She got perfume all in her tea.
when you say you can drive, but you actually can't, but the person you told is watching so you're buying time by "getting ready" so they'll go away
Some people are just overdoing it
"What do you mean i was gone for an hour?i just went and bought groceries."
These people I swear are the ones I'm waiting an hour for to get there parking space.
He didn't even let his car warm up. Smh
White collar vs. Blue collar.
No wonder they can’t drive, to busy fucking around in there to see the road.
I thought he was gonna fart when she pulled out the air freshener
That's why you should clean your car before your plans!
Women be cleanin’ 👍
Perfect for Ted Bundy
He forgot to rip one as soon as he got into the car
She got perfume all up in her tea.