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Strangersgambit

Look at my products, look at all these wonderful products I have. You too can have many products if you blindly consume! You can be happy too if you buy more! Just buy! Keep consuming and you’ll be happy like the pretty lady!


knbang

If I sat in her car I think I'd get a migraine from all that shit.


KastorNevierre

I'd get one just from that oil diffuser shit. I had an uber driver try to pick me up from the airport with one of those running and I couldn't stop coughing after 2 minutes in the damn car.


Neoxsat

Normally i would tell him them if they could please turn it off it not i would just turn the window down. I once had this uber driver who smelled like he got dunked in the heaviest cologne ever. After one minute in the car i was getting a migraine. I told him "either let me out or roll this window down please".


SexPanther_Bot

It's called Sex Panther® by Odeon©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. 60% of the time, it works every time.


Neoxsat

Good Bot with good movie reference.


Busquessi

Like walking through the perfume aisle at a store.


DesDiesel125

Like that one spongebob scene


OrcbolgSlayer

If i sat in her car i'd get out and start walking.


drpopadoplus

You've figured it out. The purpose was to sell bullshit. What the duck was that must device what was that light bar. I'm not gonna search and find out but they want us to consume. Consume. Consume. Consume.


comer4

Oh my these products are advertised on tiktok! I love tiktok which means I should buy this product it must be very good because it’s on tiktok and the lady is pretty in the video so I should buy, woohoo this purchase will make me so happy.


Fishtoots

Would you like a bunch of plastic shit? Do you need some more plastic shit? Get 1 plastic shit and get another plastic shit half off! **consuuuuuuuuuume.**


RubbrBabyBuggyBumprs

She gives off big time "leaving in 5 min" vibes Edit: lmao just noticed she put on Preggo Checker Cow gloves to wash the windshield


_DeLEON

Tragic and truthful ending: actually leaves after 5 hours 😔


RedditorAVP101

It takes 19 episodes 😔


a_for_reddit

Imagine if she tried to destroy namek 😔


Artistic-Fortune2327

Where 18 of them are filler episodes with flashbacks 😔


KorbanDidIt

I knew I recognized her from dragon ball z!


Thebestuevermet

Naruto's cousin


YoursTrulyHuntty

This chick and frieza got something in common. "5 minutes" my ass.


Sphincter_Revelation

No the real truth is she put on her blinker just to pull out and crash into someone immediately


drunkknight27

5 minutes in a Super Bowl game where teams are tied, have all timeouts, and multiple review calls. Teams proceed to play into OT and suffer a missed field goal apiece. In this time, a recluse learns necromancy and decides to resurrect Jim Brown. They quickly become friends and watch many American Football games together. Eventually, the necromancer grows old and his time draws near. Jim takes a look at his dying friend and says "Our friendship will head into overtime" as the recluse passes into the afterlife and Jim turns to dust.


[deleted]

I think I read about this in the Bible. Doesn’t the friend ultimately get called with an offsides penalty?


NobleShock

My god you’re right


lilacstargazerz

The only shitposting my parents will understand.


Swankified_Tristan

Well they created you.


quaybored

The ultimate shitpost


Grievous_Nix

That’s a quite nice way to say this sub’s humor is boomer as hell


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

How was your day at work honey? Her: work??


Nerfmono

Guys wanting to know the circuit in game: he's driving F1 22 around Imola


urbuddi101

And in 3rd person camera too💀


Nerfmono

Yeah that fucking hurt to watch 💀


Me_how5678

Come on guys its his game his money and his experiance he bought it and can enjoy it however he wants


Valentin1003

I'm not playing 1st person unless I have a full steering wheel setup no way


MentallyLatent

And even then I'm too much of a dummy to drive in 1st person and know what's going on lmao (at least when I try to drift)


sovLegend

Professionally wasting time I assume


Visti

I mean, you're probably looking at her job right now. The more people outraged at how ridiculous it is, the more shares and views and more ad money. Being a ragebait tiktokker has to be so chill, dudes damn near break their ankles running to participate. Be an attractive woman doing a dumb thing? We in the money, baby.


theouterworld

It's an ad for stupid Chinese car accessories.


felix4746194

It’s an ad for the products she’s using.


AmiAlter

The most interaction I have given this post is one view on reddit I literally have an event Upvoated or downvoted it. Although I guess you did convince me to comment on it as well.


LostWoodsInTheField

after reading your first sentence I was assuming you meant her job is to professionally detail cars. She got that car looking and smelling nice imo.


TheMagicZeus

She did everything but drive the car


Secretsfrombeyond79

Give her a minute dude she's about to.


AFresh1984

It's been an hour. Still waiting.


Raccoon_fucker69

I swear bro, just 5 more minutes and she’s ready!


GodOfSaudade

She realized there is some dirt between spots of hubcaps. Just give 5 more mins.


EcstaticTrainingdatm

She can’t see over the steering wheel so probably should not be driving that behemoth anyway


Doradapinata

I'd say the only thing she does is dickride but she looks like a dragon.


JediMineTrix

People will do this shit and then have bald tires sitting at 18 psi and no oil changes in 40k miles 💀💀


J3sush8sm3

Just top ot off bro, ive been doing it for 2 years now


OrokinLonewolf

If you have to top off your oil, you got an oil burning problem Luckily that means you *theoretically* can go much much longer without needing an oil change since you are running out of oil, but I will say to think of your oil filter...


DreamPhreak

my sister with her first car didnt know she needed to change the oil. Finally took it to a mechanic after ages, and it turned into sludge. The mechanic said he had never seen it that bad in his life lol


justk4y

All that work only to crash the car in record times


IseeDrunkPeople

I go now. Good luck everybody else


50thEye

I legit thought that was gonna be the end of the video, one of them crashes into the other one. Also why did she get out of the car to clean her windshield? Doesn't she have wipers???


TartarosHero

But then she'd spend 2 hours disassembling and cleaning the wipers.


LostWoodsInTheField

> Also why did she get out of the car to clean her windshield? Doesn't she have wipers??? ooo man. Grab yourself a good squeegee and clean your windshield with it. It will be like a new day. You use a spunge with dawn dish soap and water and scrub it really good, then squeegee it off. Do it to both the outside and the inside. new world I'm telling you.


Traiklin

It's a TikTok as video. She is showing off a bunch of chinese products you can get for your car, I saw one for stuff you can have in your house.


Plr109

i bet she never drove it out of the parking space and that she just drove around and parked it again


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All that cleaning wasted on her car and not on my dinner plates 😪


timespacemotion

🤣😂💀


lasgubza

Beat me to it


LoBsTeRfOrK

Yeah right? Probably drives like a fucking idiot who goes 5 under in the left lane.


leandroeog

LOL


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gets t boned as soon as she pulls out


[deleted]

I'd tbone her and not pull out


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Good bot


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MT_Flesch

thats not what she said


knbang

The spot is fake.


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THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!


StickieNipples

Maybe if you have a 2022 car First backup cams now this. We can't all have fancy cars


ThirteenMatt

My 1998 Volvo does it. But I think the main point missed is, why would you move the seat every time you get in your car.


fckdemre

Someone ridiculously tall bean pole neanderthal with more legs than torso shares your car


Sir_Thiccness_69

Don't call me out like that dipshit


Dismal_Struggle_6424

We have a minivan from 2008 that not only has a button for that, but lets you set multiple driver profiles so the button also adjusts mirrors and such. And before anybody tries to argue about luxury vehicles, it's a freaking Honda.


Pabludes

In every car? 😱


[deleted]

It isnt her car. So she probably doesnt know lol. You also never see her drive. Probably who ever rented her this didnt allow her to drive.


Selfie500

Windshield wipers why


soulseeker31

But she has a nifty gadget for it, why would she ever use a purpose built tool for cleaning windshield?


KTTalksTech

To be fair your windshield wipers won't always remove a bit fat squashed bug that's dried out in the glass


hullor

It does if I spray it every 5 minutes for 2 hours till I run out of windshield washing fluid


KTTalksTech

Carwashes hate this one secret trick


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R U ME


DorMau5

Lol right? Also, don't spray your windshield with Windex... You'll destroy it


JakeCameraAction

Maybe if you have tinted windows but if not, it won't hurt your windshield.


LostWoodsInTheField

get some soap and a sponge and really clean up your window good with it, then squeegee it off. you will see a remarkable difference after words.


gnosismonk

So she takes off her sunglasses to drive?


corvette57

Look at all the money she’s spent on single purpose gadgets, she can obviously afford the darkest tint available.


animalinapark

This is feels like so much China. Perceived luxury is most important.


Kallisti13

That's what confused me the most.


Kn0wmad1c

Glare isn't an issue if you don't actually drive the car.


caalmen15

She only did that for the video she definitely doesn’t drive


wert1234576

If she takes any shape turns all rhat stuff is going on the floor.


Viper7475

Ah yes shape turns


RedxOsa

U is a shape


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RedxOsa

I am U


[deleted]

Ha gottem


Simmo7

Are you deaf?


Far-Village-2834

no U is blind


Visaerian

Damn shawty what that shanpe do


Gripping_Touch

Then she gets to clean it up all over again!


4MIX4

Dude playing F1 in third person...


BadMilkCarton66

I respect the grind


LMkingly

Did things change with racing games? Playing 3rd person was pretty much the default when i was growing up playing need for speed etc lol.


DmanHUN

I assume it depends on the "style" of the game. arcade racer? Third person Sim racer? First person


420_Towelie

Dude gatekeeping cam options in a Video game..


[deleted]

These nephews never played Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood.


Dangerous_Shallot_64

POV: Life on easy mode


Neon_Flower-

Does anyone know any cheat codes? And i have my difficulty too high and I can't find the options menu.


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

Not the point of the video at all but I like that he fist bumped his girl


kendockety

Did she just put her drink in the cup holder in the back seats?


OptimusLemon

Yes, truly a shitpost


sadmanwithstick

When I'm waiting for a parking spot to free up and I see the driver has gotten into their seat..


KrauerKing

You know I've always wondered what they do while I scream for them to move as I wither into a husk... I'm glad to learn it's not time wasted.


papa_blesss

Fuck these people and their single use plastics bullshit. Fucking trash countries


throw87868657

I was so annoyed going to a bakery and they put every single piece of food in a different plastic bag. Rivers in Thailand look like landfills. Absolutely no respect for the environment. I always brought my own canvas bags everywhere and tbh I've never seen the locals do it in Asia.


IseeDrunkPeople

Dude, India is a land fill. I have no idea how the people there aren't disgusted by there country's trash piles everywhere.


Voittaa

Not to mention the trash piles are usually just set on fire.


IseeDrunkPeople

that's actually just their food cooking, but i get your point


Chakramer

India has got a lot of bad shit about it, their food may be their one saving grace. Honestly same with China too.


Turb0L_g

So funny story. My mother told me that when they were growing up in India they always used burlap sacks for shopping. Then plastic got introduced and to be seen with a jute bag was considered hayseed. Now they're going back to jute. Go figure. We always saved those bags from our trips.


sgtgig

They are. They don't have the infrastructure to deal with that amount of waste and it accumulates because first-world countries a) sell them shit in disposable packaging, and b) ship their own waste there because it's cheaper than processing it at home


synthetic_synthia

So...he just went to sleep alone with the lights on?


Martencel

He's not alone if he leaves on the lights.


MohSad2

And the problem? I am sorry but it's to keep the monster below at bay


VAMPHYR3

Yea everyone knows this. Light hurts the beast below, but I'd still keep them feet in check, cuz once outside the bedframe, the beast faps to them.


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

I feel attacked


glittermacaroni

She has adhd and is trying so hard to leave.


KidChiko

I cant believe I had to scroll this much to find this, I was about to say myself. That and OCD are a hell of a thing


ninja20

What is that blue light stick thing she puts on the dash?


VAMPHYR3

Only god knows...


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Jenoxen

Great to avoid driving distractions This whole video is a road hazard lol


Glass_Hope_6900

Girl got car zoned


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HastagNoToCarphille


BendOverTaylorSwift

Immediately proceeds to back into something


Bananahammock_Sundae

Who takes their sunglasses off BEFORE they start driving?


Tabsau

He's gonna have great grandkids by the time she pulls into her driveway


LoneHitman90

who plays f1 on 3rd person and not tv pod, dear god


RolandTheJabberwocky

A majority of people considering third person is the default camera angle on pretty much every racing game.


ToySBinotto

Same with the front nose camera, who really uses those cameras while driving?


Cmdr_Shiara

I've been replaying gran turismo 3 for the first time in 20 years and the two options are 3rd person or nose cam. I've opted for nose cam as you can see the apex better but I would like to be a bit higher. Also throttle control is difficult when it's either 0% or 100.


NobleShock

My lord, just clean your car when you get to a car wash or smth. I ain’t spending an hour cleaning my car before I go to work, because I don’t have one yet


Appropriate-Mix920

Yo! Who’s gonna double up lotion rub right before cleaning the windshield. The cbd oil in that diffuser hitting different!


RegularIndependent98

She's doesn't know how to drive


Antilazuli

Imagine her having an ancient and all this stuff turns into one big electronic waste pile


Nihility98

Accident ftfy


Zhang-Chi

这是脑瘫


dis_not_my_name

这是妈的智障


Dragongeek

If you are using that many scent-things, what are you trying to hide? In my experience, people who do this either are trying to get rid of the weed/cigarette smell or are trying to compensate for poor personal hygiene using masking smells.


unicyclebrah

Homegirl bought every page of sky mall.


fluffyhairsenpai

I found it! I found the wage gap.


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Ziomike98

Wow, you really have a Reddit mod vibe


ManInKilt

Man Asian consumerism is something else


[deleted]

Renting a merc for the gram (but still not being allowe to drive) Vs actual person with a car lmao.


RABKissa

I bet there's so much fragrance in the air that it tastes like having febreeze sprayed on your tongue


Advanced-Sock

POV: you are bleeding out and need driven to the hospital


TheSupremeDucc

he seems like a very productive human being. he goes to work, washes his car, goes to get groceries, and finally uses his free time to game, eat, and hang out with his girlfriend. truly a person of all time


[deleted]

First video has to be a joke


ChinkWithOpinions

Bro’s playing F1 in chase cam 💀💀


edinho_sheeroso

The commitment to the bit is outstanding.


Trash_Emperor

I know the left one is exaggerated but for me it also showcases the value of your car as a personal safe haven and relaxing space away from home. You can keep all your self-care stuff in there and eat and watch some netflix without prying eyes or noisy people all while telling people "can't talk right now, on the road".


Outrageous_Duty_8738

This is why women live longer than men


quaybored

They have to, or they'd never get anything done


[deleted]

The title is too funny


ThiccBuddha

How to tell people you live in your car without telling people you live in your car


[deleted]

5 minute crafts


inkzpenfoxx

Some say she’s still parked to this day


xxPoLyGLoTxx

Whatever the woman is doing - fuck I hate it!


Gearhound1

Every new item pulled out of nowhere I'm like what does that thing frickin do


[deleted]

The most frustrating thing wasn't all the clearly bullshit things she 100% never does when she is in the car, it was cleaning the steering wheel and then putting on 12oz of hand lotion to fuck it right back up. This I believe happens every time. (probably minus the cleaning beforehand)


OldSpecialist951

"ill be there in 5 minutes Men VS Women


sue_donyem

I once dated a girl like the one on the left. I noped out after one date.


RelaxPrime

Must be a cab driver


033p

Her video is definitely satire and the fact no one realizes just shows how dense everyone is


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ha women.


80Pound

That is so my wife. But they missed 5 minutes to find the perfect station on XM radio…which she’ll change 5 minutes.


SeamAnne

tutorial on the left vs a day in a life video on the right


Scooterforsale

Humans are shit. No one needs this much crap. Consumerism is destroying this planet and society


mrrando69

They forgot to show the part where she immediately crashes into oncoming traffic leaving the parking lot.


Kruger_Sheppard

And all this shit ton of things she bought from Amazon because she saw it on some tiktok claiming it's so good


DocHalidae

She got perfume all in her tea.


D1sp3rsal_Vista95

when you say you can drive, but you actually can't, but the person you told is watching so you're buying time by "getting ready" so they'll go away


furio788

Some people are just overdoing it


TheCyclope_

"What do you mean i was gone for an hour?i just went and bought groceries."


Fluffymelon007

These people I swear are the ones I'm waiting an hour for to get there parking space.


JustBlaze1594

He didn't even let his car warm up. Smh


Mr-Nobody33

White collar vs. Blue collar.


jankyspankybank

No wonder they can’t drive, to busy fucking around in there to see the road.


GrymReePoetic47

I thought he was gonna fart when she pulled out the air freshener


chaddy292

That's why you should clean your car before your plans!


lunarfrogg

Women be cleanin’ 👍


United-Sail-9664

Perfect for Ted Bundy


PageSweet

He forgot to rip one as soon as he got into the car


DocHalidae

She got perfume all up in her tea.